Abu Dhabi

[The Silent One]

Ok Guys, after me mistakenly falling into the "trap" and thinking it was the 49 ers club, this time around went to the right place! So, in Al Dana Hotel they have 2 clubs "trap" for African delicacies in M floor and "49 gold rush" in PH floor for CIS delicacies. Since hungry for action went there on Wednesday with room booked in advance. Landed there around 22:00 to pickup the keys. Lucky me this time I got parking right next to the hotel! The counter clerk seeing me without any luggage, guessed the reason for my presence there. While processing the documentation he casually mentioned (lookin away from me) that if anyone is taken into the room, ID has to be registered at the reception. Someone said that AUH is super green so you see it is indeed true. Checked out the room and you turn straight to the PH floor.

Wow, this is exactly what the doctor ordered. The place was teeming with CIS of all widths, heights and sizes exactly My choice. Felt like a kid in a candy store. Reminded me of Regal (Goodfellas) in Dubai. I would say exact replica. The M / F ratio at that time, 22:30 was 1/8! When I looked around found that there as a steak bar. Ordered a steak sandwich and was looking around at the talent. Some punter said that the steak there is hopeless. That's true and I second it. It was awful that I wouldn't recommend. The bread was also old and falling into pieces when you cut it. Once that was done started my rounds drink in hand. First stop Julia from Uzbekistan. Hot and Doable, so got her digits. She was with a bevy of hot chicks and recommended Aisha in her group who is "new". Aisha was also hot and doable but don't know a word of English. I told her that I need to checkout the place before committing and continued my Sherlock Holmes work. Then plugged into an Indian looking chick who was winking and smiling while I was talking with Julia and dropped anchor next to her. Her name is Mariam and said from Iran! Could be a lie but highly doable so who cares? Said 1 HR 300 and 2 hours 400. Took her digits as well for a rainy day. Then next while waltzing around saw a chick looking like Salma Hayek. When I started conversation she pointed me to the big fat ugly madam who was sitting in a bar stool right next to her. Madam did the negotiation on behalf of Salma Hayek. Said that she is "new" and cannot speak English etc. And since she is new, discount is possible she said. 400 is considered since she is new she said. Could have taken Salma if I tried but didn't like the Madam (no particular reason) so just moved on without further a do.

Had a few chats here and there with hot chicks and this is what I found: of the CIS crowd 80% seems to be Uzbeks. Half can't speak a word of English but they are good lookers. List price LT charge is AED 800.00. Services end at 0600 hrs. 2 hours is 400.00. All these highly negotiable towards 03:00 hrs. As the time went by, the Male crowd was slowly flowing in. Still it was a healthy M / F ratio of 2/5. After making the rounds time had come to make the decision as I was horny as hell. It was around 12:00 midnight, went to Julia's group and asked the menu and what can be done. Negotiated BBBJ. But Julia said to pick Aisha as she is new. Well, Aisha has a hot figure in mini skirt and all even if no English, so WTF Little Johnny made the decision. AED 500.00 for LT! Off we went to the reception with Julia in tow to talk English to the receptionist. Once ID was submitted went to the room and Julia follows again. WTF I told Julia twosome wasn't our deal. For Aisha only and why are you in tow? She said wait and once in the room asked for the money. Oh so that was the reason. Now I understand that, Julia being herself doable hot chick, also is the madam for the group of chicks around her. Once paid 500 she DFK me provocatively and left (I felt should have taken her. Damn). Later Aisha and I made out on the couch. Then slowly the clothes came off similar to the Porn Movies. It was a PSE there onwards toward the bed with our clothes pieces fallen along the way. But, no BBBJ WTF? Called Julia and complained. This chick was adamant that BBBJ was not on the menu. Not knowing the language was a disaster as we could not communicate and could not talk dirty. Anyway carried on regardless. Did my first DATY on a WG and made her cum. After a long drawn out bang she cumming many a time finally I came inside her (with cover of course). Then after some rest we started again. Now age is catching up, little johnny is not ready to cum second time. After many positions the only one cumming was Aisha I was starting to think that I should be the one getting paid. Ha Ha So, we hugged and slept for some time.

