Abu Dhabi

[ArabStrap10]

Hey Disazter,

You are right about the sharking and I've experienced three types.

1. The Crisis. Issues with landlord, visa, family always come out of the blue with a request for money in return for eternal thanks.

2. My friends boyfriend. Due the focus on living their best life in Insta they will try to pressure you into extravagant gifts, events because their friend gets that from their boyfriend.

3. The break up. My personal favorite as it involves sometimes hilarious melodrama and if you play your cards right some hot make up sex.

For 1 and 3, I generally call their bluff and say okay, maybe see you at the club (aka 49 ers). Works a treat as they know there is a ton of competition for your cash, one lady bought me an ice cream cake to say sorry and another was on my couch within the hour with her long legs open.

2. Is harder to counter as its genuinely important to their age group. I try to take them to do things I like to do anyway. Gift wise a trip to Zara with jeans and a top for AED 150 will easily do the trick.

[RockyBigBoner]

Yoyo in thailand till after ramadan.

The others arent close in service or looks. I would suggest waiting.

Agree, if her apartment was just a little better.

I used to have another account on this forum a few years back. For some reason I was super horny right before Ramadan started and was on a tear: saw Yoyo and the other miss Y at the elephant tusk place a few times. And some massage place in Mussafah that ended up being an apartment with beds, then I went to the M floor and Penthouse of the hotel with 2 initials- tried a couple of ladies here, not worth the price- typical BBBJ and mediocre massage, girls were not beautiful or anything. I tried one of the more upscale places in the Villaggio area- as always decent quality and girls were decent to look at but not Yo-yo level in service.

[Dizaster]

At the weekend I visited a spa named after an Italian city where you might enjoy a cornetto. You'll easily find their promotional video on YouTube. Video promises beautiful surroundings and beautiful Russian EE girls and it's accurate! It's a bit tricky to locate but look for the range rovers and Patrols (aka Abu Dhabi Peugeot's) outside a very large wooden door and your at the right place. Ladies at reception are stunning and I was shown to a very nice room with a curvy, young Ukrainian beauty. Right from the get go she was super flirty. Do you have a girlfriend sir etc, etc. I have to say her massage was excellent and very professional but became increasingly sensual. Then she whispered in my ear "this is a professional spa, but if you want I'll take off my top and you can come on my tits for 500 dirhams" LOL, I love Abu Dhabi so negotiated her down to 250 and duly obliged her. The massage was 650 but as I mentioned this place is targeting the high end of the market and overall it was a good experience. I even got the Ukrainians number and taking her to a fish restaurant tomorrow night.

Appreciate the review man, this place has been reported here a couple of times, and it looks like it's worth trying. I understand that this place is one of those so-called "high-end" establishments where FS is never an option which is awesome that you got to pull out that Ukrainian chicc for private time. Great job. Hope we can read more on the outcome of pinning a massage girl and whether or not its worth it and what's their expectations like etc.

Since I arrived in AD, I've built up a network of Uzbek ladies who I see quite regularly. I like the look of these dark haired beauties and have had some good times in the sack and out. Between beers, hookah and post coital chat I've gleaned a lot of insight into how these ladies work and I thought I'd share:

Day job. Most of the ladies work in the numerous beauty salons in AD. Normally six days a week. They pull in between 3 k to 4 K USD per month depending on tips. Via their customers, they also use this job to built a network of contacts in the city and also on the job market, salaries etc. One lady told me she'd checked me out via a supervisor in the building I live in.

Night Job. Those on tourist visas will work place like 49 ers as mulch as possible, but those here longer term try to get a couple of "boyfriends" on the go. It's more predictable and financially stable for them. They look for high earners who are here for a while. They will ask early on what your job is, where you work and will have a scarily accurate knowledge of what you earn. Generally they provide a nice GFE experience and it's essentially a sugar daddy / baby type deal..

