Abu Dhabi

[Snow1998]

I have to stay in Abu Dhabi sometimes and if I do, I always stay at LRM (read LE Royal Meridien).

I will not go in full details but her body was gorgeous, very nice lingery, excellent massage and I had an awesome time.

Best 5 reds I've spent for a while. I did not ask for longer time. I was tired.

Have fun,

222 amg.

That's good info. What nationality was the girl?

[TwoTwoTwoAmg]

I have to stay in Abu Dhabi sometimes and if I do, I always stay at LRM (read LE Royal Meridien). The price is usually not bad and the rooms are OK. It is next to the corniche but let's be honest, I stay there because this is where you have The illusion night club. In the old times, customers were using the same elevator going to illusion or their room. They changed this a couple of years ago but still easy to access. I was there around 10 h30 pm which is really early. The bartender was not even on duty and some kind of trainee was at the bar.

There were maybe 8 girls and 10 guys, all of them looking at the world cup soccer on screens.

When you are staying at hotel, entry fee is 80 dirhams with one drink.

Eye contacts were immediately established with 2 girls. One tall who came up to me quite quickly. Beautiful body, tall, thin with just a little skin problem on the face but well covered with makeup.

After a little chat she quoted 5 reds for 1 h, 8 reds for 2 h, 10 reds for night until 7 am.

I told her I think about it as I wanted to check the other girl too.

I waited for a while and asked the other girl to come using eye contact. She had a beautiful smile, a bit chubbier but still very good. After short talk, she asked for 10 red but did not tell how much time I'll get for this price. When I asked her, she told me as much as I want, then mentioned 2 or 3 hours. Guys, this is red flag for me. When girls are not explicit, it means that she will rip you off either about the money or about the time.

She then offered 15 reds for the night which I politely said I'll think about it. I offered her to go back to her seat when she told me that I had to pay for a drink as I asked her to come. We talked literally for maybe 4 minutes but she told me that was the rule. Guys, 2nd red flag for her. I do agree that if you start a real conversation, it is accepted among us to offer a drink but not when you just ask for price.

She was really pushy about it.

Anyway I did not dulge and sent her back.

It was midnight when I decided to test the 1st girl. Agreed for 1 h, maybe more.

Went back down to lobby, she gave her passport to register in the room.

Back to the other elevator and the fun began.

I will not go in full details but her body was gorgeous, very nice lingery, excellent massage and I had an awesome time.

Best 5 reds I've spent for a while. I did not ask for longer time. I was tired.

Have fun,

222 amg.

[Dizaster]

He has shared once with me and it was legit.

I second this. He is the most legitimate contributor I have come across on this forum. Not only did he share with great enthusiasm and commitment he also went the extra mile of digging out info that wasn't within his knowledge at the time and messaged me back several times to ensure I got what I wanted.

I'm sure he has a valid excuse for being away at the moment.

[JyinJapan]

He has shared once with me and it was legit. I did not ask him this time around.

Did anyone receive the PM with numbers of the ladies from Mrkrisps.

I wrote to Mrkrisps in PM still waiting to fulfill the challenge.

[Lazy Summer]

Did anyone receive the PM with numbers of the ladies from Mrkrisps.

I wrote to Mrkrisps in PM still waiting to fulfill the challenge.

I accepted the challenge. Never heard from Mr. Krisps. Methinks, a tall tale was told but to what end, I am baffled.

[Blood Red]

Did anyone receive the PM with numbers of the ladies from Mrkrisps.

I wrote to Mrkrisps in PM still waiting to fulfill the challenge.

I also wrote to him, no reply.

[Euphoric]

Did anyone receive the PM with numbers of the ladies from Mrkrisps.

I wrote to Mrkrisps in PM still waiting to fulfill the challenge.

Just sent you a PM- would appreciate the digits so I can report back.

[RockyBigBoner3]

Hello guys,

I realized last week that couple of my regulars were seeing me as not keeping my word. I had promised them that I would share their contacts with good friends and I never did.

Why? Because I am a dick and I was afraid of the some of you guys of ruining a good thing for me!

Well that is changing now.

They told me to share it and asked me why I didn't share it.

I am going to share the digits of 4 girls all of which I heartily recommend to ONLY guys who have had convos with me.

The deal is that you have to visit ALL 5 and report back in one week.

Why. Because I have to redeem myself to these ladies.

If you can't do this. Don't PM. Damage for all are sub 3 digits. Your total spend to meet ALL 4 in total will be less that 1500.

These are good ladies and stamped guaranteed by me.

1. Armenian goddess: Absolutely beautiful. Incall. Not sure of the outcall because I didn't take it. 10/10 in in bed and loves conversation. Sensual. PPM 500.

