San Jose - 2002 Reports*

[Shamas]

Day 3, the fishing is still great.

Breakfast with nonone at the same table as yesterday. So so many pretty ladies strutting by, I got so distracted I almost stabbed myself with a fork while eating.
G'tano had a legit massage, said it was pretty good. I'll post the name and phone number when he sends it to me.
I saw G*** and F****, traded notes with both of them. Nonone' had more noon action lined up, again two pretty Park Hotel ladies. G'Tano any myself struck out in search of more fish. I didn't see anything. I went to the 747 and had a decent rub and nice session with a young tica. I can't remember her name.

We had dinner at Tin Ho which is a very good chinese place a half block from Idem & Lucy.

I went to the noPiano bar and M**** was missing in action again. The three of us went to the Park for the show. The quality of the girls was down this weekend for a few reasons. The two prettiest ones were not in, one off with headaches and the other off with boyfriend. The next two pretty ones had been worn out by nonone' and took the night off.

A new girl in the show was very responsive to stimulation. Nonone' was working her over and she was getting into it. He got so much oil on his face it was funny looking. He drank quite a bit of champagne off her stomach and puss during the show. Sorry, I like mine from a glass.

Aftger the show G'Tano departed to search for his Tica from the BM. He left his ticket behind, I used it to win the second free bj door prize of the night. I grabbed S***** and off we went. She gets compensated for the action but I tipped her anyways. We played for about an hour and finished up.

We retured to the Pres and nonone' went to bed, poor ole boy was tired. I went to the noPiano again and M**** had not shown up. I had a beer and went to the bar in the News Cafe. Had a good time there.

[Shamas]

Day 2 (Friday) more pink snapper to catch.

Started out with breakfast with nonone at one of the raised front row table looking onto Av. Centeral. Too many pretty ladies going by, makes eating a distraction.

The last of our party arrive just before noon. G'tano aka Walking Man arrived. Nonone had more ladies lined up for nooners in his room so G'tano and myself set out on foot to explore some sites. We walked to the Pension houses (#26 on Lumps map). We checked out the one on the west side of C6, departed quickly. Contined on to Krysis, then to the Key Largo which was not yet open and finally to the Blue Marlin. The Friday lunch selection was very poor. The Pension and another place two doors away were real poor quality. We talked with a few of the girls and they seemed to be quite uninspired plus UFOs. Krysis was the same. There was a few at the BM, G'tano pulled a young one and split. I got to talking with 'G***' from Alaska while G'tano was busy talking with his tica. 'G***' a really nice guy who traded notes with me each day afterwards.

I was lined up with M**** again so I cooled it when I didn't see anything that appealed to me that afternoon. Early that evening the three of us and "J" had dinner at Machu Pichu an excellent Peruvian eatery in San Pedro. 'J' lives about three blocks away so we went to his Casa for coffee and cake desert. No man should have it as good as 'J'. When we got to his Casa we were let in by his step daughter, a 10!, met his wife who proved the old adage, pretty mothers have pretty babies, his wife was absolutely gorgous and exceptionally nice. I'm happy for 'J', he lives the life we all dream of. The coffee and cake were out of this world. If it wasn't for the two ladies of the house, the coffee and cake would have been the best things I saw on the trip.

I had every intention of being at the Prez at 730pm to meet up with some of the guys for the Park Hotel show, but we didn't leave 'J's until 930pm. Sorry I missed you guys, but I spent my time in the best way possable. When we left San Pedro, we stopped by the noPiano bar to see M****, she was not there so we went to the Park. The show had just ended and the place was still fairly full. Nonone introduced me to S*****, a pretty girl in her early 30's. She has a B cup chest, pretty face and just a super nice gal. I pulled her out and we went to my room.

I gave her a great massage and she returned it rub for rub. I explained to her that I enjoy a lot of oral stimulation so she sucked on me and sucked on me. She got so hard that she left hickies on my nipples, dick and balls. We took a few breaks and the session lasted for over two hours.

