Abu Dhabi

[Nice Guy 99]

I chatted with a Russian looking girl from tinder for a bit, and made arrangements to meet up. When I got to the location, I got locked in the building by some completely different, and very unappealing girls, and basically was held there until I coughed up the money.

Dude! Walk down Hamdan street in the evening and pick up an Asian or two. The Africans and CIS are MUCH more likely to give you a problem. Don't rely on Tinder. Get involved and see what you are booking.

[FantasticMax]

Red Flag 1- She says pay me first

Every decent escort expects to be paid first. That's not a red flag, it's industry standard. They do this so you don't try to rip them off after you've already fucked them. The only girls I've ever had who didn't expect payment first were total rookies.

[Snow1998]

This is my first time in the UAE, and I'd heard / read about the hobbyist scene here. I'm staying with family rather than in a hotel, and I don't have a ton of time to wander off on my own. So paying for a hotel room just for an hour or whatever seemed pretty unnecessary, and I started looking for a way to find a girl I could go to for a short time. I figured that, despite reading warnings on this forum, using tinder was probably going to be my best bet. I really should have listened to you guys!

Depends on what your looking for. Should have time for RTFF so you can avoid the scams and trouble you had. Best option visit one of numerous massage parlors and try the extras. In your situation that would be the best. Plenty of cards left on cars and lying on the ground in car parks.

[Kabul Guy]

This is my first time in the UAE, and I'd heard / read about the hobbyist scene here. .....

My first bad experience was from a tinder profile advertising massages with pictures of Asian girls. ....

My second attempt went even worse. ..... And to any other newbies out there, learn from my mistakes and be very, very careful on tinder!

Para76.

Welcome to the hobby.

I think your analysis of the first incident is correct. You may have done something to spook them and they directed you away from them. They may also have just gotten busy and couldn't take you then or perhaps they had some other problem and could even have been protecting you.

Mongering in the UAE can be difficult because the entire hobby operates outside of any sort of law enforcement protection. In many places you can go to LE if you are robbed and they will not care too much about why you were there and will focus on you being robbed. Some places the LE will simply use why you were there as an excuse to extort some additional cash from you. Every place is different and a lot will depend on the attitude of the individual LE you are talking to and if he has any relationship with the people who robbed you.

Personally I don't take any more than I intend to spend and if I was threatened I'd give up the cash and get out of there intact. A cheap burner monger phone instead of your new Galaxy or iPhone is a good idea too.

All my experience in the UAE is in Dubai and is not recent so I cannot give you any particulars but as a newbie either to the hobby or to an area, stick with places and providers known and reviewed by trusted people on this and similar boards. If you get enough posts to be senior member or pay the fee you get PM services and once you show that you are a contributor you will get lots of help from others here. (While there is some variation between different areas, I have found that this site is generally the most helpful of the other mongering sites I have looked at.).

Posts like you made help; some idea of the details especially on the robbery incident would help other avoid the problem. Remember LE reviews these boards I would not hesitate to give identifying information, as much as is allowed by the rules of the board anyway, and if you get lucky LE just might pay them a visit. (Other boards may have different rules on posting identifying information so you may want to use them as well.) Information not allowed to be posted on the main site can be transmitted by PM.

Sometimes the price of the room is part of the price of the hobby. Take a low end room at a nice place and it might not be as bad as you think. Ask near the airports for short stays saying you have a long layover and you just may get a deal if they are not all booked.

Happy Humping.

KG.

[Wicked Roger]

This is my first time in the UAE,

My second attempt went even worse. I chatted with a Russian looking girl from tinder for a bit, and made arrangements to meet up. When I got to the location, I got locked in the building by some completely different, and very unappealing girls, and basically was held there until I coughed up the money. At this point, I've gotten no action whatsoever, and am feeling pretty turned off to the whole thing. If anyone more experienced wants to help me find a more reliable way to meet up with someone, I'd really, really appreciate it. And to any other newbies out there, learn from my mistakes and be very, very careful on tinder!

This is amply covered in the UAE board and a RTFF would have told you to watch out. Last week another member was forced to pay up etc in the same type scam but some people never learn and never RTFF.

[Para76]

This is my first time in the UAE, and I'd heard / read about the hobbyist scene here. I'm staying with family rather than in a hotel, and I don't have a ton of time to wander off on my own. So paying for a hotel room just for an hour or whatever seemed pretty unnecessary, and I started looking for a way to find a girl I could go to for a short time. I figured that, despite reading warnings on this forum, using tinder was probably going to be my best bet. I really should have listened to you guys!

