Abu Dhabi

[MaximusBibicus]

Hello Abu Dhabiers,

I had a pleasure of staying in your fine city for one night and it was definitely an experience I had compared to Dubai.

Had some business dealings in AD and I usually stay in Dubai due to the hobby scene but for the first time in 5 years decided to stay for 1 night at Le Meridien due to Illusions. Got in without paying cover and not sure if they have cover charge but when I told the bouncer I'm hotel guest he saw my car and asked me to jot down my name and room number which I obliged. Once inside the place was jam packed being Friday night and the beauties seem to have been preoccupied.

I tried to make my way to the bar and couldn't go through, finally saw an opening and a gentleman beat me to it, he turned around and asked me what I'm ordering told him I was fine and he insisted that he saw me struggling that I take the first drink on him and he will take the second round on me. I was amazed by his hospitality and he befriended me and asked me to join at his table where he was sitting with his firecracker. I told him straight up that I'm envious of his gf, she was CIS blondie wearing all green and danced liked fire. She was wearing a short green dress, green bra, green hand bag and green sandal, I asked her if her panties are green and she said she isn't wearing one! To which me and the gentleman Hi 5 ed.

He was kind enough to give me tips on some of the lonely sitting girls and recommended a girl which was slightly bulkier and his words were "she is extreme" I didn't feel any vibes coming from her, but he did approach a few girls for me and said "meet my friend, he is new in AD" which was a good ice breaker. Finally after giving up I excused and moved to a corner. Another monger was brokering a deal with a hottie, she was wearing short jeans and a loose shirt with a cleavage, all I heard was "do you give BJ" she said yes and off they went. Half hour later the girl was back, I'm assuming she was rip off or the deal didn't go through in the room.

I finally took a chair and sat down, an average looking gal Diana from Uzbekistan came and introduced herself, my new AD friend came and said take good care of him as I'm new. I felt like I was now a celebrity at Illusions. Diana and I talk but I'm not feeling her at all, we danced a few songs but then I start eyeing another fine looking girl with a spinner type body who was brushed off from a table we maintained eye contact and she didn't come by. I went back to Diana and asked tried to seal the deal for 1000 and she wouldn't go below 1500. Diana seemed in her late 20's with slight cushion for pushin, which I didn't mind. Small tits too which is ok for me and she did kiss. The only drawback is when she spoke it felt like I was speaking to someone with a down syndrome. Her Arabic was much better than her English and even though she has been in UAE for about 5 years (according to her) I asked her if BJ without condom and she got angry that I wanted sex without condom. After a few tries she got what I meant. "oooooh you mean suck" yes suck no condom. Phew! Deal was sealed for 1000.

About to get a drink for my "new friend" and he is off with his girl, definitely doing to take her next time I'm there and if she is there. As I leave the club, I thought the bouncer will stop us but no, he called the elevator for me, so the hotel is green but what about registering Diana? Seems like they don't care. "Fuck me, forgot to negotiate time, thought I'll do it in the room".

Drama started in the room, forgot to clean out the minibar, she wants beer, I have a bottle of Chivas, she is adamant that she wants beer. Finally convinced her to go for Chivas. Got some talking done, she wanted music and we danced for about an hour, good times. Time was around 2:30 and she said she will leave around 6, I told her if she will leave at 6, then give me the money back and she can leave now. She got angry about my behaviour with her and this is completely my mistake, next time I'll make a list on my phone of things to negotiate before going to the room oh well. Lesson learned for using small head.

She said if I give good "baksheesh" (tip) she will stay with me till the morning, Agreed! She laughed and said "good baksheesh, not 10 dhs" I said don't worry. After a few drinks, back at dancing the kissing, undressing, sucking, fucking began to a whole next level. She was on fire, phone call interruptions were annoying where at one point her friend came to take money. She asked me again "good baksheesh" I said yes for the love of god. Back to our fucking and round one was condom off and unloaded on her tits. Followed by a few smokes, a drink and round two and we slept.

In the morning about 8 I see her walking to the bathroom, and once she is back I go fresh up, come back put the condom on and surprise "sex" she kind of liked it, we kept going for good 20 minutes and back to sleep. At around 10 am I hear sound coming from the dressing table and when I get up to see I feel down after what I saw, it was basically Diana dressed up in Abaya and I had thought some LE lady had raided my room. I instantly got another woody, and told Diana frankly that her "baksheesh" is going to be good, all she has to do is undress, come wearing the Abaya for which I will pay her 250 and I knew she would upsell because she is all ready now, so we agreed on baksheesh for 300. She went to the bath room came wearing nothing but Abaya, heels and face covered in Niqab and horny bastard me didn't bother taking the abaya off and kept doggying her in it. Gave her 325 and off she went, if I hadn't seen the Abaya my tip was going to be 100 only for her. Also I thought the Abaya rule was for Sharjah but I'm guessing its to be safe in AUH as well?

