West China - Kunming

[ChinaReise2012]

Hi guys,

Those of you who travel / or even work? In Kunming I know two sauna / hotel places which are top rated.

The two places are from a sex guide a Chinese guy gave me.

If you want the address let me know your email.

Here are the detailled ratings transalted from Chinese:

PLACE1: addres:. Province yunnan / kunming city.

Service: FS full service.

Girls: 20 more.

Girls attitude: 80/100.

Environment: 80/100.

FS time: 100 minutes.

Pricing: 488Yuan with VIP card 390.

Safety: safe, new place, FS in hotel room, boss friendly.

PLACE2: address: province yunnan / kunming city.

Service: FS.

Girls: 20 more girls.

Attitude: 85.

Environment: 80.

Opening: 24hours open.

Price: 400yuan.

Sfety: very safe. 4 star hotel, taxi driver said its safe.

I'm Ralf, mention you want Kunming infos.

[California8]

This is off the main subject but I can not monger every night. The place I return to for my veggie footie is He Ri Jun Zu Liao. It is just a few doors east of Beijing Lu on Yong An Lu; this is in the area a few blocks north of the south railway station. I think it is a value at 78rmb for 90 minutes though I know there are plenty of little hole in the wall places for less. There are private rooms, you get the normal bit of fruit and tea and have a tv. Not all of the gals are cuties but there are some (all are friendly) and the massage is just to my liking. Here you get a walk on the back so hope you don't get a big boned gal. Last time I was appointed a guy and I just asked to switch, no problem. I dislike the places with the sofas in a big room because invariably someone that smokes gets placed near me.

Cal8

[California8]

On the west side of XiYuan Lu between just south of Renmin Xi Lu, not on the street but in the little alleys off the street. This is not your typical BBS with girls sitting in a small shop watching tv. They are standing in the alleys and it is dark. I did not sample, though it was dark, the gals looked to have a bit more mileage and I would imagine the room you are brought to would be for only the brave. If you want to be like a local, here you go.

Cal8

[California8]

Again checking out a sauna from previous reports, thanks. There is an office building on the southwest corner. An ICBC Bank on the XiYuan side and Bank of China on the DianXi side. But no apparent way to get upstairs. Thoroughly befuddled but as I walk down XiYuan Lu, there is a guard and a driveway. I enter and it is the courtyard / parking lot of the office building and residential quarter. So I walk past families to where I see a sign indicating 24 hours. There it is, an entrance to the rest of the building and I take the elevator to the 4th floor. There are english words on their big sign, Sauna & Health Center.

The facilities are not old, they are antiquated! When you enter the shower area, the guy flips a switch (probably both turns on the lights and hot water. Into the rest area then led to a smallish room with a bed on the floor and a real old little tv. The first gal on offer is a pork chop but the second is quite acceptable fortunately. A 26 why / o Yunnan gal gives a fair massage, body slide, AR, CBJ and the deed. I am pleasantly surprised by the good service.

328rmb on the way out. If you are used to Shanghai saunas this may not be the place for you. If you are looking for a good value, jackpot.

Cal8

[California8]

Went here based on previous reports in the forum, thanks bros. The business card of the hotel says: Guan Nan of Daguan Kunming Hotel. It is just off of RiXin Lu south of the where the two creeks intersect Rixin Lu. There is an Islam restaurant, Alladin on the corner, just go across the street and a bit north. The elevator goes to the 4th floor and I look down the hallway both ways and all I see is hotel rooms. Oh good, there is a stairwell leading up one more floor and this is where the sauna is. Older place, I had to wait longer than normal for hot water from the shower; there is a big pool for soaking. Into a room with no bathroom and shortly there is a lineup of about 8. A few I could pick so nice to not just be given one at a time. The one I picked had big eyes and was 25 from Sichuan. Body slide on the bed, cat bath, AR and BBBJ with her eyes on you the whole time. The positions I liked and of course, the normal fake moans.

There is a foot massage room where you can rest before and / or after the deed with the TV screen on the wall. Settled at the front desk. 400rmb.

Cal8

[California8]

Still catching up on reports. Thanks to Haomaru for forum posts from 6 months ago, very useful. My Chinese is minimal at best.

