2003 Archived Reports

[Johnny Wadd]

I can vouch for Flapjack's taste of women at Las Chavelas. When I was out there a couple of weeks ago, I saw some nice young trim (Thursday night). I didn't see as much talent on my return this past Saturday, put I did see some nice young ones.

I had a nice session at the Mermaids strip joint, locating near Adelitas. A little pricey ($80 for everything), but it was low key which I like. The girl I was with was 27 years old and she had a natural 32C rack. I was surprised she was 27 - she didn't show much wear and tear. She was friendly, and we took a shower together afterwards.

Mermaids is actually a massage place upstairs, and they give you a no bullshit menu when you enter. The menu thing was a little strange - wasn't sure if I was at a MP or McD's.

However, their selection is small, and so I probably won't return.

[FlapJacK]

Originally posted by TjMax
FlapJack,

Uniformed Cops are not the norm for these bars!!!!!

If the same is true on your next meeting,
I would be VERY, VERY careful!!!!

-Max

Now that I think about it I am not sure if they were uniformed Cops or just rent -O- Pigs? They had on Uniforms and I seen maybe 2 of them in the place. They looked the same as the guys at the front door.

I’m starting to wonder if I should just blow her off and not waste hers or my time and stick with the professional ladies. I’m not looking for trouble and do not wish to hurt anyone. But she sure is dam cute and has a very cool personality. Not sure if I can stop my self from meeting her again.

[TjMax]

FlapJack,

Uniformed Cops are not the norm for these bars!!!!!

If the same is true on your next meeting,
I would be VERY, VERY careful!!!!

-Max

[Explorer8939]

1) many chicas claim to be **** in the zona.

2) my understanding is that it is the job of the policia to weed out the **** chicas in the zona, not the monger.

3) some clubs allow **** girls who work the ficha bar, but do not go upstairs.

[Hooky]

Flapdoodle--

When is her birthday and can I have her phone number?

Seriously though, how is your Spanish?
18 = "diez y OCHO"
17 = "diez y SIETE" (see-eh'-tay)

Were you being charged alot extra for her drinks? Seems funny she was there but then left without trying for some business. Sounds very worthwhile to follow up on, good luck.

Hooky

[FlapJacK]

Hey guys I met this very cute little girl in Las chavelous last night. She was so sweet and nice looking, she had a happy innocent look about her and was very cool with me. She dressed nice. Almost sort of like casual business. The stuff Id expect the women at my work to ware. Anyways I got to talking with her and found out she goes to collage in TJ. We did not discuss sex as she never brought the subject up and I’m not the pushy type and I have plenty of patience. I Just sat with her and chatting with her made me fell all warm inside. Very different then any of the other girls I have ever met. She asked me to dance a few times while we hung out and drank. (Spent around 4 - 5 hours with her) The more she drank the more talkative she became and she started to open up to me about life in general.( she took her time drinking) She even offered me her cell phone number and gave it me on a napkin. I tried to slip her a $20. bill as I left but she refused to take it.

Anyways here is the problem. If I understood her correctly. I’m pretty sure she said she was only 17 years old. I always thought they had to be 18 to enter the clubs. So what are the laws in Mexico as far as her being 17 and cute as hell and being in a place like that? I’m wondering if it was some sort of a set up with the Local law enforcement? Is she considered a minor? Is it illegal for me to be with her?

I did see a few uniformed pigs in the place but they seemed harmless. But I was not about to step into the unknown and find out in a bad way. So I just hung with her and had a good time.

I’m suppose to meet her in 2 weeks during the day time to hang out and go for lunch and maybe go to the plaza Rio mall and walk around or go to a movie or whatever. She offered to show me around TJ as I told her I did not know TJ very well.

Can someone tell me whats going on here?

[trail]

speed: the massage at azteca massage is excellent - but it is just a massage - no sexual contact. the girl will keep her clothes on, but most will climb up on the table when needed to give you a good deep massage. the massage lasts about one hour. in my experience, the girls were rather young, maybe in their 20's, 30's at most, and reasonably attractive, but they are all good at massage and they work your entire body. it's $20 for a massage and shower - you will probably want the shower after the massage to wash off the excess lotion/oil. after the massage, you may want to tip $5 or so (i always do) as you won't see the girl after that. take your clothes into the shower with you, because when you're done, you exit out the front door and pay the receptionist. i have found the massages at azteca to be very relaxing and well worth the price. you won't be disappointed unless you are expecting something sexual.

[irishman]

Pacifico, good point about the need to be in control of the situation with the girl and be explicit about what you want. This is one of the main points I have been trying to make in my recent posts. However, you also made my point quite nicely that the culture at AB and CC is that of at least bad service and often rip offs.

Like you, I have heard girls mock "gringos" they have taken advantage of, although when I have heard them it is about the amount of money they got someone to pay. One stunning girl at AB I got to know (she was friends with a non-pro I was dating) bragged one time that she had gotten a gringo (not a term of endearment) to pay her $1000 for 4 hours. Bragging about poor service, as you describe, I have never heard and seems an odd thing to brag about.