Fun times in AUH and I might try to hobby here more often, as Dubai scene is becoming a fantasy than reality.

[Caizhjivan]

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[Khundig]

Long time lurker, always a bit nervous about posting, but here goes. Been living in AD for 1+ years. I started checking out the WG bar scene + AMP scene around town. I think that, unlike a lot of the mongers on here, I've got two things going against me: I'm younger and not in great physical shape. The first thing makes a lot of WG's at bars (save for the PRCs who will jump at anything with a why chromosome) not too interested. Even thought I make a good salary. The second means that I have very little bargaining room. I've read countless AARs here and. Again, maybe I'm just a bad negotiator. I've never been able to get some of the steals that have been described on this board. What do I mean? I mean that even at the Ally Pally, not a single PRC that solicited me (and that's how it works there. From the moment you walk in) was willing to even talk for less than 600-700 AED for ST! I had this one experience where I walked in to the Ally Pally and THREE PRCs wouldn't leave me alone and insisted I take all three. They wanted 2500 for the three of them. Yeah, right. 2500 for three Russians. Yeah, I'd probably go for that. But PRCs? Give me a break. I negotiated them down to 1800, but still. That's way more than it ever should be.

So, needless to say, I steer clear of the bar scene these days. I'm not trying to say I'm racist, but I don't like PRCs or Africans much anyway. If I were to go for a WG, I'd go for a Russian / Ukrainian / Iranian or Arab (I know, small pickings). However, given my shortfalls, it doesn't appear that this is feasible. At least not for an affordable price. Plus. I would need to get a hotel room, because my apartment security is like Fort Knox and a lot of my work colleagues live in the same building as me.

What this means is that I've pretty much resolved myself to the AMP scene. It's considerably cheaper, the outcome is generally the same, and if I choose properly I also get a good massage out of it. I've explored a number of the places on this board. Sometimes my experiences are similar and sometimes they are different. For example, everyone raves about how great the 19th floor spa is. I went there once and there was not even a hint of any extras. Will not repeat. There are some other places. Like the place near Corniche Hospital. Where the experience is hit or miss. First time there, no extras. Second time, great extras. Third and fourth, no dice. Will not repeat.

I've tried to find the place with the name of a mythical bird, but google maps and their own website are not very helpful. Plus, parking in that area is a nightmare. Given the lack of looks and good massage skills, perhaps it's for the best.

For me, the two most reliable spots are near the Souk Central Market. One is on Airport Rd. Between Hamdan and Khalifa (on the right, going north toward the Corniche). This one is 200 AED and extras really depend on the masseuse (Thais are generally a go and Flips not). The other is the popular one behind the Du building. This was hard for me to find at first because the directions on this website are often convoluted. What the hell does "opposite" mean? To me, it means across the street. Well, the place behind Du is not across the street. It is in the block of buildings behind Du and the Souk. If you walk along that main Road (forgot the name. It's the one that connects hamdan and khalifa one block east of Airport Rd) you will see the name and phone number of the building near the Liwa Exchange.

So, why this place? Well, it's cheap. Walk-in price is 140 AED. I've had five massages there and all were excellent. Even if there were no extras, it would be worth it. The facility is a bit run down, but the staff is good. No lookers there, but all good at massage and they most certainly offer extras. Now, HJ is +300 AED. I know some here balk at that, but hear me out. The net cost to you is 440 AED. Many of these other places are 225/250 + 200 for extras. So the price works out the same in the end. The other thing is that they don't rush. They take their time. I am a quick one, and they recognize that so they back off.

Again, no real lookers, a bit run down, but a damn good massage and very good technique. I don't think other extras are available, though the friend of my preferred masseuse texted me after I left last time. It was a lot of unintelligible Engrish, but I think the lady was asking me if I wanted a 'date. '.

Anyhow, that's all for now. More to come.

To be honest, I find this very strange. A HJ for 300 AED? Are you out of your mind? There are places in Abu Dhabi where you get a good massage and full service for 300 AED plus tips (not more than 100).