2. Syrian one: Arabic with a Banging body with not an inch of fat. Tetas that you want to motorboat. Everything goes. Incall only. Loves a conversation and doesn't rush. PPM 400 once - 600 twice.

3. Syrian two. Ditto of the above, slimmer. Everything in only with see including BJ. She is energetic and doesn't rush; she's the most desperate for clients. PPM 300.

4. Pinay Masseuse at Villaggio. Many of you already know her, but she is bloody fantastic. Great edging and massage. Play it well and you will get a lot. Of love.

The next set is two Moroccans and 2 Thais, who are bamging!

Like I said will share the digits only with people willing to visit, FR and only credible members.

Number collectors will be called out and named in the group- Now we don't do that in AUH and are usually polite to them. But I am going to do it. (My inbox was spammed to full twice!

And don't worry about the Arabic. After you get to them. It's an international language.

Will share the references and tips when sharing contact.

Happy mongering and apologies again for sharing only to friends before.

Inbox emptied and let the games begin.

Regards.

MK.

Just sent you a PM- would appreciate the digits so I can report back.

[RockyBigBoner3]

Went to the hotel resort with multiple spas, this time tried the spa on the other side (found on Instagram). Took Arabic Moroccan bath / massage 1 hour for 300. Moroccan therapist- fake lips. She was very nice and I got to use my broken Arabic (my dad would be so proud). She was very nice but the massage was terrible, on the flip negotiated 400 B2B and blow. She let me finger her ass, enjoyed eating her ass. Lips were hard, and no DFK just kissing with lip sucking, really bad boob job. No CIM. Stayed almost 1. 5 hours, and then talking. She had a very hard life, gave her an extra 100, which is what I tip at restaurants, because I felt bad for her.

[RockyBigBoner3]

Went to another one of my go-to places in Abu Dhab at Villagio. Never had a Pinay before and found an absolute stunner. Lots of edging, let my small head get the better of me and ended up over paying (500 for B2B and BJ). Her body is man made but wow! She spent well. To top it off was wearing cat ears and did this whole anime thing, so hot.

I miss the viet girls in the villa on Khalidiya, nothing compared to their quality and AD has really gone down hill. Especially the clubs (what the f* did why'all do to them while I was gone) - they are really bad now. Had a Turkish and Kazak babe over a few nights ago (separately) and they were both no to this, no to that even though we had agreed to kissing, a BBBJ in advance, then they tried to do a quick dash. The Kazak girl was wearing jeans and she hadn't even shaved her legs in a few days, then she tries to give me a 800 handy, I ended up getting a BBBJ with no CIM from her.

[RockyBigBoner3]

Any hints on the second massage center that gives a good massage.

2 reviews that is.

First. The flaming chicken massage near whada. Small rooms with showers, clean and good massage tables that are a little wider and have more padding than others. Opted for Ms m from PI. Good attitude, ok face but she is thick. No rolls, just thick. I would consider her pretty much the norm. 40's, little baby damage. Good personality, good English. Gives a pretty good massage, though I doubt she was properly trained. B2 b was oiled up reverse cowgirl grind which was nice. Some oral teases were done and was OK if you like the cat bath thing. Overall:

Room 8/10.

Looks 5/10.

Personality / English 7. 5/10.

Massage 6/10.

Extra 6/10.

Next review: Love this hotel massage center. If you want a legit, trained, good massage then Chinese is your only option here. There are other options, but team China is properly trained in massage and always finds and works out all my knots. Any time I'm knotted from work, sports, life this is my goto place. YMMV with extras. Rooms are ok, clean. Only one or 2 has a shower in it. I visit bi weekly for the massage alone and still would even if a little extras were not offered.

Summary:

Price 2 house for 90,2 for the gal.

Rooms: clean, some with showers, table not as big and nicely padded as the flaming chicken. 7/10.

Looks: 6/10. Thin, average looks, 40's, keeps in shape.

Massage: 9/10. Best medium / hard massage for knots in AD.

Extras: 7/10. Extras improve after being a repeat customer.

Looking for a yoyo alternative for BBBJ and also some A+.

[RockyBigBoner3]

Hi All,

Rocky here, back in Abu Dhabi for my 3rd stint since 2013. I was previously registered as Rockbigboner and then I forgot my password then Rock bigboner2 and so on.

Been on a rampage since moving back here last month but posting on the phone is so hard.

Now on to the scene:

Started off with Yoyo- glad to see that she is still around even though she is getting up there in age. This was a first thing in the morning visit as she was getting out of the shower and I saw her (sadly) without makeup. The great thing about Yoyo is that she is up for anything in 200 AED + 100 to the house. But I absolutely hate their shop- it is so dingy, and the shower / bathroom / washing machine room sucks and had flies. No good girls at that shop except Yoyo. Probably will not return.