In the New Nanjing Hotel plaza to the far left as you face the hotel. This hotel is on Dongfeng Xi Lu north of Renmin Zhong Lu. The big sign says Nanjing Supreme Water Remit in english. Gal meets you in the lobby and sends you up to the 5th floor. Take your shoes and send you into the locker room for shower and jammies. Nice facilities so far. Could I be at the wrong place? There is a grandfather and grandson soaking / playing in the big pool watching cartoons. Sent up one flight of stairs and greeted and asked if I want to eat, I decline and am seated in an enormous room split into sections of foot massage reclainers all with its own tv screen. They offer me a drink and a manager comes and to ask me the services I want. She is young and cute and so are the other managers roaming the place, all in black business suits. She shows me a Chinese list of services and I just pick out the 298rmb for 90 minutes.

I am shown to an elevator and then brought to my massage room. Room is quite nice with big bed and tv screen on the wall. A knock on the door and the masseuse enters, no line up but I am satisfied with her. After the usual preparations, off my shirt goes and I lie down on my stomach. Drats, she puts a towel over my back and starts the massage. A playful push away of my hand as I explore her legs but I am persistent and eventually get under her skirt. Her clothes never come off though. Actually a very good massage. You know the position if you have been there: on my stomach with my legs on her thighs to give her full access to the most important area. Long and slow with oil. On the flip, more slow HJ until my happy ending. There is still more time and I get more professional massage.

When time is up, back to the footie area and I am asked again if I want to eat. I rest a bit more then head to the locker for another shower. How do they expect me to dry my big fat body with a little hand towel? On check out, there is a big flat screen showing the charges but in Chinese. I can see 398 but my final charge is 351rmb. Again, my Chinese is not good enough to get a breakdown. In restrospect, perhaps 100 for the sauna fee but a 47 discount since I did not eat any food.

A luxurious place for those wealthy locals to rest and relax. If I return, maybe I will try some food.

Cal8

[California8]

The Green Lake View Hotel in the Xiao Xi Men area if near the intersection of Renmin Zhong Lu and Dongfeng Xi Lu. NE corner then go one block east. 5th floor sauna. Ask for massage and they walk you through the foot massage room and deposit you in a room with bed and TV; no bathroom so this is just a massage room, they quoted 500 and we settled at 400. Shown a line up of three and not hard to choose the beauty as others were not up to her body and smile. 20 y/o from Yunnan. No catbath or AR routine. Lots of GFE, DFK, lame massage, HJ, BBBJ after trying to cover but put it away after I waved it away. CG and mish.

Now I have been back here for just the foot massage 88rmb for 80 minutes. The guy up front not remembering me asked if I wanted a girl and he held his hands out from his chest in a cupping position and saying 3rd floor. The 3rd floor is the hotel KTV. I surmise that the line up I saw was KTV girls brought upstairs. So if I am right in my assumption, since I am solo, I felt that I paid the ST fee to a KTV gal without the room / drinks / fruit fee. This may also explain the lack of sauna routine which is fine with me. Perhaps if you go down to the 3rd floor with the guy you may see more girls in the line up.

Cal8

[California8]

I had been to this place for take out on a previous trip to the Spring City. It is on YongKang Street / Road, a block and a half east of Beijing Road where the KaiWah Hotel is. I went in and the mamasan knew what I was there for and immediately brought out two gals. Picked one with ample cleavage and offered half of the 400 asking price for BJ. Out back and up some stairs to a small room with a bed. She just pulled up her top and undid her bra, after a few preliminaries, went at the BBBJ like a pro. So this is why this place has been mentioned in the forum as the BJ Shop.

Cal8

[California8]

I was out on a reconnaissance mission checking on information from the forum for later in the week since I was in the neighborhood. The New Nanjing Hotel is on Dongfeng Xi Lu just a bit north of Renmin Zhong Lu on the west side. The hotel shares a plaza / parking lot with the Nanjing Hotel and numerous other businesses. The New Nanjing Hotel is very nice and to the right of the entrance is a seemingly luxurious KTV or so I assume. All Chinese characters but no big "KTV" letters. There are glass doors and I could look in to see lineups of beauties waiting for customers. I am solo with minimal Chinese language skills so I will not be checking this place out. I must assume that the prices are up there. So whomever has a business account, this looks like a nice place from the outside.

