Abu Dhabi

[MrSkeeperNut]

Been to this place myself and had the same girl if memory serves me right. She was cutish, but a bit old too? Hair style was a bob cut.

Interesting that she was making chit chat with you, she didn't seem to understand a word of English when I was there which made for an awkward ambiance. She didn't even seem to understand what I was saying when I said I would pay 100 for extras.

All in all I found it a bit disappointing, however I hear the Thai girl is better looking and provides a better service.

Interesting Funrope, is there possibility that the two prc girls are using the same name? She told me that there are 2 prc girls there and 2 Thai. I would make her around 25-30, her hair was bob cat, and she was chatty, full of questions, she admited she didn't understood everything I said and I had to rephrase some times. But overall not too bad considering she was asking all the questions, except if was deceived. Its possible that every time she didn't understand me she said "you are crazy" hmmm maybe it makes sence. LOL.

Anyway probably the same girl.

[FunRope]

I wonder if other comrades perhaps have any other girls or advice to recomend in the same place that may alter the experience.

Been to this place myself and had the same girl if memory serves me right. She was cutish, but a bit old too? Hair style was a bob cut.

Interesting that she was making chit chat with you, she didn't seem to understand a word of English when I was there which made for an awkward ambiance. She didn't even seem to understand what I was saying when I said I would pay 100 for extras.

All in all I found it a bit disappointing, however I hear the Thai girl is better looking and provides a better service.

[MrSkeeperNut]

Dear comrades,

I visited the AMP refered to as the "Behind the KIA". Arrived there late afternoon, took me 10 minutes to find a parking spot, but I made it. Walked in a small reception area, was asked if I had an apointment to which I answered "no". Damage 170 for one hour. PRC girl was siting in the sofa playing with her phone so she was immediately allocated to me. Very slim body, cute phase, no ass, unremarkable but not off putting. Went into the small room where I was asked to undress and lie down on the massage bench provided. (my first AMP with extras that has a bench, all the others I visited have a mattress on the floor). Clean facilities but a bit depressing in ambiance, noticed the door has a little glass window that is see through where the room number is, so one does not need to open the door to look inside.

Girl came in, her name Lulu, started unremarkable massage on the back while chit chat in broken english, good effort though. She got better when she was massaging the legs, I enjoyed the massage on the legs. Her hands are delicate but rough on theskin, probably working the fields or manual labor before becoming a "masseuse" so people who are looking for a soft touch be aware. Chit chat flirt, flirt, and after several "You are crazy" which is her favorite expression. She popped the question on extras before I flipped over, only HJ on the menu, negotiated for 200 but I stood ground and 100 it is.

She started playing with the jewels before I flipped over and the anus and she was quite good in teasing. Turned over, unbuttoned the uniform that was the worst kind og acrilic known to man, and she revelead her small but perky breasts. Nice to suck but certainly no titjob material, not that a titjob was offered anyway. The she started jerking me but no b2 be or anything like that, tried to access the muffin but the acrilic material was so tight around her waust that it could pass for a virginity belt in medieval times. Tried to play with the muffin on top of the uniform but the cloth was so hard and tight that except some fake moaning and a few "you are crazy" didn't feel I was achieving something so I gave up (even during ejaculation she was calling me "crazy". Still haven't figured out how ejaculation as a result of a handjob makes me crazy). Naturally I ejaculated after a while, but the moment it happened I wanted to get out of there.

I resisted the urge and continued chit chat, laughing, flirting and received the rest of the massage she owed me. I think she liked me because she was asking if I had girlfiriend and if I want to meet outside but didn't oblige, even if I wanted I wouldn't be since as stated before I am an AMP only guy at the moment.

WIR? No.

I much prefered the other two experiences I had one in Dubai and one in abu dhabi both of which had mattress on the floor, and more "sex like" experience than this. Plus the girls were better.

AMP Ambiance (including building, location, parking experience): 5.

Girl: 6

Massage: 6

Extras: 5.5

I wonder if other comrades perhaps have any other girls or advice to recomend in the same place that may alter the experience.

[Ejakulator79]

Sorry mate, I don't keep tabs on who works at what time. I just rock up and see what's on offer.

Forgot to mention that I was there on a Friday afternoon. Maybe Paula is just the weekend substitute and better talent is available during the week.

Cheers,

Ejak

[Irish Hunter]

I finally got a chance to try the AMP close to the Zayed Uni in town. Special thanks to DaveOnNet and Snow1998 for the directions.

