San Jose - 2002 Reports*

[DonGordo]

Shamas
I buy cigars from Uwe (the grandmother) every trip. I always bring her a little gift and she really responds well to it.
My favorite cigars there are Nazareth and Pintor. They are both inexpensive but very high quality. My friends in So Fla like them as well. I usually buy about 10 bundles each trip and wind up supplying my friends habits as well as my own..

Anybody who is interested in low price, high quality cigars( in bundles or boxes only) can contact Orlando or go to the Hotel DelRey taxi stand and ask for Tony or Juan. Tell them you want to go to Don Gordo`s cigar lady. They have been there many times and they can translate for you as well.

Pura Vida

DG

[R1962]

Just a quick question in regards to Colones V.S Dollars. Is it better to hit the hotel desk and exchange a couple hundred dollars for colones before venturing forth to the del ray or elsewhere for the chicas. If not is there a base formula to use to more easily guestimate the exchange amounts .. for example $25.00 = ?? in colones ?

First time there so its all new to me

R1962

[Mule69]

Hi....AS a frequent visitor to San Jose ...Here is some insight to what I know.I stay at the Del Rey It is $55 anight and the rooms are clean and security is good...never had a problem myself...but get a room on a high floor if possible cause the noise can be bad on the street side.The Holiday inn is at parque morazon (2 blocks away but is more$). The Del Rey people bought the bombed out block across the street and are building condos there...Key Largo is going full blast...Also they are cracking down on the columbians,Dominicanas,etc. for immigration issues also heardthat a passport for US citizens is highly reccomended as a birth certificate entry is sketchy now. Check out Idem ..Ask for Roberto he will give you the tour..See ya in December

[AthensUGAdawg]

Just to let you know that a place named "Siboney" was busted and all were apprehended including three clients and eight of the staff. Apparently this was a family operation that was not fully informing the workers what they were going to be doing when they inquired about working there...

[Shamas]

R1962

Rating the girls is a personal thing. It is really difficult to tell if your going to like the girl like the other guy. Read the posting for the worthless ones is the best thing to do. The massage parlor across from IDEM (EROS) has been getting some bad reviews for screwing people on the price and exchange rate.

IDEM has a very good rating. If you don't habla, then you'll have to look for the ones who speak English. The guy who runs the place (Roberto) will help out. Don't be imbarased to talk to him and get his recommendation, it's his business. Good prices.

Park Hotel has a few pretty ones, even during the day. Very good price. Make sure you make the show on Fri or Sat night. He has BJ Tuesdays, where you can win a free BJ from any girl you pick. Tip the girl, she only gets paid half price by the owner for the freebe.

Blue Marlin is a 24-7. Always a few nice one at lunch time, lots of good ones at night. Fri & Sat nights are the best. Pricy, girls always start at $100 hr or first pop. Please negotiate price. I always pay when finished and the most has been $80 for two hours.

If the girl lets you pay when your finished, it is a good sign that she will perform to your expectations.

Key Largo has some nice ones. I have one girl there that makes my night.

747 and Arte Sauna are good ones for nooners.

Get Lumps map of San Jose from the ************.com board. The map is great, shows all the known gringo monger sites.

BE SAFE the gulch is dangerous now. After dark take a taxi or walk with a few other gringo's. A friend was mugged at the corner going from the casino at Hotel Morazon, going straight to the Prez. Really sux that it is that bad now.

You'll meet many people at the above mentioned places.

Always ask price first, everywhere.

Relax, it's a great place with great people, very few assholes and most of them are gringos.

[Shamas]

Went to SJO for five night, Aug 28 to Sept 2. I hooked up with Nononsense and Ace and met sexhound69 from JAX, heck of good ole boy.

I stayed at the Presidente and had a jr suite at the TSM rate of $60 per night. Room 500 is BIG, has a king size or larger bed that sits up quite far off the floor. The entrance way has sky lights, a dry bar with refrigerator. They must have read one of Dino's reports, they make sure to check the TV remotes to make sure they work.

The shower is really large, 6' X 3'. So much room to play. I had two different women in there, all lathered up, hunching, bumping, poking and making all types of noise. On the third day I found out that the lattice work ceiling has a common air way with the bathroom of 501. Well they got two free shows. After that I tuned it down noisy wise.

Al & myself went cigar shopping on Thursday with Orlando, a local monger guide. We went to a small house near the womans Hospital where an old Grandmother sells bundles at a good price. I will go back.

I had in calls from M, E and M again. All of which were long showers and even longer bed time. My second night with M after we got out of the shower I put on the Best of Bob Seger CD, when it was done, put on the Best of John Cougar Mellencamp CD then finished with with a bluegrass CD (Appalacian Stomp). If it wasn't for the breaks between CDs I think she would have killed me, she does know how to make you quake and quiver with delight.

E is so pretty. She stayed for over two hours for $50. I just love to talk to her and watch her face. As far as the sex goes, she is my second favorite.

Ace, Al and myself went to the Park show on Saturday, Ace and nononsense went on Friday. Both shows were real good. I met Jeff there and Steve from LV, but not LVSteve from the CRS board.

After the show Saturday, Non' had E and R to his room, he has the best ladies in town. Thank goodness he shares. I met his favorite A, she's a short, busty, pretty, full lip baby doll.

