San Jose - 2004 Reports

[Shamas]

Have been in town for six day and twenty nights, Ace00 got me abused and misused to the point I forgot to give him a present I broght down for him. Well, looks like I have a liter of bourbon to drink tonight.

One of my favorites lost her ID card so I couldn't get her in the Prez, she then got sick and was in the hospital for a few more days, today I talked with her and we have a date for Tuesday.

I picked up "P" from Key Largo who I haven't seen for 2 years, she has been working the Pacific coast and comes to SJO to make extra money to help finish off her house. We dickered price and I lost my mind and agreed to $60 and something she kept saying in Spanish. She's not a flaming beauty but pretty enough and has a super good attitude. We hit my room at 11pm, I gave her one of my little bottles of perfume and we got down to business. We tried all avenues of approach along with nipple nipping/tongue flicking, ball massaging and scrotum hair tickeling. bbbj, and covered finish. During the session I lost my mind long before I lost my load so best I can remember is @#&%^#)(#%! and a few more %^$@). We cleaned up and now she starts in with the Spanish part that I didn't understand. She didn't want to leave, she wanted more play time. I'm too old for this but I felt obligated to do my best to keep my word. Around 330am I died and we snuggled in for some sleep. I pulled her cheeks apart and flopped my spent meat between them for the extra warmth. At 615am she started to rump rub me a bit, pulled me out from between her cheeks, cleaned up agian and went home. $60 for 7 hours. I'm going to see her again tomorrow night for my last night hump.

Shamas

[Member #3453]

I checked my girl in at the Hotel Presidente last time as a second occupant of the room.

I think it cost me $10 extra, but she doesn't have to go through the sign in process each time she comes up to the room with me. She also got the complimentary breakfast in the morning.

Obviously, nothing is free in life, and I suppose you could say that her breakfast cost me $10, but it seemed to work out well for us. It was a little less of a hassle getting her in and out of my room.

Normally, I would have bought breakfast in the morning for her in the News Cafe anyway, and I don't know if that would have cost me as much as $10. So, I don't know if it's worth making her the second occupant of the room just based upon getting the complimentary breakfast.

I would only recommend doing it if you expect to be with the same girl for a period of time where your comings and going might become a hassle having to check in and out every time.

In addition, if you think you have something developing between you that promises to be more than ST, then it makes her feel like she is not such a punta.

[Acatman]

Gentlmen...Nupal and Shamas
I see both sides of your posts, but please let it die here. This is how flames start.
All i want is the information, as i think all of the other guys want, is were is some cheap young pussy,,,,,yesssssss..

I personal enjoy both of your guys posting and i hate to see a pissing match. We are a band of brother,,,,,

[Macgoo]

Psst!

Paying for double occupancy allows one to legitimately bring in multiple chicas at most hotels in Costa Rica. Ironically, many are so accustomed to the "girl charge", they never even consider this simple point.

[Ngp477]

I have also heard that some monger guys check into the Holiday Inn Aurela by Morazon Park and request a DOUBLE room, DOUBLE OCCUPANCY, because their girlfriend will be joining them later. I heard it costs the same $75 for single or double occupancy, but one doesn´t get the breakfast included.

This way there is no $20 guest charge and $4 tax for the guest.

While I cannot condone or advocate this totally repulsive and deceitful behavior, it appears to be happening among thrifty minded mongerers who save greatly on multiple guest entries (entries into their hotel room and entries into their sperm depository girlfriends).


Shamas, "keep the idea going that Gringos mongers are sleeze bags" and they may sleeze their bag on you.

SINCERELY,

YOUR SENIOR MEMBER AND GOOD AMBASSADOR FOR BOARD MEMBERS, NPAUL

[Shamas]

You edited your posting. Nice trick but you and me both know exactly what you wrote and exactly how you ment it. You can't fool all of the people all of the time.

Acatman, you are most correct and wise.

