St. Maarten (The southern Dutch side)

[BobX99]

Although Casa Blanca does not open til later, I did drive up the driveway to look and a chica came running out of the side door and made me an offer I could not refuse. Might have to try banging on the door at Sunset to see if I can get an off hours tour. Seymore.

What was the offer?

[Seymore Butts]

I reported on Sunset Retreat during my visit in October. It was open. See post #6887.

Went back and re-read the post. My Bad. I usually hit the clubs between 11 - 3 and it is not open then. Although Casa Blanca does not open til later, I did drive up the driveway to look and a chica came running out of the side door and made me an offer I could not refuse. Might have to try banging on the door at Sunset to see if I can get an off hours tour. Seymore.

[ClubTed]

OK, after digesting posts from the past several months, figured I'd take a stab at updating the club line-up on The Friendly Island. Plus, it's a crappy weather day and a winter storm is imminent, so I need to put my mind in tropical mode. Let me preface this by saying, I will make no mention of the strip clubs in the Simpson Bay / Maho Bay area, since quite frankly, I can visit the same back home. And I'm sure some have been wiped out by the devastating hurricane. So. Jump in my rental car from the airport as we head to Philipsburg and drive by the honey holes of SXM! And again, I'm piecing together reports to provide for what I do believe is the current club scene.

LE Petite Chateau, now known as The General? After negotiating the roundabout with the salt pickers and heading past SXM university and baseball field, the first aforementioned, newly renamed club appears. Back in the day, the parking lot was like the surface of the moon, there was an anteroom with pool tables when you first entered, the place was pitch black inside, and the girls, were more conducive to the dark lighting! LOL. That's not to say there are not a few gems that can be found in this club. There's an outdoor courtroom you can stroll through during the day and the place gets busy at night. Very popular with the locals, been here during the day and late into the night and never had a problem. But again, be aware of your surroundings and carry yourself confidently.

Carolinas, probably most talked about club. Popular with cruise ship passengers and crew alike during the day. Restaurant adjacent to it. Just past the youth center with outdoor bball court. Probably the hottest Colombianas on SXM are housed here. Music can be loud, but always an enjoyable visit whether sampling the goods or just observing. Most guys hanging outside are locals acting as gypsy cab drivers.

Crystals, across from Carolinas, an occasional gem can be found here. Bar has a nice nautical motiff. You used to be able to bebop between Carolina's and Crystals with your beer in hand, but I think Crystals now requires you to not bring anything inside. Always liked the barmaids in here. And again, when Carolinas is jamming, you can duck across the way for a bit more breathing room and you might be pleasantly surprised.

El Capitan, site of the original Seaman's. For those that go back in time. Remodeled place. In the past mostly Dominicanas with a hard sell. Haven't been in awhile. Kind of dark inside. Courtyard parking lot. Also outdoor bar that I remember frequenting during the day. Never sampled the goods here, only back when it was Seamans.

Hyptonotique, appears this place is closed. Won't confuse newbies, but when open, there were some hotties here, probably second best Colombian lineup after Carolines.

Heading now out of the Suckergarden region and up the hill to the region that is known as Defiance, where club Defiance, now Empire? Lies on the right through the stone arch. Inside has been remodeled, refer to recent posts. Back when it was Defiance, I had quite a few good times here. Quiet during the day, bustling at night. Heavy influx of locals at night as well, and the parking lot can get packed.

Exiting Defiance and hanging a right. Maybe a mile down the road, probably less, perched up on a hill, Sunset Retreat. Also know as The Border Bar. Local legend has it that Magic Johnson might have contracted the sniffles here, if you want to believe urban legend. Kind of intimidating for a newbie. Side bar open during happy hour, main bar open at night. Mostly Dominicanas, pretty rustic, rooms are rough. If you like the third world environment look in the chicas room, this is your place. Bar has been remodeled, it's big and the chicas sit in chairs along the outside of the bar area. Reminds one of an old time high school dance where girls are waiting to be asked out on the floor.

Continuing toward the French border, last stop on the magical chica tour is Casa Blanca, which is way up on a steep hill. Looks like it was a former hotel from the 60's or 70's. Big place, big bar, big restaurant, and the potential for big problems at night in the parking lot. Stays open the latest. Nearly till 5 am It used to be loaded with chicas during the day bored out of there minds. Think that isn't the case any longer.

Once you get into French SXM, there's nothing. Unless you want to be a voyeur and head to Orient Beach and see mostly overweight middle aged yuppies trying to do the unthinkable by parading around nude trying to forget all their work worries that they've run away from back north! Although you will occasionally see a few real hot European chicks with killer bodies, that make it a point to "walk the beach" for the attention.

Well, I know there's quite a few senior members that post here. Feel free to add anything, so that this may serve as a primer for some of the newer viewers that may be contemplating a trip to SXM as it continues to recover.

[Scubatoo]

Here is one map that was posted earlier.

https://www.google.com/maps/d/viewer...174127813&z=16

Update: Bada Bing is gone (Irma destroyed the building), Petit Chatuae is now The General, Hypnotic is closed, Defiance is now The Empire Gentleman's club. There have been no reports that Sunset is or is not open since Irma. Not open during the day when I was there in December.

Seymore.

I reported on Sunset Retreat during my visit in October. It was open. See post #6887.

