Buenos Aires - 2004 Reports

[Bandy]

MAG,

RE: Rio Cabaña
Ave. Cordoba 4937 Ph: 4774-9747, 4778-0401

See more detail report by Andres regarding our adventure on 8/5/04, under "Buenos Aires- Andres Report" section.

El Ricardo:

1.6 Chica per day! My God man, you should be proud of yourself. You don't need to take any new stuff. Chicas will run away from you. It was great meeting and sharing time with you.

Bandy

[MiddleAgeGuy]

stamina:

el ricardo, i know the feeling. besides the little guys stamina, for overall, you are doing right with the power naps when you can. another external source when you are feeling so tired is when drinking, try fernet and coke. the combination tends to help keep one going with all the caffeine and whatever is in fernet. also, as i reported earlier, a number of the girls drink something down there called speed. another cafiene/sugar jolt.

clash:

this club, as i mentioned earlier as a supposed nice establishment for the chicas, is on junin and guido so i guess it is near affaire/ old ciceron. any reports appreciated.

also, regarding some monger comments on rio cabana, it would be nice to get a descriptive account under the clubs section.
thanks,
mag

[Doc Bill]

El Ricardo, in answer to your question: Cialis, Viagra and Horny Goat Weed.

[El Ricardo]

Got back last Tuesday, and have just decided to join the human race again. As advertised on this Forum, its not too difficult to pick up something from a trip like this. I don't knkow if I came necessarily blame it on a chica, but I wound up with a pretty good cough. I must admit that my antics of trying to keep up with Mickey Mouse and the Dickhead may have contributed to general exhaustion which compounded my cold.

Having followed this Forum before my 10 day trip, and being envious of Mickey Mouse's exploits of number of chica's per unit time, I asked myself it was possible to sustain a two a day pace. This worked okay for the first weekend, but when I started class on Monday, I had to drop to one a day. Even that was pressing a little hard. Near the end of the week, I was able to try two a day again but not for long. In the end, my average was 1.6/day.

In the end, what I decided is there's a lesson learned here, and some questions to ask you all.

Lesson Learned: The objective is to maximize the pleasure of the experience, and there's a lot more to it than the above measure. Call it the romancing, the GFE, the hunt, or as we like to say: doing the research to find a person who's a connection for you and is a great lover. After a few trips down to Bs. As., a list of "favoritas" can be developed, but looking for delightful surprises is an integral part of this hobby. Not to mention the time spent getting to know other mongers like myself!

I think its important to keep our heads screwed on a little straight at least. I can see the wisdom of those who tell me to hold some stricter limits and caution with these girls: the amount we're willing to pay (I had a chica in Madaho's tell me 300 pesos for a short time, when I hesitated she was gone; but there is always another!) and the latitude they're given when in our apartments or hotel rooms (while this isn't exactly a parallel, I again had a pickpocket try the "mustard on the seat of the pants" trick.)

Questions to the Forum: What are the things you all do to keep up the stamina? Age aside, there are things like: physical conditioning? diet? special preparations (for example: I tried breaking my sleep cycle from the usual 7 hours/day to two 3 hour per day periods)? drugs? I may be forgetting some categories here, but I think its enough to get the point across.

I'm planning my next two trips to Bs. As. One short one later this year, and one long trip in February. Opportunities to further practice the things I learn from all of you, things my father never told me!
ER

[White Shark]

Dear Jaimito Cartero,
thanks for the help and suggestion.
WS.

[Knuckhead]

It is with profound saddness that Sexplorer is coming to the close on his current adventure. He is now awaiting the arrival of Anna the Russian for a repeart session (Yes guys, she is THAT good) before being picked up for the ride to the airport by Anna the remis driver.

In regards to Anna the remis driver, you perverts should take note that she is NOT on the program; however, she is instrumental in your transition into the sex prisoner mode. The transition goes something like this:

1-Start out in Buenos Aires, the land of incredibly beautiful women with whom you CAN have sex.

2-The ride to the airport can bridge the gap: Anna is a beautiful woman with whom you can NOT have sex.

3-You arrive at the Sex Prison after the flight. This is a land of fugly (Fat+Ugly) women with whom you can NOT have sex!

With these thoughts I bid you farewell, and will write from the sex prison.

[Bandy]

Art Vandaly,

This time I took a girl, named Araceli, out from Rio Cabaña to my apt. for TLN. She is from Paraguay, quite tall and very pretty. She told me that her real name is Cynthia. She was quite green as far as bedroom olympics is concerned, otherwise, she is an excellent girl and I had no reason to suspect her of doing something like that (nothing got stolen from me). Are we talking about the same Araceli? You said your chica's real name is Lorena. Who knows what name they are feeding to every customer!

Bandy

[Jaimito Cartero]

WhiteShark, I think you need to go to the complaints/problems forum to report this. However, I've been having the same problem for a couple of weeks, and I figure that Jackson knows about it and will fix it when he can.