After I put S***** in a cab I saw F**** who I had met on my last trip. F**** is in his late 60's but doesn't show it at all. His flight had arrived that evening and he had already been stood up and was going out to see what he could find. Ten minutes after he left his date showed up.

I went across to the noPiano and M**** was there then. She knew she had been quite late and understood. She suggested another session that evening but I passed. I did have a few beers with her and set a date for the next evening.

Life is Good.

[Shamas]

Fishing trip report, day 1 continued, a few observations

Air port security was effective but posed no big delays as I had feared. I felt lucky that they didn't pull me out of line for the special second search.

It looks like all the airlines are now using the new terminal. I like it better than the old terminal with Delta. My flight got into SJO about 15 minutes early. The line for Immegrations was time consuming but customs was a flash in the pan. As soon as I was out of the controlled area I was picked up by an older taxi driver. (The red cabs have a set fee of $10 for the trip to town and $12 for the return trip to the airport). I tipped my driver $2 because he was so safe and nice.

The driving and pedestrian traffic in San Jose is exciting. They drive with gusto and don't waste any time. You must watch your step when crossing the street, the autos have the right of way. I have not seen any accidens or run overs, so their system must work. 4" between bumpers is a mile, they toot the horn at 3" and actually start to move apart some at 2" of clearance.

We found another food market two blocks from the Hotel Pres. Take a right, cross two streets, shortly you'll see a fair sized market on the left side. They have a full selection of items plus a deli and bakery. We got some really good prices on 1kg bags of El Ray dark roasted coffee. I've reported on the other market whice is the same distance from the Prez, but it's to the left.

I was told not to carry an umprella on the plane, even the small fold up ones. so I checked mine in my check in bag. The first two days were real pretty. Every morning was clear and cool, Saturday and Sunday it rained most of the afternoon and into the night. Usually let up around 2am.

When it is wet, you have to be very careful walking. Lots of metal covers on the side walks and lots of slippery red tile also.

[Shamas]

Day one continued

M**** at the no Piano bar (don't remember just who it was who so aptly named it the no piano bar) is a super nice lady, sucks with gusto and is very cost effective. When we hooked up, she had some really red lip stick on. When we got done it looked like she had gutted me and skinned my dick.

It was pretty late Thursday night when she left so I had a few beers at the noPiano and called it a night.

I found out that Ace was not going to make the trip, he was sick. Too bad Ace, we missed you.

[Shamas]

First day of pink snapper fishing.

Five days and four nights just isn't long enough for a pink snapper fishing trip. Too many snappers and not enough time. Like Rico, I stayed at the Hotel Presidente. I really like the place, the News Cafe is a great place to sit and have breakfast. (If you don't know, the main walking street in down town is right in front of the hotel. The front of the News Cafe is open so you just sit there and watch all the pretty ladies pass by. All types of them, 6-7--8 all day long and a few 9's & 10s, every minute). We did breakfast each morning and watched soooo many beautiful ladies pass by on their way to work. No better way to greet the day. The hotel staff is really great and the open acceptance of the 'catch of the day' parade is too good. Great thing about pink snapper fishing, it's all catch and release. If you don't want to go out, all you have to do is sit down stars and screen whats leaving. You do have to be careful, most of the local ladies dress sexier than the hookers. You could end up trying to pick up some guys wife or daughteror both.

