Sex Toys Discussion

[Cybertron]

I bought a Durex Play Vibration to masturbate, but it's not very pleasurable.

Any tips on how to use it?

[Nikki Creampie]

The best tool is an eroscillator. It will positively drive her wild. Worth every cent.

http://www.eroscillator.com/

A former girl friend of mine was bitchy and complained that I was not paying her enough attention. We occassionly practiced light bondage so, I hatched a plan when my friend told me about the toy.

I started out the evening with some flowers and wine to get her into the mood. Then I broke out the restraints. Slowly, I kissed and stripped her on the bed. When she was in the mood, I put on the restraints, teasingly. Normally, I would perform oral on her so, she knew what to expect. This time I had something different in mind. I applied a blindfold and took out the eroscillator. She was a bit concerned when she hear the faint buzz, but I assurred her it was nothing. I started out with a little oral. Then proceeded to use the tool on the low setting to tease her clit. She was a bit concerned by seemed to enjoy it. As the teasing got more serious, she began to pull on the restraints and ask for more. Soon, she was begging for the orgasm. That is when I got devious. After the first smashing orgasm, I did not let her recover as I usually would. I kept the tool on her clit and slowly moved it around the area. He orgasms flowed like her pussy juices. Cries of pleasure alternated between beggings for me to give her a break. Of course, I ignored her pleas. She began to trash about wildly, screaming at times. I could see her muscles tense up and shake violently. Her attempts to avoid the oscillations were of no use. I could see her eyes roll into her head as her body covered with sweat. This was only after 15 minutes. I tortured her for another 5 minutes. At that point, she was exhaused and I though it was safe to release her from her restraints. She was too tired to attack me, and boy was she angry. But her legs were too tired to support her weight.

I think the best sex toy for US ladies is the JACK RABBIT. It's DP and it effin great for pussy pleasure.

[Chocha Monger]

Thailand mongers will love this. Sometimes when Asia gets to you it's time to go out with a bang in Bangkok! This list will make sure that you have everything to do it right.

http://www.tmz.com/2009/06/10/david-...-auto-erotica/

[Chocha Monger]