As described before, the joint is on the mezzanini floor of a residential building. It looks a bit jaded as most of these apartment buildings in the area are probably 30 or 40 years old. Massage cost was 120/ hr and I was assigned a PRC lass by the woman on reception (wasn't given a choice). I can't remember the girl's name but I think she was the same one that DaveOnNet mentions as she worked in Dubai previously and offers two HJs in the same session. The massage was fine, but the room was quite bright due to the flimsy curtains, and the construction noise from right outside the window was annoying.

She insisted I put on the blue shorts, but had her hands right down my ass crack from the get go. On the flip she took the blue shorts off and went straight into HJ with no tip negotiation, but only smiled when I asked for a BJ (the smile being a polite 'no' ah well, maybe next time. She was happy for me to finger her pussy and ass whilst she was stroking the meat and veg. After I blew she continued the massage and then went into round 2 about 15 minutes later. This time, her undies were on the floor and she came on my fingers whilst her tits were in my face.

Overall, a fine experience and I'll be sure to return to try some of the other girls especially at such a low cost.

Cheers,

IH.

[MrSkeeperNut]

Dear comrades,

As promised I visited the Happy place between Abu Dhabi and Dubai (but on Abu Dhabi Side) to confirm the suspicions I had from the last time I visited (read my first report if you want to catch up). Booked appointment one hour prior to my arrival with no prticular person because still wanted to sample what girls are on offer.

I arrived there on time, very quiet, no other customers on site, like the first time although there where a couple of white landcruisers parked outside indicating a local clientele.

Girl appeared, pettit frame, nice size rack but the clothes wouldn't allow to assess quality. Overally cute. Was led upstairs to a different room from last time but sill quite comfortable, private and with a nice big shower within. Overally the place is very presentable and looks proffesional. A wife going into the reception accidentally wouldn't worry till she sees the girls.

Damage is 250 for an one hour Thai massage. Girl was warm and chatty and cute acting which was pleasant. "Have you been here before?" She asked. "Yes" I replied with confidence, breaking the pattern I established in my previous two experiences. "Are you alone or with family" . Well "Alone" I answered not willing to ruin any chances by accidentally giving a hint of morality.

Routine was the same. She exited the room. I layed on the mattress face down with a large towel covering my middle. She enters the room.

Starts massaging my back. Light to medium pressure. Nothing remarkable. But smooth. So certainly not unpleasant. Five strokes around my waist and the towel is gone. I am now totaly naked with no cover. Well that is a good sign I thought. Not to mention this is not a shy girl.

Massage continues for a while. Chit chat. Flirt. Jokes about her name and how edible it is. Cute and seemingly sencere laughers. Massage around the jewels but not really touching them.

And then she signals me to turn over. She puts no cover or makes no effort to introduce a cover. She starts massaging my thighs. At this point in time I felt this is probably what is like in Thailand. The site of the cute girl massaging me naked brought me to full erection very quickly, at which point she said "wow is big" (I suppose standard AMP compliment, having done some army service once upon a time I know I am the average jo in length maybe a bit more than average on the thickness) and laughed but continue massaging my legs with no offers or touching there.

So I had to ask. And she replied "Yes", I asked what is on the menu, and she said "Depends how much you offer". At this point I am interested in a HJ, or CBJ, but without any protection on me the second one seemed distant. I did though explored the heavier options for the shake of my comrades.

So it turned out to be limited on site with hints of additional outside. Sex? "No" (later she said "not here". I will explain) BJ? "No", So what does she do? Fully naked B2B, or half naked B2B.

I opted for half naked B2B since I didn't want to exchange accidentally ot intentionally body fluids.

The price offered was 500 AED for the half naked service. Now I am known as a not good in "value for money" arrangements individual, and been known to spent (in equipment, cars etc) 500% more for a 10% performance increase so I was quite happy to pay that. Being educated by the forum though I bargained which also is not one of my strong points. Price was agreed at 400 AED. Yes reading the reviews probably the seniors thing I was ripped off, but truth is in the eyes of the beholder, and I was pretty happy with the experience already and stayed so. So maybe in the future after 100 AMPs I look back and laugh at myself that I paid 400 for a hafl naked B2B when there is a Pamela, Linda, Lulu etc out there but for the moment allow me to be happy in my ignorance.

She got paid, really happy (another indication I could get it perhaps for less) and she left the room for an awkard minute, I don't know for what, except that when she returned her hair was up.

And then she undressed.

