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[Ikksman]

{S N I P}Another from the Philippines is " I have dysmenarhea ". You have what honey? "" I have my period". Oh, why not just say so.

She must have been one those nurses we used to pick up at St Luke's Hospital in Global City!

Another strange thing, I have never met a South China girl who knew what a tampon was, and they would recoil in horror at the idea of jamming a cotton plug up their little sister!

[FreebieFan]

Hi Freebie,

Last year I had a beautiful SYT in the shower with me. She urinated whilst squatting over the drain and then suddenly exclaimed "My aunt has come!". I looked, and there were indeed traces of menstrual blood. I wonder why they say it is her 'aunt'? Any suggestions? Do northern girls say this?



BTW do northern girls sit sidewise on western toilets? Some southern spinners from the provinces have this strange habit!

Cheers

I have heard numerous expressions of menstruation. Certainly the "auntie is visiting " is a common one.

The " on a red holiday " is another one " red tide " (from Philippines) " temporarily out of action " was another recently heard.

I've also had here in China " I have a visitor so I can't go out tonight " and other variations of it.

Another from the Philippines is " I have dysmenarhea ". You have what honey? "" I have my period". Oh, why not just say so.

[Ikksman]

C'mon Guys! Am I the only perverted bastard who has studied Chinese spinners sitting sideways on western style toilets and wants to know why. Don't you find this an exciting puzzle?

Cheers.

[Ikksman]

Thanks Stegram,
Seems plausible, although they may have developed the euphemisms in parallel. I wonder how old the expressions are? I did read in one (unreliable) source that the full saying in Chinese was "My aunt has come so I can't leave the house".{S N I P}

This one may or may not be deemed more appropriate! Note that she is a genuine, near white tiger!

I also found another couple of expressions for menstruation. The most puzzling one was 天癸 tiān guǐ. Tenth heaven? I don't think so! Any ideas?

Ikks.

[Ikksman]

Could be a westerner taught them who "Aunt Flo" was.

Thanks Stegram,

Seems plausible, although they may have developed the euphemisms in parallel. I wonder how old the expressions are? I did read in one (unreliable) source that the full saying in Chinese was "My aunt has come so I can't leave the house".

Actually I have never heard the expression "Aunt Flo". It has a certain quaint appeal because of the flow! Where I grew up, the common slang was to "be on the rag" or She has the red flag flying. Very unimaginative slang of 19th century English origin (yes, the females did use rags).

Chinese always seem to have wonderful euphemisms such as "Looking at the flowers whilst riding on horseback" and "deep fried breadsticks". I guess I was hoping for a similarly attractive expression.

Cheers.

[Stegram]

"My aunt has come!". I looked, and there were indeed traces of menstrual blood. I wonder why they say it is her 'aunt'?

Could be a westerner taught them who "Aunt Flo" was.

[Ikksman]

Have met 4 ladies in past year (from North China, aged between 22-26) who were aghast at the thought that I was going to lick their pussies.
Two were eventually fine with the idea whilst telling me " Chinese boys never ever do that ". "wow. . that feels nice Freebie ".
One said repeatedly " no no no no no no no no don't do that no no no. That's weird ".

And the last one was a very matter of fact direct sort of girl " tell me why you are intending to kiss my pussy and what will I feel when you do this, will it hurt, is it safe for me to let you, me etcetc ". She agreed to let me have a few tentative licks of her lips, agreed that it was pleasant and seemed to enjoy it more and more.

Once they liked, it was way way easier to get them to shave at least of their jungle by telling them they would enjoy more.

Hi Freebie,

Most Southern girls from the far-flung provinces of China seem to think that DATY is dirty and will wriggle and fight to escape your tongue getting anywhere near their mei mei. I love to get them by surprise: first persuading them to have a shower together (hard work), and then getting them into a wrestling submission hold so they cannot escape.

So you use bribery to get them to shave? Hmmm! Girls who have copious sacred moss around their labia or who are of the burnt wood fungus variety, often do not get a repeat session with me. White tigers I keep in a cage! They get starlet treatment, especially if they have pink, puffy nipples as well!

Last year I had a beautiful SYT in the shower with me. She urinated whilst squatting over the drain and then suddenly exclaimed "My aunt has come!". I looked, and there were indeed traces of menstrual blood. I wonder why they say it is her 'aunt'? Any suggestions? Do northern girls say this?

It is hard work training SYTs, but the rewards are substantial!