John Wilmot, Earl of Rochester


You Ladyes all of Merry England
Who have been to kisse the Dutchesse's hand,
Pray did you lately observe in the Show
A Noble Italian call'd Signior Dildo?
The Signior was one of her Highness's Train [5]
And helpt to Conduct her over the Main,
But now she Crys out to the Duke I will go,
I have no more need for Seignior Dildo.
At the Signe of the Crosse in Saint James's Street,
When next you go thither to make your Selfes Sweet, [10]
By Buying of Powder, Gloves, Essence, or Soe
You may Chance get a Sight of Signior Dildo.
You'l take him at first for no Person of Note
Because he appears in a plain Leather Coat:
But when you his virtuous Abilities know [15]
You'll fall down and Worship Signior Dildo.
My Lady Southesk, Heav'ns prosper her for't,
First Cloath'd him in Satten, then brought him to Court;
But his Head in the Circle, he Scarcely durst Show,
So modest a Youth was Signior Dildo. [20]
The good Lady Suffolk thinking no harm,
Had got this poor Stranger hid under her Arm:
Lady Betty by Chance came the Secret to know,
And from her own Mother, Stole Signior Dildo:
The Countesse of Falmouth, of whom People tell [25]
Her Footmen wear Shirts of a Guinea an Ell:
Might Save the Expence, if she did but know
How Lusty a Swinger is Signior Dildo.
By the Help of this Gallant the Countesse of Rafe
Against the feirce Harris preserv'd her Self Safe: [30]
She Stifl'd him almost beneath her Pillow,
So Closely she imbrac'd Signior Dildo.
Our dainty fine Dutchesse's have got a Trick
To Doat on a Fool, for the Sake of his Prick,
The Fopps were undone, did their Graces but know [35]
The Discretion and vigor of Signior Dildo.
That Pattern of Virtue, her Grace of Cleaveland,
Has Swallow'd more Pricks, then the Ocean has Sand,
But by Rubbing and Scrubbing, so large it do's grow,
It is fit for just nothing but Signior Dildo. [40]
The Dutchesse of Modena, tho' she looks high,
With such a Gallant is contented to Lye:
And for fear the English her Secrets shou'd know,
For a Gentleman Usher took Signior Dildo.
The countess of the Cockpit (who knows not her Name) [45]
She's famous in Story, for a Killing Dame:
When all her old Lovers forsake her I Trow
She'l then be contented with Signior Dildo.
Red Howard, Red Sheldon, and Temple so tall
Complain of his absence so long from Whitehall: [50]
Signior Barnard has promis'd a Journy to goe,
And bring back his Countryman Signior Dildo.
Doll Howard no longer with his Highness must Range,
And therefore is profer'd this Civill Exchange:
Her Teeth being rotten, she Smells best below, [55]
And needs must be fitted for Signior Dildo.
St Albans with Wrinkles and Smiles in his Face
Whose kindnesse to Strangers, becomes his high Place,
In his Coach and Six Horses is gone to Pergo,
To take the fresh Air with Signior Dildo. [60]
Were this Signior but known to the Citizen Fopps
He'd keep their fine Wives from the Foremen of Shops,
But the Rascalls deserve their Horns shou'd Still grow,
For Burning the Pope, and his Nephew Dildo.
Tom Killigrews wife, North Hollands fine Flower, [65]
At the Sight of this Signior, did fart, and Belch Sow'r,
And her Dutch Breeding farther to Show,
Says welcome to England, myn Heer Van Dildo.
He civilly came to the Cockpitt one night,
And profer'd his Service to fair Madam Knight, [70]
Quoth she, I intrigue with Captain Cazzo
Your Nose in myne Arse good Seignior Dildo.
This Signior is sound, safe, ready, and Dumb,
As ever was Candle, Carret, or Thumb:
Then away with these nasty devices, and Show [75]
How you rate the just merits of Signior Dildo.
Count Cazzo who carryes his Nose very high,
In Passion he Swore, his Rivall shou'd Dye,
Then Shutt up himself, to let the world know,
Flesh and Blood cou'd not bear it from Signior Dildo. [80]
A Rabble of Pricks, who were welcome before,
Now finding the Porter deny'd 'em the Door,
Maliciously waited his coming below,
And inhumanely fell on Signior Dildo.
Nigh weary'd out, the poor Stranger did fly [85]
And along the Pallmall, they follow'd full Cry,
The Women concern'd from every Window,
Cry'd, Oh! for Heavn's sake save Signior Dildo.
The good Lady Sandys, burst into a Laughter
To see how the Ballocks came wobbling after, [90]
And had not their weight retarded the Fo
Indeed 't had gone hard with Signior Dildo.

[Luckyguy7198]

Where can I get the usual stuff (vibrators, dildos...) in Auckland (New Zealand)?

Thanks!

[It Travel]

Some days ago I was at the beate uhse shop in MUC airport... I saw one of the stranget thing I ever saw.

Near the cashier they where selling a liqueur I do not rememebr the name, but from the etiquette it was clear wat it was... 20% alcohol and cum taste!

For real pigs...

My opinion is that for girls it's far better to have a Vodka-Martini-Cum well stirred....

Of course whn a girl want I'm happy to deliver fresh produce cum!

IT

[Balenciaga]

Here are the three I've used over the past 5 years. I'm a dyke and I know my shit. So, read and learn.

This site is great for beginners and my all-time fave. For all the newbies who are curious, this site offers little guides on the side of the page you're viewing. Like if you're looking at butt plugs or whatnot, they'll offer Q&A type listings on anal sex tips, etc. This site began as an off-shot of their brick and mortar structures and they've been around a decent time.

Please note this is more of a 'womens' Web site, so, you won't find blow up dolls or fake vaginas, etc. Smaller selection, but worth a visit, if just for the tips.

http://www.a-womans-touch.com

Also try:

http://www.adamevetoys.com (LARGE selection, been around forever)
http://www.goodvibes.com/ (Not a huge selection, but still good quality, in terms of customer service, etc.)

I'm also wading through some of the past posts on this thread and will give my suggestions on various sex toy topics a little later.