Holy Crap, this is the nicest pair of full "C" cups on a petit frame I've seen live, porn star quality for sure. I am not sure if they were natural or not since I didn't feel scars or unusual firmness but it is either a blessing of nature or a genius surgeon.

She jumped on top of me, grabbed my hands and put them on her naked boobs and squized, and started rubbing her pussy (still wearing the cotton pijama) in a smoth motion, the she launces her boobs on my face which I started sucking while rubbing her pussy on top of the pijama, at which point she started moaning. I went berserk. Mouth all over, hands all over, more moaning, and saying a "You are a Hot Hot Man" in a cheesy Asian accent.

It was true. I was finally starring in a cheap Asian soft core porn movie.

She said "Do you want me to be fully naked?" Now I didn't explore if this was a friebie or a trigger for extra cost, since I stood my ground. So I said "No because if you get naked. There is nothing to save you. We will have sex" to which she replied "No. No sex. Not here" So here it is comrades. This girl possibly provides outcall services.

After some dry hamping that was very pleasant. She oiled up her magnificent pair and she executed a magnificent spanish job on my fella. To which I was happy to finish and not regret a cent paid. Had a nice shower and headed home.

WIR? Definetelly yes. I will try all the girls. And when I try them all. Then I will repeat the best as an honorary award.

Of course I will keep you posted. My next venture is the KIA AMP in order to widen the sample for comparison purposes, but I will definetelly return to the happy place that definetely feels like home.

Over and out.

P.S. Details on who was the girl, where is the the AMP etc after PM request from Senior members only.

[Irish Hunter]

Gents,

Maybe the Irish Hunter can enlighten us with their working hours.

Sorry mate, I don't keep tabs on who works at what time. I just rock up and see what's on offer.

[Ejakulator79]

My assumption was that experiencing Ramadan during my few weeks of bachelorhood would have been OK, but the reality made for quite grim pickings.


Airport Rd, "Rising from the Ashes" I've been back a few times as it seems to be the only place in AD where a BJ and FS are on offer. I had Linda again and the offer remained the same 100 for HJ, 200 for BBBJ and 300 for FS. Opted for BBBJ and she was naked within 15 minutes of the massage starting. After a while she wanted FS but again I wouldn't do this with her as her fanny is as wide a the grand canal. I had 4 fingers in there with room to spare! Afterwards she mentioned a new girl (Pamela) and that I should try her next time. I suggested a threesome but she pulled a face to say "no way". So, I went back a few days later and had Pamela. I suggested a threesome to Pamela and she told me that Linda is her sister, so that ruled that out. Long story short, Pamela offered the same HJ / BBBJ // FS deal as Linda. I negotiated FS for 200. She is chubby but has award winning tits! Fanny is tighter than Linda's and she likes a finger up her arse!

Have fun,

IH.

Gents,

Encouraged by Hunters report on the "Rising from the Ashes-AMP" it was time to review this parlour. It can be found on the Mezzanine floor next to the gym. Note: During entering a kandura wearing John was about to leave. So venue seems to be known to the local scene as well. Massage is only available for 1 h for 170 AED. Sounds pricy but you have separate rooms incl a shower. Since only 2 girls were on duty I got a plump / fattish chick that claims to be from Thailand and when I asked it took her some time to remember her name "Paula". Massage started with good back massage and continued with legs and tickling of private parts. After 15 min turned around and she asked if towel to cover the big boy is required which I declined with a smiling face. So far everything according to the plan. Complete naked massage and tickling continued. However no clear concept in massage just fondling and no question was raised so I asked for extras. She offered 200 for HJ (FS was not an option but was not my intention with her anyway), I countered with reasonable 100 AED which let her mood drop immediately and the miserable part started. After approx 5-10 min of begging for 200 she added possibility for BBBJ which I agreed immediately to end this tiring bargaining session. BBBJ started but no enthusiasm nor noteworthy skills. Another 5 min passed and Madame started to complain how tired she is and I agreed to continue with HJ only for mentioned lack of skills. Despite this reduction of her scope of work she continued with silly fondling and a "I'm tired, why do you look angry"-attitude. Gave her a friendly but strong reminder on her duties to finish just to get rid of this lousy service. Finally finished and cleaned myself in the shower while she attended with cleaning up the room and continued with strange attitude.

This chick is definitely a no-go for next session and I am not sure if she is really Thai. Thais would usually cut an arm and a leg off before disappointing a customer and treat him in an unfriendly way. You can identify her also with the butterfly tattoo on her jugs. In summary a big disappointment and my plan backfired to get FS like the Hunter. However this venue has definitely pros such as separated rooms and a central location in Abu Dhabi apart from known AMP in Tourist Club area.