Anyway, that kind of attitude is exactly why bad service is the norm at AB and CC. More power to you if you have found otherwise, and being explicit about what you want, as you say, and careful in picking girls helps improve the experiences at those places. While the poor attitudes and culture of bad service can be overcome and good times had, poor service is indeed the norm, particularly for the average guy who goes to those places. By the way, I get no satisfaction out of saying this. It is just such a shame, as those places could be really special.

I tend to avoid both places because at other places in TJ one doesn't have to overcome such negativism.

[Thruster]

The mechanical SG. Picked her up on the corner of The Alley (northside) and Constitution. She's about 5'0" and looked to be about 16 but claimed to be 18. After getting a few smiles from her, she took me up to the room and performed cowgirl, doggy, and missionary with as little noise and expression as possible. No matter how hot a girl is, without any sign of human emotion coming from them, it makes it quite dull and makes you wish you had invested your money on someone else.

The better SG. Picked up Sophia (apx. 5'4" shoulder length hair with black and white one-piece mini skirt) on the corner of Constitution (eastside) and Coahuila. Not having as much "gunpowder" since this was my second time, she was patient and kind enough to put in a little effort to make sure that the show would go on. I went over the 20 minute mark by about 5 minutes but she kept on going till the end of the movie. A little bit mechanical, but she showed much more emotion that the previous robot.

Mechanical but inexpensive.

[Dinghy]

speedy - the only thing mexico has going for it is that it's close.

you mentioned going to china; of course with the sars thing, that's a bit dicey, but thailand has no sars and a whole load of girls who willing wise and cost wise put mexicans utterly and totally to shame.

of course there is that "little thing" of the 21 hour plane ride from the west coast, and perhaps the language problem (i speak halfway decent spanish but little thai). other than that, thailand is paradise. cheap rooms, cheap food, cheap beer, friendly natives - what more could anyone ask for? ever dget sneered at by a chica when you tip her $1? the thai girls will love you long time for a 50cent tip (actually overestimating the value of 50 cents, its more like $10 - tip is optional)

[Mr Speed]

HEY
CaliCalientex
I'm thinking of going next week of so let me know
anybody else want to go post up

jayf1970
I was wondering how's the massage at
"Azteca massage" I need a good one right about now
do they actually do a good job? in massageing
peace out monager out there
o yah almost forgot about the thailand or phillipine i'm interest in goign there like how much would it run me the ticket and all that other junk summer is coming up and i need a vacation that might be my next stop
DAMN SARS killed my vacation of going china

[Jzjz]

Visited TJ for the first time last week, and had an incredible time. After reading WSJ TJ section, I visited Adelitas, sat down and checked out the girls. Unlike US establishments, AB was low key with staff very friendly and not pushy--girls and waiters.

Left AB and visited Chicago Club. It was late--3am--and only two girls working. Left there quickly and back to AB.

There were about 20 girls at AB. Some were thin bleach blond beauties, and others were more curvacious, and still others were big boned. I hooked up with a short hair blonde--boy cut short--5'2, dark eyes, light skin, tattoos, and pierced navel, lip, and nose. Her name was Nirvana, and her english was pretty good. The session was the usual--60 + 11 room + 1 tip for room cleaner.

The 30 minute escapade was incredible--almost total GFE with exception of DFK. We did it in about 8 different positions--cowboy, mish, standing, lap dance style, etc. She was totally hot and totally turned on. She weighed about 100 lbs. We spoke after the session, and she admitted that she usually rushes the session, makes the guy cum as soon as possible, and moves on. For some reason, we totally bonded at the table when we met and I bought her a drink. Like many people posted, buying a drink for $7 is a good idea, because you can "test drive" the goods before making the plunge. It's money well worth investing.

Nirvana is from Chihuahua and will be working for another month before getting breast enhancement surgery. I'm not sure if she is going to return after the boob job, but she is going to work everyday until then.

Peace Out

[Pacifico]

I definately don't agree that the rip-offs and bad service are the norm in AB and CC. Most of the girls will do what you tell them to do, but when there is a communication barrier, that is when they will take advantage. I've even heard girls bragging to me about how they can have their way with the "gringos" who will put up with it, and never will complain or assert themselves because they wouldn't know how to.

[irishman]

Pepto, right on, there are no hard and fast rules that guarantee anything and one must be patient, selective, and willing to endure trial and error. One or a few bad experiences should not necessarily discourage anyone. And going off the beaten track is excellent advice.

The whole point is to learn what to look for to better the odds of having a good experience. The factors I find important to look for with a chica have been gleaned from experience, but bad service from a chica can still happen even when those factors are present. But watching for those factors definitely increases the percentage of good experiences.

However, I will repeat that the problem with AB and CC is not that occasionally a girl will give bad service, it is that bad service is the rule rather than the exception. This is why one has to be so vigilant in assessing the girls.

[Hardbarg]

had a disagreement once with the girl (ab) over the price we had negotiated downstairs. no choice but to walk out. went back to the desk, demanded and received refund of room charge. was not hassled at all. be sure to take back the still rolled up towel. ymmv

irishman - keep talking, youv've got the right attitude.