Argentina - Spanish Phrases

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[Knuckhead]

Happy (impending) new year, fellow mongers!

Today I was cleaning up my book cases a little, and came across a lillte book I had bought a while back. I got a big laugh out of it, and thought it would be appropriate to share it with you. Unfortunately, the search function is still not working properly, so, my apologies if this has been covered before.

The book is called: "Mierda! The Real Spanish You Were Never Taught in School", by Frances de Talavera Berger. ISBN 0-452-26424-3. Here's a link to it on Amazon. It basically is a collection of very nasty, vulgar Spanish idioms you may one day come across in your mongering career in South America. Note, however, this does not constitue an endorsement of vulgarity by Sexplorer , simply that it is not unreasonable to expect to one day come across some of these expressions and it is good to be able to understand them.

In case you are interested, there is also a Russian version of the same book called "Dermo", which I'll post in the Russia board shortly.

[transatrampa]

1) How many pesos for all night?

¿cuánto (me cobrás) por toda la noche?, (en pesos)

It's not mandatory to say "me cobrás", and mentioning the kind of currency at the end it's just to be sure of what you are talking about.

2) What time will you want to leave?

¿a qué hora queres irte?

3) Will we go to a short time hotel?

¿vamos un rato a un hotel?

4) Do you have a friend for a threesome?

¿tenes una amiga para una fiesta (or fiestita)?

Any relation with more than 2 persons is a Fiesta, sexually speaking.

5) Is it ok to take photos - no faces?

¿puedo sacar fotos sin mostrar la cara?

6) How many pesos for 2 hours?

¿cuánto (me cobrás) por 2 horas? en pesos, por favor.

Or better

¿Cuáles son tus honorarios por 2 horas? (that would make the girl feel conssidered as a professional, not just a hooker)

7) Do you want to come home with me?

¿querés venir conmigo?

8) You are a very sexy woman

Sos muy sexy. (it's not a question)

this is the way we speak in Buenos Aires, it's not the same in other cities in Argentina.

Also to speak with the syllabes read backwards, its an extremely confident way to speak, if it is a first meeting, being a little formal is not bad policy.

[Out for Flesh]

I am not Argentinean, but I probably spot a couple of mistakes here -- that is, if you want to stick to the usual argentinean grammar...

2) A que hora piensas irte?
3) Iremos a un motel por un rato.

2) should probably be "A qué hora pensás irte?"

3) is more subtle: the single-verb form of the future (the so-called "futuro imperfecto") is not used any longer in Argentina; they use a progressivo form instead. I.e., it should be "Vamos a ir a un motel por un rato.". From what I know, if you say "telo", instead of motel, that'll be just perfect: "telo" (i.e., 'hotel' with the syllabes read backwards) is hotel where, ahem, rooms are rented by the hour.

[Anzac]

Dave,

In that case you'd better look out big fella!! I'd love to get bashed up by those two, where can I find them?

Cheers,

Anzac

[Member #3430]

Hey bro

I ain't scared of you!
I just hired the twins as body guards - they'll suck you to death if you try to mess with me!




David

[Anzac]

To Elvis - Thanks mate for info - I think
To Havanaman - Thanks for the tip/hint re "novio"
To Capt Dave - You'd hope I never catch up with you.

Thanks guys

[Elvis]

1) Cuantos pesos por toda la noche?
2) A que hora piensas irte?
3) Iremos a un motel por un rato.
4) Tenes una amiga para un trio?
5) Puedo tomar fotos - sin tomar tu rostro?
6) Cuantos pesos por 2 horas ?
7) Queres venir a mi apartamento o hotel?
8) Sos muy sexy/linda/bellisima !

Hi Guys,

Will be in BA soon and have my trusty spanish dictionary at hand. However, I was wondering if someone would be kind enough to write down some spanish for the following:

1) How many pesos for all night?
2) What time will you want to leave?
3) Will we go to a short time hotel?
4) Do you have a friend for a threesome?
5) Is it ok to take photos - no faces?
6) How many pesos for 2 hours?
7) Do you want to come home with me?
8) You are a very sexy woman?

Any help much appreciated guys, Anzac

[Organicgrowth]

Anzac

Rusty Spanish, yes indeed: about an inch thick! Take your dictionary dude, as I do…

By the way just copy and past some of these gems into an online translator, LOL. Hint: novio = Boy Boyfriend.

Regards, Havanaman

[Elvis]

Bob,

Onda= gfe
pete(pt)= blowjob
also, pete sin (BBBJ) while pete con (CBJ)
gft(gift)= price
ogt (ogete)= ass

Although my Spanish is pretty poor, I think that I can use the posts on /www.bairesgirls.com.ar/foro in my research of girls I might want to see on my next trip. I am finding a few key words which my dictionary is not helping me with. One is "onda". It gets a numeric value. One is "PT". (¿preservativo?) And I find "ogt" and "gft" used. What would they stand for?