I am not comfortable sleeping with unknown person. I think Aisha had the same problem. Although hugging each other she had not slept either. So, we started out again. This time after some pussy muscle squeezing I finally came for the 2nd time. Now the time was 0400 in the morning and I didn't want to do anything further as my tanks were super empty and I think if I were a 4 x4 the reserve tank would be empty too. So, we both mutually decided to end the show and she had a bath and came and got dressed. I too followed suite. I totally believe she is new because she said through google translate that she doesn't know the way around the hotel to drop her at the reception. So, I too got ready and we both went to reception, checked out and went our separate ways. Ah I did pay her a taxi fare of AED 30.00.

Lessons learnt: Henceforth for me there is not going to be a LT: It shall only be ST. Can save a couple of bucks too.

Aisha Attitude: 9/10:

Body and looks: 8/10 good figure, nice face. Easy to throw around / flexible. Clean.

English Language: 0/10 zilch, nein, niet, dang hopeless and frustrated.

PSE and willing to please: 8/10.

WIR: no way since the language thing pissed me off. Cannot talk dirty.

Recommendation: Yes very good if you are willing to put up with the language barrier.

Damage: AED 500.

Overall total score: 8/10.

TSO.

[SamiHeart143]

Hi folks,

Is there any club like Mirchi (Dubai) in Abu Dhabi? One which hosts Indian / Pakistani girls?

Cheers,

SAM.

Hi Sam,

There is no club. But private villa where they have around 8 Indian / Paki Turkish and Russian girls. Almost every 2 week they change girls. Its quite cheap and affordable. Inbox me and we can discuss.

Thanks.

[SamGreenValley]

Hi folks,

Is there any club like Mirchi (Dubai) in Abu Dhabi? One which hosts Indian / Pakistani girls?

Cheers,

SAM.

[The Silent One]

Hi there,

Are you sure you went to 49 ers, I. E. PH floor, or trap, on the M floor!?

By what ypu report, I am quite sure you ended up in Trap and not 49 ers.

Cheers,

DK.

My Bad yes you are right. I got caught to the trap by following a crowd that went in (PH floor) and I was thinking how come the interior had changed dramatically from my last visit. So, I am planning to go again now to (the top floor) to check out the CIS. I will correct my wrong review as soon as I set foot at the top floor. Thank you for updating me. Also I need to thank another monger who was kind enough to PM me regarding my disaster. Thank you again and looking forward to correct myself in next review. This is why we need this brotherhood. Cheers.

[DarkKnight2016]

Off the leash for a few weeks, so thought of doing a recon on 49 ers on Thursday night with intent of booking a room if things were as per my tastes. Reached the place at around midnight.

Next I plan to visit Illusions. It has never disappointed me so far. 49 ers is a hit and miss. During my last visit it was not this bad. Maybe the road construction, maybe it was the Thursday, maybe me bad luck whatever. My few fils worth of thoughts. Apologies guys, the post could have been spicier if had got a chick. If it was, it would have been that Kyrgi in red dress.

Over and out. TSO.

Hi there,

Are you sure you went to 49 ers, I. E. PH floor, or trap, on the M floor!?

By what ypu report, I am quite sure you ended up in Trap and not 49 ers.

Cheers,

DK.