Spot on, Uzbek chics are without a doubt the smartest and most business-minded ladies out there in the market. That whole networking bit is so true, if you are the type of gentleman who is highly paid, drives a see-class and puts on shiny shoes. Those chiccs will drool all over you and try to change the setup from p4 p service to let's have dinner sometime. You have to be smart though because that stems from an awful opportunistic nature that those girls have (Typical CCCP mentality), So you got to weigh out the benefits against your expenditure etc. They are also quite sharky so keeping one eye open is always the way to go.

Do they really pull out 4000 usd from just doing Salon jobs? That's insane! Or did you mean 4000 aed? I guess they apply that strange business model where that pay a flat fee per month to rent the chair in the salon?. I don't know about those numbers tbh.

A great example is that Instagram famous Uzbek girl who used to work in shitty Abo-hail massage parlors up in Dubai under PRC management and then worked her way up to the happy place and now she literally owns her own MP shop down in oud metha and she has "investor visa" status. Got to appreciate the hustle man haha. As the Moroccan chiccs always say: A man got his arm, meanwhile a woman has her pussy.

[RockyBigBoner]

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[ArabStrap10]

Since I arrived in AD, I've built up a network of Uzbek ladies who I see quite regularly. I like the look of these dark haired beauties and have had some good times in the sack and out. Between beers, hookah and post coital chat I've gleaned a lot of insight into how these ladies work and I thought I'd share:

Day job. Most of the ladies work in the numerous beauty salons in AD. Normally six days a week. They pull in between 3 k to 4 K USD per month depending on tips. Via their customers, they also use this job to built a network of contacts in the city and also on the job market, salaries etc. One lady told me she'd checked me out via a supervisor in the building I live in.

Night Job. Those on tourist visas will work place like 49 ers as mulch as possible, but those here longer term try to get a couple of "boyfriends" on the go. It's more predictable and financially stable for them. They look for high earners who are here for a while. They will ask early on what your job is, where you work and will have a scarily accurate knowledge of what you earn. Generally they provide a nice GFE experience and it's essentially a sugar daddy / baby type deal.

Sexy Boys. Their 40 something clientele can't provide the sexual satisfaction these young 20 somethings need so they use tinder to build up a network of young, good looking guys who service them for free aka "sexy boys". One lady told me she'll screw for 3 4 hours straight with the right guy. Again they share feedback on these guys via their network.

Sex Parties. Every month or two, they pool up, hire a car and head to Dubai. They told me they attend secret sex parties in hotels or boats. The parties have DJs, drinks etc and the girls said they have two abide by two rules no clothes and no phones. It's a group sex set up and they'll spend the night round a pool screwing. They treat this like a paid holiday and combine these trips with shopping etc.

Social Media. TIk Tok and Instagram are very important to them and they'll spend time each day making videos etc. They love being taken to places where they can Instagram, nice restaurants, beach clubs etc.

Tips. These girls work hard and play hard. Most speak 3 or 4 languages and are very savvy. I learned some basic Uzbek and this helped build relationships and they'll happily coach you. As mentioned above, the social media aspect is very important and anything you can do in that regard will get you serious brownie points. Also I mentioned they have strong networks and if you treat them well, the doors open to some good times beyond just banging them.

[ArabStrap10]

I went briefly to 49 ers. Clearly, there were professional women here, of many extractions. However, given the covid restrictions, I honestly don't see how this works. You sit at a table by yourself, the women are all in 2's or 3's at tables of 1 or 2 guys, everyone is smoking and the drinks start at 40. How does one even meet a lady? Let alone find out if there is the minimum chemistry, without a 150-200 Dh bar tab and reeking of second hand smoke, and likely even then all you've done is stare at other punters playing the game for an hour. No thanks. There must be a better way in AD.

I felt the same way when I first went to 49 ers but stick with it as I've met some excellent ladies there and learned a lot from them about the scene in Abu Dhabi (separate post coming). One tip is to go outwith Thurs / Fri and you'll be fighting them off.

