St. Maarten (The southern Dutch side)

[ClubTed]

As DennisMP mentioned in his post titled "Walking" a tourist was shot and killed last week in the Beacon Hill / Maho Bay area. I did some digging. It was a 48 year old Canadian father leaving the Driftwood Bar with his daughter around 11 pm he was shot in the head, taken to St. Maarten Medical Center, and then evacuated to a hospital in Florida, where he died from the gunshot. And as I think Dennis stated, this is a very touristy part of the island, right adjacent to the runway of the airport, a bit past Sunset Beach bar, I do believe. Just when I thought the island was making a recovery from the Hurricane, this event gives SXM a real black eye, more so for tourists than mongers, but nevertheless for all thinking of a tropical getaway. You can google the key words and read some of the press releases coming out of St. Maarten and more details about the crime.

I always carry a "give up wallet" in my cargo shorts that has some ones and some of those fake cardboard type credit cards that the credit card companies used to send to entice you to sign up. Helps give the wallet some bulk and if shown a gun or knife to your face, you can hand it over with peace of mind! Also, always just carry a copy of your passport with you, and don't worry about carrying your license. The rental car company has seen it already and has given you the approval to drive the car. Leave the bling at home, even if you always wear that favorite gold chain. Get a 10 dollar throw away watch from Walmart before your trip, preferably a black one. Pseudo diver type, that won't shine or stand out.

Some pretty sick and desperate people out there, and to shoot someone in the head is pretty much as ballsy as you can get. If confronted, always comply and give up what's requested. Even the keys to a rental car aren't worth getting killed over.

[DennisMP]

After a short stop in Curacao and campo Alegre I was happy to get back to my fav place Carolinas. I was anxious to see Tatiana (glasses) again. I always like to hang for a few minutes have a drink and check out the scenery. But my friend pushed this chica on me named Luna before I had chance to scoop up 'my" girl. Wasn't a bad thing because this girl probably gave a top three ever Carolinas experience. BBBJ and DFK, rode me like no tomorrow until she nearly passed out and tagged out forcing me to doggy style while she tried to catch her breath LOL. She isn't afraid of anything and will take control, so if you want just sit back and enjoy the ride. She is without a doubt worth a repeat.

When I come out from room and go to bar to meet my wingman, I start talking to him and the girl on next seat taps my leg, I look over to see Johanna who I haven't seen for over 2 years. I didn't expect to see her ever again, needless to say most of my remaining time was with this one as we have a excellent connection and she'll go above and beyond with me providing all the things you want but never get from a one time chica.

Saw the famous Angie who came right up to me next night but I had to tell her I was meeting another chica. This really sucked because you never want to miss an opportunity with this woman who is lots of time not available.

Next night I was held hostage at bar by Tatiana who wasn't going to let me get away, as she had seen my previous escapades. I noticed girls coming from back communicating with each other touching their wrists / watch part of arm. Didn't understand what they were trying to relay to each other until I decided to go back with Tatiana. At the desk Margarite mentioned it was her birthday in 5 minutes, I gave her a $20 tip, she is a good friend and I've known her for years. So walking back to room I get pulled and pushed into Angies room where the chicas are planning a surprise birthday party for Magarite. While they gathered the gifts, balloons and confetti bombs we waited for the clock to strike 12 when they all run to desk and the all the girls from bar came in also. So here I am the only guy surrounded by 18 chicas celebrating this birthday complete with champagne, music and dancing. Lots of pictures being taken, many had me take group photos with their cams, I was tempted to take mine out too, wish I had as they were all very cool to me (helps most of them already know me). A group photo of all the girls working that night would have been priceless.

After the celebration it was time for Tatiana and I to "relax'. It was obvious she wanted to make the point that she was the ONE girl I needed to be with. Again without the details because YMWV she rocked my world. No matter though this girl is awesome and in my opinion is one of top three in Carolinas at this time.