[Saint]

Glad to report Art Vandaly got his phone back from the girl that stole it. I've been hanging out with one of the girls that works there alot. She is good friends with the manager and I asked if she would intervene. At first she didn't want to get involved but she told the manager of Art's problem. She kept telling me last night Art would get his phone back but I didn't believe her. Even this morning when she left she said to call Art and I told her he was probably sleeping and I was thinking to myself that he probably wouldn't get it back.

Art called me today and told me he went there last night and she gave him back the phone. NEVER let a girl get away with this kind of thing. Do all that you can do to get it back. I do think my girl's intervention helped out alot but I'm glad he went there. Happy ending.

Saint

P.S. Sterling V, I'm glad you stuck around another week. The weather is amazing today. The sun in out and the rain finally ended.

[Sterling V]

Well, I'm here in BA, having such a terrible time that I had to extend my trip by a week just to verify that the food sucks, woman are ugly and city is dreadful. ;-)

I'm staying in one of BARents apartments...really nice, hanging out with Sexplorer, and Love Ass, and generally living the life of kings. Checked out the mansion last night...great guys, beautiful place. Have had a bunch of great sessions too. Won't do the blow by blow...just do the math...flap A goes into slot B....lather, rinse, repeat.

I've also been seeing a lot more of the city this trip. Palermo is gorgeous. I've got to get back to eat at some of the restaurants in Plaza Serrano. It looked very interesting from a cab last night.

Today I hit the Flea Market in San Telmo. Had a great meal at 1880 Parrila at Defensa 1665. Sexplorer and I ate til we popped. Great wine too.

Gotta cut this short as Love Ass and I are about to head out for a little spelunking.

Ciao,

Sterling V

[Art Vandalay]

Hi everyone. I plan on writing a more detailed report when I return stateside but thought I should warn fellow hobbyists about a couple of things. First of all, I met up with Saint and after dinner and such we went to Rio Cabaña in Palermo. Very interesting place indeed. No customers and about 4 working girls. We picked our respective girls and returned to our respective quarters. Here´s my first learning lesson. Don´t drink too much if you´re going to play. After fucking the shit out of my chica. She said she had to leave. After walking her down to the front door, I return to my apartment and find my cell phone missing. I was so pissed, more at myself for not paying attention. Had I been sober I would have noticed it gone before she left and gotten it back. Well, take it as a learning lesson passed on to you guys. By the way, her name is Lorena and she goes by Aracely. Beware! I plan on going back to Rio Cabaña and raising a little hell tonight.

Second, I went over to a private apartment located at Suipacha 1031. I thought I was going to see some girl who I saw on an escort website. I knew what was going to happen when I got there so I confirmed that "Cynthia" was there. "Ah, si si" they told me. Sure enough, I get there and you might as well call my Old McDonald because there was nothing but a bunch of fat cows there. I told one of the cows that I called about Cynthia and they told me she was there. After the regular BS of "How about me instead" I told them I was upset and I left. Then she says, Cynthia will be there in 10 minutes. I had enough and left.

So, to sum up. Don`t monger drunk and stay away from Suipacha 1031. Oh, had a very similar situation at Corrientes 753 or 773 the other day too. So stay away from that place too. I hope this helps.
Art

[ReallyaNiceGuy]

Friday 8-20, Part Three Ð Final report from BA Ð Hit the streets again at about 11 PM and went to CafŽ Orleans. There were maybe 8 girls in the place all looked good but nothing great. Sat at the bar and observed awhile and had several giving me the eye and smiles. One sitting alone by the window waved me over so I went and asked if she spoke English and she did. DonÕt remember her name but she had big tits and was from Brazil. I asked what she did for work and she said she was company for men and gave massages. I told her I wasnÕt really interested in a massage and she said that was just the beginning and offered complete sex. I asked how much donÕt remember what she said but it was too much and she was not to die for so I thanked her and left. She never lowered her price either.

I headed for Catto and as I got there a guy gave me the pitch and I went in Peppers Bar. There were a lot of girls there and ran from the fat and ugly to a couple of really hot ones. I sat down and was joined right away by one on the lower range. She was real dark, heavy and said she was from Cuba. I thanked her several times for stopping and told her no thanks but she would not get the hint so I got firm and told her to leave.

A little while later a little tiny thing came by and stood by me and danced around. She wanted me to dance with her but I told her I donÕt dance and she took my hands so while I was sitting down we were dancing and she was really sexy. She sat down and I bought her a drink for 12 pesos. Her name was Sofia, yea I know, two SofiaÕs in one night, she was 21 from BA, very little English, but we got by. She asked if I wanted her to go with me to my room I told her I would like that. I asked how much but I didnÕt understand her so she got a napkin and wrote 150 pesos, I told her that was too much and she scratched it out and wrote 100 and I said OK.

She was just great and did it all, kissing, BBBJ and several positions and this time I finished. I asked if I could take a photo of her and she was a little shy about it but said OK. I took one and showed it to her, she loved it and wanted me to take some more. When it was over I took a total of 12 photos.