Shamas

[Member #3453]

Hey Jaimito Cartero,

Already tried that story about moving to Costa Rica instead of bringing her to the USA. She says she doesn't care, and wants me in Costa Rica with her.

When I tell her NO MONEY or REGALOS, she says, "no problem." When I tell her I do not have any money, she says "no problem." I didn't give her anything and spent at least over 24 hours with her last time. So, I think there is something to my theory. But, on the other hand, maybe she is just a long range planner...and she thinks she is building and future annuity :-)

No really, I'm not naive...I realize she is motivated by money, and you are absolutely correct when you say that she will go to great lengths for money. A modest girl who decides to strip for a living will do almost anything.

But, I still think there is something more than just the money between us too, which makes it all the more fun.

In the long run, none of it matters. I will never be with her permanently or visa versa...I am just in it to have fun, and do not take any of it too seriously.

[Member #3453]

Ok, more of the rest of the story…

This story is primarily an airline horror story, and it contains some logistical information and recommendations that will be of help to those of you traveling to San Jose, Panama and/or Cartegena. So if you don’t want to read a long story about a travel nightmare, then stop here because this is a long one.

I had spent the night with my girl from Josephines, and was under the mistaken impression that my flight was to leave San Jose for Panama City, Panama, at 9:30am, and that I was then going to catch a connecting flight from Panama City to CTG.

I should have checked the itinerary, and actually, I did look at my itinerary breifly, but I must have looked at the arrival time for Panama City and not the departure time from San Jose.

I don’t know why it is, but whenever a beautiful women is involved, it clouds my judgement. There is always a tendency to wish you had more time than you actually have, and I had imagined that the flight was leaving San Jose at 9:30am. Normally, I would have been more accurate in determining when I was supposed to be departing, etc…but, I think that subconsciously, I must have wished I had more time.

Imagine that a beautiful woman is coming over to see you. It is 3:00am, and if your flight is scheduled to leave San Jose at 7:30am, then that means you must leave the hotel in plenty of time to get to the airport, pay the departure tax, stand in long lines to check your baggage, etc…

So, that means you must leave that beautiful women, and head to the airport at 5:00am, or maybe even earlier if you believe all the hype about arriving at the airport early, especially for international flights. That only leaves 1-1/2 hours, at best, to enjoy her company.

But, if you believe your flight leaves at 9:30am, then that gives you plenty of time to enjoy her company, and still have plenty of time to get to the airport. My feeble minded monger brain just took over when I was looking at the itinerary, and my senses were clouded sufficiently to blissfully imagine that the flight was going to be leaving at 9:30am instead of 7:30am, thereby giving me sufficient time with my sweetheart.

I arrived at the airport with my girlfriend and trusted taxi driver around 7:30am, they dropped me off in front of the airport, we said our good-byes, and I made my way over to pay the departure tax counter, where I was processed relatively quickly.

Generally, I like to pay the departure tax when I arrive in San Jose because it eliminates the prospect of being significantly delayed getting into line at the ticket counters. But, on this trip, everything had been so messed up with the airlines, that I had forgotten to pay the departure tax when I arrived in San Jose. It was just another thing I was going to have to do before getting into the ticket counter lines to check baggage.

Fortunately, I remember thinking…Oh, I have plenty of time…The lines were not long at the departure tax line, but, I noticed that the lines at almost all the major carriers were very long. It promised to be a long wait getting processed to check baggage.

I eventually noticed what I initially thought was a good thing. There did not seem to be anyone in line at the COPA counter, which was the airline I was scheduled to take to Panama City/CTG. Then, I noticed that there were not even any counter agents there. So, with my feeble mongering mind still in gear, I waited at the front of the COPA line and concluded that I must be too early, and that counter agents would be arriving soon to start receiving customers.

So, I waited there for about 15 minutes. After 15 minutes, I asked one of the baggage handlers behind the counter what time the counter agents would be showing up to begin processing passengers. It was becoming conspicuous that no other passengers were there to be processed, so I thought I better ask the question.