Defiance / Empire: Quick report, didn't take any girls here however my wingman did. Forgot name but she can't be missed, slender, black hair and stunning gorgeous. There are 2 other extremely good looking ones there one of which is quite short but built like a brick shithouse. All of them stick out of the crowd of other girls who are unfortunately in the 5/6 range looks and body wise.

Anxious for my SXM return in a few months.

[DennisMP]

Anyone considering walking to the clubs day or night is a fool, you're just asking for trouble, and it isn't exactly a short walk from the cruise ships. Taxi ride probably won't cost you more than 6 dollars one way.

Day or night like anywhere be aware of your surroundings, don't carry a lot of cash or valuables, and if you get confronted give it up! Tourist got shot in head last week at the "safest" part of the island fighting to save his daughters purse.

[ClubTed]

So I keep reading about the walk between these clubs is to be avoided. Reviewing the past recent posts the advice is avoid the walk but is that the case during the day as well? I am thinking about a mid-afternoon visit but I do not want to get a rental car. I would be travelling to the clubs from the cruise ship port. I thought I would hike it. I don't mind a cab but I do not want to pay a waiting rate when I am in each club.

Appreciate your zest for a bit of a walk, but it is. More than a bit of a walk from the cruise ship terminal. And do you really want to arrive sweaty and unappealing at the clubs? Here's some options to consider.

1) After disembarking from your cruise ship. Follow the crowd, or just the signage to downtown Philipsburg. You will avoid the eager taxi drivers and get to take in some of P'Burg on your way to the boardwalk. Make your way to the square in front of the courthouse and it's loaded with taxi drivers. Strike a deal with a driver saying you want to be dropped off at say 12 noon and picked up at 3:30 pm at the same point. Agree on the price, and pay at the end. It's been done many times before. You won't pay any waiting rate. The driver will have plenty of time to do other fares. If you were to get stuck, there are plenty of local guys hanging out in front of Carolinas that would get you back to the cruise ship.

2) If you do decide to walk, you would end up on Juancho Yranusquin Blvd exiting the cruise ship port and hang a left heading inland. This road becomes Suckergarden Road and will take you to El Capitan. The club will be on your left, with high walls, after you travel by the Salt Pond and traverse Arch Road.

3) From El Capitan to Carolina's you head back towards the cruise ship and bang a right onto Arch Road. Walk toward the first main intersection that has a market on the corner and hang a left onto Soualiga Road. Carolina's and Crystals will be maybe 100 yards down.

The previous danger that lurked on the island was related to those that wanted to walk between Carolinas and the former Hypnotique Club, that offered a strong lineup of Colombianas, second only to Carolinas. Unsuspecting tourists would walk up the road and take a shortcut path through a vacant lot with grass the height of cornstalks. Locals would hide in the brush and rob tourists of jewelry, cash, and anything they could get there hands on. At not knife point, but machete point. I remember seeing the entrance to the path in the parking lot of Hypnotique while parking and seeing many local "utes" coming ang going from it. It would provide a shortcut to El Capitan as well, but do not do it.

4) Your other approach to the clubs on foot is to make it to Philipsburgh and then head out where the Salt Pickers roundabout is and head up Soualiga Road onto Pond Island, passing St. Maarten University and the baseball field. Then this area becomes sort of a wasteland with trailer park housing, junkyards and the unpleasant side of the waste of SXM. But LE Petite Chateau will be on your left. Or whatever they call it these days.

Bottom line, do yourself a favor and take a taxi or hook up with one of the crew members and make it to the clubs with him or them. In addition to tourists, you're going to have to compete with cruise ship crew that have liberty and they love to visit Carolinas! And if there are upwards of 6 ships in port, you're in for some tough competition!

[SxmBound]

Lunar.