BTW do northern girls sit sidewise on western toilets? Some southern spinners from the provinces have this strange habit!

Cheers

[FreebieFan]

Additionally, in my experience (and confirmed by actual studies), that nearly all Chinese SYTs are not virgins by the time they reach 17, or 21 in the case of university graduates. . But they are generally inexperienced by our standards, never had an orgasm and require gentle coaching in the art of BBBJs.
! I should also state that I believe that South Chinese girls are very different to those in the North!

Cheers.

Have met 4 ladies in past year (from North China, aged between 22-26) who were aghast at the thought that I was going to lick their pussies.

Two were eventually fine with the idea whilst telling me " Chinese boys never ever do that ". "wow. . that feels nice Freebie ".

One said repeatedly " no no no no no no no no don't do that no no no. That's weird ".

And the last one was a very matter of fact direct sort of girl " tell me why you are intending to kiss my pussy and what will I feel when you do this, will it hurt, is it safe for me to let you, me etcetc ". She agreed to let me have a few tentative licks of her lips, agreed that it was pleasant and seemed to enjoy it more and more.

Once they liked, it was way way easier to get them to shave at least of their jungle by telling them they would enjoy more.

[Ikksman]

"Your BF/husband is a very lucky guy!" If appropriate, follow up with "I hope that he knows how lucky he is!".

This flattery works great with both single and married woman (if said in front of her friends it also gives her face). This can open up all sorts of opportunities for bright young men!

If the woman is married, she will often say that she doesn't know, or similar. This really means, her husband neglects her and she is open to offers. BTW, I recall a married girl that I met, and she would never let me tongue kiss, although everything else was on offer (and accepted). She said this was reserved for her husband, even though he was obviously neglecting her! If I remember rightly, she actually initiated the contact with me at Starbucks in Coco Park!

A few cultural tidbits: Many SYTs falsely claim to have a BF. One of 2 possible reasons: either to get rid of you, or, to give herself face. If it is the latter, then of course she is willing to be 'wooed'. It is also common to find that a SYT is hanging on to her no-good BF just until she finds a new and better one (she may even despise the current one). A couple of examples:

1. I was banging a SYT, who said that her ex-BF, who she went through college with back in her home province, was no good and did not treat her well. Suddenly, the guy appeared in SZ, with lots of gifts, and she let him live with her. I asked why and her response was that if she could be my GF, she would dump him. In the meantime, she would live with him!

2. There was another girl who worked in the Tumi luggage shop in HK (when it was in Chater house). One day I decided to ask for her phone number. She replied that she had had the same BF for 10 years! So being the gentleman that I am, I desisted from further assaults on her. But when I was leaving the shop, she rushed over and grabbed my hand in her 2 hands, squeezing tightly, and thanking me profusely for shopping again with Tumi. Some shoppers entering the store stopped dead in their tracks at this public display of affection by a SYT to an old laowai fart! She then gave me her phone number after what seemed like minutes of rubbing her big tits against me and lustfully looking into my eyes! I have to admit that I was so taken aback by this that it was some days before I could summon up the strength and courage to contact her.

A number of posters here claim that it is a long and difficult process to woo a Chinese SYT into your bed. I totally disagree. I have found that if you successfully get their mobile number, exchange a few message, then they have already mentally accepted you as a potential BF. So just a meal, a small trinket or a few drinks (although many SYTs don't drink), and you should have your wicked way with them, in a couple of hours.

Additionally, in my experience (and confirmed by actual studies), that nearly all Chinese SYTs are not virgins by the time they reach 17, or 21 in the case of university graduates. And they are more than willing to play the two humped beast. But they are generally inexperienced by our standards, never had an orgasm and require gentle coaching in the art of BBBJs. However, you do encounter the occasional screamer!

Trust that this information is of interest and useful! I should also state that I believe that South Chinese girls are very different to those in the North!

Cheers.

[Ikksman]

Some time ago I posted about a beautiful young Changsha girl that I lusted after for a number of years. She was the girl that I never succeeded in developing an intimate relationship with, although I banged her sister, her mother and an aunt.

Surprise, surprise! Today, I got an email from her (with photos). She wrote that she missed me very much and wanted to see me and give herself totally to me (her words)!

I wonder if she is desperately in need of money, or is just afraid of becoming a sheng nu (left over) woman.