When I checked in, I was met at the desk by nonone', great timing. I threw my stuff in the room and joined him for lunch in the News Cafe. We went out trolling afterwards and ended up checking out the day shift at the Park Hotel. Well, we said hi and talked a bit and went on. Nonone' had two of the Park Hotels finest night crew girls on order for 2pm so his time was short. We returned to the Pres and I continued on to the Blue Marlin and nonone met his 2 dates. Had a cup of mud at the Blue Marlin, prettiest girls but expensive. It's a last resort for me. Continued on to the Key Largo and most of the other ponds in the gulch. Met up with M**** at the noPiano bar, she speaks very good english, is a bit heavy, but has a great attitued and really gets into her job. First catch of the trip.
I'll continue on, have a call

[rico1040]

mntrybay:

the vocabulary is very basic in costa rica

use the verb mamar for sucking, quiero mucho mamar -i want a lot of blowjobs or quiero te mamar - i want to eat you out

the word sexo is used for everything else, te gusta sexo en su culita - do you like it in the ass, for example

one of the most important ones is, quiero lecher dos veces-
i want to come twice, that weeds outs alot of bull and really tells you if the girl is into the experience and dedicated to the task before her

[rico1040]

Just got back from san jose and had a great time. The presidente hotel is excellent, but a little pricey.$80 a night double occupancy including tax. No extra charge for visitors Had a great room 506- looking out at the mountains, nothing like a bbbj with a view of the countryside, the Balmoral and the Morazon were advertising $35 plus tax
Had dinner one night at a beautiful restaurant up in the mountains called Ram Luna- million dollar view of the valley and dinner for two was under $40, any cab driver will take you.
My roommate went after the older ladies -over 30-from the bm and key largo and got excellent results, they were eager to please and great fun.

I enjoyed a nice 20 year old Columbian gal who was very pretty and energetic, bbbj, swallow, multiple sessions , she wanted 100 but I paid 60 plus a small tip afterwards, worth every penny. Enjoyed a nice little costa rican girl who could deep throat like I’ve never experienced before, but as soon as I came, she started packing up. I learned to explain to each girl that I want to come twice- that weeds out the lazy ones and really opens up the night for full service. Tried a well packed Dominican girl but got turned off by her breast implants, she had to work hard for the second go round but that’s life.
The day shift at the blue marlin was also very solid with great quality.
Checked out some local bars, sharkey’s, monkey bar and met some American ex-pats living in costa rica, great information and lot’s of fun
The show at the park hotel on Friday night was interesting , several ladies on the bar dancing and prancing and the cover charge was about 20. lots of guys enjoyed drinking champagne at the Y. the girls were ok and were asking about 38-40 room included. The park is a no frills, consistent place where you get what you pay for. The arte y sauna was also good. Decent selection, and all for around $33 or 12,000 colones.

Also enjoyed meeting some locals at the mall in san pedro and met up with one later at the disco at el pueblo Friday night, she came with 2 other college friends and we danced all night, got her number for the next trip.
I need to increase my exercise program to keep up with the activity.
Looking forward to returning in July.

[Redbull #1]

Hey Guys,

Heres the deal for all the monger dudes that are going to be in SJO over Memorial Day weekend.....We should all meet in the lobby of the Prez at 730pm sharp Friday to cab it over to the Park.....like Shamas said the more the merrier. Does that sound like a plan? Feedback? Take care, be safe, and happy mongering!!!

[Beavis]

Mister_NYC

I spent 2 years going back and forth from Costa Rica as I am a Merchant Seaman and if I had a chance to live and work here that would be a no brainer. I would work for half or a third of my salary to live here full time.

The girls at the Gringo infested sex joints/pick up bars have become way too expensive and business like but if you lived here you would have the chance meet regular girls that worked in malls, banks, ect. and you would be in heaven.

My advice to you is pack ASAP and get on down there. Brush up on your spanish and try to see how many non working girls you can get in the sack in the 1st year. Be sure to report back to us.

[Snatch]

OK guys - just got back from SJ and here's my report. After spending a few days on the coast on business, I settled down in SJ for three nights. Got a very nice room at the El Pres for $60 - word of caution here though: I was first put in the "old" (ie: not yet renovated, and no windows!) part of the fifth floor. Room was not too great, and the door had an old lock. I asked to move and ended up with a great renovated room on the third floor. Good doors, windows, nice bathroom, safety box and two good beds (one for sleeping, one for boinkin', I guess). Breakfast was great, and the staff was super. No extra charges for "guests" although the girls have to sign in on the guest book - none of the girls I brought back had any problem with that. I'd highly recommend the Pres.