Part of the fun of all of this is checking it out for yourself. You cannot take it to seriously. Most of the girls are awesome, all are pro's and understand that they need to make you happy. Also understand that the good girls are with 2 to 5 guys a day, unless they leave the club and hook up with one guy for the night or for more. Have a great time, relax, keep an open mind, and probably leave the vibrating cock ring at home. We'the love to hear about your experiences.

[Scubatoo]

As you probably guessed from my last post, I am very much considering Carolina's seeing has how everyone is recommending it. But I've never been to this island, and there were a few comments about safety which raised an alarm. How sketchy is it outside Carolina's? It sounds like it's unsafe to walk from club to the street to get a taxi. How true is that? It sounds like it's only that way after 1 am.

Generally, how much would a taxi cost to get around the Dutch portion of the island? Like to and from Simpson Bay?

As for rates, it's a hundred for an hour, but is there house fees as well? From what I've gathered on here those would only be 5-10 more. Let me know if that's wrong though.

How likely am I to get multiple orgasms? Your time's not up when you climax once is it? If you pay for an hour you get an hour, so as many orgasms as you make yourself have in that time, right? Also, are they fine if you extend your time?

How cute are these girls' toes? Speaking of toes, do you think they'll let me suck their toes and go down on them and eat them out if I ask beforehand? How likely are they to refuse or charge more money? Just trying to gauge how much I can get from them. I really enjoy GFEs, so I'd like make sure they know I'm asking for an experience as close to one of those as possible. How easy is negotiation beforehand? I'm thinking about typing out a paragraph in Spanish and having that paper on hand to give them just so I can be 100% clear what I'm asking for. Would that be a good idea?

How easy is it to get two of these girls to agree to a threeway? Anyone ever successful with something like that before? I probably won't go for one but just want to know my options if I like what I see.

I'm also considering taking a vibrating cock ring for them to grind on. I think they'll find that quite fun and novel.

Thanks in advance for answering all these!

With all of your requested intel and the kindness of those to respond, I hope to see you give back with a very detailed report on your findings and experiences here. As you know, that is how we all learn.

[John2526]

So I keep reading about the walk between these clubs is to be avoided. Reviewing the past recent posts the advice is avoid the walk but is that the case during the day as well? I am thinking about a mid-afternoon visit but I do not want to get a rental car. I would be travelling to the clubs from the cruise ship port. I thought I would hike it. I don't mind a cab but I do not want to pay a waiting rate when I am in each club.

I would think that particular walk, during the daytime, would be safe. You'd be on well-traveled streets. Also, Crystals is right across the street from Carolinas, if you're just looking for a second option.

Definitely stick to the streets. I think the problems people encountered were generally: 1) at night; and 2) taking shortcuts. Especially across the undeveloped area between Carolinas and the old Seamans / Hypnotic club.

My first trip, I didn't plan to rent a car, but dealing with getting a ride, and paying for it, was kind of a pain. I wound up renting one on my third day. Depending on where you're staying, parking can be a huge issue. Especially someplace safe (for you and the car). That's the biggest challenge with car rental on SXM.

[Orange Crust]

So I keep reading about the walk between these clubs is to be avoided. Reviewing the past recent posts the advice is avoid the walk but is that the case during the day as well? I am thinking about a mid-afternoon visit but I do not want to get a rental car. I would be travelling to the clubs from the cruise ship port. I thought I would hike it. I don't mind a cab but I do not want to pay a waiting rate when I am in each club.

[ClubTed]

Got a chuckle out of Lunar's post! Glad Mel took point and gave the first response! Hey, everyone's got there own kink, and the urban dictionary defines shrimping, as just what Lunar's into. As been said time and time again, go back and read the forum. Renting a car will give you the mobility to hit all the clubs at a much cheaper price then hailing taxis. You are on an island. Virtually impossible to get lost. With a car you can cover 4 clubs relatively close to each other, without leaving the Suckergarden and Salt Pond area.