I missed Dino and Circus, hope to hook up next time.

Watched the football games on Saturday and Sunday at the sportbooks at the Morazon and Colonial both.

Gotta go

Shamas

[warrenb]

Take the TICA Bus from San Jose. Air conditioning, movies, toilets. Youwon"t want to get off. I will be in San Jose for the winter. I will be giving underground tours, walking, daytime, safe. I'm an American from Seattle. I will intrduce you to other americans. I will show where the action is. I will be in San Jose startins Nov. 18. The high season or their summer is late Nov. thru April. I will have a phone at my hotel where you can call. The tour includes rooms $7,$20,$30, and up. Girls $8, $12,$14,$20,$30, and up. Bus to beaches$3 to $5. Bus to airport less than $1. Dentists, Park Hotel, 747, IDEM, Casinos, saunas, If needed the Del Ray. No taxi will be needed in the daytime. Most of these places are hidden. If you are interested Email me, sanjoseguide@hotmail.com

[Menteng]

NICK & LEE, thanks for the information. If I understand it correctly, in San Jose and along the Pacific coast I will not feel lonely : ). Do you happen to know about the common rates and special treats (like a rim job) they provide? BTW if you want some information about Jakarta, the capital of Indonesia, just let me know!

[loveall]

I am looking for a tour for 2 weeks in Costa Rica a combination
of sex and travel around the country.

[Nick]

Menteng,on the Pacific coast ther are several places where you can find girls. In Jaco there is an American bar called the Beatle bar. When i was there there was quite a lot of Colombian girls there. I met 1 colombian and 1 girl from Nicaragua,both were very good.There is a disco the La Central,i was there about 11 o'clock and it was not very crowded,i was told that it gets crowded later. Jaco is small surfer community.There are alot of small inexpensive hotels.There are sodas and juice stands everywhere. I found the food to be very good. You can walk every where. I was out ot 1am and did not have any problems. You have the Pacific Ocean on one side Jaco and the Rain Forrest on the other side. It is really something. there are a lot of Americans living and owning businesses in jaco. I booked Interbus out of the Hotel del Rey for 17 dollars each way. If you are going to be in Costa Rica for an extended stay i would recommend giving Jaco a try.

[warrenb]

This is my first posting. I am very famiar with San Jose and will probablly spent most of this winter there. I know where to go, and where not to go. I know where the underground is. Don't even think about anything under 18. It may be there, but 17 can and will get you 20. In November or maybe even in October I plan on giving, safe, private, daytime, walking tours thru San Jose. In one or two hours I willshow you how to save hundreds of dollars. If I get a good response I will post my email address. Also I will have a phone number when I am in San Jose. You will be satisfied
PANADERO

[Nick]

Shamas,there is a cigar store up the street from the Key Largo.I believe it is next door to a gift shop.They have Cuban cigars.The Hotel Del Rey used to sell a very smooth smoking cigar at their front desk. i believe a box cost about 40 dollars. they made very good gifts.

[IamLookin]

Dino,
Josephine is open. Maybe it was closed as you said but it was open. I don't know the street address but it is near club 40.
It is a house with the words Josephine on the window with white curtains. It is open only during the day, it closes at 10pm.

I was in CR and I am only posting my experience as I wrote last week to Shamas with questions on CR. If you don't believe it well
Who Cares?

[IamLookin]

Back from CR!
First thanks to Shamas and Worldtraveler for the info on sjose before going. Sorry I did not check the postings after the 23rd and did not see Dino's mail.
Anyhow, this was a great experience! Besides the mongering I did white waterrafting, canopy and jungle tours. I went to the really bad area of San Jose where you will find 4- 5 houses with girls that charge 3,000 colones (about $8.00). It aint worth it. Girls are about 3- 4s. Some I wouldn't even rate. Went to Club 40 had a really nice tica girl there for 5,000 colones. Generally girls here range from 4s to 7s. Later I stopped by Vips and had a nice dominican girl for 5,200.

I went to Key Largo met a cute Tica girl there. She started by asking for $100, we agreed on $60 for an hour and a half. It was my first time there and it sounded reasonable enough. This Tica had the nicest ass and legs that I have seen in a girl. We talked for a while and instead of leaving after 1 1/2 hours she stayed most of the night and she gave me her number to call if I was interested in seeing her. I did, for 2 full nights at the same price. My plane was cancelled to go home and the airline gave me a stay and one of the airport hotels nearby. I called her up and we had sex all night. On the way out she did not even ask or look for her money I gave her extra money this time. This was one sweet girl, about 25 years old and provided me with real GFE.
I thought that the other girls I was talking to at the bars were hustlers but this particular girl was not like that. I approached her as she sat alone drinking orange juice at the bar.

I also went to Josephines, price was 6,000 colones and the girls were not bad looking 6s-7s.

If anyone as anyquestions just post them here.

[Redbull #1]

Sexhound,

There is a travel agency on the same street that the Presidente is on but just on the other side about half a block up. It's the street where cars drive on. Just cross the street and go up the hill a bit...its called Escape tours. Talk to Silvia she's a really hotty but a nice girls (not a pro) She hook you up with the tour and they are very honest there. There is another guy that works with her ...he's gay but they won't rip you off and they'll make sure you get everything your looking for.