[The Silent One]

Off the leash for a few weeks, so thought of doing a recon on 49 ers on Thursday night with intent of booking a room if things were as per my tastes. Reached the place at around midnight. Took a good 45 minutes and cursing to look for parking. The whole area roadworks are in full swing contributing to the shortage in parking. Made 4 full rounds around the place at 10 kmph. Finally parked a good 1 km away and walked to the hotel sweating in the heat. AED 90.00 entrance with 3 drinks. Once inside found that the male / female ratio was 2/5 with a huge contingent of Africans, I would say 95% of the place. Not my cup of tea, but good information for those who are inclined towards the dark continent. I myself is interested in Stanis. Started my recon with drink in hand. Some Africans were poking me and starting to have a conversation but I politely pulled away. The stani crowd was 5% at best. That too zero stunners. One 10/4 stani tried to approach me but I was not interested. The best I saw of the stanis was 2 chicks. One was a Kyrgi in a red dress, 10/7 in my judgement and the other was calling herself a Turkish looked passed her prime. Old face but good body. I would say 10/5 MILF. The name of Turk was Maya she said. She was full of attitude so I was not inclined to get the digits because usually if attitude is such at the beginning, it has a predictable end thanks ISG advise. . Having said that, has any of the seniors tried her? Good performer? I would recommend to close the face and hit the base. When I looked around found some guys who could be potential ISG members. I wish there was some secret handshake or sign or something like that to identify ourselves like those sinister organizations the skull and bones and the what not: the. For sure we can go a long way and "rule all pussy in the whole world" Ha Ha!! The Kyrgi was fully invaded by a punter full time so could not approach. Maya said that punter was her boyfriend (my foot! So, did a tactical withdrawal and watched the band play. Just in case the boyfriend started a dogfight. You never know when you have too much to drink. The Kyrgi has full potential in my book. Worth another try if the so called boyfriend hovering around like a vulture is not around. Left the place at end of ceremonies empty handed around 02:30 hrs. When I came out the whole place around the hotel was full of local townsfolk looky lukes eyeing the chicks and men coming out of the hotel as if we are celebrities that one would feel embarrassed. Imagine yourself at the Hollywood red carpet and all eyes on you! Somewhat like that but different circumstances though: the.

Next I plan to visit Illusions. It has never disappointed me so far. 49 ers is a hit and miss. During my last visit it was not this bad. Maybe the road construction, maybe it was the Thursday, maybe me bad luck whatever. My few fils worth of thoughts. Apologies guys, the post could have been spicier if had got a chick. If it was, it would have been that Kyrgi in red dress.

Over and out. TSO.

[InterFan123]

Hello,

I will be staying at the Ritz Grand Canal next week, and was wondering if this hotel will be green or not? Anyone had any past experiences there?

Thanks.

[Undercoverx]

Well this hunt is not going well at all. Read the posts about her again and went out to try another spot, certain this was definitely the one.

Place is opposite the Bus Station and contain a mans name in its title. I walk in and am greeted by a a very obvious Ladyboy / Geezerbird / SheMale whatever you want to call him (or is it her? In a disturbingly deep voice, the lipstick, high heel wearing male informs me that no women are available and this was a male to male joint!

Suffice to say, not being one to even think think about partaking in such debauchery, I made a sharp exit. Head down and straight home, another reconnaissance mission ending in failure.

At this stage, any clues to help me locate Miss R will be most welcome.

[Egalitar]

I regret to inform my fellow mongers that another relatively fine MP establishment has closed its doors. I used to frequent the place since the massages were proper, and the girls were friendly.

So there it is. Synergy MP is no longer in operation, the phones I have (this includes some of the girls' phones) are no longer in operation. I think it's a complete operation shutdown. Could it be some sort of a pre-Eid crackdown? I have my doubts this is the case, however the abrupt shutdown of girls' phones could be a sign of municipal intervention.

Well, I guess I have to switch to plan B. A not-so-fine establishment next to the bus station that I used to occasionally visit is still in operation.

I will miss Jenny, Noon, and the rest of the crew.

The bus station place however features an Uzbek / Kirgiz lady that is quite special. The massages are rubbish, however the BBBJ is good by my standards. But I'll leave that to a FR that I'll be writing shortly (need a few more visits to reaffirm / enrich my observations. For the benefit of my fellow mongers and for the advancement of science).