But maybe be better I keep that for me and you continue to spend a fortune on HJ's.

[Awakaman]

I have made one journey into the Ally Pally and left totally unimpressed and ripped off. I was immediately hit on by a couple of PRC's, Mimi and Shan. They were both older, I. E. , early 30's, (but hey I'm older). Shan was a cute little spinner but had limited English skills and Mimi did much of the talking. Mimi wasn't bad so long as she kept her mouth closed. Big horsey teeth that did nothing for me. They were quite insistent that I needed a threesome to "relax". Eventually, I relented and agreed to 400 Dh apiece (with more if I was happy) which was more than I wanted to spend but it was a moment of weakness. We got up to the room and they began to undress then Mimi got a text. There was lots of back and forth between the two and then Mimi said she had another customer who was paying more but that Shan would take good care of me. I was ticked, but what was I going to do call the department of consumer affairs?

Of the two I was happy that it was Shan that remained. Looked even better sans clothing. Very petite with small breasts but that my thing. We took a shower and She stayed for the next 3 hours and amazingly I had 3 pops. Eventually after a couple of telephone calls she asked if she could leave and was very sweet and I being spent and the lack of communication I said sure.

I would definitely repeat with Shan. But beware of Mimi the horse toothed hooker since she is definitely bait and switch. My fault for paying all up front.

My recommendation is to go to Dubai AMPs and find yourself some favorites. They truly appreciate repeat business and they will show their gratitude. For example, the legendary Lina treats you like a king, remembers your likes and dislikes and doesn't even ask for a tip. Which of course makes you want to give her more than you normally would. Don't worry about being out of shape. I'm a rotund, to say the least, but a regular that pays and treats them well blinds them to your age and shape.

Long time lurker, always a bit nervous about posting, but here goes. Been living in AD for 1+ years. I started checking out the WG bar scene + AMP scene around town. I think that, unlike a lot of the mongers on here, I've got two things going against me: I'm younger and not in great physical shape. The first thing makes a lot of WG's at bars (save for the PRCs who will jump at anything with a why chromosome) not too interested. Even thought I make a good salary. The second means that I have very little bargaining room. I've read countless AARs here and. Again, maybe I'm just a bad negotiator. I've never been able to get some of the steals that have been described on this board. What do I mean? I mean that even at the Ally Pally, not a single PRC that solicited me (and that's how it works there. From the moment you walk in) was willing to even talk for less than 600-700 AED for ST! I had this one experience where I walked in to the Ally Pally and THREE PRCs wouldn't leave me alone and insisted I take all three. They wanted 2500 for the three of them. Yeah, right. 2500 for three Russians. Yeah, I'd probably go for that. But PRCs? Give me a break. I negotiated them down to 1800, but still. That's way more than it ever should be.

[Simultaneous]

I popped into the above spa just off Salaam Street and near Kia Motors last Thursday. Booked a Thai lady called Anna as a recommended lady who I have yet to try wasn't available.

Anna's pretty good with massage, not an expert but she knows how to make you relax. After about 20 mins of nice oil massage she asked if I wanted the special like last time. I offered her 200 extra as I've been with her before and came pretty close to a BJ and possibly more. It was a while ago and although she stripped down to her knickers and rubbed me everywhere there was nothing beyond a HJ. Which was still more than acceptable. After finishing she cleaned up (each room of the spa has a little sink and shower room which is handy) and massaged me more until the time was up which was a nice touch. Too many hurry you out after you pop.

I will try the other girls there before I make it my regular spot so expect more reports. I'm happy to share on PM with regular contributors.

Massage: 7. 5/10.

Girl: 6. 5/10.

Extras: 7/10.

Not comparable to Dubai's choice but so far one of the best I've been to in AD.

S.

[Eric T]

Hey all! I hope you all are getting your requisite fun.
I've been very inactive for a while due to various reasons main one being that I have no overnight access here or Dxb and lack of opportunity here in the afternoon time cept AMPs. Last 2 times being in the month of May when I was lucky enough to get an off-the-radar afternoons. Thought about the DU building vs Salam st AMPs and decided for this blue blooded one simply because the VIP rooms are nice and clean compared to the curtained partitions of the other place.

