Abu Dhabi

[Joe Karnavic]

Guys, I keep reading in the news that the Venezuelan economy has gone tits up and they are all in the doldrums. So, shouldn't we see an influx of affordable Venezuelan WGs around? You know Venezuela is a country that produces beauty queens among the top 5 finalists. So, if they come down here it will be heaven for mongers. Just brought up the subject for those with "Vision" for further comments and analysis.

In case I already missed the bus, please let me know which club has a large percentage of Venezuelans.

I doubt if any Venezuelans are around here. Yes, those girls are pretty and sexy. One of the reason they may not be coming here because they can speak only Spanish and their English skills can be nonexistent. They are coming out in large number in Spain where they are comfortable with language. They make very good money in Barcelona so they may not venture out in this part of world. In my last visit there I took a Venezuelan girl from Felina. Memorable experience.

There is only one Cuban club I know in Dubai Marine hotel where all these Latinas congregate on weekends. Never tried. Anyone with good skills in Salsa should try his luck there!

[Undercoverx]

Gentlemen,

A few kind members unselfishly PM'ed across details having read my earlier plea for help. Cheers again chaps.

This happened a few weeks back. I was planning to fly out of the country for the week long public holiday but due to a mix up with the booking had to spend an extra day here. Not seeing action of any sort for about 9 days, I decided to pay Miss are a visit. I had been to the joint a day earlier just to scope the place out so already had a number for the chap behind the desk. Sent him a message as I was arriving first thing in the morning and I ended up reaching the place before he did. Had to wait 10 minutes in the car but eventually he arrived with Miss are in tow (she was dressed in traditional local female attire).

I was offered a choice of four oils / creams ranging from 130 - 160. Opted for the 150 which smelt pleasant and was shown to the room which was decent size containing a raised bed in the middle. Miss are promptly came in, asked me to get changed and walked back out. I saw a pair of shorts hanging off the lamp but decided to leave them there, covering myself with the towel.

Face down on the bed, Miss are walks in, locks the door, confirms choice of oil and starts massaging my lower back. Not even, 30 seconds in, she whips the towel off leaving me exposed and proceeds with long massage strokes from my neck down to the back of my thighs and everything in between. We engage in small conversation and immediately her fun and bubbly personality become apparent. Two minutes in and she makes first contact with my balls. This was only going one way! We continue to engage in conversation with her working away, primarily on my backside. Not used to having my glutes so exposed, at one point she told me to relax, spread my legs apart and continued with the massage with plenty of inner thigh and "accidental" scrotum action.

I still hadn't seen what she looked like properly and about 20 minutes in she asks me to turn around, moves her head towards my groin and asks whether I would like a BJ. Tempted as I was, I am strictly a boring HJ only man at AMP's so declined.

Prices were 100 for HJ only, 200 HJ with access and 400 for BJ. I opted for access, paid her the money at which point she left the room for a minute. When she came back in, she undressed down to her knickers, stuck her left boob in my mouth and told me in no uncertain terms to start sucking. She started groaning like a Pornstar whilst furiously tugging away on mini me. 10/10 for effort but it was all a bit too fake for me so I asked her to take it easy. When her bosom was not in my mouth, we shared a few laughs, a particular highlight being her trying to guess my age from the hardness of my cock!

10 minutes in, I still was not close to finishing. She paused and started shaking her hand so as to relieve some of the muscle ache from her over enthusiastic HJ technique. We started again but this time she got a lot closer, playing with my nipples and pecking me on the neck. She wasn't wearing any make up (probably didn't have time seeing I came in earlier than most punters would), and whilst she has acne scars, she is rather pretty. Her gaze actually tipped my over the edge and as I told her I was about to cum, she started breathing heavily, matching my own deeper and deeper breaths.

A few seconds later, and she managed to release the longest cumshot and largest load I can recollect producing! You probably don't want to read this, but the first shot actually flew over her head and on to the carpet beside us. We lay on the bed for a while, giggling as she pointed to the carpet, saying she had never seen such distance before. She cleaned me up (and the carpet) and asked whether I would like a shower. As she was such great company, I declined, and we spent the remaining 15 minutes chatting with her gently massaging my legs.

Miss are is 21 years old, has great personality, a cute face, and whilst she has picture perfect boobs, they were not as big as what I was expecting. She is a very shapely and firm be cup (as she confirmed).

All in all price is on the high side but she is cute, enthusiastic and speaks very good English. She is a definite recommend from me and whilst I'm not a frequent mongerer, I do plan on seeing her again at some point (if she sticks around).

Place 8/10- appeared clean although carpet may need some attention.