The baggage handlers advised that the counter agents would be returning to the counter in a half-hour. All of the inconsistencies of his statement began to finally penetrate the mush, and I started to wonder if perhaps I had somehow made a TERRIBLE mistake.

I left the COPA line, where I was the only passenger waiting, and I decided to check my itinerary to determine where I might have gone wrong. The reality of what I had done fell upon me like a ton of wet bricks. So, my mind started racing and trying to decide what my best course of action was going to be.

There are so many considerations that run through your mind when this kind of thing happens to you. I was concerned that Alex, Mery’s Taxi Driver, would be waiting for me in CTG, and that I would need to get in touch with her as soon as possible.

So, my immediate thoughts were how to get in touch with Mery to inform her of my delay, and to make sure Alex would not be waiting for me unnecessarily at the airport in Cartegena later that afternoon.

Making telephone calls, especially internationally, is not an easy task from the San Jose airport. First of all, the telephones in the airport all require a Costa Rica telephone company telephone card to make a telephone call. I don’t know of any telephones there in the airport that can just use a major credit card or calling card (MCI, AT&T, etc…).

If there are phones in that airport that will utilize calling methods that we in the US are familiar with, I am not aware of them. So, be warned, when you are in the San Jose airport, you must have a Costa Rica telephone company issued telephone card to utilize a telephone. If anyone knows otherwise, please correct me if I am wrong.

I inquired as to where I could purchase a telephone card, and there was apparently only one telephone card vendor in the entire airport. The booth was unmanned, and located in from of the Bank kiosk next to the departure tax counters. US cell phones WILL NOT function in Costa Rica, so the two cell phones I had with me were virtually useless.

To my knowledge, there is no way to communicate with anyone outside of that airport without first having a card that will work in conjunction with the pay telephone equipment they have located there in front of the ticket counter area.

My brief and panicky investigation into the matter caused me great distress at the time all of this was occurring because there did not seem to be any way of contacting Mery in CTG, my girlfriend in San Jose, my taxi driver in San Jose, contacting the airline ticket agents by telephone, contacting an alternate airline by telephone, booking a reservation at the Hotel Presidente for one more night, etc… I was indeed in the “Twilight Zone.”

So, by this time, I was really in a funk. I just started to slowly wander the airport to contemplate my dilemma. So, I wandered down to the end of the airport where the departures board was located. I gazed up at the board and noticed that there were no other flights scheduled to leave for CTG from San Jose.

Then, “EUREKA,” I noticed a schedule on the board indicating that a small airline was scheduled to leave San Jose for Panama City in about an hour. WOW, what a God send that would be. I might actually be able to connect with my Copa flight in Panama City as planned. The name of the airline is West Carribean Airways, and their ticket counter is located on the far side of the airport in front of the Bank kiosk.

The West Carribean Airways flights was scheduled to arrive in Panama City 1-1/2 hours before my COPA flight was scheduled to depart Panama City for CTG…PERFECT!

Unfortunately, this little mistake was going to cost me $174.00 for a one-way ticket to Panama City. But, I was so happy I was actually going to make my COPA flight from Panama City to CTG, that I was delighted by my “luck” and I gladly paid the ransom.

So, I checked my bag with West Caribbean, and all the West Caribbean passengers soon boarded a small bus bound for the aircraft sitting on the tarmac in San Jose.

The aircraft was a small propjet with about 30 seats. The seats on the plane were worn, but the plane was clean, the staff was courteous, the flight was calm and smooth, and they even served a beverage while in flight. All in all, a relatively pleasant experience really.

I arrived in the airport in Panama City right on schedule, processed through customs, retrieved by baggage, and proceeded to the COPA ticket counter to begin my negotiations with COPA.