On the other side of the plaza to the right of the Nanjing Hotel (not New) is a brightly lit and loud place called SOS8 Club. I only mention it because some foxy young ladies dressed to impress were on their way in as I explored the plaza. Again, I am old with no game or language skills so I will leave it to you younger guys to check it out.

Cal8

[Cock Sure]

Given that Yunnan is most ethnically diverse province, I'm curious to know what kind of women you usually get?

Are they all Han Chinese? Or do you get some coming from the small ethnicities? I am quite interested in shagging something that looks like a pretty, local village-type! After all, Han Chinese can be found all over the world! . Is this on offer?

[California8]

Rode in a taxi to help a friend with luggage and send off at the airport. On the way out I saw the Airport Hotel across the street and remembered a PM a brother had sent me a while back. Ventured across the street and up to the 7th floor. The guy in the suit greeted me like a long lost friend and knew why I was there. Down the hallway, down some stairs and into a room with separate wet area. Facilities not modern. He quoted 880 for 80 minutes and I did not even counter, just turned to walk and he immediately stopped me, we settled at 600. Shown three different girls, I picked the one with the biggest rack. She cleaned me up and standard fare on the bed. Cat bath but no AR (ok with me), body slide using her rack skillfully, BBBJ and finished with cowgirl and mish.

Cal8

[JubiSan]

Yes, unfortunately not fully satisfactory. But still better than loosing the money in Macau like last time.

As the damage was not that high I don't regret it.

For paying in advance. I didn't want to but as she was the only cute girl at 9. 30pm. I saw another one before still eating dinner but when I returned she was already gone.

[Toxical]

After the report of Toxical, I thought Dali would be my choice for first mongering ever. So went to Yu Er Lu yesterday. Counted 9 pink lounges plus one where only 3 guys were sitting inside. All in all probably 40 girls.

As I speak no word of Chinese conversation was quite difficult.

Chose a girl probably in her mid-twenties, not to skinny. Had to pay the whole 300 in advance to her mamasan. No chance to pay later or a bit less, wanted to pay 250.

Wanted to come to my housing but I declined so went to a hotel, paid 70 for the room and action started.

She was quite impressed of my size and was happy that I had my own condoms with me. Her condoms looked much smaller than the already too small european ones.

During acting was a bit nervous and came first time already after some minutes but she agreed to a second round. Unfortunately she didn't really concentrate on me and watched TV and had two phone calls in between and absolutely no eye contact. A bit of turn off and so didn't came a second time. She also declined CBJ and riding on me.

All in all stayed one full hour in the hotel, in between she requested thrice to stop as she got pains.

Would give her a 7 cause she agreed to second round and in spite of having pains she continued, but have chosen her for her cute face and I didn't catch sight of it the whole time.

Sorry your experience was less than fully satisfactory. It's always going to be hit & miss with these places but still excellent value IMO.

[Harold Bell]

Anyone been to Xishuangbanna lately? Or Ruili? What's the current situation?

[Pushkin13]

After the report of Toxical, I thought Dali would be my choice for first mongering ever. So went to Yu Er Lu yesterday. Counted 9 pink lounges plus one where only 3 guys were sitting inside. All in all probably 40 girls.

As I speak no word of Chinese conversation was quite difficult.

Chose a girl probably in her mid-twenties, not to skinny. Had to pay the whole 300 in advance to her mamasan. No chance to pay later or a bit less, wanted to pay 250.

Wanted to come to my housing but I declined so went to a hotel, paid 70 for the room and action started.

She was quite impressed of my size and was happy that I had my own condoms with me. Her condoms looked much smaller than the already too small european ones.

During acting was a bit nervous and came first time already after some minutes but she agreed to a second round. Unfortunately she didn't really concentrate on me and watched TV and had two phone calls in between and absolutely no eye contact. A bit of turn off and so didn't came a second time. She also declined CBJ and riding on me.

All in all stayed one full hour in the hotel, in between she requested thrice to stop as she got pains.

Would give her a 7 cause she agreed to second round and in spite of having pains she continued, but have chosen her for her cute face and I didn't catch sight of it the whole time.

Never pay in advance.

Just my experience.

P13