[ArabStrap10]

At the weekend I visited a spa named after an Italian city where you might enjoy a cornetto. You'll easily find their promotional video on YouTube. Video promises beautiful surroundings and beautiful Russian EE girls and it's accurate! It's a bit tricky to locate but look for the range rovers and Patrols (aka Abu Dhabi Peugeot's) outside a very large wooden door and your at the right place. Ladies at reception are stunning and I was shown to a very nice room with a curvy, young Ukrainian beauty. Right from the get go she was super flirty. Do you have a girlfriend sir etc, etc. I have to say her massage was excellent and very professional but became increasingly sensual. Then she whispered in my ear "this is a professional spa, but if you want I'll take off my top and you can come on my tits for 500 dirhams" LOL, I love Abu Dhabi so negotiated her down to 250 and duly obliged her. The massage was 650 but as I mentioned this place is targeting the high end of the market and overall it was a good experience. I even got the Ukrainians number and taking her to a fish restaurant tomorrow night.

[Nice Guy 99]

I went briefly to 49 ers. There must be a better way in AD.

Good grief, Henry. Go for a dinner, the steak is excellent. Select your lover for the night out of the crowd and either eyeball he or send the waiter to fetch her. Carefully discuss the details and the remuneration. It ain't difficult.

[JimMoriarty]

There used to be a spa in a hotel that got closed down some time ago. The name of the hotel started with S (meaning one single piece of fiber or thread). Anyways, I had some great times in that spa. Especially with a Thai lady (Name started with A, also a very popular 1982 American musical comedy-drama). Been trying to track her down since a year with no luck. If anyone knows about her, or if any of the therapists from that spa have relocated elsewhere, please do let me know!

I'd be forever indebted!

[HenryPty]

I went briefly to 49 ers. Clearly, there were professional women here, of many extractions. However, given the covid restrictions, I honestly don't see how this works. You sit at a table by yourself, the women are all in 2's or 3's at tables of 1 or 2 guys, everyone is smoking and the drinks start at 40. How does one even meet a lady? Let alone find out if there is the minimum chemistry, without a 150-200 Dh bar tab and reeking of second hand smoke, and likely even then all you've done is stare at other punters playing the game for an hour. No thanks. There must be a better way in AD.

[HenryPty]

Hey guys,

Hoping to give to get.

I went to a spa that you have find often in Zuk's telegrams. Based on my prior RTFF, it is located in the hotel that used to have a San Francisco themed joint, before that moved. The spa was small, but clean. Nothing extraordinary. Beds on floor, shower in the hall. The hotel is definitely a bit sketchy. Three sodas were on tap, all smiling. I chose one that is named for a fruit that is also the nickname of a country with a legendary football team that always dresses emo style. So, I paid 1 red at the door. I appreciated being able to shower before and after, as I was on foot in the middle of the day.

Massage was strong and really hard. I quite fairly satisfied with the massage. But again, this country is notorious for massages, and I don't doubt they will be better. On the flip, enquired about services and was told B2B was available. B2B with OWO for 3 reds was her demand. As I am new here, and trying to feel the scene out, I gave in. B2B was short and perfunctory, she moved to the other action, and it was pretty good. She clearly wanted that service to end quickly, and so it turned me off a bit. I tried to make it more GFE, but she wasn't a good actress. Back to the OWO and with lots of manual stimulation I was able to finish. On the whole, she was the girl in the photo, so there is that. I have never tasted this country's delicacies before, so I cannot compare. In the photos she appears petite. IRL, she is thicker, like muscular, not at all in a bad way. I found her quite attractive. If I was a dating man, she's definitely dateable: cute, nice smile. Enough English to communicate Up top was medium and perky, and so I assumed enhanced, but in retrospect, I don't think so (she didn't allow me much access). Downstairs was pretty much off limits too.

