Abu Dhabi

[Tool Shedd]

While surfing through the Abu Dhabi page of Massage Republic, I came across this ad: https://massagerepublic.com/female-e...y_id_eq%5D=189.

I liked the look of the girl in the red dress. I called the number and a man answered. He assured me he had girls available for a massage and told me to come to Hamdan street, then have the taxi driver talk to him on the phone for specific directions. I find the lack of street addresses here to be interesting, but somehow it works out.

Arriving at our destination, I was told by the man on the phone to wait outside a hole in the wall restaurant at the bottom of a tall apartment building. I waited about ten minutes, standing inside the entrance to an apartment building to beat the heat. This seemed to be the living area for a lot of working people, apparently laborers and service people. I was the only Caucasian in evidence, and I drew some strange looks standing there as people walked by and into the apartment.

My contact then called me and told me to ride the elevator to the 10th floor. There were a lot of people waiting for the elevator, and only one of the elevators was in service. The building was dirty and run down.

Upon arriving at the floor, a door opened and a lady motioned me in. A young man welcomed me and gave me a choice between two scantily clad ladies. It was dark, and I couldn't see much difference, so I chose the shorter one since she appeared to smile more. Tao was what I heard her name to be. She was about 5' 3" (160 kg), 120 pounds (55 kg), had black hair just below her shoulders and 34 dee breasts.

In the room I was asked to fork over the 400 dirhams to the man, who left and we got down to business.

Tao's English was basic at best. I was motioned to take off my clothes and lie on the bed, located on the floor. Tao disrobed and immediately put a condom on me. I attempted to hug her and fondle her, but she was all for mounting up and getting the task over with. She mounted me Cow Girl and set a furious pace to accomplish the goal. Several times I tried to slow her down so I could enjoy the feeling of moving in and out, but she was determined to "Git er done!

Upon completion, clean up was performed. I tried to hug her, but was discouraged. I was dressed and left after about 20 minutes. On the way out saw the other girl and the girl from the ad in the red dress eating noodles. The one in the red dress smiled at me.

Girl: 5/10. Looked OK in a cute way, English was marginal.

Room: 3/10 Dirty, cramped and smelly, not a good vibe riding the elevator up with the working people. Am not better than them, it just seemed they were puzzled by my presence.

Sex: 3/1 Mechanical and rushed.

Damage: 400 dirham.

Perceived value: Was only worth about 200 dirham to me.

WIR: No.

Decided to check out 49'ers not expecting any thing to happen tonight. I was glad I did!

[JON1987]

Writing a report after long time.

So I got a tinder match. Girl quoted 800 for an HR which sounded OK and said she is Swedish. I asked her for fullnight she quoted 3000. Finally we agreed on 1500 for few hrs. All the negotiations and everything made me believe she is genuine. Called me to trian*and hotel. I was pushing her to come to my place but she refused. That should have warned me but thought may she is more comfortable in her room. Anyways. Reached hotel then when I called her she said one guy will come and you hand over money to him. He will take to room (ROFL). I told her that's not happening give me your room no. Will come up. No reply from her. Called up one MP near abu dhabi mall. Average nothing worth mentioning.

Cheers!

P.S.: heard about bar in novotel. Will try and report.

[Tool Shedd]

I posted an account of my first action in Abu Dhabi in the Massage Republic board, if anyone is interested.

Tool Shedd.

[MolsonFun1]

Used a online coupon site and tried again all 3 of the advertised places. 2 of the places right next to each other. 99 for an hour or a little more for 75 min.

All rooms at each of the three places were equal. Tables, not beds and blue shorts. The 2 wyndy places next to each other had open ceilings, so it could get noisy. I normally chose thai or prc. The massages were a 6/10. HJ offer for suggested 2 but paid 1. Mechanical at best.

I "love" the one place out of the 3. The prc miss see did a great massage for the price. Massage 8. 5/10.

HJ extra was good, not great, but was NOT mechanical.

I would repeat for the massage alone, with or without the extra.

Miss L there also did a good job with massage. Rooms are better, no open ceiling, and moroccan bath is available.

I'm still looking for a yuyu replacement.

[Snow1998]

Was looking for a change and found a place online Star city massage. Advert talks of high end and class etc etc. Is in the TCA rundown building. Reeking of cigarette smell inside. A north African (had to be Moroccan) opened the door asked for the money then she came back. I said the adverts says Asian girls. She had some attitude. I asked where is she from, said from somewhere in the world. At this point I regretted the whole thing but decided to get on with it. The most mechanical lack lustre fuck I've ever done! A waste of dhs400. I was so disappointed went directly to YY's place nearby. They had a new Fili girl. Her massage was not great no symmetry or proper form, but she is not bad looking, not too thin flesh in the right places sort of. Extras were good with some rimming and B2B BBBJ. Definite FS next time.