I checked out a few places, but ended up at the Marlin each night. Why? Well, the girls were outstanding. Each night, at pretty much any time between 10 and 2, there was a great choice of girls from about a 5 to a clear 10 on the looks scale. Prices? The girls ALWAYS started asking for $100. Some would drop the price a bit, as low as $50.

During the days, I had a session at Arte Y Sauna. Again, highly recommended. It is basically around the corner from the Pres (down the street from the DeyRey/Marlin). 13,000 colones got you 1 hr with the girl of your choice, including sex.

My first night: great chica girl from the Marlin - probably about a 7 in terms of looks. I paid $100. Learned my first valuable lesson: don't assume the girls have condoms! I didn't have one, but she more than made up for it with a great bbbj and hj. Really good experience.

Day 1: At the Arte Y, picked a really fun black girl from Limon. Great session - she was really into it, which is a bit of a change from most massage places. Caught the show at the Park: small dingy place with pretty ugly girls. The show was pretty raunchy (9pm sharp, 6,000 colones, get a seat at the bar for the most fun). There were about 8 girls, totally naked on the bar. After a strip, they got into each other, and the crowd, with oil, champagne and dildos. Worth it, but only for the experience not for the girls. In the evening, picked a STUNNING Columbian girl at the Marlin, 19 years old. Not the greatest in bed, but her looks made up for it. Paid 30,000 colones.

Day 2: For fun, bought some Viagra from a pharmacy down the road from the Park (no prescription needed). Took one, went to Arte and picked a really cute fat girl. We rubbed oil all over each other and shagged like mink. Fun. In the evening, picked a fairly hot black girl from the Dominican Republic. 25,000 colones. Probably about a 7 on the looks scale, but really enthusiastic in bed.

Day 3: Tried to find 747, without success. Went to Lucy's, but it didn't seem like a great deal: they wanted 26,000 colones for the hour and the girls didn't look that great. So, back to Arte. Picked the best looking girl there (13,000 colones again), but she really wasn't that great. I guess I was probably not her first customer of the day. Had a nap afterwards, then hit Key Largo (great band but small crowd), and then the Marlin. Managed to win a couple of hundred bucks playing roulette, and then swept into the bar. Picked a breathtakingly gorgeous blonde girl from Columbia (35,000 colones), and back to the hotel. Worth every penny. She was absolutely great - we went at it for pretty much close to an hour. Thought I was going to die. Afterwards, I asked if I could take a photo (this girl was too good looking not to). She really got into it and posed for a bunch of great shots after making me promise that I'd email them to her.

All in all, it was a great trip. I know that the prices at the Marlin are a little steep, but I figured that I'd rather pay a bit of a premium for the amazing quality there. I've been all over the world, and the girls at the Marlin compare with the best I've ever seen. The only drawback is that you really don't get the total girlfriend experience that you would get in some other places - Manila is clearly the best place on the planet for that. And the girls aren't necessarily as nasty as some guys might want - if you want girls who will pretty much do anything, go to Bangkok or Moscow. But in terms of beauty and variety, my vote's with San Jose. I'll definitely be back.

Happy hunting!

[Shamas]

Globewalker

City is pretty safe, especially around gringo gulch. I heard two people that said they had been mugged. This was the day that CR beat Trinadad-Tobago in the world cup qualifying
soccer match. Town was wild and they were partying in the streets. One guy was drunk and walking to the Park Hotel by himself at night. The other was an old dude, 70ish, falling down drunk.

I have seen other people who should have been taken advantage of and they were treated great.

In short San Jose is not a bad city, like I said in the other posting, I am impressed at how nice and honest 99% of the CR people are.

Take a taxi to 747, remember it closes around 6pm. Someone posted the Club 40 is hot, don't know where it is.