She gave me her cell number and an email address and asked me to mail the photos to her. I paid her the 100 plus 20 and she was happy.

ThatÕs it for me. It was 2:30 AM when she left and I have to pack, sleep and get to the airport for a 7 AM flight. Not bad for a guy that is usually in bed by 11 PM.

I had a great time in BA but I wish the weather would have been better.
Now I'm off to San Jose, Costa Rica for 3 nights. I sure hope I can hold up.

Mike

[ReallyaNiceGuy]

Friday 8-20, Part Two Ð After killing some time to recover and eat at about 9 PM I took a walk over to the Periplo Bar, M.T. de Alvear 554, to check it out. There were maybe 5 ladies there and I guess that they all looked OK. There were a couple that were maybe late 30Õs but were dressed very sexy and had a lot of class. The waiter did not understand a word of English and a lady that was at the next table helped me out then asked me to join her and her friend. Their names were Carola, she spoke English maybe early 30Õs average looks and height with a little weight and Sofia, a little English maybe late 20Õs kind of cute.

We talked a bit and asked if I wanted to get together with the both of them. I told them that I had never done that before, and I havenÕt, and at my age they would probably kill me. But it sounded interesting so I asked how much and when she said 200 US each I laughed out loud at her and said you have to be kidding IÕm staying at the HJ not the Marriott. She came down to 150 US each and I told her she had the wrong guy, then told her that I had a girl last night for 150 pesos and that was with the tip then got up to leave. She stopped me and said something in Spanish to Sofia then asked if I would give them each 150 pesos and I sat back down. I asked if they did each other and she said that they did then I made it clear that I wanted everything from both of them and it would be 300 pesos total. She kept talking in Spanish to Sofia I guess to make sure everything was OK with her and I got the feeling that it was. So we were off to my room.

In the room things did not start out good when they wanted the money first. I told them that I would not do that and said that if they didnÕt trust me maybe they should leave. Some more talking in Spanish between the two of them and she said she understood how I felt and agreed to getting the money after.

It was really cool. Just like being in the movies and I was the star. They put a new condom on me every time we switched and after they left I picked up 10 wrappers on the floor. The other thing that was cool was that I never came and with the vitamin V I never lost it. I donÕt know if it was not enough recovery time for me or that I was just loving the experience so much and was focused on other things. Whatever it was it sure worked in my favor and I told them that if they made me finish I would give them a tip and they really got into it. Well after getting my brains fÕed out for over an hour they said that was all and they had to go. I paid them the 300 pesos and no tip.

If anybody is interested I have both of there cell phone numbers. And they gave me an email address so I could send the two photos I took of them.

A little rest and IÕll be out there again.

Mike

[ReallyaNiceGuy]

Friday 8-20, Part One Ð I went to 1707 Santa Fe around 5 PM. and although I donÕt know what it was I was told to say, Òbuscando chicaÓ, I did my best and they let me in. When inside it didnÕt even mater that I spoke no Spanish or that she didnÕt speak any English she knew what I wanted and led me to a another room and had me sit down. Well I had no idea what to expect but soon a girl came in wearing next to nothing, a little hug around the neck, a peck on the cheek and then introduced herself and then left. In walked another and then another until seven had passed before me. I liked the second girl but the fifth was nice too. So when the head lady asked me to choose I told her the two I liked and asked for her advise and she said the second girl. Her name was Jessica 23 from BA. We talked price and she started at 100 but came down to 80 pesos I think for 45 minutes, I gave her the money and she said she would be right back. When she returned I was undressed and she showed me the shower and the soap so I jumped in and cleaned up. When I came out she was on the bed and ready for me.

With her setting on the edge of the bed and me standing she put a condom on me then wrapped her arms around me and started kissing my stomach and worked her way down and soon she had me in her mouth. She was very enthusiastic and seemed to enjoy it and I did too. She pulled me down on top of her and slid me in. I slammed her for a while then she rolled me off, blew me some more followed by doggie, some more BJ and then I got back and finished.

I had a good time with Jessica and would recommend her. Overall I would say the ladies were very doable although some were older. And the one I didnÕt pick looked real young, was tall, thin and had blond hair. I liked this place, simple and straight forward, and they are open early.

More to come,

Mike

[Dodger Bulldog]

I can't find any where that tells me how to use the quote function, but compare what Sexplorer wrote about the Pocket Rocket on 8/21 (emphasis in original):

"The pocket rocket ROUTINELY gets THROWN OUT of bed once handed over to any chica who uses it stimulate herself. I have no idea why this is, but once the chicas get fully stimulated they like to forcefully throw this little marvel out."

To the advice that I gave him in the General Information thread on 8/13 (emphasis added):

"No matter how much she screams at you to stop, wait until she THROWS THE POCKET ROCKET OUT OF THE BED because she truly can't take any more"

LOL

DB