Regarding your fetish, anything is possible. But unless you connect with a chica that understands English, you are in for a challenge. You need to know some basic Spanish, and for your request you need to memorize some Spanish sentences that will introduce your request. Some chicas may be into it. Others may ask for more money. If you ask her up front.

Depending on your game, and the chemistry you have with the chica, some will take a quick shower when you get back to the room. Again, they are into hygiene and cleanliness. This is a good sign. If there is no shower, the chica may just want you in and out. A shower may give you an opportunity to pursue your kink on the slide.

But if you start at the bottom. Not sure how far you'll make it to the top! LOL. In other words. If you've had her toes in your mouth, that may be it. DATY, and DFK may be off the table. Especially if there was no pre-shower! LOL.

Your best bet is to find someone you are into and have sessioned with a couple of times and you think has sexy feet! Then spring it on her! Also, you may want to check out the girls in flip flops during the day, vs. The stilettos at night! Standing on your feet all day or night wearing heels can create a sweating situation. In the wrong way! LOL. Lastly, don't forget to bring some foot powder or Desenex! Have fun and good luck!

[Mel365]

Lunar.

The fellows that will offer you a ride to Simpson bay are about 10 feet from the front door of Carolinas-Rent a car for $20- a day.
Unless you flash a lot of cash or act like a total tourist- you should not have any problem at Carolinas, Crystals, or El Capitan around the corner--do not walk around the corner drive.

Your prices are correct for most chicas, they might ask for more and be worth it.

How cute are the chicas feet-REALLY?

You can have as many chicas in the room as you can afford.

How many leches you can get in an hour depends what you discuss with the chicas.

I THINK A NOTE WOLD SAY gringo ALL OVER IT.

The CHICAS ARE RATHER HEALTH AND CLEANLINESS CONSCIOUS, I DON'T THINK THEY WOULD LIKE SOMEONE ELSE'S TOYS.

These are professional working chicas and will allow you for the most part to go down on them, but if you think you are going to ring their bell, I would doubt it.

As you probably guessed from my last post, I am very much considering Carolina's seeing has how everyone is recommending it. But I've never been to this island, and there were a few comments about safety which raised an alarm. How sketchy is it outside Carolina's? It sounds like it's unsafe to walk from club to the street to get a taxi. How true is that? It sounds like it's only that way after 1 am.

Generally, how much would a taxi cost to get around the Dutch portion of the island? Like to and from Simpson Bay?

As for rates, it's a hundred for an hour, but is there house fees as well? From what I've gathered on here those would only be 5-10 more. Let me know if that's wrong though.

How likely am I to get multiple orgasms? Your time's not up when you climax once is it? If you pay for an hour you get an hour, so as many orgasms as you make yourself have in that time, right? Also, are they fine if you extend your time?

How cute are these girls' toes? Speaking of toes, do you think they'll let me suck their toes and go down on them and eat them out if I ask beforehand? How likely are they to refuse or charge more money? Just trying to gauge how much I can get from them. I really enjoy GFEs, so I'd like make sure they know I'm asking for an experience as close to one of those as possible. How easy is negotiation beforehand? I'm thinking about typing out a paragraph in Spanish and having that paper on hand to give them just so I can be 100% clear what I'm asking for. Would that be a good idea?

How easy is it to get two of these girls to agree to a threeway? Anyone ever successful with something like that before? I probably won't go for one but just want to know my options if I like what I see.

I'm also considering taking a vibrating cock ring for them to grind on. I think they'll find that quite fun and novel.

Thanks in advance for answering all these!

[Lunar Locus]

As you probably guessed from my last post, I am very much considering Carolina's seeing has how everyone is recommending it. But I've never been to this island, and there were a few comments about safety which raised an alarm. How sketchy is it outside Carolina's? It sounds like it's unsafe to walk from club to the street to get a taxi. How true is that? It sounds like it's only that way after 1 am.

Generally, how much would a taxi cost to get around the Dutch portion of the island? Like to and from Simpson Bay?