My first bad experience was from a tinder profile advertising massages with pictures of Asian girls. I hit them up on Whatsapp, and got some information on pricing and where to go. I took a taxi to the location, and was then told to go to a different location across town. This time they gave me pictures of the building. When I got there, I messaged them and got no response. After waiting about 30-40 minutes, I gave up and left. I'm new to how this works in this country, so I imagine I did something wrong and spooked them.

My second attempt went even worse. I chatted with a Russian looking girl from tinder for a bit, and made arrangements to meet up. When I got to the location, I got locked in the building by some completely different, and very unappealing girls, and basically was held there until I coughed up the money. At this point, I've gotten no action whatsoever, and am feeling pretty turned off to the whole thing. If anyone more experienced wants to help me find a more reliable way to meet up with someone, I'd really, really appreciate it. And to any other newbies out there, learn from my mistakes and be very, very careful on tinder!

[Nik7500]

My stay in Abu Dhabi continues and decided to go to Blitz first last night. Pretty slim pickings and after an hour I decided to move to Illusions. Lots of girls here and most of them quite the eye candy. After a couple of beers zeroed in on a young CIS lass, seemed really friendly to talk to and sealed the deal for full night.

Brought her to my hotel and had more to drink.

Red Flag 1- She says pay me first, anyways I said OK to not spoil the mood.

Red Flag 2- She asks, if I have any aspirin, she has some headache.

In any case got her chatting and into the mood. Eventually got into the act and I must say she did try her best in bed, DATY, BBBJ was decent but not the best, and some good ol sex in various positions. Eventually she got tired as I was nowhere close to coming so finally I said lets use the hands and mouth to finish, ended with a CIM.

Anyways after that we slept, morning I was awake and so was junior, this lass is still sleeping. Finally come close to noon I ask her wtf is going on as despite my polite advances for a 2nd round she is fuck bothered.

Red Flag 3 - She says she is tired, headache, yada yada, she isn't an animal (this is despite me being a perfect gentleman in my morning advances instead of slipping it in without much ado! Here basically I knew she is a partial runner. Anyways long story short my mood was gone and told her to get lost. She mumbled a few sorrys and fucked off. Wasted some good reds on this one. What started with a promise was finally a cockup.

Lessons learnt! Despite RTFF and general mongering experience we do still end up getting screwed occasionally, well such is this life!

I am not one for naming and shaming in public but if any of the fellow mongers heading there soon, please PM me to get her name and description.

Review in numbers.

Face 9/10.

Figure 9/10.

Sex- 7/10.

GFE- started off as a 5 and ended up at 1/10.

WIR. Fuck no.

Safe mongering gents, enjoy reading your reports here. Tonight might head to 49 ers to see is lady luck smiles on me. So far its been 2 bad and 1 good so not a good success rate honestly.

P.S. If anyone is keen on winging it tonight feel free to PM and we can catch up for a beer while checking the talent at 49 ers.

PPS If anyone cares to share any enthusiastic CIS girls digits (Am into fit looking rather than too slim or too heavy), would appreciate it, getting a little tired of playing horny roulette and losing!

[Leaky Pipes]

So I made a recent return trip to the capital for business. And capped it off with a bit of pleasure on a Saturday night (about a week ago. Or so).

Did not have much time, so decided to hit my old haunt 49 ers. God, I still remember seeing the groovehearts play for the first time so many years ago. Maybe more than a decade now? Only Allen sanmilan, the lead, is still in the band. I guess he's the mainstay. These guys really know how to service the crowd with their music.

But that's not what this report is about. I wasn't necessarily looking for some punting action, but I've not been known to turn down an opportunity when it presents itself. Looked around, noticed that compared to when I was a resident, there were a lot less PRC on site this time round. I think I saw maybe 2-3? Surprisingly not too bad looking, but not what I was after.

The central Asians, IMHO, are the best of the lot in 49 ers. But there's more miss than hit, so it is very very important that one maintains standards and not compromise too easily. Eventually, a youngish looking one caught my eye. During one of the set breaks by the band, I moved to the far inside by the windows and smoked a cigarette and enjoyed my drink. My earlier eye contact with the little beauty paid off, as she wandered into sight again, and sidled her way up to me. After an exchange of smiles, we got to chatting. She gave her name as Monica, said she was 27. She said she was from Uzbekistan. Which I found interesting because past experience was that these girls tended to claim they were from Kazakhstan. I appreciated the candor and agreed to take her short term (had an early flight to catch) and she agreed to wait until I had my musical and / or alcohol fill. Said she didn't drink but accepted an orange juice.