Will definitely try my luck again to catch up with the much praised Linda or Pamela. Maybe the Irish Hunter can enlighten us with their working hours.

Stay hard & horny.

Ejak

[ChelseaBill]

Hi Luke,

Blitz is indeed still going, as is 49 ers, Ally Pally, et al. Not much to choose between the normal haunts these days. All pretty quiet with an awful lot of girls gone home for the slow Ramadan period.

Have fun!

Bill.

I am returning to Abu Dhabi after a long absence and a sabatical in Thailand. Is Blitz disco still going and is this the best place for PRCs? Been to Ally Pally many times and 49 ers etc.

I will be hunting for my favourite meal Chinese, can anyone offer any suggestions.

May the force be with you.

[DaveOnNet]

Hi IH,

A good round up on the AUH Ramadan scene!

Quite some AMPs are popping out in residential area and they are charging 120 AED for 1 hour and cost of HJ is 100. The girls are pretty decent in look and massage technique than some hotel apartments based SPA and they charge less as well. I have stopped the spas in hotel apartments as they are charging high and the girls behave to residents and visitors alike in most of the cases to get more money unless we become regular or referred by regulars.

Glad to see yours posts and keep rocking AUH scene!

My assumption was that experiencing Ramadan during my few weeks of bachelorhood would have been OK, but the reality made for quite grim pickings.

I trawled the usual nightclubs in AD only to find 1/ smaller number of girls on offer, 2/ quality had dropped significantly (or at least the brighter than usual lights in the clubs made it appear so). To make matters worse, most of the AMPs were closed during the day and extremely busy at night.

I didn't take any girls home from any of the clubs, but do have some AMP activity to report.

Corner of Salam St & Hamdan St. This hotel was revamped recently and appeared to be the only AMP open during normal hours during Ramadan. I hadn't tried this one before so wasn't sure what to expect. Massage cost AED220. The receptionist brought a Thai girl out and said I could choose either of them. I opted for the Thai girl as I had my suspicions about the receptionist (more of this later). The massage was pretty average and no hint at all of any extras. At the end I asked if more was available, and she said yes and gave a lacklustre HJ for AED100...

[Irish Hunter]

My assumption was that experiencing Ramadan during my few weeks of bachelorhood would have been OK, but the reality made for quite grim pickings.

I trawled the usual nightclubs in AD only to find 1/ smaller number of girls on offer, 2/ quality had dropped significantly (or at least the brighter than usual lights in the clubs made it appear so). To make matters worse, most of the AMPs were closed during the day and extremely busy at night.

I didn't take any girls home from any of the clubs, but do have some AMP activity to report.

Corner of Salam St & Hamdan St. This hotel was revamped recently and appeared to be the only AMP open during normal hours during Ramadan. I hadn't tried this one before so wasn't sure what to expect. Massage cost AED220. The receptionist brought a Thai girl out and said I could choose either of them. I opted for the Thai girl as I had my suspicions about the receptionist (more of this later). The massage was pretty average and no hint at all of any extras. At the end I asked if more was available, and she said yes and gave a lacklustre HJ for AED100. Didn't negotiate price, she just said "I hate my job but please give me a nice tip".

I asked her if masseuse on reception was male or female, and turns out it's a bloke with very ladylike features. She said the locals like a good strong massage that only a man can give. They also like a happy ending and are OK if the person dispensing the HJ looks like a girl. I'm very happy I didn't pick him // her!!

Airport Rd, "Rising from the Ashes" I've been back a few times as it seems to be the only place in AD where a BJ and FS are on offer. I had Linda again and the offer remained the same 100 for HJ, 200 for BBBJ and 300 for FS. Opted for BBBJ and she was naked within 15 minutes of the massage starting. After a while she wanted FS but again I wouldn't do this with her as her fanny is as wide a the grand canal. I had 4 fingers in there with room to spare! Afterwards she mentioned a new girl (Pamela) and that I should try her next time. I suggested a threesome but she pulled a face to say "no way". So, I went back a few days later and had Pamela. I suggested a threesome to Pamela and she told me that Linda is her sister, so that ruled that out. Long story short, Pamela offered the same HJ / BBBJ // FS deal as Linda. I negotiated FS for 200. She is chubby but has award winning tits! Fanny is tighter than Linda's and she likes a finger up her arse!

