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01-13-09 00:33 #44
SEAJ's loss Cappy's gain
I never met Gentleman SEAJ before, but clearly he doesn't know what he's missing. Cappy got to have the pleasure of Wapec's company for balance of the evening. Was it good?
The stuff Wapec's forgotten, Cappy hasn't even learned yet. Now here's a guy that know's how to keep Cappy happy! And get your dirty minds out of the gutter. There isn't a wanker bone in that finely tuned body built for mongering.
On the eve of Santa's return, the question on everybody's mind is ..... will the dynamic duo of Wapec-Santa wreak their revenge and finally have their way with the dastardly SEAJ?
SEAJ, my advice is be afraid, friend .... be very afraid.
Originally Posted by SEAJ
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01-12-09 09:52 #43Huimei sauna is in the hotel. U have to go up from the main elevator to 2nd floor. The see-through/totally naked category gals can only be seen in the room. The PR will arrange for u. During flower street time, they all stand on the corridoor outside the rooms. Originally Posted by Race Track
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01-12-09 08:04 #42Hell - shops were already closed Originally Posted by OldAsiaHand
SEAJ
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01-12-09 08:00 #41You REALLY think this wanker is CAPABLE of a second pop???!! Aw come ON!!! Originally Posted by OldAsiaHand
Penis envy huh?!This is a crime punishable by cutting off your pecker. If the surgeon can find a microscope and a small enough knife.
if the dumb shit would pick up his fone and/or read his phone sms, he'd know that I'd flown the coop an hour ahead! And as far as being him half dressed - dontcha know that every time we see him at CP - anywhere in CP - he's always got his pecker hanging half way out his pants. Yeah I notice!! Of course I notice - all the gals run to me and point it out - dangling away - when he approaches each and every one of 'em. Nah..... not half dressed... that's just the way the pervert is!!He rushed like hell to meet you at the station. He ran across the street half dressed to catch the train only to find that you abandoned him. It was never expected since you had just told us that you hate the hassle of changing trains at Lowu.
It'd be like pearls for swines. Besides which The S.O.B. just loved it that he's got the perfect excuse to stay an extra 8 hours in CP, harrassing all of Santa's sweet young 'unsSince it will be difficult to carry out the sentence above, you can make resititution. You will take all of us to the Jia Yi KTV at your expense including, but not limited to, unlimited French Grand Cru and/or the most expensive single malt Scotch to drink and as many girls as we want in the room; followed by an orgy with all of them in the best hotel suite in town.
OK!!Just my POV.
OAH
SEAJ
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01-12-09 07:48 #40
Bsd
At least you guys get to read these posts at your leisure. SEAJ calls and wakes me up from a deep sleep at 2:00AM to give me all the juicy details. Smart mongers turn their mobile phones off. Originally Posted by SE Asia Joe
I am surprised you didn't take her right out and buy her a brand new, top of the line, Nokia for her after you did her. Or, was the tip more than enough to cover the cost of one? Is that why it is "none of our business"?
Just my POV.
OAH
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01-12-09 07:41 #39
Guilty!
You deprived the guy of his second pop. This is a crime punishable by cutting off your pecker. If the surgeon can find a microscope and a small enough knife. Originally Posted by SE Asia Joe
He rushed like hell to meet you at the station. He ran across the street half dressed to catch the train only to find that you abandoned him. It was never expected since you had just told us that you hate the hassle of changing trains at Lowu.
Since it will be difficult to carry out the sentence above, you can make resititution. You will take all of us to the Jia Yi KTV at your expense including, but not limited to, unlimited French Grand Cru and/or the most expensive single malt Scotch to drink and as many girls as we want in the room; followed by an orgy with all of them in the best hotel suite in town.
Just my POV.
OAH
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01-12-09 06:49 #38
Adversity into opportunity - part 3
Gotcha! Really gotcha I surmised when she was bucking up and down, grabbing my li’l one and actually beggin’ me to stick it in – even when I was still uncovered! Damn – this is gonna be a helluva ride I thought – and sure enough….. a GREAT ride!