COPA advised that the flight to CTG was now overbooked, and that I would have to go on standby if I wanted to try to catch the same flight. The ticket agent informed me that I would have to pay a $40 fee for missing my initial flight, which is apparently viewed as a change in your ticket, and she also informed me that there would be a $20 airport tax fee that would also have to be paid. Fortunately, the ticket agent was nice to me, and she waived the $40 fee, but the $20 fee was out of her hands.

So, I checked my baggage with COPA wondering if I was going to be able to get on the plane as a standby passenger or whether I would be stranded for the night in Panama City. The thought also occurred to me that my bags, which were now checked on a flight that I was a standby passenger on, might arrive in CTG without me, and whether I would be stranded in Panama City without a change of clothes, etc. Oh, the joys of air travel…

So, I waited with anticipation at the gate to see if I was going to make in on board. There didn’t seem to be that many passengers, and they took my ticket at the gate an allowed me on board without even calling standby names. So, things looked pretty good.

I made it on board the aircraft, and held my breath until they closed the hatch door, and the aircraft pushed back from the gate. I made it. I was on my way to the promised land and only about $194 poorer. Not bad really, but a really stupid mistake on my part. Live and learn.

I will continue with the “rest of the story,” which will be centered in Cartegena, and those stories will involve more details about my mongering activities. Thank you for reading about my nightmarish airline travel…it has been very cathartic for me. Gracious.

[Ngp477]

I have heard that some gringos are eating free breakfasts at News CAfe. The security is very lax and many men just help themsleves to the buffet. While I do not condone this behavior, it is a way of Tica life.

[Jaimito Cartero]

Hey, U-Bob. One test you can do to see if they really like you, is to tell her that you're going to quit your job in the US and come and live with her in CR. (Or even better, you got fired!) Even though you'll be poor, at least you'll be happy. If you communicate that you have no assets their interest seems to fade quite a bit.

While she may not like to go with guys, she is motivated by money. That is what got her in the club in the first place. Have fun with her, but I think you *are* deluding yourself if you think it's just you.

And while, in the end, we can say that all women are motivated by money in one way or another, to do something that you really don't like (stripping, being naked in front of strangers) shows that she will go to great lengths to get what she wants. (ie money, etc)

[Member #3453]

This trip report consists of both information about the San Jose Costa Rica portion of my trip, and about Colombia. So, I will organize everything into segments where I can post the San Jose portion in the Central America section, and then post the Colombia portion in the South America section. This promises to be a very long trip report, and breaking things up in this way will make it much easier to read as well.

The first part of my trip to Cartegena was fraught with airline travel problems. It was very frustrating at the time, but eventually things worked out, and the trip proceeded according to plan.

I am going to relate the details of my travel problems because it’s a wonderful catharsis, and because portions of my story may help some of you in your planning if you travel through San Jose. However, this promises to be a lengthy post, so pace yourself accordingly.

I had arranged to fly from the Midwest to Houston (IAH), and then on to San Jose Costa Rica, where I was to catch a plane two days later for Cartegena. I wanted to spend a couple of days in San Jose before traveling on to Cartegena. I have two good girlfriends in San Jose, and my plan was to see them for a couple of days before continuing my trip.

The trip started out perfectly, but, when we got within about 25 miles of Houston, the pilot realized he was running low on fuel. Because of a slight backup in Houston, he didn’t feel as though he had sufficient time to remain in formation to land, and we were diverted back to Dallas for fuel by air traffic controllers.

I was told it was not entirely the fault of the pilot, but that our flight had been instructed to fly at a relatively low altitude by air traffic control, which consumed an unexpected amount of fuel.

As a result, the plane was late getting into Houston, and I missed my connecting flight to San Jose that evening. It was the last flight out of Houston so the airline decided to put me up at the Sheraton near the airport. Obviously, I was very disappointed at the prospect of spending the night in Houston and not with one of my girlfriends in San Jose.