Part 3
Learning from my previous times I figured I wouldn't go with a seasoned masseur but one who is new. This surely paid off.
Called in 1 hour in advance and booked my usual VIP room 90 minutes for 300 AED and also asked if there were any new ones and was informed that 2 new Thais are in. This was a good idea as previously I had had to wait in the dreaded cramped waiting area and it was so uncomfortable to see other johns coming and going. Upon reaching I was shown Helen and Mary. Helen was more busty but Mary seemed to be in demand and was the busier one.

Something told me that if Helen had been idle, that meant that no one had picked her (either due to previous bad service or some such) and Mary had pre-booked slots so this newbie was already in demand!

The session started and massage was good and she constantly sought feedback on different areas and level of hardness although not annoyingly so. In the final 20 minutes 'the talk' was initiated and I was told of the usual 200 HJ. I said no deal I can shag myself for free! I countered that for 200 I wanted a BBBJ with full access and removed clothing and non of that 'stuff your hand in and feel it that way'. She was very scared and nervous I could tell, but my gentlemanly charms kept her from saying no. Finally after many promises and assurances she agreed but asked for 300.

I said why not 400 for FS? She asks if I had a condom! Damn this was unexpected! I figured she was game but I had none so we had to defer that activity to next time.

An overpayment of 300 (which I considered an investment for FS next time) for a nice BBBJ and CIM (which she didn't swallow but let me finish without abruptly stopping). Full access as shirt was taken off but bra slipped up only. Nice soft body. Nice finish. I left a happy man for once from this establishment.

Note: She told me a lot about how this management keeps them so locked up. No days off and work for up to 14 hours a day! She was all for meeting clients on her free time for FS but had no free days.

Part 4
Couple of weeks later I booked Mary for 90 minutes VIP, 300 AED. Good massage followed. This time in the last 30 minutes she knew what she had promised so I reminded her of the deal: FS!
She asked if I had a rubber. Yes I did!
She pulled all the stops like checking the door, plugging the key hole with tissue, request to make no fking noises.
She fully disrobed and a very nice albeit quite FS session was had. I paid her 400 AED. At this point she told me that she is leaving the current slave herding management and will come back to AD soon. To each silver lining there is cloud or what! But she took my digits and said she will contact me when she is back under some better management. (last time she wouldn't and said that she wasnt allowed a cell phone, so perhaps the breakaway plan was in full swing).

I left with mixed feelings of today's satisfaction and future uncertainty. Who is to say she would be back, or in AD for that matter and not in dxb? We'll see... my takeaway for the future is to take the new girl at AMPs. They will try hard to make you a regular and if you get what you want, stick to her and you will get better service each time.

Note: Some of you will rightly think I overpay but given my circumstances I don't mind and with the minimal instances of my ventures, I am certainly not spoiling the market for anyone. So no flames on this matter thank you very much.

Cheers!
Eric T

[DrInTheDesert]

Long time lurker, always a bit nervous about posting, but here goes. Been living in AD for 1+ years. I started checking out the WG bar scene + AMP scene around town. I think that, unlike a lot of the mongers on here, I've got two things going against me: I'm younger and not in great physical shape. The first thing makes a lot of WG's at bars (save for the PRCs who will jump at anything with a why chromosome) not too interested. Even thought I make a good salary. The second means that I have very little bargaining room. I've read countless AARs here and. Again, maybe I'm just a bad negotiator. I've never been able to get some of the steals that have been described on this board. What do I mean? I mean that even at the Ally Pally, not a single PRC that solicited me (and that's how it works there. From the moment you walk in) was willing to even talk for less than 600-700 AED for ST! I had this one experience where I walked in to the Ally Pally and THREE PRCs wouldn't leave me alone and insisted I take all three. They wanted 2500 for the three of them. Yeah, right. 2500 for three Russians. Yeah, I'd probably go for that. But PRCs? Give me a break. I negotiated them down to 1800, but still. That's way more than it ever should be.

So, needless to say, I steer clear of the bar scene these days. I'm not trying to say I'm racist, but I don't like PRCs or Africans much anyway. If I were to go for a WG, I'd go for a Russian / Ukrainian / Iranian or Arab (I know, small pickings). However, given my shortfalls, it doesn't appear that this is feasible. At least not for an affordable price. Plus. I would need to get a hotel room, because my apartment security is like Fort Knox and a lot of my work colleagues live in the same building as me.

What this means is that I've pretty much resolved myself to the AMP scene. It's considerably cheaper, the outcome is generally the same, and if I choose properly I also get a good massage out of it. I've explored a number of the places on this board. Sometimes my experiences are similar and sometimes they are different. For example, everyone raves about how great the 19th floor spa is. I went there once and there was not even a hint of any extras. Will not repeat. There are some other places. Like the place near Corniche Hospital. Where the experience is hit or miss. First time there, no extras. Second time, great extras. Third and fourth, no dice. Will not repeat.