Did her in just about all the position I can remember before settling on what I figure would be the best way to finish off this buckin’ bronco – her lying on her back with both of her feet over my side-way turned torso which allowed my pecker perfect alignment to freely pound her pussy; And all the while using the bullet vibrator to tease her clit. To lightly touch it, and then using it on her now really pointy nipples, and then linger just close to her clit again….before she grabbed it and just grounded that little sucker directly onto her hairy…very hairy …. mound of Venus. She came so many times this way that she told me later that she actually lost count how many times – just that she’s never come that many times in her life.
Love to look at a gal’s face when she’s coming, how she moans and grunts and gasp, and tighten up and grasp at sheets, at bodies at … anything – and here I had a real-life full length movie of all this going! (Porno movie??!!). Damn, thinking about it whilst writing this is getting me all stirred up. Wish my little cheap ass camera would have allowed me to take movies longer than 30 seconds at a cli[p – but….
OK guys – OWL enough??!! Enough details?? Enough juicy details??
Wot??? You say too much?? Didn’t need to know?? Didn’t want to know?? Just skip the details?? Oh well, Too bad – all I know is that I enjoyed myself, I thoroughly enjoyed myself….. and I didn’t even get a blow job from her!!
And worse, she ain’t got no hand phone yet – and all I could do was to give her MY phone number on a piece of paper with instructions for her to phone me as soon as she gets one. Best RMB130 night market gal I’ve had yet (and don’t ask me how much xiao fei I gave her – none of your business!!)
SEAJ
Picture...of course on the Photo gallery thread!
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01-12-09 06:48 #37
Adversity into opportunity - part 2/
All shy and wanted to go into the bathroom to take her clothing off! OK – no probs – go ahead – and I then just drew up the blinds to the glass wall covering the bathroom! And hotdiggitydo but what did I see?? Hair hair and more hair forming an impressive triangle topped by dark, practically black, huge nipples on a large mound of alabaster skin. Holy Cow!! Saw the play “Hair” eons back and ……… Reminded me of Thai/Filipino gals in the old days before all dem shavin’ and pluckin’ pubes! So much for my hunt for the elusive White Tiger of China – I’ve got myself a Monkey!! Exceptin’ that whilst she had this impressive jungle around her pubes, the rest of her body was smooth, white and practically hairless. IMPRESSIVE!!
OK, the usual hide under the sheets, hands covering all target parts, no kissing, no nuthin’ – which made the task at hand all the more challenging!! OK, so I figure I gotta grease this gal up a bit first and thus turned her on face whilst I started to minister on the nape of her neck, behind her neck, on her shoulder blades, at the start of the curve of her ass, at the top of her ass, behind her knees, on her thighs – any and all areas that gals are usually sensitive at – and duly noted which areas she reacts to. React to you ask?? Well, goose bumbs are good indicators, and so are soft moaning and body writhing. What - you say? These gals are good at acting and will do all that just to get the action moving along fast? Yeah – OK , but so what – I also know that these gals, even if acting, do many times get caught up in the moment and actually DO get turned on. So there! And yes, methinks that she did get turned on.
Intermittently checked her pussy to determine her “progress” and when I figured that she was wet enough, produced “la piece de resistance” – one of Slower Better’s bullet vibrators and teased and toyed her clits with it. And man – she took off like a rocket – I mean a real rocket with all that bucking and moaning and screamin’ Bingo I figured and shoved one into her whilst taking another one to still tickle her clit – and man, the pleading, the hugging, the gasps of exasperation when I either removed or stopped them li’l devils!!
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01-12-09 06:47 #36
Adversity into opportunity - part 1
Adversity into opportunity.
At the risk of taking the “OWL wannabe” mantle away from Wapec, I’m gonna try somethin’ here!
Right after my veggie date with the hotel receptionist (Sing “ I think I love her” to the tune of “The Impossible Dream”), I jumped at OAH’s instructions to meet the boys at the Night market – RIGHT NOW!.