As for rates, it's a hundred for an hour, but is there house fees as well? From what I've gathered on here those would only be 5-10 more. Let me know if that's wrong though.

How likely am I to get multiple orgasms? Your time's not up when you climax once is it? If you pay for an hour you get an hour, so as many orgasms as you make yourself have in that time, right? Also, are they fine if you extend your time?

How cute are these girls' toes? Speaking of toes, do you think they'll let me suck their toes and go down on them and eat them out if I ask beforehand? How likely are they to refuse or charge more money? Just trying to gauge how much I can get from them. I really enjoy GFEs, so I'd like make sure they know I'm asking for an experience as close to one of those as possible. How easy is negotiation beforehand? I'm thinking about typing out a paragraph in Spanish and having that paper on hand to give them just so I can be 100% clear what I'm asking for. Would that be a good idea?

How easy is it to get two of these girls to agree to a threeway? Anyone ever successful with something like that before? I probably won't go for one but just want to know my options if I like what I see.

I'm also considering taking a vibrating cock ring for them to grind on. I think they'll find that quite fun and novel.

Thanks in advance for answering all these!

[Basketball101]

How easy is it to take a taxi cab? If I get in any taxi and say "Carolina's" will they know what I'm talking about and take me right there?

Also, I'm assuming they can call me a taxi when I'm done and I can just wait inside for it to arrive, is this accurate?

They will know where to go. You can get a taxi outside when you are done.

[Lunar Locus]

How easy is it to take a taxi cab? If I get in any taxi and say "Carolina's" will they know what I'm talking about and take me right there?

Also, I'm assuming they can call me a taxi when I'm done and I can just wait inside for it to arrive, is this accurate?

[Tioograndi]

Anyone heard about a water problem at Capitan, seems like the management is having problem with the waterbill. All the girls must lineup in the morning to fill buckets to use for the day.

The girls did not pick it and they put on a small strike, some of the girls want to leave because they don't like the way they are treated.

The managers complain that the girls use too much water.

I find all this very strange.

[FunTimeSxm]

Now that I am home I write my final report for a while.

After the attempted robbery in Empire Club / Defiance me and my friend did not bother going back their, shame as they had some nice girls plus the Russian but there are more attractive girls at Carolina.

I only ended going with repeats in Carolina.

Once with blonde Natalia, she such good fun and like taking it in all holes if you like that kind of thing, anything goes with this girl. She always bounces around the bar with smile on her face which is refreshing as lot of girls sit their miserable.

I also went back with Gina after our little fall out. She is a a very beautiful girl all be it very Barbie, but on my 4th visit with her I get some good GFE, no bbj but she rode my dick very well till I came. She can also be very passionate but I know she is also quite picky too.

This brings my to Carolina, the girl with fantastic smile and also stunning, I had a good first session with her, thought it went great, she gave me her number and acknowledged me their after but would not go in the back with me. She was either waiting for a client, or just sitting on her own not moving for anyone or either sitting in the back by the desk you pay on her phone. I think I saw go in the back just twice the last few days however she was also out a couple of nights too. Don't know why she kept rejecting me after as I tried on three attempts, think she the first hoe that ever rejected me, that fart I let loose in her room just after my first session with her must of offended her real bad. She here till September, catch her at least once if you can.

No sign of Angie at all in the second week, not sure she off island or with client, I suspect the latter. The best girls always go out, usually best time to get them is Monday or Tuesday when club is quieter.

My friend was smashing a girl called Samantha a lot of the time, said she a good girl but has a lot of ink, apparently her arse is covered.

Overall had a great trip, gutted Alexa was not there as she was one of my favourite and I wanted to see her after two years but the 8 girls I fucked were all of good quality so worked out all right in the end.

P. s, don't go to Crystal, went in there with my friend and we stayed for like 1 min max. In that time he was approached by a women that was so hideous I was surprised he was not turned to stone on the spot.

HAPPY MONGERING.