I've tried to find the place with the name of a mythical bird, but google maps and their own website are not very helpful. Plus, parking in that area is a nightmare. Given the lack of looks and good massage skills, perhaps it's for the best.

For me, the two most reliable spots are near the Souk Central Market. One is on Airport Rd. Between Hamdan and Khalifa (on the right, going north toward the Corniche). This one is 200 AED and extras really depend on the masseuse (Thais are generally a go and Flips not). The other is the popular one behind the Du building. This was hard for me to find at first because the directions on this website are often convoluted. What the hell does "opposite" mean? To me, it means across the street. Well, the place behind Du is not across the street. It is in the block of buildings behind Du and the Souk. If you walk along that main Road (forgot the name. It's the one that connects hamdan and khalifa one block east of Airport Rd) you will see the name and phone number of the building near the Liwa Exchange.

So, why this place? Well, it's cheap. Walk-in price is 140 AED. I've had five massages there and all were excellent. Even if there were no extras, it would be worth it. The facility is a bit run down, but the staff is good. No lookers there, but all good at massage and they most certainly offer extras. Now, HJ is +300 AED. I know some here balk at that, but hear me out. The net cost to you is 440 AED. Many of these other places are 225/250 + 200 for extras. So the price works out the same in the end. The other thing is that they don't rush. They take their time. I am a quick one, and they recognize that so they back off.

Again, no real lookers, a bit run down, but a damn good massage and very good technique. I don't think other extras are available, though the friend of my preferred masseuse texted me after I left last time. It was a lot of unintelligible Engrish, but I think the lady was asking me if I wanted a 'date. '.

Anyhow, that's all for now. More to come.

[DaveOnNet]

Hi All.

It has been sometime finding worthwhile to share in AUH forum. Got to know of the new genuine massage center in a mezzanine floor of a residential apartment. Went on a weekday at 4 pm and had choice of 2 PRCs and 2 Thais and choose a PRC. Proper massage table and wooden doors with lock facility which gave hint of extras. Tested the waters by asking why no other African girls and she asked why and I said I generally get to see them in Dubai parlours and she asks me you go to Dubai for massage and I said yes since I get good massage with particularly good at one certain part. She laughs and says I also give. I'm like here you go. Then she says how much and I say 100 and she says no BJ but I give one in beginning and one after massage. I'm now like wawhh that's a good deal. So found a value deal for 2 shags.

Massage: 7.

HJ Technique: 6.

English: 6.

Ambience: 6.

Cost: 120 + 100.

As usual contact details for forum contributors only. Others please don't waste time by PM rather explore and post FRs.

[Snow1998]

Recently moved here for work. Have some time on the weekend and, just for fun, did a google with "massage abu dhabi. " A bunch of websites showed up. Further digging around found a website run by a PRC girl name Jenny. Some more checking found a match with her name and phone number on some old MR listing. That's a sign she is probably legit and safe. Took a chance and call her. She did not dissappoint. The following were my take in the month of May.

Untill next time.

Great first report and some fine investigative googling work. This is the kind of work well appreciated in ISG instead of the first timers asking questions or sending PMs for information from zero posters. You have said how you found it and followed up with a description of the individual girls as well leaving nothing out. (insert thumbs up and clapping emoticon).

[NguyetLang]

Recently moved here for work. Have some time on the weekend and, just for fun, did a google with "massage abu dhabi. " A bunch of websites showed up. Further digging around found a website run by a PRC girl name Jenny. Some more checking found a match with her name and phone number on some old MR listing. That's a sign she is probably legit and safe. Took a chance and call her. She did not dissappoint. The following were my take in the month of May. All the girls are from Asia. Incall 400-500. Outcall to your hotel 600 AED plus taxi. Tips are optional, not required. I have only done ST, you probably can get LT for 800-1000 (just my guess).

The first night I asked for an outcall. They sent Lisa (said she was from Bej.). She was about 6-7 out of 10. Light moans. Somewhat passive and submissive. I had an intense release in mish position, pumping furiously while deep kissing the girl.

The second night asked for a new girl, just for experience. Mimi (from HongK.) came over. Mimi was younger and better looking, but more aggressive. I was taken aback a little, but still very happy at the end.

