Penis Enlargement Techniques and Enhancements

[Cyber John]

Pumps have nothing to do with length or girth. They just suck as much blood as possible into the penis, which doesn't really do anything to enlarge it. It's like working out your biceps by attaching a shop-vac to them.

One thing it might do though, it might make it difficult to get a good erection without the pump, so steer clear of them.

[Cyber John]

it's all about flooding the penis with blood in a non-erect state. basically, the pills are like mini-viagra. they get you a little more sensitive and engorged, but not hard. once you are that way, the exercises are all variations on something called jelqing. this involves the following:

1) get things ready by making sure you're in a warm and comfortable environment. get your vessels open by wrapping your penis in a hot washcloth or putting it in a hot shower. you want those tissues relaxed and ready to receive a lot of blood.

2) stretch out your penis by grabbing it near the head and pulling on it slowly. pull it to the right and to the left all the way each time, resting between. as you pull on it, you should feel a stretching sensation near the base. stretch, then rest. repeat until you feel like your penis is ready to really be exercised.

3) make the ok sign with your fingers by touching your forefinger and thumb tips together. lubricate both your hands and penis shaft (don't use soap, use a real lube). if you start to get an erection then slightly squeeze your penis head with your hand and this will discourage it, or simply wait for it to subside.

4) squeeze your penis shaft as close to your scrotum as possible and pull downward with your "ok" sign hand. this will force blood into the tip and stretch the outer skin at the same time.

5) stop when you reach the glans (head), and repeat with the other hand. make each stroke last about three or four seconds. if you get hard, squeeze the head or put the flat of your hand on the tip and press down until you're just swollen.

6) repeat step 2 and 3 alternating between hands and keep going for as many repetitions as you wish (start with only a few and work up to more as you get more experienced). start with 100 reps per set, after a week or so build up. do two to three sets at a time, and between each one do light milking and stretching exercises, or wrap your penis in something warm to promote good blood flow. do these exercises for about 15-20 minutes a day, 4-5 days per week (as with any exercise, time off is a good thing for your body to heal).

another useful exercise is something that i don't remember the name of but it's good for cumming hard. while you're at a traffic light or something, flex your muscles like you're trying to keep from peeing. hold for 5-10 seconds and release. repeat that 50 times, three sets a day. it's a lot harder than you thought, isn't it? do that for a while and you will spurt for long distance.

this is important! if at any point it hurts, you're doing it wrong and need to stop. you don't want to bruise or damage anything down there. if you keep at these exercises, then after a few weeks (yes, 21 days) you should definitely notice improvement in length, girth, and in how hard you cum. your growth will plateau in a few months, but that's ok. let it rest for a while, and scale way back on the exercises. after resting a few months you can try again. of course, the initial gains will always be the most impressive, but even if people call you stubby now, eventually you can get a lot bigger than they are by sticking to this (it may take years, but hey...).

so basically, with the kits you get pills that start you out full of blood and guarantee that the jelqing will feel like it's doing something (increased sensitivity) and then you use a workout that's been around for thousands of years. it can work, but for most people it won't because they will quit. it's like wanting to bench press your weight--if you don't do it regularly you won't get there.

oh, the drugs? go to a herbal pharmacy and look for the men's health section. read the bottles, at least one will be for bedroom activities. what costs $50 when packaged as penis enlargement pills costs $20 there. they're not a bad thing, and they will make sex better for the average man. also, while you're there you might get some hawthorn or other drugs that help increase blood flow (hgh is good too) if you're serious about this. ask the person at the counter for advice on the best herbs to increase blood flow--tell them that you're trying to build your muscles.

if someone with a digital camera does this, post pics and let everyone see the results from day one!

[Plain Hungry]

Hi Boys,

several years ago, I tried an over priced electric pump, as well as a hand powered one.

The hand sucker didn't do a thing, but the powered one added maybe 3/4 inch to length. It took several weeks of dedicated, inconveniant, and noisey pumping to get there.

The 3/4" was gone rapidly after I quit the daily pumping routine.

One thing that was fun: pumping up shortly before a girl was to see me naked. The temporary size gain was impressive.

But my penis was a little desensatized.

[BigTom]

The Brooklyn Brige was sold by some con guy before. So you can sell anything if you do it right. I just saw that one of these makers is going to have a NACAR team (car no. 50). Wonder if their moter gets bigger if you put this stuff in the gas tank?

[Zero]

Good one warpig,
Let me know the out come

[Warpig2000]

I've got a brilliant Penis enlargement idea involving the Brooklyn Bridge- tie a bungee chord off just below the head of your dick and jump off one of the towers.....

<Kids, don't do this at home. Leave it 4 trained professional stuntmen>

[Zero]

Otto,
I don't know what do you mean, i don't see the relationship between Brooklyn Brideger and penis enlargement.
But I am intrigue, tell me more.

[OttoGraham]

Zero and Big Tom,

Would either of you fellows like to buy the Brooklyn Bridge? I own it presently and have it up for sale. Plenty of rental income from the City of New York. Reasonable price. PM me to discuss.

-Uncle Otto

[Zero]

Have try few of them, got nothing but a lost of money.
I think they are all selling placebo. but anyway still open for sugestion.
Anyone?

[BigTom]

I get e-mails about these each day. There must be something to it. Does anyone know anything about them?

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