Gracias, Bob

[Elvis]

Sos muy chistoso

Anzac

My spanish is a little rusty, but try these.....


1) How many pesos for all night?
Si te doy una fortuna puedes pasar toda la noche con migo?

2) What time will you want to leave?
Seguro que me voy a acabar muy pronto y puedes salir en seguida.

3) Will we go to a short time hotel?
Vamos a Punte del Este?

4) Do you have a friend for a threesome?
Tienes un novio? (Me gusto los hombres tambien)

5) Is it ok to take photos - no faces?
Tengo miedo que se rumpa mi camera si saco una foto de una chica tan fea

6) How many pesos for 2 hours?
Te compro un auto nuevo por dos horas de tu tiempo

7) Do you want to come home with me?
Vamos a Punte del Este otra vez!

8) You are a very sexy woman?
Huelo a olor de pescado - viene de vos?

Hope this helps!

David

[Member #3430]

Anzac

My spanish is a little rusty, but try these.....


1) How many pesos for all night?
Si te doy una fortuna puedes pasar toda la noche con migo?

2) What time will you want to leave?
Seguro que me voy a acabar muy pronto y puedes salir en seguida.

3) Will we go to a short time hotel?
Vamos a Punte del Este?

4) Do you have a friend for a threesome?
Tienes un novio? (Me gusto los hombres tambien)

5) Is it ok to take photos - no faces?
Tengo miedo que se rumpa mi camera si saco una foto de una chica tan fea

6) How many pesos for 2 hours?
Te compro un auto nuevo por dos horas de tu tiempo

7) Do you want to come home with me?
Vamos a Punte del Este otra vez!

8) You are a very sexy woman?
Huelo a olor de pescado - viene de vos?

Hope this helps!

David

[Anzac]

Hi Guys,

Will be in BA soon and have my trusty spanish dictionary at hand. However, I was wondering if someone would be kind enough to write down some spanish for the following:

1) How many pesos for all night?
2) What time will you want to leave?
3) Will we go to a short time hotel?
4) Do you have a friend for a threesome?
5) Is it ok to take photos - no faces?
6) How many pesos for 2 hours?
7) Do you want to come home with me?
8) You are a very sexy woman?

Any help much appreciated guys, Anzac

[Alliwantislove]

Although my Spanish is pretty poor, I think that I can use the posts on /www.bairesgirls.com.ar/foro in my research of girls I might want to see on my next trip. I am finding a few key words which my dictionary is not helping me with. One is "onda". It gets a numeric value. One is "PT". (¿preservativo?) And I find "ogt" and "gft" used. What would they stand for?

Gracias, Bob

[DownBA]

A friend of mine who is a Colombian native who teaches Spanish as a second language has a good, common sense suggestion on how to really accelerate your Spanish language learning and you can administer this with the minimalistic investment of a good Spanish-English dictionary.

The theory is that in our daily lives we typically don't use more than 100-200 different vocabulary words...SO, you start by taking inventory of these 100-200 words - write them down on a piece of paper - and start memorizing as many as you can by using cue cards or any other method you like.

As for verbs, one of my monger friends has an interesting theory on Spanish verbs that he claims works even if you dont' yet know how to conjugate them: he says that you should just say the verb in the "infinitive" form, i.e., if you wanted to eat you'd simply announce, "comer" and rest assured that a chica you're with will most definitely understand your intention. Same if you want to fuck, just announce, "coger" and you'll be communicating in Spanish and in most cases you'll get some correction from the native speaker. If you want to look for chicas, announce "buscar chicas" and so on and so on.

It shouldn't be that difficult for the average monger to achieve the attainable goal of memorizing 100 words in fairly short order and doing this will ensure the monger will have a better time communicating with the chicas.

Next, try like heck to speak to your BA bedmates no matter how poorly you speak since you're likely going to hear responses that you'll begin to remember after you hear enough repetition and you're also likely to receive some invaluable language lessons from your chica of the moment.

Lastly, my cardinal rule on Spanish language: carry a dictionary around with you, one of the small pocket ones, and as you search for a Spanish word to fit a situation, look it up right then and there and say it a few times aloud or in your head, learning these words contextually makes all the difference in the world and helps lock in the meanings in your memory! As you walk the streets read every sign above stores, in store windows, advertisements, etc, and look up every word you don't know. If you did this during your 1 week trip to BA you'd be amazed at how quickly your vocabulary improves. Lots of luck learning this beautiful language mongers! DownBA