[Egalitar]

I've seen a few comments on LE raids and the rest. The risk is not ultra-high, as you may think / expect. I have information that most of the raids are associated with labour law violations (E. G. Most AMP personnel are on visit visa, doing 3-month recurring visa runs, etc.).

You may have seen this in the media, but the general statement is: "Police also contribute to the crackdown on illegal massage parlours by performing raids on such facilities and arresting suspects who charge customers money in exchange for unauthorized services. ", unauthorized services including men being massaged by women, etc.

So fear not, my fellow mongers, LE isn't out to get you, since the case against you might be quite tough to prove. However, if you show off during one of these raids and behave rudely / not showing "remorse", you may end up in the hands of public prosecution, and then it may be quite complicated to get out. Especially if they observe in the facilities signs of "irregular activity" (E. G. Condoms).

As always, stay safe.

[Snow1998]

Was out Saturday night with some friends. Hit 49 ers for the steak and wine, and spent sometime after at the bar. Girl to man ratio about 3:1. Didn't see any stunners but some good looking ones, mostly stanis, some prc and other. Wasn't picking up so didn't actually check prices but we were about 8 guys and had about 5 or 6 girls hanging on to us literally rubbing hands legs etc. No cover charge at entrance. Was fun with DJ music and then we moved on.

Walked across (bloody road works!) to LE Meridian and followed a nice looking girl who seemed headed for a club. Went round the back where Captain's Arms is and heard music off to the left. Its called Exchange club (IIRR) sorry was not quite sober enough to remember. Very nice ambiance sort of up market looking with a good vibe and mix of what seemed to be regulars as well and WGs. A trio of hot pinays at a table caught my eye, dancing and drinking but they didn't seem interested in us or any of the guys. A Nigerian spinner soft toned skin good looking but was trying to pass herself off as a Ghanian I wouldn't know any better but one of my mates had lived in Africa a long while and he caught her out. A petite good looking girl at a table by herself caught me eye and I had a chat, she is from Azerbaijan, not very good English, but I took a liking to her. Told her I wasn't taking anyone tonight but she said she liked my company. I gave her 100 bucks for her company and she was thrilled. Started hugging me calling me a good man etc and we ended up with some light FK right there. I was worried the bouncers would pick on us but guess we were hidden and well we didn't sort of go at it like there was no tomorrow. Just kept kissing on and off. I wished I was able to take her. The club again had a mix of stanis and Africans. I must say most of them good looking from what I can remember. I was pretty much corona-ed over by then. The girl gave me her number and said she was going back soon but will be back in a couple of months and promised to keep in touch. Made a mental note to visit this club again. No cover charge, maybe because it was Saturday?

[Undercoverx]

Gentlemen,

Although I've been a lurker on here for a while, this is my first post and first FR. I'm not much into the mongering scene but have dabbled here and there when the need "arises".

I've been reading with interest all posts about the Indian with great boobs near Al Wahda. Similar to another poster on here, read FR's about her a number of times and tried to triangulate her location. Reconnaissance mission one was a failure, went into 2 AMP's across the road from the bus station and was told no Indian available. The rest of the talent was not enticing enough so called it quits.

Unfortunately mission two was also unfruitful as I thought I had locked down the place (defence Road side) but again was told no Indian. Was shown a couple of other ladies by the lady behind the counter (lets call her Miss G) but had to decline as they were not what I was looking for. Miss G was wearing a low cut top with assets perked up and fully on display. She is on the chubby side and in that transition phase to full MILF! With her noticing me noticing her, she replied she was also available. Having watched American Pie recently and with the words MILF MILF MILF running through me head, I thought what the heck and went along with it.

She showed me to the room and asked me get changed. Room was small and dimly lit and she walked back in offering a choice of oil or dry massage. I went with the former.

Miss G is Thai and has conversational level of English. Glad to say massage was decent on it's own. Face down with a towel to cover my modesty, she occasionally made contact my balls and rested her ample bosom on my back. Enough to let me know more may be on offer. On the flip, mini me was still sort of mini me which I saw her notice. She proceeded to massage the rest of my body and but with plenty more accidental touches which had me teetering between half and full mast.