Body 8/10- petite with firm shapely boobs. Not much meat elsewhere.

Massage 7/10- decent enough.

HJ - 7/10- Technique could do with some work.

Damage- 150 house, 100 HJ, 100 for access. Total 350.

WIR. Yep.

[The Silent One]

Guys, I keep reading in the news that the Venezuelan economy has gone tits up and they are all in the doldrums. So, shouldn't we see an influx of affordable Venezuelan WGs around? You know Venezuela is a country that produces beauty queens among the top 5 finalists. So, if they come down here it will be heaven for mongers. Just brought up the subject for those with "Vision" for further comments and analysis.

In case I already missed the bus, please let me know which club has a large percentage of Venezuelans.

[Milmil]

I don't think you can find anything simialr to action in Dubai. But do let me know if you can find one.

Hi folks,

Is there any club like Mirchi (Dubai) in Abu Dhabi? One which hosts Indian / Pakistani girls?

Cheers,

SAM.

[The Silent One]

Got the itch and went to 49 ers on Monday after booking room in the night. Coudn't find parking after going around for almost an hour. So, parked in the corniche and took a taxi. Room sorted, landed in the gold rush at around midnight. Got me drink and looked for Julia from my previous rendezvous. She was not to be seen but Aisha was there with a smile. Asked her where her friend was and language problem once again. She didn't understand what I asked. Anyway started moving around checking out the scene. Saw a MILF called Sameera with a curvy body with whom I latched in and did my negotiation. I agreed to take her at 0200 for ST. After seeing me negotiate many other MILFs dropped by me to hand in their business cards. Not wanting to disappoint them, collected their digits for another day. Apart from the usual Uzbek influx there was a Pakistani and an Ukrainian as well. The Pakistani was doable but the Ukrainian was well past expiry date. So, I didn't bother taking the digits just told her I will let her know (like in interviews Ha Ha). In the meantime, Julia turned up in the club and asked to take her. Said that I will do her another day as today my mood was for the curvy MILF. As time was moving toward 0200 signaled to Sameera and off we went.

Attitude: 9/10 Good English, very friendly.

Body: 8/10 nice ass, YMMV.

Face: 7/10.

Service: 8/10, Did OWO in my insistence. Flexible all positions.

WIR: oh yes, Same plus attitude as in the club.

Damage: AED 300.00.

Once she left I was getting ready to leave as well. I had to return the room only at 1200 in the afternoon. What the heck, might as well call Julia. When I called Julia she had left the club and gone home without business. She took a taxi and came back to my room.

Attitude: 6/10.

Body: 7/10.

Face: 7/10.

Service: 7/10, No OWO although I insisted, Flexible all positions.

WIR: No. Although nice attitude in the club, in the room somewhat different attitude. Clock watcher.

Damage: AED 300.00.

[Arjun31]

Hey guys,

Here for a couple of days want to catch up for a drink or 2 at 49 ers?

Later.

[AUHumble]

Correct.

You get the best value meat in town over there.

First the grilled and afterwards the raw!

You ordered the wrong thing my friend. The sirloin steak is very good and can be extended to include lobster tail. The onion rings are good as are the poppers. The hammour is also fine.

[Nice Guy 99]

When I looked around found that there as a steak bar. Ordered a steak sandwich and was looking around at the talent. Some punter said that the steak there is hopeless. That's true and I second it. It was awful that I wouldn't recommend. The bread was also old and falling into pieces when you cut it.

You ordered the wrong thing my friend. The sirloin steak is very good and can be extended to include lobster tail. The onion rings are good as are the poppers. The hammour is also fine.

[The Silent One]

Ok Guys, after me mistakenly falling into the "trap" and thinking it was the 49 ers club, this time around went to the right place! So, in Al Dana Hotel they have 2 clubs "trap" for African delicacies in M floor and "49 gold rush" in PH floor for CIS delicacies. Since hungry for action went there on Wednesday with room booked in advance. Landed there around 22:00 to pickup the keys. Lucky me this time I got parking right next to the hotel! The counter clerk seeing me without any luggage, guessed the reason for my presence there. While processing the documentation he casually mentioned (lookin away from me) that if anyone is taken into the room, ID has to be registered at the reception. Someone said that AUH is super green so you see it is indeed true. Checked out the room and you turn straight to the PH floor.

