Abu Dhabi

[PostNutClarity]

First time poster, long time reader. Have a 15-HR layover in AD in July and hoping to try some new delicacies (Uzbek, Kazak, Kyrg) other than Asian if possible.

This list is amazing and helpful. Thanks for compiling it.

Question. Is there anything worth exploring near the Capital Center area on Fri night? Or just stick to this list and hope for a good takeout?

Any recommendations for any of these being daytime pickup points?

And finally. Is Cellar the Uzbek bar in reference to HJ?

- 'Khorosho' at Dana Hotel, on the penthouse level, comes alive 10-12 PM, different nationalities, some Russian. 100 to get in which gets you 2 drink tokens.

- 'The Trap' at Dana hotel on the mezzanine. Mostly African, sometimes central Asians, I. E. Kazaks, Azerbaijanis. Opens at 7 PM these days.

- '49 ers' at LE Meridian. Moved here recently. Not to many posts on quality of girls.

- 'Captains Arms' at LE Meridian. Seperate club and entrance.

- 'Rockbottom Cafe' / Club, at Al Dair Capitol. Sometimes good quality.

- 'Uzbek bar' at Howard Johnson Hotel top floor. Also has ground floor bar but little information on that.

- 'Cyclone' at Novel Hotel. Was Mecure. Blitz was here. Good source for Asian girls. Low quality EE.

- 'Goodfellas' bar at Sheraton. Some girls outside to).

- 'Illusions' at LE Royal Meridian appears good quality but little information. Also has O'Reilly's Irish Pub, and rooftop lounge Stratos. Are they worth a look to?

[BigDick88]

BD88 here. I went back to the same number. But this time there was only a Chinese grandmother. The amazing submissive Filipina I lucked onto was nowhere to be found. I passed on the grandma. In general, on my second trip I found super ugly Chinese girls via MR. Only Moscow gave me a decent EE.

[MrKrisps]

Tried RR hotel in Al Falah and MA hotels but both are closed.

Saw a spa in insta with good looking ladies. Decided to give it a shot. The name is Armani Spa (Strike out the R).

Heya TBBB.

RR and MA are both functioning as normal.

I visited both in the last week.

You might have visited the wrong place friend.

[Black Eyes]

It looks most of the MR ads in Abu Dhabi is fake.

I checked with many of them and majority of them are in a building near Abu Dhabi mall, Naval Gaye road or near gift land, Hamdaan street.

Photos never match with the videos and they never come for video chat.

Hey.

So I was bored a little bit in abu dhabi, and wanted to adventure a little bit with MR girls, so I tried this.

https://massagerepublic.com/female-e...g-full-service

She had a review there, dunno, I trusted it LOL, and went there.

Comms were easy, the area was well. Ghetto style, the building was dirty but I went in it. Wanted to be sure I waited away from the door so I will be sure its a Viet.

A Viet opened the door, dunno honestly if it was the same as pic or not, she was chubbier, which is ok honestly, I like chubby, and the face looked a little bit older. To be honest I was not expecting a lot.

[Bababzun]

I know this is a forum for reviews and not for seeking help. However, I am travelling to US with a layover in Abu Dhabi from 11 PM - 11 AM this coming Saturday, 7/16. Never been to Abu Dhabi. I am looking for a Hammam, Massage and extras if it happens. I know I am on a tight timeline and in the middle of the night. Looking for any leads. Is it better to stay at Southern Sun? Looking for an Arab provider. If Hammam treatment is not available that time of the night, a good quality Arab outcall will do. Thanks for your help in advance.

If any of fellow mongers need info in Tampa, Florida area or San Jose, Costa Rica I will be glad to help you out with all details.

[ChicagoDude]

Does anyone know if this hotel is guest friendly?

This will be my first time playing in UAE so if anyone can offer any tips / suggestions let me know. I like them on the younger, slim and slightly submissive.

Thanks much.

[TheBigBangBoo]

I knew it the moment I saw it.

But ran it and here goes:

https://nsfw.xxx/post/she-s-so-exoti...1930759?page=1

Your welcome.