Behind KIA had a nice massage from Lulu. HJ and access to all assets for 200 (no discussion on price). She chats quite a lot and I have no doubt she would do extras outside of the MP. My mission is to have FS with her on the table and I think if I produce a condom on my next visit it will be mission accomplished.

Last night, I had was happy to pay a bit more than I normally would and went to Illusions, where I brought Anna from Azerbaijan home. 800 LT, she was tight in all the right places, blonde hair, average height, great tits and pretty good attitude for a CIS.

Have fun,

IH.

[MrSkeeperNut]

Hey Forum,

Anyway, hope this was decent as a first post (don't kill me yet.)

Have a good one and stay safe!

This first report was better than mine! I have to come back with a second report soon. Welcome comrade, although as newbie in the scene as you I welcome you.

[Boom Bang Bam]

Hey Forum,

New to AD and haven't been active on the scene much at all in the recent past. Used to frequent the USA boards a while back.

Anyway, I'm here now. Been here about 3 weeks. I know better than to ask questions my first report. Don't want to get shouted out of the room after having just arrived.

Read through this thread back about two years, lots of great information, thanks for all your work filling in the scene here for those of us new.

Been rough getting here in the middle of lovely Ramadan as not much going on and several places have been closed, looking forward to checking out more of the sights.

I've made a couple of stops into the 49 ers to observe the scene although I haven't as of yet sampled the goods, maybe I didn't look hard enough but it seemed to be mainly made up of Asians and a few Africans (which based on prior reports don't seem to get the best reputation around here). There was the occasional other package, but maybe I missed the appropriate corner to observe. I sat at the bar drank my two beers and watched mostly (might as well make use of the 75 AED entry fee although it sounds like you can get around that at times by saying you are eating at the restaurant).

I also stopped by Ally Pally however I must have seriously been there at the wrong time of the evening / wrong day as that place was near dead minus a few Africans that I'd need a lot more drinks to be attracted to.

I've got other places on my list to make it to as well.

Also made a stop by a few AMPs in the area. Tried one at the top of a hotel near the Sheraton, never could get extras offered the two times I was there, but I feel it would just take the right lady.

Also found the place behind the KIA motors, had a fine experience there with a lovely Thai gal. Massage was okay, I've had better and worse. Hour cost me 180 AED (is that normal for the place, it seemed to be so) and HJ with full access cost me 200 AED I tried to talk her down to 100 but didn't get much go at that (didn't try really hard as I'm still getting used to the prices here). I definitely had full upper and lower access, she was like "Ummm. Sir?" when I went below but didn't stop me, had some fun with that one. Wishing I had tried harder for more. Will have to see what else I can get another time (or for a number for later). Still getting used to how it works around here. So total for the fun there 180+200.

Also tracked down the place behind the DU building however I haven't sampled the service from there yet.

Unfortunately due to a mixup with my employer I am now stuck here with the whole week off but my funds were delayed in the US till after the holidays (why oh why does the urge strike at the worst financial times, LOL). So I'm unable to sample any more services here until then.

I've put out a few lines on Tagged, but no bites yet, I typically suck at that anyway. I'm decent at striking up a conversation but can't ever seem to figure out how to close the deal. So much work goes into Tagged type things anyway. But figured I would try since the funds for P4 P aren't here yet. Bah!

Anyway, hope this was decent as a first post (don't kill me yet.)

Have a good one and stay safe!

[PallavSinha]

You went to most places. But you missed G club (Le meridian) and Blitz (novotel).

For G club better to go late around midnight. You can get good bargain sometimes if you are lucky with stanis, if there are no takers.

[Sydney316]

Okay so I am a newbie here in Abu Dhabi. I had been active in other forums sometime ago.

From what I have seen, Ally Pally is a waste of time. Old and average PRCs there. Though it might be easy on pocket but still quality is low.

Illusions had some good quality of girls, but all were so snobbish. One quoted 1500 DHS for 1 hour. I guess she was Filipino but she was hot.

49 ers seems to be the best option. One Uzbek quoted 800 DHS for 2 hours. Mostly CIS and PRC girls there. Best to go around 11 PM, lot of choices available.

I also tried my luck through Tagged, and knew that I would be fooled, still got fooled. Went to a star hotel and found a Nigerian girl there, unlike the 'Brazilian model' advertised on the Tagged profile.

So mostly don't waste time on Tagged, most of the profile have fake pics.

But one thing I would want to know from the seniors here. How are they able to book 5 star hotels. Are they part of some syndicate or something.

Also, any additional help regarding mongering in Abu Dhabi is welcome.