The third nigh asked for yet a new girl and Jenny delivered. Marie (said she was from K but perhaps more like Northern PRC) similar experience as with Lisa. Guess I like the submissive type.

So the first weekend was pretty lucky and happy. I remember saying to myself "I like this town! The following week came with similar results.

On Friday Sophia was sent. On the look department, Sophia (also from Bej.) was perhaps the best out of the seven ladies I experienced with this agency. Slim and fit. I would give her 7-8 out of 10. Happiest night so far.

Saturday, another good experience with Katie (said from Schez.), about same experience as with Lisa, and I was a pretty happy camper. The following night I forgot to ask for a new girl so they sent Katie again. Since I was happy with her, I did not send her back (she sensed the look on my face and offered to call the boss for an exchange). Even if the thought had crossed my mind, how could I do such a thing to a nice girl like that. I said no and she embraced me with gratitude. We went in to DFK and progressed from there. The second time was definitely better.

The third week started out with Ingrid (said from Dali.). She is about same level on the look as Sophia, just a couple year older (still young, perhaps 25-27). The only thing that ticked me off was that she demanded higher price, 1000 AED. I did not want to argue, especially after she was already in the room, so I let it go, perhaps the worst experience so far, only the money. All other things were great! No complaint about her look or service.

The following night I was so concentrate on making sure we agree on price 600 for outcall, I forgot again to ask for a new girl, so Mimi came over. Similar to the previous experience with Katie, these girls seem pretty sensitive and can read expression on my face. Also asked if I want another girl. I ended up keeping her and, again, the second time was definitely better. She was aiming to please!

On the last night, I decided to try their incall for 500 (versus 600 for outcall), just curious. I have to say that the saving of 100 AED was definitely not worth it. The room was far below my hotel room. I ended up with Sasha (from Nanj.). She was not as good as the previous girls (older and a bit plumper). I was still pretty satisfied (plump = great doggy). However, I think I will stick with outcall to my hotel room.

Untill next time.

[ChelseaBill]

Leila.

God. Talk about a weak spot. Leila.

Leila is petite and curvaceous with a simple beautiful face. Leila dresses unbelievable classy. The boys line up and hit on Leila. Leila turns them away one by one. Well, she's got and oozes what virtually every swinging dick wants.

I'm just watching Leila bat off the boys. She sees me clocking her and briefly, yes, briefly, smiles and then gets down to the normal business of batting off the boys. A little Pakistani (smaller than 5' tall for sure) or guy from the Subcontinent tries his luck. Wow! He certainly has got some minerals. Probably the Jack Russell syndrome. Nonetheless, I am in ware of his courageous attempt at which Leila fends off. Ok. Time for me to be taken down a peg or two. My turn. I ask what I would have to do to have the pleasure of such a beautiful lady's company for a few hours. I cracked it. Apparently, Leila prefers 'mature gentleman' She had noticed that I didn't smoke, didn't drink beer. What did I do for fun? To which I replied 'beautiful and sophisticated ladies'.

Leila came back to Reem Island for a 1000 all nighted session. Those that know me know I no longer go for all nighters as the sequels are usually a disappointment. However, I was so besotted with Leila, that I would have shelled out the 1000 for short time even.

On the battle field, Leila initiated a covered BJ. What f*cking use is a covered BJ at my less then sensitive age? However, I didn't discourage her as she seemed to be quite keen. Now gents, I'm not bragging, but I have been a serious, addictive monger since moving to Bangkok in 2002.4-5 women a week. You get the picture, right? The covered BJ given by Leila far surpassed any BBBJ I have ever had. Unbelievable! My mind is racing. What would it be like without the damned rubber? Christ! Is this what I've been missing all these years or is this just exceptional. I now am a convert to a lover of BJs! I had to ask Leila to stop. I was on the brink of shooting my load and these days, it takes me too long to recover if I don't have a nap. Plus, the main course was to come. I just want to pound this little beauty into a screaming submissive orgasm.