But if the comms are nice try meeting for just a BJ 150 and extend to FS after reaching there for 200. TOFTT.

The RR appts you are referring is in the street left of airport road right?

Call the hotel and ask the spa number. The number I have is the personal num of the manager.

Take M at g the at and take a package.

Thank you Mr. Krisps. I asked for some kind of verification and the replies stopped. Tried after couple of days but no response.

Tried RR hotel in Al Falah and MA hotels but both are closed.

Saw a spa in insta with good looking ladies. Decided to give it a shot. The name is Armani Spa (Strike out the R).

Most of the ladies seem to be mid 30's and chubby. Went for FS but returned with one of the best massages I have received in some time. The lady was Thai. Excellent massage but was too chubby so didn't ask for FS.

[AnotherDay]

Another report,

Went to illusions last weekend, man. This place has gone to shit. Last year it had many more at least 7/10 girls. Now I feel like they are all 5 or less. I think the summer is hitting hard ha?

Stayed till 2 . More girls came. But nothing that interesting. Chatted with some, they wanted 1 k for a night, some lowered to 700 . Didn't take any, I may go end of the month to try again. Let see.

[AnotherDay]

Hey.

So I was bored a little bit in abu dhabi, and wanted to adventure a little bit with MR girls, so I tried this.

https://massagerepublic.com/female-e...g-full-service

She had a review there, dunno, I trusted it LOL, and went there.

Comms were easy, the area was well. Ghetto style, the building was dirty but I went in it. Wanted to be sure I waited away from the door so I will be sure its a Viet.

A Viet opened the door, dunno honestly if it was the same as pic or not, she was chubbier, which is ok honestly, I like chubby, and the face looked a little bit older. To be honest I was not expecting a lot.

Negotiated for 400 in comms, for 1 hour.

The room was a shred apartment, weird design, but many real rooms, so it's ok. She was nice, hospitable, toilet was. Let's say, just wanted to stay for a min and left fast.

Sex was good, she accommodated whatever I wanted, but, I was just horny, so ya.

Ratings.

Face: 5/10 . Not into Asians much but she didn't look that great anyways.

Attitude: 7/10 . She was a nice girl.

Sex & body: 7/10 . The body was chubby and nice, big boobs, nice ass, she's short, and did whatever I wanted, but she was a clean freak, so a lot of baby wipes were used.

WIR? No, not because it was a bad experience, I was just horny and she did good. And the price was actually good. But didn't like the apartment area, and well she was not my type.

[SimpleGuy85]

Hello Abu Dhabi,

A big shout out MrKrisps for sharing info with the group and his guidance to visitors like me. Went to AG hotel spa, followed his negotiating guidance to the T and it worked like a charm. Each and every instruction of his worked as expected. From leaving the tip on the table, to composing oneself during negotiations and the bum massage to moroccan girls that helps them calm down and open up. You the man MrKrisps.

Got a 90 min Moroccan bath from a Moroccan lady. The experience of the bath itself was divine, the lady was absolutely professional and had great body strength to scrub away. I was too happy with the experience and was ok not taking extras but as luck would have it, she popped the question. Followed the script and played along, was able to secure FS at 350. Not bad from the quoted 800. Overall the experience was amazing and wouldn't mind repeating alas with some other Arabic lady.

Thank you to all the seniors who responded, will try out your recommendations.

[MrKrisps]

I recall correctly they wanted 250 for 90 minutes Thai massage at the counter.

Negotiate harder I am now at 160 for thai 90 minutes. This was after a number of visits but got them to 180 even on the first visit.

Have been twice. First visit was with a Thai, started at 700 dhs for one shot in 90 minutes, after some back and forth she ended up at 400 for 1 shot, 500 for two, but said we'd enjoy the full 90 minutes. Took the second option. Too much I'm sure, but very good service including great (and very long) OWO on both rounds. Even massage was decent.

I believe if it was 500 two twice in 90 minutes. Great job. Take the Thai girl S fia next time.