[BornToRule]

Abu Dhabi Seniors.

Is there any club where there are good mix of different nationalities? I did RTFF and found 49, illusions and rock bottom the most discussed ones. Can anyone suggest anyother good ones? Also is there anything similar to Mirchi in dubai where Ind / Pak chicks could be found?

Thanks,

[OceanIsNice]

Hello everyone,

Yesterday I watched some episodes of Netflix's "Sex Education" series. And although it's meant to be a comedy / satire series, but it started to give me some ideas.

To have a "complete, successful and satisfying for both partners" sex is not a straightforward thing for many people (including me). Many issues happens, and ignorance (sexual illiteracy) is common in many countries where there is no formal / informal kind of sex ed.

And doctors (Andrologists) are not always the solution. There are many Andrologists that just know about the "common" issues and can't really give a true solution for some of the less common issues. Because there may be some "indirect issues" that need some digging to discover the root cause and solve it. Many Andrologists don't do this. They don't care much about if issue solved at the end or not, as long as they already got their payment ahead.

Some issues are best solved by "sex therapist" (is there anything like this in Abu Dhabi? Some other issues are best solved by an honest advice from someone who just has a personal experience with it.

I suggest creating a forum topic regarding "issues with sex" where members can talk freely and exchange advice regarding it. I didn't find a topic regarding this?

[Warrior1653]

I used to frequent an AMP located over a Chinese restaurant on Salam Street. That was my favorite for years but sadly closed down by LE last year. My favorite girl there was Yuki, I think she is back in Thailand. If any other friend has visited that AMP or have contact of Yuki, please share. I have my PM open. I know its a long shot but no harm in trying.

[Tool Shedd]

You aren't searching too hard. We've definitely discussed it multiple times. Yes, there is action.

There's some popular nightclubs out there where you can find what you're looking for. Quantity is a whole other story.

I read over a year's worth of posts in the Abu Dhabi forum, searched for Yas Island (no results) and asked. On this board (and several others around the world) I get the feeling if you don't have 1,000 plus posts, you will get the "RTTFD" thrown at you. Feels kinda hostile, sometimes. Like we have to take hat in hand just to ask a question.

If it wan't meant to be hostile, sorry I took it that way.

Thanks for responding, at least.

Tool Shedd.

[CaliTexMex]

Welcome to tiered pricing based on the appearance of the customer. Maximizing customers at all price points to offsets the overheads.

All white people are rich, doncha know?

[CaliTexMex]

Hello all:

I will be staying at a 4 star hotel near the Ferrari mall / amusement park on Yas Island. RTFFD-ing, I don't see any mention of Yas Island on the Abu Dhabi forum. Most of the action seems to be more in the downtown area.

Does anyone have any information on opportunities in this area?

Of course, I will be reporting back. I have reported before, in the Mexico forum, but it was over 10 years ago. I am now in the position of doing some serious mongering again.

Thanks in advance.

Tool Shedd.

You aren't searching too hard. We've definitely discussed it multiple times. Yes, there is action.

There's some popular nightclubs out there where you can find what you're looking for. Quantity is a whole other story.

[Tool Shedd]

Hello all:

I will be staying at a 4 star hotel near the Ferrari mall / amusement park on Yas Island. RTFFD-ing, I don't see any mention of Yas Island on the Abu Dhabi forum. Most of the action seems to be more in the downtown area.

Does anyone have any information on opportunities in this area?

Of course, I will be reporting back. I have reported before, in the Mexico forum, but it was over 10 years ago. I am now in the position of doing some serious mongering again.

Thanks in advance.

Tool Shedd.

[MrKrisps]

Can any of you PM me info on any Abu dhabi hotel where they accept visitor without EID or just copy of EID. I tried to persuade her to go the tourist club Chinese destination, which provides room on hourly basis, but she refused to go there. Its urgent, thanks.

You are mostly out of luck.

But Dana requires Eid during check in and some times visitors are allowed through without.

But if you check in together. Both need it.

[Poonhound69]

Welcome to tiered pricing based on the appearance of the customer. Maximizing customers at all price points to offsets the overheads.

Tried going to this place twice and was busy both times. Only saw one fat girl. Low quality partition space in a dirty apartment. Low budget.

Are the laborers here paying 400 here to get it? It was full of loitering subcontinental physical laborers. I can't imagine these guys paying such prices to get their rocks off.

I still have seen no good quality in the past year in the various Abu Dhabi AMPS from what they used to have in the past. Catering to the market?

[Snow1998]

Not such a good place compared to the others in my experience.

What other place would you recommend for pinays?