Couldn’t catch a cab and took a RMB 3 tricycle there where I was greeted by a pack of rowdy and hungry mongers with their peckers practically hanging out of their pants. BAD sign I say – too damn many of ‘em and too few gals!! And here were the gals, all huddled around these ubiquitous charcoal heaters, trying not to freeze their asses off!
Saw one, got pipped, saw another one – and got pipped again by one of Sammy boys’ horde!! Damn! Until I saw a tall ‘un who was averting every one of our stares and wouldn’t even look up to allow us a good look! BAD sign sez OAH – she’s gonna be a lousy newbie who wouldn’t do nuthin!. Ahhh yes, but she’s too good looking - even without all the make-up which the other gals plastered themselves with; and even under all the layers of clothing – must be a hot body! Momma says – “Yeah 130, but she won’t blow you” – which put a further damper on my enthusiasm to do this gal. But hell, nothing ventured, nothing gained – and it is with this frame of mind that I set out on my task! A challenge!!
Got her back to the hotel room and sure enuff, she told me that this is only her second day as a xiaojie; the usual story about having a boyfriend who brought her down to work “together’ with his friend the momma, and beating her up when she at first refused….. the usual thing. very sad, but …….. All taken with a large grain of salt – and besides which, I’m now here to take away all your sadness!! Muahahah!!
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01-12-09 05:45 #35
Crime watch: Here is one for Highway Patrol
Add to SEAJ's crime whistle for commuters too
Got out of the Pearl Delta area recently to avoid such experiences. Even the Taxi driver say stay indoors late at night. Pre-CNY is high crime watch and buses are not safe either.
A whole bus load of passengers were driven to a remote spot while traveling between Macau and Shenzhen.
Driver was apparently involved in this crime.
All 40 passengers were searched and robbed at knife point. St least one passenger was slashed and hurt when resisting.
Travel safe and take care of that wallet while in the sauna / massage room. One minute is all they need. Tuck cash away.
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01-12-09 05:00 #34
Still coming to DGG to monger? Don't say we didn't warn you!
Today's South China Morning Post
Surge in thefts and robberies in Dongguan
He Huifeng
Jan 12, 2009
Dongguan in the Pearl River Delta may be in the grip of a crime wave, as its once-booming manufacturing sector struggles amid the global financial crisis.
Few public reports have emerged but there has been a surge in postings on popular online chat rooms and bulletin boards in the past two months offering first-hand accounts of thefts and robberies.
"They hit my face and forced me to tell them the password for my debit card," one contributor called "Loving Monica" said of an attack on her in Houjie township, Dongguan, on December 3.
Two men dragged her into a car. She said she shouted for help as her abductors circled the bank in the car but nobody noticed.
The men eventually pushed her out of the car after getting the password out of her and taking money from her account at a nearby ATM.
She said she went to the police to ask to see security camera footage of the area but they refused.
Hundreds of netizens replied to her post, saying they also felt street crime had become more rampant. "In Dongguan, being robbed is common. You are among the lucky ones. My friend is still in hospital because of a robbery," one said.
In addition, at least two big jewellers in Changping and Shijie townships were robbed at gunpoint in December.
The decline in public safety is an embarrassment to the municipal government, which had pledged to clean up the city's streets after a spate of bag-snatchings by motorcycle robbers and other crimes two years ago.
Although motorcycles were banned in the city, among other measures, a growing number of jobless migrants now pose a new threat.
Houjie party chief Li Huiqin told a public security conference early last month the township was facing more public-safety challenges than ever because of the huge number of jobless people.
He called on the police to make an all-out effort to counter the worsening situation.
Security guards protecting factories that have been shut down are also worried.
"It's tough to be here just by myself," security guard Li Jun said, as he stood watch outside a factory that closed in November after laying off 200 workers.
"Three other factories have also closed in the neighbourhood and the nearby stores and restaurants have closed down one after another."
He said he was the only person in the three-storey plant protecting its stocks of raw materials.
"I'm so worried every night about what would happen if thieves turned up," Mr Li said. "One or two thieves are fine. But I would be in great danger if three or more came."