Second visit was a Moroccan, booked 1 HR. Extremely limited English and I have no Arabic so negotiation was hard. I had left the tip on the table (though 300 instead of 200 in a bid to short circuit the negotiation). 10 minutes of rubbish massage then extras offered. She was adamant that she wouldn't budge from 800 for FS or 500 for B2B and BJ. 300 for HJ only.650 for FS.

You forgot two things:

1. to walk away.

2. Tell her that you will tell reception to change the girl (she won't even get a commission).

And Most important:

3. you took more money with you in your purse. Meaning you set yourself up for failure even before you started negotiating. So you were not able to say: Take it or leave it but I am not taking a BS 350 HJ or even show the empty pursetrick.

Why you received the BS service: When you caved in on the negotiation. She became the Alpha. She could do anything and get away with it. On the other hand. If you told her to "just massage" she would cave in after 15 minutes of doing a massage that she didn't want to do.

[MrKrisps]

Yes, we are chatting on WhatsApp.

She is from Angola. Attaching pics for reference.

I read your report and was planning to go the spa in RR Apts since you have already reviewed the place. I called the place to check about the availability of the spa but no one seems to pick the call. Is EID required while visiting the spa?

I knew it the moment I saw it.

But ran it and here goes:

https://nsfw.xxx/post/she-s-so-exoti...1930759?page=1

Your welcome.

But if the comms are nice try meeting for just a BJ 150 and extend to FS after reaching there for 200. TOFTT.

The RR appts you are referring is in the street left of airport road right?

Call the hotel and ask the spa number. The number I have is the personal num of the manager.

Take M at g the at and take a package.

[Nickc]

Illusions is with 49 ers one of the most documented places.

Please, follow this thread a couple of years be. See. (before covid)

You'll find info and more FR on it.

Hi. Thanks for info. Yep read back over 40 pages to 2019.

Found 3 posts with actual helpful info.

I was just wondering how is Illusions Now? As in not before Covid.

A few places have changed quite a bit since then).

Ta Nickc.

[DonKey82]

Agreed with that, but the problem with the AMP places are you've usually invested a bit of cash into the venture before you get to the negotiation. I went to the same of MrK's recommendations as the other poster (near the pizza hut), and if I recall correctly they wanted 250 for 90 minutes thai massage at the counter.

Have been twice. First visit was with a Thai, started at 700 dhs for one shot in 90 minutes, after some back and forth she ended up at 400 for 1 shot, 500 for two, but said we'd enjoy the full 90 minutes. Took the second option. Too much I'm sure, but very good service including great (and very long) OWO on both rounds. Even massage was decent.

Second visit was a Moroccan, booked 1 HR. Extremely limited English and I have no Arabic so negotiation was hard. I had left the tip on the table (though 300 instead of 200 in a bid to short circuit the negotiation). 10 minutes of rubbish massage then extras offered. She was adamant that she wouldn't budge from 800 for FS or 500 for B2B and BJ. 300 for HJ only. I wasn't interested in the HJ and had already invested 250 at the counter so it was either 250 for blue balls or pay what I knew was over the odds. In the end the little head decided, and after a lot of back and forth ended up at 650 for FS. She was reasonably attractive and claimed to be 20 years old, but service was very mediocre. 2 minutes of average OWO, various positions all in an unenthusiastic manner, finished up and still had 20 minutes left in the hour. Then she just proceeded to pull the cover off the bed and start getting dressed. Couldn't bother arguing the point so took my cue to leave. If I return to that place perhaps I will avoid the Moroccans and learn some lessons from the masters on negotiation tactics.

Indeed, the most powerful tool in negotiating is being willing to walk away. I just did this same move with an incall apartment girl. We chatted on WA, but price was never mentioned, which is a pretty rookie mistake for her. I brought what I was comfortable paying, plus a small tip amount if she really blew me away. I walked into her place, sat down on a lounge chair and popped my shoes off. She then asked me to pay first, which I was happy to do. I pulled out the money I had brought and extended it to her telling her the amount, but she looked at it and frowned and told me that it would cost 800, which was much higher. I didn't argue or get upset, because there's no need for that. I simply told her that was far too much, placed my cash back into my wallet, sat back down and put my shoes on. I told her it was no big deal, but that I didn't want to pay 800. She tried to tell me that I agreed to 800, but I told her we never discussed price, assured her I wasn't upset and kept motioning towards the door to leave. As I was about to leave she slashed the price in half, which was still higher than what I offered. I held firm and she agreed to the original amount.

