St. Maarten (The southern Dutch side)

[BigRiddah]

The KFC worked for me in Carolinas and Seamans & never tried it anywhere else. I would suggest that you (or anyone else reading this) bring the buckets of chicken (you will need at least 30 pieces to cover the 20+ chicas and the support staff, if not 40 pieces) when it is close a meal time right when they go on shift at 11 - 12 noon or at 8pm. Then you sit at the bar with the buckets & let them come get it, but first have them give you their name before they get the chicken. If it is during the day, see if you can get them in the light closer to the entrance door and this way you can check out their bodies too.

Thinking about KFC now brings back good memories.

[Shark16]

Defiance had a poor showing when I was there In early November. However the owner told me he has a lot of new talent coming into his 3 clubs.

Mel,
Defiance is still empty. Not a single chica. Word is they are coming in the middle of next week.

[Mel365]

From early November.

I weeded through a small crowd at Seamans looking for Lucy but she was TNL. I looked around and a sweet chica came over.

Her name was Jessie and was new to the Island. Never ask how long a chica has been on island they usually lie and say 2 weeks as they want you to think they are fresh off the vine. It is better to ask when they are leaving and do the math. She was actually there 2 days.

Jessie is not and not fat just a nice average body but a nice person. We chatted away about Colombia and her town which I am familiar with it is known for the shoe factories. She was not pushy at the bar which I like. I finally said vamos and off we went.

All the rooms at seamans are are the nicest on the island as it was originally built as a motel de amor.

She went to clean up and asked if I would like a shower. I accepted even though I had just showered, it gives a good impression.

She gave a very respectable BBBJ and then a number of positions. She was tight. I asked for lube and she only had climazatrol.

Which is used for fungal infections and athletes foot. Many chicas use it philanthropically. She has a great pelvic tilt in Mish which is worth the price of admission. In any event I had a nice time. Not a 10 but nice for a rainy evening. She was so new she did not have a phone.

Have Fun,

Mel.

[Mel365]

I found that the chicken thing works best at Carolinas followed by seamans. I would skip it at Casa Blanca.

Defiance had a poor showing when I was there In early November. However the owner told me he has a lot of new talent coming into his 3 clubs.

Petite has a concrete parking lot and a new front. No Neon. I drove past it the first time as they added a normal bar in the front, then the pool area, and then the Monger bar. ALso, the chica working area is now secured with a locked steel door. Much better security for us all.

[ClubTed]

Things have been kind of quiet here the past few days. Hopefully I'll have some good trip reports to share in a week. PM me if you're on island and want to meet up for a cold one over the next six days. Arriving tomorrow afternoon (12/6). After picking up rental car heading to P'Burg. Hitting the grocery store to grab provisions. Then over to The Greenhouse for a couple of cocktails, and either eat there, or go over to Chesterfields in Bobby's Marina. I'll cruise front street to see what's new or what has changed. Last time I was down to the island, I hung out for a bit at the relatively new Hard Rock Cafe on the second level overlooking the bay. Not that bad a venue.

As I mentioned earlier, not checking into my place until Sunday, so being well rested here's my game plan for the evening. Since LE Petit Chateau appears to have a new parking lot, I may stop by there first after 8 pm, but the place is so dark. I usually like to hit this club up in the afternoon, which also tends to be a time when it's much less crowded. I'll hit Caroline's around 9 pm And bop between there and Crystals across the street for a couple of hours. My intentions for the first night are purely recon, unless I'm just totally blown away by a friendly 20 on a scale of 1 to 10!

I figure, by 11 ish, I'll head over to Hypnotic, and bypass El Capitan, saving El Capitan for a daylight afternoon visit. Hypnotic / Seaman's, has had some pretty good talent in the past, and some positive reviews from previous posts, so I'll spend some time chatting it up with as many chicas as possible, setting the stage for my 6 days on island.

By around 1 am, I'll head up the road and check out Defiance. This club can get quite busy at night and the parking lot can really fill up. Plus it being a Saturday night, I'm expecting the place to be packed with locals. It's pretty dark in this club also, but I like the layout inside, it's quite large, and I've met some very attractive chicas here in the past.

