Buenos Aires - 2004 Reports

[Knuckhead]

This, BTW, is the chica Dickhead is talking about a few posts below. She speaks quite a bit of English, as Dickhead said. She provided O.K. service for me; but as I remeber she did make a half-hearted attempt to get paid first and/or more. The attempt was benign, nevertheless, and in the fine tradition of WSG she was paid at the end and appropriately.

[Dickhead]

nuevo estilo was awesome last night. the shows were just wild. a high level of audience participation, lots of props and liquids, plenty of uniforms. lots of hot chicas. i did not take one as there is a 48 hour recovery period from the peruvian but my yerno malo took a hot "blond" paraguayan i hadn't seen before. he selected her and i sent her over and they negotiated. i don't like to translate negotiations so i tossed him a pen and left. when i came back he said she wouldn't come down from 200 so he was going to offer her 150 for 45 minutes. well, we can't have that so i went into my act titled witty and urbane but still humble and down-to-earth and she took 150 for an hour. they were gone almost two hours. he said she was great. there's a new waitress there i must have soon and also ex-blond cheerleader melina (melena?) is no longer blond with pig tails but a brunette with corn rows. she has very long legs that go right on up and make an ass of themselves. the pizza was pretty good, too.

on the way over from the microcenter the cabbie saw us peering into exedra and he said he knew a better place. "have you ever heard of madaho's?" he queried. i said that place was for chetos and we knew a better place he had never heard of and he just was pushing madaho's because they give him a commission. he laughed and admitted this was true: 30 pesos. no wonder drinks are so fucking expensive there!

[Saint]

Speaking of bad experiences you probably should avoid Abril of Area-Vip.com. Yesterday, that friend of a friend that I went out with the other night gave up on the club scene. He was having really bad luck. I'm not sure what it was but the girls he were pulling out were not doing it for him. He decided to give the internet girls a try. He gave me two numbers. I called two girls from Area VIP in the afternoon for a night appointment.

Abril sounded sweet on the phone but she wouldn't do a shorter 1 hour session like he wanted. The lowest she would go was 400 pesos for 2 hours. I think that is too much but this guy was leaving town the next day so he went for it. I told him if she isn't the same girl on the page to just give her taxi fare and NOT to see her.

I was at an asado (BBQ) last night at a friend's house when he called me. HORRIBLE news. He claimed that the girl either wasn't Abril or her pictures were very outdated. In his own words, "Unbelievable Saint! The girl that showed up was probably 40 years old and looked like a football player". To make it worse, she wouldn't leave I guess. He was staying at an upscale hotel so I guess he didn't want a scene but personally I would have thrown her out with taxi fare. He said she wouldn't leave and demanded 100 pesos to leave for wasting her time. This guy is a real nice guy but somewhat new to the hobby scene. Ultimately he paid her to avoid a scene.

I've had really good experiences with internet girls in the past but for me nothing beats going into a club/apartment and seeing the girl's smile, her body, personality and seeing if you have a little chemistry before just opening the door and seeing her.

Life is going great. Staying extremely busy but enjoying this great city.

[Dickhead]

300 is my max. 200 isn't enough to cover my bar tab and a chica or two. But it will be spread out among different locations on my person and I never carry a wallet. I have yet to be robbed of one thin dime in 32 years of mongering.

Favorita also told of being with a drunk Greek ship's officer who was in port. He passed out in the cab at the dock and since he had paid her in dollars, she had no pesos to pay the cab, just a US $100 (this brought up the subject of how it would be nice if I could pay her $100 US so I fed her some arroz con pollo instead). Plus she did not know where to take him (which ship was his). So she went through his pockets to try to find a phone number and an address and she said he had $4000 US on him! She claims she did not take any. She did find a phone number for one of his buddies and was eventually able to get him back to his ship.

Wandering around a big city drunk with $4000 in your pocket????