If only because it would be nice to have a post that could be used as a reference later on. (And it is rather lonely here.)

[It Travel]

Living and travelling mostly in Europe I far prefer shops... you can see and touch the things, easier than internet.

In CIS (Former SSSR) you find the as Intim Shops... I'm so lucky that there is one just 200 from the Izmailovo hotel... If you start form Gamma/Delta block going towards the Metro station you will go over some stairs and then go down again. At your left you will find both some shops and change booths (by the way good rates the one inside the hhotel are crazy). Then you will see a jewellery with a change booth on ryour right, just go around in the little passage, on the rear side you will find a well stocked sex shop... cash only (roubles of course).

IT

[It Travel]

Do people here generally buy their accesoires in their own country or at the location they plan to use it? I was thinking about doing the latter because of possible problems at the airport.

You might buy the toys where you want... Of course if you are not going to Iran! Just pack them in your ceckhed baggage... It can be unpleasant to show up what that strange things with batteries is to the security controls!!

In some airports (German) at FRA and MUC, I suppose even in DUS you have sex shops from Bate Uhse (before the check in)!

IT

[UrbanWildlife]

Because there are so many internet companies selling sex toys, does anyone have any recommendations of any quality ones?.

[Van Velen]

Do people here generally buy their accesoires in their own country or at the location they plan to use it? I was thinking about doing the latter because of possible problems at the airport.

[Dpilzbo]

Those are the the two I was suggesting. The pocket rocket you should be able to find cheaper but maybe not in those fancy colors. Since the rabbit came out, they have made it better, stronger, bionic! There are also many versions and many similar items out there as you have seen. I personally would start inexpensive and see how you both like them before I spent 60-70 dollars on something that may be used only once. Besides, if she likes the cheap version, imagine what she'll think when you show her the higher end models.

I don't know about butt plugs. Lube with a little "pain reducer" is a nice touch and will show her that you are thinking of her pleasure or lack of pain as it were. I know any woman I was first timing it with anal wise appreciated that sensitive touch!

The bullet is another good choice and can be used in and on various parts of her body. Try them all and let us know how you make out. Don't forget to shop around and buy from a reputable seller. Enjoy!

[Dpilzbo]

I saw your post and wanted to suggest two toys for you to try. The "pocket rocket" is a good choice as it is a small vibrator and not too imposing or threatening looking for the first time toy user. It is mainly a clitoral stimulator. There are water proof models and little attatchments for both. Look for the original model and then shop around for it or a cheaper "knock-off".

The other toy is a bit pricey (it also has many "knock-off" models) is the "ivibe rabbit". It does a lot of things we just can't do. LOL. The girls seem to like them a lot. Google them both and see what you come up with. Again, don't forget to look for cheaper versions and if she really likes it, get a good one when it burns out. LOL.

Whatever you buy, don't forget to keep the toys clean after use and take the batteries out when they are not being used.

If you are in the Philly area I can suggest a spot to go buy these. I'm sure there will be some other very good suggestions so have fun and enjoy your choices!

[It Travel]

IT I have this one

http://www.stockroom.com/Bunny-Tail-...ug--P2309.aspx

I like putting this one in my GF and have he get in doggie style position with her ass flying high in the air. I give her a good ass spanking as her rabbit tail wiggles away. It usually does not take long until her pussy is dripping wet.

Really something new... Until today I just saw ponytails.... to be plugged!

IT

[Thaid Up]

And that's all she wrote. I'll note that alot of women like having their ass slapped, sometimes as hard a slap as I can muster up. And I'm a strong guy, yet they still like the "heat." Then again it doesn't take alot of body strength to slap someone hard. Also, don't forget to lick their toes. I clean and massage their feet up all at one time. Now I don't do this with every girl, only select ones. As usual, YMMV.

How right you are! My GF likes her ass slapped so hard that my hand hurts, but I put up with this pain for her pleasure!

Her favorite position is one leg wrapped over my shoulder with toes in my mouth, one of my hands resting in the headboard while the other hand is slapping her ass cheek and me pounding away. I called this position the Tri-Fuckta.