I think this place closes at 2 am, so I may hit it a bit earlier, we'll see how things play out.

Next stop will be Casablanca. Which is open until 5 am And should be very busy. The place has a very big bar area and an updated website. Google it and you can get the club location and good pics of the interior of the club. The lighting is good in here, but the music can get a bit loud, but the tunes are superb, with some hot Dominicans gyrating away! There's also a pretty decent restaurant on-site. I've never eaten there, but it's super clean and looks like you can't go wrong. I figure I'll duck out before actual closing time to avoid the parking lot crowds. I've now got a couple of hours to kill, so I'll head over to the Westin and read in there lobby, Sunrise is around 6:35 am, so I'll blow out of the Westin at 6 and head over to Dawn Beach to catch the sunrise, since they're calling for 5 days of great weather beginning this Saturday.

Captain Oliver's has an all you can eat breakfast buffet for fifteen bucks that starts at 7 a. M, so I'm off to there next to fuel up. When done, I'll head over to the place I stay at in Oyster Pond, and grab a lounge chair and crash by the pool until the property manager shows up with my key for check-in at 1 pm Unpack, power-nap, and back at the clubs again! Looking forward to a good trip!

Oh, as an aside, I plan on trying the bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken as catnip exercise (I believe Mel, Pogostick, and a few others have done this) in El Capitan, and Casablanca, since these two clubs have the most aggressive chicas. I figure I'll get it out of the way and get mobbed by everyone at once and then let them go back to there roosting place enjoying their quarry of either thigh, wing, or leg! As for me, I'll be going for all the breasts! LOL!

ClubTed out!

[Puntz79]

Wow. OK. That explains it. Agreeing to do work in an area that you don't like such as janitorial work cleaning toilets is one thing. But becoming a sex worker and not liking sex with men is something else.

She was flirty and engaging in the bar and distant & procedural in the room. Some guys can "power through" and finish sex acts with girls who are obviously not interested and not a bit turned on. But thats not me. I get turned off quickly & would rather be anywhere but in the room with a hot girl who doesn't like it. I remember the experience vividly because of the oddity of it all. I hope she wasn't abused & exploited. I assume she has personal & family problems that required an income that she couldn't get anywhere else. Now I feel bad about the whole thing.

Nah, no reason to feel bad. These are choices for the girls, finances play a huge part in it and you'll be surprised that many of the women don't mind the sex but just don't enjoy it either. But to them it's a job and a way to earn income. And they know they are going to be there for at least 3 months if not 6 months, so it's not as if they don't know what they're getting themselves into. I ran into her a couple times, the first time I was already talking to another girl and when she approached me I was just too settled on the other girl. The second time, I pulled the trigger and while I was really looking forward to the session. It ended up as a meh, and something did not seem right. But she is definitely attractive, and I would say among the prettiest girls there (at the time). It's just one of those seems to good to be true, but you need to try it out. And once you do it's an "oh. Well that was not as good as I expected. " It happens, that's why we all need to be a little patient sometimes and not get too focused on how beautiful some of these women are. Something that is hard for many of us to do including myself. .

[Mr OReilly]

What is Christmas time like, specifically 23 to December 26? I have time off but I can't go home for Christmas and rather than being alone I figure I'd go to SXM. Are the clubs open / chicas available?

[Barkey]

As everyone knows YMMV. And as Barkey mentions. Your Spanish may get you a better experience.

I wasn't saying I had a terrible time with Brenda. I was mostly trying to say it felt more like a business transaction vs a GFE.

So this may mean if you're fluent in Spanish you should be ok and if you don't know much in Spanish (like me) she'll look at you more like a 50 dollar bill.

And again Judy was great. The tops I've had on the island in attitude and closest thing to GFE.

I didn't mean that speaking Spanish guarantees a great experience just that it helps out in the selection process. You may or may not read the girl right but it could help. No matter what language we all probably look like a 50 dollar bill (that's what they are there for) but hopefully getting to know the chica a little better will give us a chance to get more satisfaction for our $50. That's what we are there for.

[BigRiddah]

There are reasons for some chicas being a starfish. In the case of Dana, it's because she does not like having sex with men. I know her, very well. She is no longer at Seamans I believe she left in June / July. She's sweet, sure. But definitely not wanting men.