The airline (Continental) wanted to keep my bags and forward them on to San Jose on the flight that was to leave in the morning. However, I was concerned that the trip was already seemingly jinxed, and realizing that I was going to catch a flight from San Jose to Cartegena in just two days, I decided that I could not afford to take the chance that the airlines might lose my bags. I didn’t want to be arriving in Cartegena, and have my bags sitting in San Jose.

So, I decided to reclaim my bags in Houston, and to recheck them the next day prior to getting on the flight to San Jose. This process promised to take at least 2 hours according to all of the gate agents. So, I prepared myself emotionally, and ventured down to the baggage services area of George Bush International.

To my complete surprise, I was delighted when the agents in baggage services retrieved my bags quickly, and I was on my way to the Sheraton in less than 25 minutes. But, I was just lucky because it is common knowledge that the process can and does generally take much longer, especially when the airport is busy.

The next morning I boarded my flight for San Jose without incident and arrived in San Jose around one in the afternoon. I proceeded to the Hotel Presidente by taxi, and everything seemed to be back on track again.

I was intending to see my girlfriend from my last trip, the girl that worked over at Josephine’s Strip Club. I called her cell phone, and she told me she had to work that evening, but that she wanted to see me. She decided to come over to see me from 3pm to about 6pm. It was perfect timing because she had to be at work by 7pm, and I wanted to see my other girlfriend too, the one that had been working at Cassablanca strip club last time I visited San Jose.

The girl that worked at Cassablanca had expected me to show up the previous night. I had decided to check email while I was waiting for the Josephine’s girl to show up, and I noticed that the Cassablanca girl had sent an email asking me why I didn’t want to see her. She thought I stood her up. She didn’t realize that my plane had been diverted, and I was sitting in Houston the previous night.

So, because of the flight delay, I had formulated a plan B, which was to see the Josephine’s girl for a couple of hours from 3-6pm, then to visit the Cassablanca girl at her club in the evening while the Josephine’s girl was working.

The Cassablanca girl had switched jobs and moved over to a club named Kumar since my visit to San Jose last month. So, I planned on finding Kumar later, after my Josephine girl left for work.
My girl from Josephine’s came over for a couple of hours and we enjoyed seeing each other very much. She told me she wanted to come back to see me after work, and that she wanted to stay with me all night so she could spend some time with me before I leave for Colombia. That was a great idea, because my girlfriend at Kumar didn’t get off work until at least 4am, and my girl from Josephines could make it back to my hotel by 2:30am.

So, after my Josephines girl left for work around 6pm, I checked emails at the internet place up the street, ate dinner, and visited some pharmacies in the area to check prices on some things I needed.

I arrived at Kumar around 10pm. I sat down and asked the waiter to fetch my girlfriend. She was in the back getting ready. She had no idea that I had finally made it to town, and she didn’t know that I had received her email telling me where she now worked. So, my presence was a complete surprise to her.

When I sat down, one of the other girls was quickly moving in on me, and just about that same time, my girlfriend saw me from across the room. She let out a really loud scream, and she had a big smile on her face. She ran from across the room, through her arms around me, and started kissing me all over. The other girl just stood there with a big grin on her face.

My girlfriend is acting really happy to see me and we have a great couple of hours in Kumar. Sometimes these girls really make you feel like they genuinely “love” you. It is a really nice feeling. My girlfriend from Kumar wanted to come to the hotel to spend the night with me after she got off work at 4am, but I told her that my flight leaves San Jose at 2am in the morning for Colombia.

I didn't want two girls showing up at the hotel at the same time, both of them expecting to screw me silly, unless of course they are interested in a three-some. These girls are not bi, so I thought it would be wiser just to tell my Kumar girl that I was running out of time in San Jose due to the airline problems and that she would not have time to come see me at the hotel.