Overall, I'm satisfied. This country's LE situation has me on edge. And as we are approaching the holy month, I am even more uptight. So, I was happy to get what I came for. I am sure that better service for better prices awaits. But I expect some senior members to help with that. Honestly, the massage was worth 2 reds, so OWO for the other 2 is fairly ok, given that it's been 16 months since I was able to partake in our hobby. WIR: Probably not, want to try different dishes.

Can someone please give me the 411 on what to expect during this next month. Seems like a lot gets shuttered up, and is the risk higher?

Thanks in advance.

[HenryPty]

Hi guys,

My first time in UAE. I had an account under another name where I posted a lot about Latin America and SE Asia. But I've lost that account. I finished my self-isolation two days ago, and I want to visit some local sites. My bitcoin went through, so I will hit up some senior members with some PMs. Please don't be discouraged by my new status. My old FR often were giving nods of distinction. And I expect to do the same here.

[Gajith]

Can always share more info with seniors. I'm always looking for another yoyo (great service & easy on the wallet).

I believe you are talking about the site name starting with G, if so today there is a coupon so we can get some discount (I bought 2).

I am little hesitant in finding some fun due to pandemic but lately I am ready to get serviced. I do not feel to have full service because I have no regular girls in this region.

What I understood, in Dubai we can get HJ for 50 aed at most massage places and Abu Dhabi I can get for 70 aed. The lady at spa told me, even in Abu Dhabi it is possible to get HJ done for 50.

Overall 1 hour nice massage + HJ cost 170 - 200 which is ok to spend every week.

[MolsonFun1]

A well known coupon site had been advertising more and more hotel spas lately. I took the plunge in the last couole weeks and gave 4 of them a try.

I will base my grading against the well known yoyo. I give yoyo a 9 overall on service attitude, looks and price. Keep in mind these are hotel spas and probably will not offer the same service as any card spa will.

First hotel spa is physical therapy center. My preference here has been chinese over the thai. Why? Because the quality of the massage itself was that much better. All there will more than likely end happy. The prc ladies seem to actually know. Massage and work to actually get the knots out. Rooms are good size with tables instead of bed on floor. 1 room does have a shower in it. Over all clean and massage alone worth it. Extra hand work can be had for 2 but can talk down 1. I would give this place. A 7, lacks the extras, and looks but does provide a great massage.

Tree spa is next. Thai was on the menu here. H gave me a massage, she was young and easy on the eyes. Massage was good, but not as good as 1st place. Rooms were small and noisy. Place was clean. Hand work again 1-2. I would give this place a 6 for same reason as last one.

White spa is next on list. They had several cute thais hanging out waiting for a customer. They did have 1 arabic lady there and I decided to give her a try. Very pretty in looks and natural up top. Massage was provided but was nothing exceptional. Lots of teasing so that was a good sign. English was pretty good and she could speak spanish. Extras discussed and of coarse they were a lot higher than I normally pay, but I would say average for a non Asian lady. What a body! She oiled up and slid all over me, only thing missing was nuru gel. 5 red was the damage. Shower in The room and the room was clean and large. I give this place / her a 9.

Flaming chicken hotel spa is my last review. There I was given a phili lady. Met many out, but never tried a massage from one. She was past her prime on looks with a little extra padding. Massage was ok, didn't seem to be actually trained in massage but was better than most in the card shops. She was talkative and friendly. B2 b was available but was not impressed with the 3 price tag. Clothes came off and she had nice soft skin. Not a lot of rolls but still a little chunky. I actually like them better with a little. Meat on their bones. B2 b was good. Room was small and clean and had a shower in it. 6. 5 is what I would give her.

Can always share more info with seniors. I'm always looking for another yoyo (great service & easy on the wallet).

[Poonhound69]

Yoyo in thailand till after ramadan.

The others arent close in service or looks. I would suggest waiting.

A huge thank you to everyone who shared Yoyo's contact info with me. I love how we all help each other out.

Overall she's a nice girl who gives good service. If you can tolerate the shithole apartment this is run out of, then it's very good vfm as others have said, especially since the massage itself is so good. I'll be keeping it in my rotation.