Wow. OK. That explains it. Agreeing to do work in an area that you don't like such as janitorial work cleaning toilets is one thing. But becoming a sex worker and not liking sex with men is something else.

She was flirty and engaging in the bar and distant & procedural in the room. Some guys can "power through" and finish sex acts with girls who are obviously not interested and not a bit turned on. But thats not me. I get turned off quickly & would rather be anywhere but in the room with a hot girl who doesn't like it. I remember the experience vividly because of the oddity of it all. I hope she wasn't abused & exploited. I assume she has personal & family problems that required an income that she couldn't get anywhere else. Now I feel bad about the whole thing.

[Puntz79]

I experienced a great looking natural body, white skinned & sweet demeanor in the bar but a starfish in the room back 2013 with Dana at Seamans. See the attached photo.

There are reasons for some chicas being a starfish. In the case of Dana, it's because she does not like having sex with men. I know her, very well. She is no longer at Seamans I believe she left in June / July. She's sweet, sure. But definitely not wanting men.

[BigRiddah]

A small thin gal walked in that peaked my interest but her hair and face where hard to visually see if she was cute or scary. She eventually walked over. (funny everyone in the bar expected me to turn her away) She made small talk in English and then she said she was Lucy. (ding ding ding that was the name of the chica in all these reports lately) I was pleased. I was a bit hard to talk with but she persevered. Her personality started to come out. Glowing. Hard to describe other than she worked to turn any frown upside down. She seemed like the woman that if you came home having a bad day she would turn that day around. (without sex being a part of it). She would make a great wife. She started getting my blood flowing and we were getting closer and closer at the bar. She showed me that awesome shaved pussy of hers. So we made it to her room (102 I think). Room charge was $3 per half hour. I didn't know how long I would be. They guy let me go back without paying until I came back out.

Wow what a great session. Let me first say she looks a lot nicer without her cloths on. (a rarity) We fooled around in the mirror. She loves the mirror. We next made it to the bed where I got a BBBJ and a little DATY. She came and decided to move onto making me happy. I banged her in several positions and continued to make her cum. I loved it. We wrapped up just under the 30 minute mark and walked out a little late. I thought I would have to pay for 1 hour ($6) but only paid $3 for. 5 hour. She walked me out hand and hand. Kissed me on my mouth which sealed my GFE. At this point I wished I was staying on the island longer but I was leaving the very next day.

My biggest regret was not entering Hypnotic the first day and look for her. Guys find her! Her looks may not be a 10 (although close) her service and personality was a 10.

Yes, her room number 102.

Hard to describe other than she worked to turn any frown upside down. She seemed like the woman that if you came home having a bad day she would turn that day around. (without sex being a part of it). She would make a great wife.

I thought the same thing. Incredibly nice person and crazy hot in the room too.

[BigRiddah]

Here is a question for you SXM regulars: What is the best way to agree DFK / BBBJ with a chica on SXM?

My local playground is the Germany FKK clubs where these are pretty much standard services (at least BBBJ is). In SXM standard services are CBJ and FS (DATY pretty much too). I have been fairly lucky with getting LFK / DFK without too much effort on SXM (and them Colombianas surely know how to kiss!!), while with BBBJ you need to work a bit harder to get IME. So I am curiours what works for those of you who are seeking the same? Some talked about theories:

What do you guys think? I am hoping for some tips and maybe a good discussion on this.

- Seeking chemistry? If you get along with a girl she is more likely to provide the services you like (I like this theory!).

This is true for me and I believe others will confirm it is true for them. Some girls are very strict in their adherence to not doing anything uncovered or DFK to a random guy. Chemistry will ease that.

- Avoiding the most goodlooking ones? (I am not too fond of that theory ...).

I am not fond of doing this either. Perhaps people have read this before, it has been said that the truly on fire & hottest girls can get by on their looks only, and don't have to offer up the same level of service compared to lesser girls. This might be OK for some guys, and very rarely has it happened to me, but when it does it pisses me off and I end up not liking the girl & the session too.