Next day I went on to MR and tried https://massagerepublic.com/female-e...8-b508b0598e36 . 400 for 1 shot, stayed an hour- quirky girl with separate glasses for the deed, poor thing can't see very well without them, felt bad for her so I extended, stayed the hour and tipped her another 100. Vanilla services, looks shorter, slightly thicker than pictures but she has her own charm.

[MolsonFun1]

2 reviews that is.

First. The flaming chicken massage near whada. Small rooms with showers, clean and good massage tables that are a little wider and have more padding than others. Opted for Ms m from PI. Good attitude, ok face but she is thick. No rolls, just thick. I would consider her pretty much the norm. 40's, little baby damage. Good personality, good English. Gives a pretty good massage, though I doubt she was properly trained. B2 b was oiled up reverse cowgirl grind which was nice. Some oral teases were done and was OK if you like the cat bath thing. Overall:

Room 8/10.

Looks 5/10.

Personality / English 7. 5/10.

Massage 6/10.

Extra 6/10.

Next review: Love this hotel massage center. If you want a legit, trained, good massage then Chinese is your only option here. There are other options, but team China is properly trained in massage and always finds and works out all my knots. Any time I'm knotted from work, sports, life this is my goto place. YMMV with extras. Rooms are ok, clean. Only one or 2 has a shower in it. I visit bi weekly for the massage alone and still would even if a little extras were not offered.

Summary:

Price 2 house for 90,2 for the gal.

Rooms: clean, some with showers, table not as big and nicely padded as the flaming chicken. 7/10.

Looks: 6/10. Thin, average looks, 40's, keeps in shape.

Massage: 9/10. Best medium / hard massage for knots in AD.

Extras: 7/10. Extras improve after being a repeat customer.

Looking for a yoyo alternative for BBBJ and also some A+.

[MolsonFun1]

Long time, no post. Life has been busy and haven't ventured out and tried something that hasn't been reported on before.

Paid a visit to Johnsons tree massage in the downtown area. Haven't been back there since they did some much need renovations to some of the rooms. Clean, nice lighting and some music. Discount prices used to be available via a coupon site. Opted for a 90 min medium massage. Was show new bigger cleaner room and was given the blue shorts as well. Massage gal came in and I was pleasantly surprised. A younger gal from Thailand. Most in this place before were the 40's baby damage crowd. This gal was cute and guessing late 20's early 30's. Short petite pretty nice figure. She started on the massage. Once again, I was surprised. She seemed like she was actually trained and not just by watching videos on YouTube. About an hour in, flipped and then got the more question. Wanted 5 for b2 b which I laughed and said no 200 I my normal rate. She said ok 400 then. I said no. Negotiated some more and finally got to 300. Nice oil up body slide with her on top grinding the twins while stroking the staff. She (ms p) did mention some oral fun and asked again for 400. That set the staff back to half interested. Clothes off, nice pair up top, size was typical for small Asian frame. Flat belly with no baby damage was nice to see. So in summary.

2 to house for 90 min.

3 for the massage.

Looks 8/10.

Massage 8/10.

Room 7/10 no shower in room.

Extra 8/10 nice slide and grind.

Price and upsell 3/10.

[TonyDoherty300]

I had pretty good action on night one of my two course meal, but the actual massage and moroccan bath part was pretty much non-existant. On night two I wanted a good massage so I looked for a place that had reviews on here for solid massages. *Settled on Sher10 Khalidiya. *The therapist I wanted wasn't available so I asked for a recommendation of a one who gave a good strong massage. *The agent recommended 3 different ladies, and I chose the one (photo on instagram posted on August 24 standing at angle holding tray) who looked cutest. .

After the flip she kept up the massage, not getting to the negotiation for a while. *Still more flirting. *She saw that I was aroused and asked me what I wanted. *I said everything. *She seemed hesitant, but kept on. *She asked if I had a condom. *I said yes. *Then she asked if I always bring a condom with me to a massage. *I said, "Only when the therapist is pretty. " *We both laughed. *After a while she asked me to sit up and put my head in her lap so she could massage my shoulders and head. *More conversation. *Finally she asked me wh.

Greeting! TallyHoe.

First of all great report!

I believe you've met the girl with name of white flow starting with J (Aladdin's girlfriend) forgive me if I'm wrong.

I met her on different spa beginning of this year in Mussffah Gravity.

And I was glad seeing her back in AUH after the vacation in Khalidiya Sher10 spa.

She's one of the nicest therapists I've met here in Abu Dhabi.

And you're right, she won't provide FS at least she didn't for me although I was happy with her service because I wasn't looking for FS.

She has got one of the best B2B massage I've ever tried in her own terms (special massage!

But if you're looking for FS she may not be the right one.

And rates are as you mentioned.

Thanks for the great report.

Good luck.