It's hard to be willing to walk away, as it does indeed hold the potential to waste your time, but it's important for price maintenance nonetheless. Imagine if I agreed to pay that 800, loved my time with the girl, and then had to pay that every time I went to see her? No thanks. The walk away is a gamble, but one that pays off incredibly well. Just as it holds the potential to waste your time, so too does it waste the girl's time. She'd rather make some money in her time than none. This is especially true at massage places. There's nothing a working girl hates more than giving an hour or longer massage and not getting the real money at the end. She doesn't want to waste an hour and an entire client slot just to make no real money.

As for not getting the experience you wanted. Well, that's often how it goes. Sure, it would be great if every girl was really into us and loved being fucked by us, but an unenthusiastic blowjob is still better than jerking off at home. Well, mostly. Sex work is no different than any other kind of service job, some people provide outstanding experiences warranting praise and good compensation, others not so much. That's quite literally the point of places like this though, to help people weed out the good, the mediocre, and the bad. Be sure to reach out to your trusted associates here and get recommendations for the good, but also be sure to specify your exact needs.

Better luck next time.

[DonKey82]

My 2 c on the quality at 49 ers, Trap etc.

I was at Trap at Dana a while back with a friend, our maiden visit to the place so was not too sure what to expect. Sat for a while and didn't see much of interest, but we were relatively early, so just had a few drinks. Got chatting to a bouncer and he asked if anything we liked, told him no and that I'd tip him if he brought me someone I liked as the girls started to come in. Maybe 45 mins he brought over a Kyrg who was indeed probably the hottest in the place, but still a 6. 5 - 7 out of 10 at best, late 30's, tipped the bouncer. Chatted for a while but was hoping to do better so took her Whatsapp number then walked to 49 ers for a look. Got a table there, didn't see much of interest. Quite a few EE girls, but none particularly attractive and most looked to be in a bit of a mood (not very welcoming etc). We went and sat to speak to one table with two girls for 10 minutes or so, but I could tell from the interaction that the deed would not be good if I took one. Ended up texting the Kyrg who came to join us at 49 ers for a drink and then stayed the night until late morning. Six reds, which included access to all areas. Have repeated with same girl once since. Long story short, didn't see a great deal of quality at 49 ers but this was just based off one night. So could have been great the next week.

Hey thanks for info. NG and Romain.

Updated as below.

My thought is I stay LE Royal Meridian or Howard J. And Stick to Illusions and Uzbeck club on Howard J. And Taxi To Dana and Capital Hotel clubs.

Very little info on "Illusions" on here? Is there reason for that? Is it over priced?

Ta Nickc.

- 'Khorosho' at Dana Hotel, on the penthouse level, comes alive 10-12 PM, different nationalities, some Russian. 100 to get in which gets you 2 drink tokens.

- 'The Trap' at Dana hotel on the mezzanine. Mostly African, sometimes central Asians, I. E. Kazaks, Azerbaijanis. Opens at 7 PM these days.

- '49 ers' at LE Meridian. Moved here recently. Not to many posts on quality of girls.

- 'Captains Arms' at LE Meridian. Seperate club and entrance.

- 'Rockbottom Cafe' / Club, at Al Dair Capitol. Sometimes good quality.

- 'Uzbek bar' at Howard Johnson Hotel top floor. Also has ground floor bar but little information on that.

- 'Cyclone' at Novel Hotel. Was Mecure. Blitz was here. Good source for Asian girls. Low quality EE.

- 'Goodfellas' bar at Sheraton. Some girls outside to).

- 'Illusions' at LE Royal Meridian appears good quality but little information. Also has O'Reilly's Irish Pub, and rooftop lounge Stratos. Are they worth a look to?

- Southern Sun hotel is central super green. Maybe worth staying there.