With 15 minutes to go, she asked how the massage was going. I replied it was fine but could be better if the bit she had not massaged yet could also be given some attention. She looked around the room, as if she had never asked this before and said it would be 100 extra for a HJ. Not really looking for anything more than this, I negotiated 150 with access.

Off came her clothing and she climbed on top proceeding with a very good HJ cupping by balls in one hand and stroking my shaft with the other. I prefer a bit of meat on women and the sight of her titties bobbling up and down was enough to get me going. I requested a boobjob to finish and told her to keep going right till every last drop was out. She kindly obliged and I exploded right between her mammary glands.

All in all, a decent experience but dampened somewhat as I didn't get to find Indian Miss are. If a kind member can PM me her precise location I would be extremely grateful.

Review for Miss G.

Place 6/10- Clean, although room was tiny.

Body 6.5/10- On the chubby side but I personally prefer that.

Massage 8/10- good massage even on its own.

HJ / Boobjob- 9/10 - No complaints. Had a smile on her face throughout.

Damage- 100 house, 100 HJ, 50 for access. Total 250.

WIR- 50/50. I may go back.

First FR over. Cheers.

[Rocky Bigboner]

Went to Illusions last night. I went last night and blew a few months of mongering money.

Went to Illusions Tuesday around 10:30 by 11:30 mostly older CIS. Saw a youngish petite girl- Zaina from Azerbaijan or Turkey, she said DFK and CIM. First refuses to go home and wants hotel, she offers to pay so I am game. Go to a cheap hotel across the street and she doesn't want to do DFK, can't get beyond my tip in her mouth and keeps stopping to spitnin a towel (I know my dick don't stink) and my breath was minty fresh too. Gives a sucky OWO and let's go as soon as I start to come, so I finish my self. Then she like come again so we can go. Gave up after 30 minutes, goes into the bathroom and next thing I know she's by the door and ready to go. I didn't want to create a scene or be rough so I let her go. Damage 1000 AED. I agreed to 1000 because she said all night and she said yes to everything I asked.

[DarkKnight2016]

Thanks for the reply bud!

I still went out on my own, and must admit it was a decent night.

Checked in at LRM, even though the rooms are pricier than the Gold Rush, they are simply so much nicer and comfier! Left my car there and flagged a taxi to Gold Rush, reached there around 10:30 as I wanted to grab a bite but the place was packed. Seriously felt uncomfortable there, don't know why but it felt really stuffy. Plus the thought of going through the pain, not to forget the walk of shame, of getting a taxi back to LRM with my new friend.

So went back to LRM and got a table there, entrance for hotel guests was AED 85 (did not have to pay the fee), if I remember correctly. The guys know me there, especially the girls, so I felt comfortable pretty quickly. It was AED 945 for a JW black, managed to go through 3/4 of it and left the remaining with the guys behind the bar. Oh, and I ended up going with an old friend of mine, a more mature lady, mixed Russian and some Eastern European country, at least that's what she claims. Not a looker, but decent body and great attitude. AED 800 for full night, that included two rounds, one at 9 AM in the morning and I dropped her off at her place very close to the Russian embassy around 10 AM. All in all, a very decent Thursday evening in ADX.

I'll drop you a msg and we can agree on the logistics.

Take care and be safe!

I'm up for it this week returning to AD Tuesday- even up for weekends but the weekends tend to be pricier. DM if interested.

[Rocky Bigboner]

I'm up for it this week returning to AD Tuesday- even up for weekends but the weekends tend to be pricier. DM if interested.

Good evening gents.

Just thought of floating an idea past you hardcore mongers.

Feeling like going out for a hunt this evening at Dana or Royal Meridien tonight, 2 August, 2018, however I am on my own this weekend. How about meeting up, getting a table and hunting in pack.

It will be cheaper, more fun and maybe get to make new friends.

Let me know.

Have fun and be safe!