Drinks are usually low priced for bars. I felt I got a bum deal at the IDEM on a beer. Always ask first. Local beers are 16oz and pretty good, about $1.25 ea. Great thing, the drinks you buy for the ladies are the same price as your drinks and they are real drinks, not koolade or watered down w/cork twist.

I'm bringing a bottle of Kentucky's finest whiskey with me, I doubt if I'll finish it. Last time I took one drink out of it and passed it on to the guys for their Sunday brunch party.

The strip clubs are a rip off, Blue Marlin is expensive but the honies are good. I like the 747, Lucy, Arte Y Sauna, Key Largo and Park Hotel.

As far as the show at the Park goes, I'm going Friday night, hope you do. As far as getting a few people to go. Believe me, we will be in the company of many more people who I'll introduce you to. They are absolutely great and fun loving people.

Blkbone

The Park Hotel show starts around 9pm, you should have time to get there. The later you are, the further away from the bar you'll be. But don't miss it. Your brother doesn't stand a chance. I learned to get there early 7:30 or so.

Lets all go trolling for pink snappers.

[Shamas]

Globewalker,

Since your getting there a day early, strike out and explore. The big city square around the Gran Hotel is great for people watching. The grocery store is right there also. Most people hit the Blue Marlin first. I went to the Key Largo first, I got to talking to the only other guy in the place and it turned out he is a homie of mine (acatass). I missed a really pretty one at KL, so we went to the BM. Acatass pulled an 18yr newbe and took off with her. I went to the Monkey Bar, Nashville and the nopiano Piano Bar. Went to Lucy-Eros, had a great time there. See you when I get there.

I read the same report about the sweep. The Columbians and Dominicans were usually the higher priced ladies. There are more than enough local ladies to go around.

Redbull

The park show is a must see, your hotel is real close so we should hook up. I'll proberly go Friday night, more the merrier.

Shamas

[Shamas]

Globewalker,

I've had the worst room in the Prez and it was ok. All of the rooms have good lock safes (double action), big bathrooms, my room was not small, but not big, normal sized for a single, TV and AC worked, no view, but I had the room for sex and rest. If I had time to burn, I went out on Av Central and people watched.

I am impressed with the honesty of the hotel staff and of 99% of the Costa Ricians. As with any big city, be smart and safe and you'll have a great time.

$20 are your best bet. I always change my money at the hotel desk. Rate is always good and it is so close. I never found a place the would not take $, but the exchange rate is always less. I saw a guy with a wad of C notes get told that the restaurant would not take 100's. He shit, thats all he brought with him.

There is a small convienience store about two block from the Prez, take a left on Av Central, it is on the R side close to the Gran Hotel CR. The food and water are safe to drink in town, but the bottled water is better. Store has all the nick nacks you need that you forgot.

All of the guys that I met were great, from 20's to 70's, all out for the same thing and all willing to trade notes and give advise. Great Guys!

Ask if you have any more questions, I have the time.

Shamas

[globewalker]

Shamas

I just got a great rate to SJ using miles. I checked in at the Pres, but the $ 60 rooms were full. They offered me the older rooms for $45. This is a good rate, but is it viable. They assured me their are safes and bathrooms in each of these rooms. I am also planning the trip to the Volcano as discussed. I plan to take US currency in 20's. Any info re what is acceptable in SJ. How much to exchange in dollars etc. Will the places take local or do they prefer dollars. Any more info would be most appreciated. Looks like this is almost a done deal.

[rico1040]

pachangero:

thanks for your reply, so many us are just pounding away having a great time , that we dont take a little bit to experience life in san jose.

i really enjoy the lifestyle down there. my first time, my buddies only wanted to stay in the american -priced-styled places- i always wanted to explore-

in september i met a girl at the bm and after 2 'dates' she took me to her house for dinner in heredia- i then understood how people live in costa rica- my goal this trip is to score 15 times, have fun and spend less than $500