I am probably explaining it wrong, but but Mel365 refers to a boring & uninterested girl in the room as a starfish, as in she spreads her arms & legs out "OK you caught me. Now do me. " and she just lays there. The image of her arms & legs plus her head makes 5 points, like the 5 arms of a starfish.

I experienced a great looking natural body, white skinned & sweet demeanor in the bar but a starfish in the room back 2013 with Dana at Seamans. See the attached photo.

I believe Mel365 experienced Catalina at Seamans a couple weeks ago as a starfish.

- Asking just before committing yourself?

Did this once and it worked to my advantage. She went along with it & made the session better.

- Asking in the room?

I have tried this & gotten both successes & failures.

- Wait until second date?

Most often this is what I do. I do not have a second session unless the first session was at least a Good Session if not a Great Session. Too many chicas & limited time to give another session to average session chica.

- Paying extra? If so, what is the "going rate" for BBBJ? (I try to avoid this as it increases the risk to pay extra for anything, but sometimes one need to adjust to "local traditions").

For a Jennifer in Seamans in 2013, I think it was and upsell in the room for $20 extra for BBBJ which was worth it as she had good skills. For the Dominicana at Petite Chateau this year, it was $10 extra which was not worth it as she was toothy.

- Picking the right nationality? Are Dominicanas more likely to provide BBBJ than Colombianas?

Perhaps. I don't have enough experience with DR chicas to say.

- Picking the right club? As Mel/ClubTed are mentioning, maybe the chances are simply better at Definance / Casablanca rather than the "tourist clubs" in Suckergarden?

ClubTed & Mel are probably correct.

A small detail: While it is easy to get a BBBJ at Germany FKK clubs, not all girls will provide attention to the boys (which is a service I am very fond of). However, while the chicas on SXM are quick to put a condom around the head, they are often very eager to service the shaft and the boys making the sensations "almost" BB-like. Just my experience so far.

This is true in my experience and I too enjoy that service.

Knowing Spanish, establishing chemistry, and being a nice guy helps a lot to get the GFE level services. But hygiene is important too. My hygiene is almost always perfect and I get treated very well because of it. I use cologne and apply it while in the car before I go in the club. I not only shower immediately before I go to the clubs (and perhaps this is Too Much Information), but I closely trim hair above the cock and shave clean below that including the sack. I also trim down any thigh leg hair too. In the room I wash the crotch before & after session. This vacation in November I got BBBJ and / or ball licking & sucking without even asking for it. In many cases they just went for it. Makes for a very nice session. So I reccomend shaving as a way to lower the barriers to getting the desired GFE services. But I understand that I'm single so I can shave & trim without alerting the wife or girlfriend.

Maybe its just me and my neurotic habits, but when I am bouncing from a chica in one club to a chica in another club, I bring a small backpack with a complete change of clothes, unscented pre-moistened baby wipes, tooth brush & tooth paste, and cologne. I use a stall in the club bathroom to clean up and change clothes. Then off to the next club and apply cologne before entering the club. No residual perfume from the previous chica.

Oh and I brush my teeth after eating chicken curry at the restaurant. I wouldn't want to get close to someone with curry breathe and I am quite sure they don't want to either. .

[Buck On89]

As everyone knows YMMV. And as Barkey mentions. Your Spanish may get you a better experience.

I wasn't saying I had a terrible time with Brenda. I was mostly trying to say it felt more like a business transaction vs a GFE.

So this may mean if you're fluent in Spanish you should be ok and if you don't know much in Spanish (like me) she'll look at you more like a 50 dollar bill.

And again Judy was great. The tops I've had on the island in attitude and closest thing to GFE.

[Shark16]

What are the best times during the day? Interested most in Carolina's and Seamans! Thanks for the info! Is the talent weak around Dec27?

Those two clubs open around 11 am. It's a good time to arrive as the chicas need to check in. Siesta starts at 4 pm, so at that time it's "too late" (but do not despair, just try more clubs). Whether a club is rocking or not on a particular day is often in correlation with number of cruise ships in port. You may want to check http://201.220.14.28/sxm/MainMenu.as...ScheduleType=2 .

[BlackHo1]

What are the best times during the day? Interested most in Carolina's and Seamans! Thanks for the info! Is the talent weak around Dec27?