[Jaimito Cartero]

Well I guess there's one more reason why I won't drink while mongering! Also, I never go out on the town with more money than I would mind losing. I mean, really to go to a hooker bar and carry $1000? I bet that even our hard drinking Dickhead carrys no more than 200 pesos on him!

[Dickhead]

This is the chica I threw out of my apartment before anything happened, due to demanding money up front and general bad attitude. I've been telling guys to avoid her. I ran into her on the street a few days ago and she apologized. She said she was drunk that night, which I had suspected, and reiterated that she had been burned a few times (always by local guys). She said that she had asked around about me and that I was "caballero" and "simpático" (I thought she knew that before she agreed to go with me; I'd had her on preheat for quite a while) so that if I ever wanted to go with her again, there would be no mention of MIF.

She also said that one night shortly after it happened, I came in and she was bad mouthing me and some other chica threw a drink on her. She wouldn't say who it was. I bet it was Rosie. Anyway, I won't do her again but I accepted her apology and I will be neutral towards her from now on. Another friend of mine did her and said she was so-so. She speaks quite a bit of English which may appeal to some of you but she also smokes like a freight train which detracts substantially from her appeal, to my point of view. She has a nice body.

[Exon123]

Exon Reporting:

Jackson this new format Suck's.

With all due respect

Exon

[Dickhead]

I had a pretty scary conversation with my favorita night before last. She was describing two incidents that happened last weekend. Friday night one of her friends and two of the older sharks went to a hotel with three gringos. Her friend was the last to leave and took a jacket that she thought belonged to one of the other two girls, and turned it in to the cashier at Exedra since the other two girls never came back. Turns out the other two had stolen $1000 US, which is why they left first and did not come back. And, the jacket did not belong to one of the girls but to one of the gringos. Sunday the police and the gringos showed up. The girl denied taking the money but admitted taking the jacket and explained why she took it. Ended up she had to pay the $1000 to the gringos to avoid arrest. I asked my favorita where an Exedra girl would get $1000 US and she said "you'd be surprised." Bad, bad Exedra girls. Stupid, stupid gringos!

Saturday she was sitting with the two sharks and some drunk guy (she doesn't know yet that they did the thing on Friday). One of the girls picks the guy's pocket, takes $500 US out of his wallet, and puts the wallet back empty. She offers the favorita $100 of it but favorita gets up and leaves instead. Anyway when the check, 150 pesos, comes, drunk guy has no money to pay it. Sharks tell waiter that the three chicas will split the check. Favorita refuses to pay her "share" and tells sharks if they don't pay the 150 with no help from her, that she will snitch them off. They threaten to beat her up but she holds her ground and the sharks pay the check.

This, of course, is just a hooker tale but I believed it when I heard it. I don't go into Exedra much but one of the chicks I recognize by the description of thin blond named V-something (Valeria?) and the other chica favorita says uses a different name every day and I did not recognize her from the description.

So be careful in there.

[Saint]

Hi Starfe,

Yes, the internet scene can be quite good. I don't see internet girls anymore and haven't for a while. There are still plenty of them. I went to the club last night with your amigo again last night. Madahos and Black sucked again. The quality during the week surprised me. Quite bad. I normally only hit those clubs on a Thursday, Friday or Saturday. Honestly, there weren't that many hot girls in either club. They let their standards go down. Many ugly, fat, out of shape girls.

Anyway, we can agree to disagree about Rio vs. BA. Just talking about sex, I think Rio blows BA out of the water. Still, I'd never live there. I love the termas. No hassles, idiot-proof, hot girls, great sex.

[Hans25]

Guys: Does anyone have reports on Barbarella on the Platynum site? I have seen her under several names and she looks hot, but don't know if someone can recommend or not. Pls advise.

I have read several reports on Barbarella, some good some bad.

There's a Argentinan forum were she several reports.

if you can read spanish I recomened

its very detalied.

http://www.bairesgirls.com.ar/foro/

[Starfe]

You never have to have a bad day or night in Buenos Aires if you know how to work the escort market. Those are usually my best days. There is a reason these girl post there pics on Area-Vip.