I liked the selection of girls over at Kumar better than Cassablanca. There are some really nice looking girls in Kumar. I like the flaca morena girls, and Kumar has several. I had never heard of Kumar before my girlfriend had told me about it in her email, so I was totally unfamiliar with it. Maybe I just missed it, but I had never seen it referred to in the archives of various sites, so it was kind of a pleasant surprise. The drink prices were much more reasonable than places like Josephine’s, and the girls were better looking than what I found over at Cassablanca. However, compared to Cassablanca, the salida to take a girl out of the club is very expensive. I think it costs around $200 to take a girl out of Kumar for all night, whereas it is very reasonable over at Cassablanca, around $35 for all night, plus whatever you pay your girl, which is probably going to range in the neighborhood of $60-80 for all night.

I left Kumar around 1am to return to the hotel. I decided that it had been a long day, and that I would take a nap before my girlfriend from Josephine’s returned. It was just what the doctor ordered. I slept a couple of hours, and around 3am, my girl from Josephine’s called from the lobby of the Hotel Presidente. She came up to my room and we had a really nice time getting re-acquainted.

My girlfriend from Josephine’s stayed with me the next morning and we had breakfast in The News café inside the Hotel Presidente. Then, my girl came with me to the airport to see me off on my trip to Colombia. I explained that I would be back in San Jose for only one night in about a week after spending some time in Colombia. She made me promise to call her so she could see me again.

Now, keep in mind, this girl did not ask for one penny the entire time she was with me. She stayed with me all night and part of the previous evening before going to work. She told me in very sincere ways how I was really special to her, and she proclaimed in very sincere ways that she loved me. I did not pay her anything and I did not buy her anything except breakfast at the café in the morning. She is a really good girlfriend.

According to sources I have in San Jose, she doesn’t go with other men at her job at Josephine’s. The guy at the Hotel Presidente said he had never seen her there before. She is very, very, pretty. She has the face and body of an angel. I notice that when she is with me, other men break their necks to look at her. She is really that stunningly beautiful.

She apparently goes to work each night and then she goes straight home to her casa. She does not seem to be a pro. I think she is merely a girl who earns her money stripping in a very exclusive and expensive club. Her mother thinks she works in a restauarant in San Jose, and nobody in her family realizes she is a stripper. Much of my information I have about her I have verified through third parties.

I am really surprised by her sometimes because she is sometimes embarrassed at being nude with me. I asked her how she could be a stripper and she says she is very embarrassed sometimes, but that she can earn a lot of money to strip, so she does it. She acts like a very modest regular girlfriend might act. I have also noticed that she is relatively inexperienced sexually. Lately, she has been very passionate with me. She becomes more and more passionate and less and less inhibited each time we are together.

I am really starting to like her a lot because she does not act like she is a pro, nor does she even act like a semi-pro. I think she is a legitimate girlfriend. I have had to teach her things sexually. It is like she is my high school sweetheart or something.

I know it is crazy to assume that a girl that one might meet in a strip club is that naïve and that she is merely a “regular” girl, but I am starting to believe it. She had made comments to me and asked questions of me that make me think she is legitimately interested in me as a love interest. I think all girls are interested in our money and in gifts, regardless of whether they are pros, semi-pros, or otherwise. Those of you who have wives and girlfriends will understand what I mean. But, that doesn’t mean that they do not love us or that they do not also want us to satisfy their love interests, does it?

If it is all an act, then she is a very good actress. Anyway, it doesn’t matter me. She has convinced me of her sincerity, and I like her very much. The more I am around her, the more I like her. Besides, I will never be in a position to take our relationship any further than it is now because I have other permanent commitments in the USA. So, a permanent relationship with this girl is out of the question for me. So, I will just have fun and give her my love when I am with her. Who could ask for more? Besides, what am I to think when she has cost me absolutely NO MONEY this trip.