Leila didn't want me to go down on her. Too sensitive. We started the horizontal tango with me putting her legs over my shoulders and fucking her like a bunny for a good ten minutes. Slowing down, every position imaginable. I wanted to shoot my load and had to hold back as my lady hadn't 'finished' yet. Leila told me that it was rare for her to finish. (Obviously gets a pounding every night). Well, that was my challenge. I found the spot and asked her what she liked best. Unfortunately for me, it was hard, fast and deep. I had to play bunny if I was to make her come. How would this be possible as she was stunning and had that unique gift of being able to contract and release her box. Ie. Squeeze the little guy rhythmically. This girl had it all, looks, technique. The only thing was she didn't let me eat her (yet! I put a pillow under her arse, legs up over my shoulders and started to pump her, full lengths, gradually increasing the tempo until I was hammering her like a bunny. Leila's moaning and getting excited (How the hell am I going to stop myself coming before her? Unbelievable. Stunning. Noisy. I had to start thinking of Chelsea losing to Tottenham, my ex-American wife bitching at me. When was the last time I washed my car. Still hammering away, I tell Leila to "Come! "Finish! "Leila, COME! Leila replies, "Yeeeessss. ! and starts yelling and coming given me implied permission to hit the vinegar strokes finally! Christ, I had just played with the weights in the gym for an hour and ran 8 kms. I was f*cked! Literally! But thank God, I do go to the gym 5 times a week and have reasonable stamina and cardio-vascular abilities.

I had fallen in love. What a prick. Golden rule of mongering is not to fall. My mentors in BKK would be turning in their graves or chucking their Viagra down the crapper in disbelief. Leila was there. Lying there panting, sweating, shaking. She had just had an intense orgasm. Something she, apparently, couldn't remember the last time. Why? Well, customers normally only last a few minutes with her. A quick turnaround of customers is good whoring business. Throughput, turnover.

I loved the feeling of conquest and was like a school kid. I wanted more. I wanted Leila to want me. In the car, Leila said she wanted to see me again. As a friend, as a lover, as a customer if necessary. Damn. This is dangerous. She had already got a pair of new trousers I bought that day from Tommy Bahama and promised to take them up (hems). . She'd call me when she had taken the trousers up. Probably Tuesday / Wednesday. So damned long I thought. Play cool. This is dangerous. This is playing with fire.

Tuesday came and Leila called me. The trousers were ready. Would I go and pick them up? Sure! 18:00 hrs or so and then perhaps we could come back to my gaff? No response. Ah well! 18:00 hrs, outside her place. She comes out in mufti. Looked great in a long flowing Uzbek skirt and low cut T shirt. Those tits. Oh those tits. Leila gave me the trousers neatly hemmed and wouldn't take any money. Her gift! Great, Thanks! See'Mon., jump in the car! Let's go. No. Cannot. Eh? Tired. Leila didn't answer the phone or respond to any of my SMS. WTF? I saw Leila in 49 ers. Stunning as usual. Smiles, grins and giggles. What's going on? Can I have the pleasure elf you again? When? Tonight? Apparently not. Eh? Leila is here to work and not to fall in love. She has always wanted a man who she was attracted to, could take care of her financially and physically. Someone who thought she was beautiful, etc. She never has had the combination of the 3 attributes, so, it would be too cruel. (She knows I'm married, etc). But we can still be good friends. Yeah, right. What the f*ck am I going to do with a friend that I just want f*ck stupid all the time.

Watch this space mongers. I haven't given up as I want to eat that tight little pussy.

Looks - 10.

Body - 10.

GFE - 10.

Cost - 1000 AEDs all night (800 short time if in Dana Hotel).

Amazing that ben a hardened monger can fall foul of emotions when it comes to a wench, eh?

[ChelseaBill]

A true, trim beauty was spotted. Eye contact and smiles avoided (as is customary in comparison with Thais and PRCs). Nonetheless, I was going to have this girl.

The vision came and stood next to me. I made a comment and received a wry smile. I tried again, this time with a little Russian stumped up from my Cold War training. Nothing. Not even a grunt. OK. She is stunning, probably doesn't want to be hit on by a mid 50's guy. Damn.

The following Thursday I had another go. This time, same-same. Wry smile and nothing else.