Wow, this is exactly what the doctor ordered. The place was teeming with CIS of all widths, heights and sizes exactly My choice. Felt like a kid in a candy store. Reminded me of Regal (Goodfellas) in Dubai. I would say exact replica. The M / F ratio at that time, 22:30 was 1/8! When I looked around found that there as a steak bar. Ordered a steak sandwich and was looking around at the talent. Some punter said that the steak there is hopeless. That's true and I second it. It was awful that I wouldn't recommend. The bread was also old and falling into pieces when you cut it. Once that was done started my rounds drink in hand. First stop Julia from Uzbekistan. Hot and Doable, so got her digits. She was with a bevy of hot chicks and recommended Aisha in her group who is "new". Aisha was also hot and doable but don't know a word of English. I told her that I need to checkout the place before committing and continued my Sherlock Holmes work. Then plugged into an Indian looking chick who was winking and smiling while I was talking with Julia and dropped anchor next to her. Her name is Mariam and said from Iran! Could be a lie but highly doable so who cares? Said 1 HR 300 and 2 hours 400. Took her digits as well for a rainy day. Then next while waltzing around saw a chick looking like Salma Hayek. When I started conversation she pointed me to the big fat ugly madam who was sitting in a bar stool right next to her. Madam did the negotiation on behalf of Salma Hayek. Said that she is "new" and cannot speak English etc. And since she is new, discount is possible she said. 400 is considered since she is new she said. Could have taken Salma if I tried but didn't like the Madam (no particular reason) so just moved on without further a do.

Had a few chats here and there with hot chicks and this is what I found: of the CIS crowd 80% seems to be Uzbeks. Half can't speak a word of English but they are good lookers. List price LT charge is AED 800.00. Services end at 0600 hrs. 2 hours is 400.00. All these highly negotiable towards 03:00 hrs. As the time went by, the Male crowd was slowly flowing in. Still it was a healthy M / F ratio of 2/5. After making the rounds time had come to make the decision as I was horny as hell. It was around 12:00 midnight, went to Julia's group and asked the menu and what can be done. Negotiated BBBJ. But Julia said to pick Aisha as she is new. Well, Aisha has a hot figure in mini skirt and all even if no English, so WTF Little Johnny made the decision. AED 500.00 for LT! Off we went to the reception with Julia in tow to talk English to the receptionist. Once ID was submitted went to the room and Julia follows again. WTF I told Julia twosome wasn't our deal. For Aisha only and why are you in tow? She said wait and once in the room asked for the money. Oh so that was the reason. Now I understand that, Julia being herself doable hot chick, also is the madam for the group of chicks around her. Once paid 500 she DFK me provocatively and left (I felt should have taken her. Damn). Later Aisha and I made out on the couch. Then slowly the clothes came off similar to the Porn Movies. It was a PSE there onwards toward the bed with our clothes pieces fallen along the way. But, no BBBJ WTF? Called Julia and complained. This chick was adamant that BBBJ was not on the menu. Not knowing the language was a disaster as we could not communicate and could not talk dirty. Anyway carried on regardless. Did my first DATY on a WG and made her cum. After a long drawn out bang she cumming many a time finally I came inside her (with cover of course). Then after some rest we started again. Now age is catching up, little johnny is not ready to cum second time. After many positions the only one cumming was Aisha I was starting to think that I should be the one getting paid. Ha Ha So, we hugged and slept for some time.

I am not comfortable sleeping with unknown person. I think Aisha had the same problem. Although hugging each other she had not slept either. So, we started out again. This time after some pussy muscle squeezing I finally came for the 2nd time. Now the time was 0400 in the morning and I didn't want to do anything further as my tanks were super empty and I think if I were a 4 x4 the reserve tank would be empty too. So, we both mutually decided to end the show and she had a bath and came and got dressed. I too followed suite. I totally believe she is new because she said through google translate that she doesn't know the way around the hotel to drop her at the reception. So, I too got ready and we both went to reception, checked out and went our separate ways. Ah I did pay her a taxi fare of AED 30.00.

Lessons learnt: Henceforth for me there is not going to be a LT: It shall only be ST. Can save a couple of bucks too.

Aisha Attitude: 9/10:

Body and looks: 8/10 good figure, nice face. Easy to throw around / flexible. Clean.

English Language: 0/10 zilch, nein, niet, dang hopeless and frustrated.

PSE and willing to please: 8/10.

WIR: no way since the language thing pissed me off. Cannot talk dirty.

Recommendation: Yes very good if you are willing to put up with the language barrier.

Damage: AED 500.

Overall total score: 8/10.

TSO.

[SamiHeart143]

Hi folks,

Is there any club like Mirchi (Dubai) in Abu Dhabi? One which hosts Indian / Pakistani girls?

Cheers,

SAM.