Anyway, we went to the airport together the following morning, and she saw me off. However, to be perfectly honest with everyone…She did explain that she would like to have a new TV, but she told me she would be happy with a used one too. I told her that I would not give her any money, and that I would see her when I come back to San Jose. She said that is fine, and that she does not want money from me. She says all the right things. I told her I might think about buying her a used TV when I come back to San Jose, but for now, I would not give her any money. She was fine with that and started kissing me and telling me she loved me. It was no different than if I told my wife or girlfriend the same thing.

Many of us are very cynical about some of these girls when they ask for money or want gifts, but I say it no different than what most of us who are married or have girlfriends go through on a daily basis. Just because the girl wants a TV, money, or a gift doesn’t mean that they are only in it for the money, TV, or the gift, right? You sell yourself short if you think that the girl is only interested in only your money. I don’t think it is always the case. Obviously, it is usually the case most of the time, but we sell ourselves short when we click with certain girls, and just because they ask for gifts or money, we think they do not want us for love and romance as well.

Anyway, enough preaching…stayed tuned for my continuation of my trip to Colombia, and my follow-up report of my last night with my Josephine’s girl upon my return to Costa Rica following my trip to Colombia. More airline problems await me when I get to the airport in San Jose, and I am really thrown a curve in trying to make it to Cartegena…stayed tuned for the sorted details

[Ford]

Hi Guys,

My original request (about two months ago) revolved around the fact that I wanted a hotel with a pool, and I remember several members pm'd me and the Hotel Europa came up again and again as a good choice.

Once I see the "set-up" down there, I'll decide on walking or taking cabs - I understand they're cheap and I used taxi's on my trips to San Pedro Sula and Santo Domingo and it wasn't that much of a hassle.

Cheers.

[Shamas]

Ford,

The Europa is no more than a 10 minute stroll from the gulch, my old fat ass made it with no problem a few times a day. It a nice hotel, quiet, well kept and has advantages over the Prez, mainly it is much quietier. They also have two PCs in the lobby for guest use, free, no limits on time. I paid cash and was charged NO guest fees (took up 3 at a time for my birthday party).

The truck drivers strike is over and it did not effect the city much at all from what I have been told. Last couple of days has been normal. Well as nearly normal as can be with so many of us in town.

The Prez has some rooms opening up due to cancellation from hurricane Francis.

There at TOOOOOOOOO many bros in town to start to name all of them. Happy hour at the BM should be very interesting this afternoon.

Shamas

[Lima Busy]

Daily,

I live in Peru and travel thru Costa Rica on my way to N.Y.C 5-6 times a year. I always arrange to have a 5 hour layover in San Jose to break up my flight. My normal routine is to call a taxi driver (Antonio 506-821-6032) and have him pick me up at the airport. I pay him $30 for my three hour stay. We drive into San Jose and go to Zona Blue. In fact I was just there yesterday and had a great session with Brenda. The manger is a great guy from N.Y.C known as N.Y. Eddie. (If you go tell him the WSG and the other N.Y. Eddie sent you. It is $55 for a hour and they have free phone service to the USA and internet acess if you need to do a little work like me.

I get back to the airport about 1 1/2 hours before my flight. When you come in mark your visa as transit. Also tell customs to mark your passport as transit. If you do this you avoid the $26 exit fee.

On the ride down ask the flight attendent for 2 Immigration forms. Fill out the second and keep with you. When you return to the airport walk to Polica/imigration booth to your far left by the security checkpoint. Give them the second form and your passport and they will give you the exit visa.

As far as Brenda is concerned. IMHO she is the best and prettiest Tica there. She gives a great bbbj, DATY and her massage is truly good. Tell her you are friends with Eddie from Peru and she will warm up fast. Zona blue is closed on sundays and Brenda is there m-s 9am-6pm.

I hope this helps and let me know when you are in Peru.

Lima Busy

[Qncterra]

Ford,

FYI,

Hotel Europa is a decent hotel, but a bit of a hike from the regular monger hangouts like News Cafe, Prez Hotel or Del Rey.