Tuesday night after the gym, I decide to swing by to have the customary red wine. The vision is there as was another crotch-rocket (Melissa) who I had also had the pleasure of a few weeks earlier. Melissa came over to say Hello, and try her luck again. During the polite conversation Melissa must have noticed the drool escaping from the corner of my mouth as The Vision was standing only a few feet in front of us. Melissa, being a good egg, asked me why I didn't go hit on The Vision to which I replied The Vision wasn't interested as I had already tried a couple of times. Now Melissa is a clever little tart, speaks many languages fluently (apparently) and educated me that The Vision's name was Alyssia and Alyssia was from Uzbekistan. . Nice to know, but of not much use or interest as I surely wasn't going to get up her. Melissa told me that young Alyssia (23 yrs old) no speakie English. I thanked Melissa for her input and informed her that I 'put par rooskie' to The Vision and still got nowhere. Not surprising, apparently, as Alyssia no speakie Rooskie! Eh? Uzbekistan no speakie Russian? Not possible. Melissa, bless her, was very quick to point out that whilst Russian was mandatory at school 'during my time' but as a token revolt from the big Russian Bear, Russian is barely taught anymore in the countryside schools of Uzbekistan. So, how was my Uzbek? Hah! Non-existent! Melissa called The Vision over and they yakked in Uzbek. The Vision's face was softening and generally lighting up. Melissa played interpreter for a while and a few minutes later, The Vision and I were in my Ford jalopy heading off to my bijou accommodation in Reem Island.

Wow. Alyssia, aka The Vision, is a f*ck and half. This girl is vocal, a screamer, and multi-orgasmic, if not constantly on the noisy-brink. Alyssia only charges AED 500 for short time (which in my case is 2 hrs). I have donated several 500's to my current favourite charity and surely have promoted Uzbek. Anglo relations to an all time high. Phenominal. This is what life is all about!

Looks - 9.

GFE - 10.

Vocals - 10.

Wow.

[ChelseaBill]

A cutie that co-habitats with Mariam, is Erica.

Erica, being a trained lawyer from Bishkek, looks and dresses the part. Looks good in anything, demure and with an outgoing personality once you've cracked the ice. Quite a head turner. The downside, whilst she likes it, she is not very vocal at all. Hey, I'm in my 50's and need to 'hear' the genuine appreciation of my physical efforts!

Erica expects 600-800 short time.

Looks - 8.

Passion - 7.

GFE - 9.

[ChelseaBill]

Greetings!

As readers will be aware, my preferred delicacy is SE Asian. However, I thought it had been a long time since I had been with a white woman. I decided to take on the crowd and smoke of 49 ers, just for a change.

Being a Sukhumvit (Bangkok) and veteran of many years of living in Thailand and more recently, here in the dust, playing with a small selection of PRCs, I had forgotten how differently the age is played by the Stans. The first Stan introduction was with Mariam. A really cute face, very nice body and once approached and engaged. A sweet personality. Mariam is a slow burn, gentle and quiet ride. Her breasts are way up their with the best of them. Her labia are large and 'outstanding' - she loves to be eaten. Now please note, Mariam is a little shyer than the average bear, and certainly pretty quiet with low moans. She doesn't go short time for anything less than 700 and expects 1000 for all night.

Looks - 8.

Entertainment value - 7.

Warmth / GFE - 9.

Labia - 10.

[McBlack]

Top floor (marked as SP on the elevator) has the Blueline bar. 3 draft beers will cost you 76 aed or less if it's not Mexican style.

The bar has nice views of the city if you choose to sit by one of 5 window areas.

The music more often than not plays softly which for me is a plus. For most of the time you will find that you are one of a handful of patrons. Even on weekends when it is fairly busy, you will almost always find a window seat.

Now although this joint is green this is not a place you go to hunt. This is a place you bring what you have already hunted. There are no WG's here simply because it's a chilled out environment that doesn't attract them.

Last weekend I booked a room here for the first time. It cost me 270 dirham's on booking. Com and a total of 315 dirham's after taxes. I made the booking around 6 pm, I checked into reception at 10 pm. They had my reservation when I arrived and I didn't need to bring the booking. Com reservation as they could trace it through my ID.

(Note that the cost of the room directly through the hotel is 200 to 300 more than what it cost on bookings. Com).

The registration was straightforward and I was given 2 room access cards even though was alone. (I'd reserved for 2 guests).

The room was surprisingly exceptional. Very spacious, comfortable bed with a separate shower and bath.

Called one of the girl's I know to join me at the bar for drinks. She has an amazing body pretty face, she speaka the english and best of all she has the personality to go with it. Every once in a while when you're mongering you meet those gems that are keepers. This girl has got class and style. You could take her out and shell dress for the occasion. She knows when to turn it on and when to turn it off.

Anyways she came up to the top floor without any hassles. We had drinks till the bar closed at 1 am. (Closes early) Straight from the bar to the elevator to the room for full night of loving and exploring various positions none of which I had to instigate. (didn't try anal).

(Note that it's not necessary to sneak in that way because you can both check in from the get go with no questions asked provided I. The is available.

Oryx Hotel is Green.