Hi Sam,

There is no club. But private villa where they have around 8 Indian / Paki Turkish and Russian girls. Almost every 2 week they change girls. Its quite cheap and affordable. Inbox me and we can discuss.

Thanks.

[SamGreenValley]

Hi folks,

Is there any club like Mirchi (Dubai) in Abu Dhabi? One which hosts Indian / Pakistani girls?

Cheers,

SAM.

[The Silent One]

Hi there,

Are you sure you went to 49 ers, I. E. PH floor, or trap, on the M floor!?

By what ypu report, I am quite sure you ended up in Trap and not 49 ers.

Cheers,

DK.

My Bad yes you are right. I got caught to the trap by following a crowd that went in (PH floor) and I was thinking how come the interior had changed dramatically from my last visit. So, I am planning to go again now to (the top floor) to check out the CIS. I will correct my wrong review as soon as I set foot at the top floor. Thank you for updating me. Also I need to thank another monger who was kind enough to PM me regarding my disaster. Thank you again and looking forward to correct myself in next review. This is why we need this brotherhood. Cheers.

[DarkKnight2016]

Off the leash for a few weeks, so thought of doing a recon on 49 ers on Thursday night with intent of booking a room if things were as per my tastes. Reached the place at around midnight.

Next I plan to visit Illusions. It has never disappointed me so far. 49 ers is a hit and miss. During my last visit it was not this bad. Maybe the road construction, maybe it was the Thursday, maybe me bad luck whatever. My few fils worth of thoughts. Apologies guys, the post could have been spicier if had got a chick. If it was, it would have been that Kyrgi in red dress.

Over and out. TSO.

Hi there,

Are you sure you went to 49 ers, I. E. PH floor, or trap, on the M floor!?

By what ypu report, I am quite sure you ended up in Trap and not 49 ers.

Cheers,

DK.

[The Silent One]

Off the leash for a few weeks, so thought of doing a recon on 49 ers on Thursday night with intent of booking a room if things were as per my tastes. Reached the place at around midnight. Took a good 45 minutes and cursing to look for parking. The whole area roadworks are in full swing contributing to the shortage in parking. Made 4 full rounds around the place at 10 kmph. Finally parked a good 1 km away and walked to the hotel sweating in the heat. AED 90.00 entrance with 3 drinks. Once inside found that the male / female ratio was 2/5 with a huge contingent of Africans, I would say 95% of the place. Not my cup of tea, but good information for those who are inclined towards the dark continent. I myself is interested in Stanis. Started my recon with drink in hand. Some Africans were poking me and starting to have a conversation but I politely pulled away. The stani crowd was 5% at best. That too zero stunners. One 10/4 stani tried to approach me but I was not interested. The best I saw of the stanis was 2 chicks. One was a Kyrgi in a red dress, 10/7 in my judgement and the other was calling herself a Turkish looked passed her prime. Old face but good body. I would say 10/5 MILF. The name of Turk was Maya she said. She was full of attitude so I was not inclined to get the digits because usually if attitude is such at the beginning, it has a predictable end thanks ISG advise. . Having said that, has any of the seniors tried her? Good performer? I would recommend to close the face and hit the base. When I looked around found some guys who could be potential ISG members. I wish there was some secret handshake or sign or something like that to identify ourselves like those sinister organizations the skull and bones and the what not: the. For sure we can go a long way and "rule all pussy in the whole world" Ha Ha!! The Kyrgi was fully invaded by a punter full time so could not approach. Maya said that punter was her boyfriend (my foot! So, did a tactical withdrawal and watched the band play. Just in case the boyfriend started a dogfight. You never know when you have too much to drink. The Kyrgi has full potential in my book. Worth another try if the so called boyfriend hovering around like a vulture is not around. Left the place at end of ceremonies empty handed around 02:30 hrs. When I came out the whole place around the hotel was full of local townsfolk looky lukes eyeing the chicks and men coming out of the hotel as if we are celebrities that one would feel embarrassed. Imagine yourself at the Hollywood red carpet and all eyes on you! Somewhat like that but different circumstances though: the.

Next I plan to visit Illusions. It has never disappointed me so far. 49 ers is a hit and miss. During my last visit it was not this bad. Maybe the road construction, maybe it was the Thursday, maybe me bad luck whatever. My few fils worth of thoughts. Apologies guys, the post could have been spicier if had got a chick. If it was, it would have been that Kyrgi in red dress.

Over and out. TSO.

[InterFan123]

Hello,

I will be staying at the Ritz Grand Canal next week, and was wondering if this hotel will be green or not? Anyone had any past experiences there?

Thanks.