We decided to use the onsite facilities. Went to the nearby store for protection. Made our way to the room, and she sprang into action. Quite literally, she sprang to give me a tight hug and initiated DFK. A good portent of things to come. She asked for her compensation first. Not my preferred approach, but I was not in the mood to argue over this. This would turn out to be one of the rare occasions for me where paying upfront did not lead to a negative outcome.

She had really good GFE. After a bit more kissing and petting, she asked if I wanted to shower together. I wasn't going to turn down that offer. Sans her heels, she was about 1. 58 m or so. Nice pair of natural tits, not too large but a nice be cup, I'd estimate. Overall, very nice figure and quite a turn on. She was attentive during the shower, and receptive to my fondling and kissing.

We wiped off, and made our way to the bed. She initiated DATY, and was very keen to have me finger her until she was either cumming or close to it. Her pussy got real wet and she was jerking about. We must have been at it for about 15 minutes? Then she moved to initiate a blow job, covered but not too bad. She paid a lot of attention to arousing me both in the members area and elsewhere. Once I was good and ready, she climbed on top, but I didn't really like the feel so moved to missionary. I alternated between heavy fast pumping and long slow strokes, and that drew a good response, so we kept going for some time before I finished.

Then we chatted for a while before she asked me if I wanted to call it a night or go another round. I told her that I wanted to rest a bit before round 2 and she obliged. In the meantime, I just lay there with her and explored every inch of her that I could. I really liked her tits, got to say that. And the making out was fun too. It really made for a more intimate experience.

Eventually, the motor started running again, and again I gave her ample fingering and licking. She really did seem to enjoy herself with that. She returned the favour although alas it was again a covered BJ. This time we started in doggy position. It was possibly my most enjoyable part of what was a very good night. I could feel her pussy getting progressively wetter and she was also tightening up a bit. Plus, the moans were sensual as hell. Eventually I decided I preferred having a look at her pretty face as I came, so I flipped her around for Missionary, but this time I propped her legs against her shoulder for maximum penetration. She did not protest and started moaning even more, and louder. Feeling I was close, went for a burst of glory.

We washed up, and as we left the room, she gave me a long kiss at the door. Capping off a night to remember.

[Doc Quack]

Got the number of a Thai handler off of twitter, started chatting over whatsapp and they sent me a place to meet and a few real photos and some fake. Went to the location which was in the Mina area and was told to wait for someone to come and meet me to point out the building and flat number.

Access was easy, went up the lift and knocked on the door of the apartment. I was rushed in by one of the girls and was taken to a one of the bedrooms (noobie mistake. Didn't find the time to ask for a line up!) Met with Sansan? Sonson? Something along those lines. A 30 ish year old Thai lady who was super enthusiastic. Had her hands all over me as soon as I walked in, she went straight into DFK and loved using her tongue before asking me for her gift. She was gone for a minute after I paid up before coming back to touch me up and back to more DFK.

Eventually we undressed each other with lots of kissing. She had a firm-ish body with great tits but a flat ass and skinny legs, her stomach had a vertical see-sec scar, face was average. Wasn't in the mood for DATY so I fingered her super tight pussy until she came after which I lay back as she gave me a very good BJ with CIM. She didn't swallow which was a shame but after she cleaned up she gave me a massage and she kept kissing me all over, then she started playing with my balls and cock until I got hard again.

She put a condom on me, then tried for a couple of minutes to enter her in missionary but her pussy was so tight it was ridiculous, had her get on top and that seemed to work. She fucked me, moaning and getting wetter the whole time. Tried a few more positions until her back on top. As I was cumming she started tightening her pussy muscles which felt incredible, that pussy was something else.

Lay in bed together for a while after that she kept feeling me up, saying she loved me and asking when I'd come back to fuck her again. On the way out I spotted a much younger, pale skinned cutie.

Location: 6/10 neighborhood has a few of these apartments, easy access, bit worn down.

Face: 6/10 decent looking.

Body: 6/10 great tits but a flat ass, soft abdomen and a see-sec scar was a surprise.

BJ: 8/10.

Sex: 9/10 god damn that pussy is tight.

Enthusiasm: 10/10, definite GFE.

WIR: Yes, probably to try the younger cute lady.

Damage: 4 reds.

[Nik7500]

So this time am in Abu Dhabi instead of Dubai. Went to a CIS oriented bar in a well known mongering hotel where I am staying anyways.