She truly is a classic Han beauty. And not the currently sought after tall, thin, big boobs and V shaped face with double lid eyes that Chinese guys so strongly desire (I think they watch too much K-pop). She has a sexy firm body of perfect proportions and a beautiful face, perfect teeth plus a great personality and smile. So it is a wonder that she is still single at 26. Or at least I think that she is 26. I remember her once telling me that it was her birthday, so I said that you are now 24? She replied "No, I am still 23, same as yesterday" (renri)!

Anyway, there are always temptations in life. Excuse my one-handed typos! Shit, how old am I?

Cheers.

[Ikksman]

My posts are based on my personal experience. But since you are old, clever and more experienced than I am I guess they are not good enough for you. I guess you know how to pick up Chinese girls at Starbucks and on the subway. They are all into 60+ guys.

It would be better to publish a list of members who have reliable info on China. There would be less confusion and easier for anyone looking for good advice concerning the subject matter. Ikksman and Kitsumine (or whatever his name) could arrange such a list. They are the experts and know good from BS.

I never chat girls in Starbucks or on the MTR, and have specifically stated that guys forget about hunting freebies in these places.

And being such a young looking hunk, I can't comment whether or not these girls are into 60+ guys!!!!

IMHO, there are some posters here who should get off their horses to look at the flowers.

Ikks

[Big Ass Eater]

Sir, you sound old and bitter. Relax, lighten up. Its Friday. Theres lots of Chinese pussy for everyone and we all have different, but successful ways of getting it. Had a fabulous and somewhat nervous HJ last night in my home from a 21 year old virgin girl who " I don't know how to do this, please teach me ", will have tonight with a tall slim African student who I generally date a few nights a week, and on Monday an acupuncture student who lives in Tianjin is coming for a visit. The fact she has sent me her naked pics tell me we might be getting it on.

Hope you have as relaxing a time.

Talking to me? Maybe you should be addressing Mr DIkksman instead, he's way older than I am. Why on earth would I be bitter? If you only knew. I've had my share of Chinese women. Believe me. The hottest woman I ever had was Chinese, from Jiangxi. A mother of two in her 30's. Fantastic body, more curves than I could handle, just like a Coca-Cola bottle; big tits, slim waist and big firm ass. The pussy was the most beautiful I've ever seen, a real piece of art. She was a working girl but to me more like a GF. She visited me whenever I asked her and paid her 200 yuan per session which lasted as long as I wanted. The dream hooker. The only 10/10 I've ever been with. All other girls pale in comparison.

So, don't pass judgements on me. I'm done with this discussion. Think, assume and say whatever you like.

[FreebieFan]

My posts are based on my personal experience. But since you are old, clever and more experienced than I am I guess they are not good enough for you. I guess you know how to pick up Chinese girls at Starbucks and on the subway. They are all into 60+ guys.

It would be better to publish a list of members who have reliable info on China. There would be less confusion and easier for anyone looking for good advice concerning the subject matter. Ikksman and Kitsumine (or whatever his name) could arrange such a list. They are the experts and know good from BS.

Sir, you sound old and bitter. Relax, lighten up. Its Friday. Theres lots of Chinese pussy for everyone and we all have different, but successful ways of getting it. Had a fabulous and somewhat nervous HJ last night in my home from a 21 year old virgin girl who " I don't know how to do this, please teach me ", will have tonight with a tall slim African student who I generally date a few nights a week, and on Monday an acupuncture student who lives in Tianjin is coming for a visit. The fact she has sent me her naked pics tell me we might be getting it on.

Hope you have as relaxing a time.

[HarryDubois]

I believe that the ISG should sponsor me to go on a fact finding expedition to China, in the interest of HARD science. I will publish my IN DEPTH report in the forum of course, together with many photos of the natives and their customs.

[Big Ass Eater]

Some of us here (including Fuzimiao, Lao Ma and myself) have already acknowledged that BigAss is our ISG expert on China.

I find BigAss's posts very educational, and hope he continues to post, particularly about Chinese culture - as he simplifies for us, the complex, interwoven, overlapping and ever-evolving beliefs, myths, traditions and superstitions and their significant regional variations.

Ikks.

My posts are based on my personal experience. But since you are old, clever and more experienced than I am I guess they are not good enough for you. I guess you know how to pick up Chinese girls at Starbucks and on the subway. They are all into 60+ guys.

It would be better to publish a list of members who have reliable info on China. There would be less confusion and easier for anyone looking for good advice concerning the subject matter. Ikksman and Kitsumine (or whatever his name) could arrange such a list. They are the experts and know good from BS.