Those who are lucky enough to still have a job in Dongguan's factories say they are also concerned about living in half-deserted areas.
"More than half of my neighbours have moved out of the six-storey rented building and gone back to their hometowns," a female migrant worker said.
"I have heard of so many break-ins in Dongguan recently. No one would notice if I were robbed or killed in the dreary building.
"Every day you read all sorts of crime stories in the newspaper and hear all sorts of horrible experiences from friends," she said.
"How can one have confidence in Dongguan?"
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01-12-09 04:46 #33Yes - I really think that Papa-san is a bit mental and refuse to even acknowledge him. Originally Posted by OldAsiaHand
He's of the habit of getting all mouthy and hurling invectives at guys who does not chose from his stable - and actually being very intimidating. Stay away from this idiot.
And on Taxis - Look-it, holding up a hotel card with RMB 15 written on it identifies you immediately as being a newbie in CP (and in other locations for that matter)! And besides which, I always insist - and get - rides to my hotel for RMB 10 by holding up my index finger and mouthing XX Jao Tian Se kuai (XX hotel 10 bucks) whilst walking towards the street. Sooner or later one will break rank and agree to my RMB10 - and worse come to worse, I'm out on the street where I'll flag down a leagl yellow/blue taxi who will either put the meter up or agree to 10 bucks.
SEAJ
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01-12-09 04:36 #32Omigawd..... Originally Posted by Wapec
Heavenly Monger Father, OAH, who art in Heaven
Hallowed be thy Name, my witness be confirmed
Thy monger Kingdom cum
Thine spiteful will be done
Call on all respectful mongers
To illicit a fatwah on SEAJ
Jihad is the righteous hand of the Monger Angel
Because of crimes most serious & foul
Here ye, here ye be it known far and wide
That a newbie was abandoned at the CP train station side
Worst still a Grand double pop oil lube session
Was terminated early depriving newbie of second due pop
An inglorious monger crime so foul
Not even worthy of the OWL !!!
Tee hee hee ...... SEAJ you've been flamed and the facts speak for themselves
Jez couldn't even wait 30 mins after your pop for me to walk across the street . That is classic and sure made me giggle ! Patience of a gnat. Catch up soon or even next week where upon I'll return the favor in good humoured kind.
Jackson what would be involved to get SEAJ setup with his own thread ? Main title would be the "BSD & Etiquette Wannabe's" thread ? Ha ! Ha ! Ha !
Bless you in eternal damnation BSD wannabe
/W
You truly are NOT an OWL wannabe - you've actually surpassed him by leaps and bounds!
Hell, you gotta be thankin' me for giving you the perfect excuse to stay in CP a whole 8 hours longer!!
SEAJ
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01-11-09 17:22 #31
Another reason Xiaojies's are going home early
5. Its fooking freezing without heating, down fleeced coat and gloves !!!
Originally Posted by Santa
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01-11-09 16:58 #30
BSD Wannabe & Newbie Abandoner
Heavenly Monger Father, OAH, who art in Heaven
Hallowed be thy Name, my witness be confirmed
Thy monger Kingdom cum
Thine spiteful will be done
Call on all respectful mongers
To illicit a fatwah on SEAJ
Jihad is the righteous hand of the Monger Angel
Because of crimes most serious & foul
Here ye, here ye be it known far and wide
That a newbie was abandoned at the CP train station side
Worst still a Grand double pop oil lube session
Was terminated early depriving newbie of second due pop
An inglorious monger crime so foul
Not even worthy of the OWL !!!
Tee hee hee ...... SEAJ you've been flamed and the facts speak for themselves Jez couldn't even wait 30 mins after your pop for me to walk across the street . That is classic and sure made me giggle ! Patience of a gnat. Catch up soon or even next week where upon I'll return the favor in good humoured kind.
Jackson what would be involved to get SEAJ setup with his own thread ? Main title would be the "BSD & Etiquette Wannabe's" thread ? Ha ! Ha ! Ha !
Bless you in eternal damnation BSD wannabe
/W
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