I still think Buenos Aires is much better for class and quality over Rio any day of the week. Sao Paulo is better then Rio in my book.

Starfe

[Saint]

Hi all. I don't normally go out during the week but a good friend of one of my best friends was in town. His first time in BA, so I showed him around. This guy is a Rio veteran so I think the scene disappointed him here as the sex scene is head and shoulders above BA. It didn't help that Madahos and Black suck on Monday nights. I don't usually even bother going out on Mondays here. Plus too busy working now.

Anyway, we went to Madahos and it was dead. We stayed and had a drink and I chatted with my amigo (the waiter, Bobby). He is a really good guy. He told me that several guys are using his name to get in without a cover and he was still ok with it. Just tell him you're a friend of "Santo". He's a real good guy. If he isn't there you can ask for Gabriel who will also let you avoid the cover. Usually I order at least one drink but I have left a few times when it was completely bad. Just make sure if you do decide to stay to actually use one of the two. Either one or the other is always working. On the off night that they aren't, you can ask for Tommy who is also a friendly guy.

We left and went to Black. The quality was also bad. I didn't see any girls that I haven't already seen that I would have pulled out. My new friend was disappointed but I pointed out that during the week it is better. He noticed the same thing in Rio at the high end clubs. They've gone down hill. Many girls left to go work in Mexico and especially Europe.

Still, I recommended a sexy girl I saw before from Paraguay. I told her before she sat down that he was only going to pay $100 US which she quickly agreed. That is pretty much the local price here. I won't pay more than that here and so far I've never had a problem with a girl taking it for a short term session. You can often find out the price they will leave before you waste money on a drink. Why buy a 50-80 peso drink if there is no way she will leave for your maximum?

What you pay here doesn't affect anything in the "monger world" as Black is another world, as I mentioned a hundred times before. Make a mental picture. A rich Argentinean older dude was sitting next to us and was tipping the dancer with 100 peso notes. He gave her 200 pesos just while she was dancing. These are the kind of people that came into this place.

I introduced my new friend to the girl I knew. Then this Brasilera come up to us and she was pissed at me. A few weeks ago i gave another girl my business card to give to her to call me. She did indeed call me but I told her that I'm too busy now. I've gone into Black and pulled out a girl since then so she told me that I'm difficult and mysterious. Oops. Anyway, I told her another day. I'm a poor Porteno now. My new friend was making out with his new novia and she is very energetic and affectionate. The cool thing is that she ordered the cheapest drink instead of the most expensive which is always a good sign. I left them around 2:15 AM as they were leaving. Have to wake up in a few hours for meetings.

Avoid the clubs on Mondays if you can. They are really bad.

Chau,

Saint

[MRLA]

I highly recommend guys rent a phone once you are there and don't be a cheap fuck like my buddy. I missed tons of opportunities cuz I didn't have a phone and the hotel sucks in getting messages to you.

I missed my ride to airport with Ana cuz the receptionist rang the wrong room and she left.

Screw the Etoile Hotel!

[El Ricardo]

Great report MRLA! I'm glad you discovered those additional gems that are available in this wonderful city. Those clubs are great for meeting these ladies and getting to know them a little. There are so many to fall in love with! Also, I think we (meaning me of course) fixate on these internet photos on chicas that we just have to have when we're in the planning phase of the trip, and from there try and force it to fit our fantasies when we're finally there. You just never can tell!
Glad to hear you're planning on returning!
ER

[Saint]

It was great meeting you MRLA. I've always said the Etoile is in a great location but simply would never stay there again. The decor of the rooms suck and the beds are uncomfortable and they have never officially allowed two girls to come up to the room at the same time. More and more hotels are trying to implement this policy too.

That's one of the reasons I think apartments are the better option which has nothing to do with the fact that I rent out apartments. I've always thought a chica feels more at home in an apartment vs. a hotel. You can do whatever you want in the privacy of your own apartment.

Hope to see you again soon.

Saint