Picked up this CIS chick and took her to my room. Fuck me she had literally no tits. Not too bad a figure though so I said to myself what the hell, I need a fuck no matter what. Anyways after an average round she said she is tired etc etc and just put me off totally. So I let her go. Waste of money and rather have paid my left hand to do a better job.

Face 7/10.

Figure 6/10 - no tits:/ just them nipples poking out of her chest.

Sex- 3/10 near starfish and for some reason she felt yelling random arab words will turn me on, I mean WTF? I am not arabic BTW.

GFE-1/10.

Night 2 - went to a popular club that has a live band and plenty WG. Got some really good vibes from a CIS girl so picked her up and got her to my hotel. Best part about abu dhabi is most hotels are GF.

Drank some more in the room and got into it. She was pretty shy at first but eventually DATY did her in. Outstanding performance and she stayed in till 1 PM the next day.

Face 7/10.

Figure 8/10 - taller than me and I am 6'1".

Sex- 8/10.

GFE- 7/10 but I am guessing this is because she is still raw and less experienced!

Anyways as is my thing if I like someone enough I exchange WA numbers for a future booty call so duly took her number too.

Happy hunting guys.

[AlphaBeta2017]

Hey gang,

Went back to Mama Cupcake to try another girl. I decided to go with Mimi this time, a thai with nice boobs.

Mimi proceeded to with the message as soon as I lay down, the massage was ok but she applied more pressure that my liking. At the flip, she asked If I have any special requests and I asked for body to body and paid her 2 reds. She then got undressed and we start to do some kissing and then she started to rub my penis on his pussy, I had a condom with me so I asked let me put the condom cause you are literally putting my dick inside you. She said OK but no sex. I put on the condom and proceeded with rubbing her clit and rubbing my dick on her V and tried to put it but she resisted and said she don't do FS to my disappointment. I then asked her to give me a BJ and finished cumming on her body.

Face: 6/10 OK looking.

Body: 7/10 decent body and natural tits.

Massage: 5/10, ok massage but applied too much pressure for my liking.

Special: 5/10, got body to body, BBBJ and HJ but no FS.

WIR: No as most other girls in this AMP provide FS.

Damage: 120 for the room + 200 for the girl.

[Doc Quack]

First off, thanks SamiHeart and Plush Tiger for your messages! Ended up picking a Thai service provider off of tinder. Should be back with a report soon.

[SamiHeart143]

Don't know if this is the right place but while swiping through Tinder found a Vietnamese lady advertising her services. Contacted her on whatsapp and she says she's an independant, I asked her for photos and a voice recording and she obliged.

Just wanted to ask if anyone has experience with this sort of thing, how safe is it to go incall to someone from Tinder, are there any other security things I should ask?

Appreciate any feedback / advice as I've read all the horror stories!

Doc,

I've had many bad experiences. Tinder is not safe. At one point I was house arrest and had to give money so they could let me go. Be safe and always go for elite or at least well known places.

[Plush Tiger]

Don't know if this is the right place but while swiping through Tinder found a Vietnamese lady advertising her services. Contacted her on whatsapp and she says she's an independant, I asked her for photos and a voice recording and she obliged.

Just wanted to ask if anyone has experience with this sort of thing, how safe is it to go incall to someone from Tinder, are there any other security things I should ask?

Appreciate any feedback / advice as I've read all the horror stories!

I am in Dubai and I essentially use social media to find new providers with the difference that I cannot accommodate therefore I go out-calls most of the time with the risk of bait and switch. I would argue that incalls are a bit safer since you control the environment. An easy tactic to find out is to use the same approach as they do. Ask her to go to a building next to yours and call you once there. Once she calls you as k her how she is dressed and try to be posted in a place from where you can observe her (your window, a coffee shop, your car etc.) from there if she corresponds to the pics you can lead her to your building or if you want some more safety checks to the reception (even better if there is security she would not dare to do anything wrong. So she would be there for you to pick up or lead upstairs. There is an interesting albeit story of a mishap with an in-call woman, you might search MMA (the punter mentioned that his wife was an MMA fighter and he was a boxer). I would also argue that I have rarely heard of incidents with Asians, but who knows she is really Asian (you might guess from the accent though).

Stay safe, have fun and good luck.

[Doc Quack]

Don't know if this is the right place but while swiping through Tinder found a Vietnamese lady advertising her services. Contacted her on whatsapp and she says she's an independant, I asked her for photos and a voice recording and she obliged.

Just wanted to ask if anyone has experience with this sort of thing, how safe is it to go incall to someone from Tinder, are there any other security things I should ask?

Appreciate any feedback / advice as I've read all the horror stories!