[GoliathSxm]

Sounds like I have to meet this Vicky LOL. Any details on her?

You going to be there end of February by any chance?

There is a very HOT chica from Cali named Vicky Tatania.

She arrived last Saturday and might get moved over to El Capitan.

She is not to be missed.

[Mel365]

There is a very HOT chica from Cali named Vicky Tatania.

She arrived last Saturday and might get moved over to El Capitan.

She is not to be missed.

[GoliathSxm]

Awesome, Thanks Seymore for the map and update on the clubs. Never did like Petit Chateau back in the day, I wonder if it's better now. I'll probably stick to EC area for the week. Anyone else going down last week of February?

Here is one map that was posted earlier.

https://www.google.com/maps/d/viewer...174127813&z=16

Update: Bada Bing is gone (Irma destroyed the building), Petit Chatuae is now The General, Hypnotic is closed, Defiance is now The Empire Gentleman's club. There have been no reports that Sunset is or is not open since Irma. Not open during the day when I was there in December.

Seymore.

[Seymore Butts]

Hey guys, I'm heading down in the end of February for the first time in 4-5 years. There was a map of some of the locations back in the day and was wondering if anyone has a copy of it? I'm trying not to get lost as I kind of forgot where they are. I'm renting a car for the week.

Favorite location back then was EC so I'll hit them up first of course, maybe see Tatania if she's there.

Mel if you are still on the island, Beer is on me if you want to meet up.

Here is one map that was posted earlier.

https://www.google.com/maps/d/viewer...174127813&z=16

Update: Bada Bing is gone (Irma destroyed the building), Petit Chatuae is now The General, Hypnotic is closed, Defiance is now The Empire Gentleman's club. There have been no reports that Sunset is or is not open since Irma. Not open during the day when I was there in December.

Seymore.

[GoliathSxm]

Hey guys, I'm heading down in the end of February for the first time in 4-5 years. There was a map of some of the locations back in the day and was wondering if anyone has a copy of it? I'm trying not to get lost as I kind of forgot where they are. I'm renting a car for the week.

Favorite location back then was EC so I'll hit them up first of course, maybe see Tatania if she's there.

Mel if you are still on the island, Beer is on me if you want to meet up.

[Mel365]

I am not 100 % sure of the name but she is definitely in room 9.

Don't bother asking a chica when she arrived, they always say a week ago or a few days ago.

The chica in room 9 is leaving in April.

That means she has been on island about 2 months.

Mel.

Thanks Mel.

I think I know exactly who she is now. I believe she arrived a week or so ago.

I don't know the shorter one.

Barkey.

[Barkey]

This is a different Tatania.

The old Tatania was shorter and a real spinner with a morena color this Tatania is heavier, taller, and white,.

Mel.

Thanks Mel.

I think I know exactly who she is now. I believe she arrived a week or so ago.

I don't know the shorter one.

Barkey.

[Mel365]

This is a different Tatania.

The old Tatania was shorter and a real spinner with a morena color this Tatania is heavier, taller, and white,.

Mel.

Mel.

Is this the same Tatiana that was at there about two years ago? Did she manage to grow some big bolt-ONS as well and maybe mid-late 30's?

I'll be there again in February and will appreciate the updates on your adventures.

Barkey.

[Barkey]

She mentioned some things about a few TNL's I did with her which was correct.

Her name is Tatania and is in room 9.

She now has some junk in the trunk however I would not taken her out in the past if she was no good in la cama.

We went to room 9 and she gave a very acceptable BBBJ. Positions were also good.

I would repeat. She is on island till April.

Mel.

Is this the same Tatiana that was at there about two years ago? Did she manage to grow some big bolt-ONS as well and maybe mid-late 30's?

I'll be there again in February and will appreciate the updates on your adventures.

Barkey.

[John2526]

I dropped by El Capitan about 9 PM and was happy to see a 100% Colombian lineup.

This was confirmed to me by the owner.

These clubs are safe, however sometimes bad stuff happens in the parking lot. So park as close to the front door as possible.

Like Carolinas El Capitan's music is very loud. It makes it difficult to chat up the chicas.

The bar was busy and there were a few nice spinners and medium sized chicas as well as a few gorditas.

These chicas have a memory like a Cray computer. A short chica came over to me immediately and said Hi and called me Mel--HUH?

She mentioned some things about a few TNL's I did with her which was correct.

Her name is Tatania and is in room 9.

She now has some junk in the trunk however I would not taken her out in the past if she was no good in la cama.

We went to room 9 and she gave a very acceptable BBBJ. Positions were also good.

I would repeat. She is on island till April.

Given the quality of my Spanish, loud music is a blessing! .

I'll be there the first week in February. I still owe you dinner (from 2010), if you're going to be around.

[Mel365]

I dropped by El Capitan about 9 PM and was happy to see a 100% Colombian lineup.

This was confirmed to me by the owner.

These clubs are safe, however sometimes bad stuff happens in the parking lot. So park as close to the front door as possible.

Like Carolinas El Capitan's music is very loud. It makes it difficult to chat up the chicas.

The bar was busy and there were a few nice spinners and medium sized chicas as well as a few gorditas.

These chicas have a memory like a Cray computer. A short chica came over to me immediately and said Hi and called me Mel--HUH?

She mentioned some things about a few TNL's I did with her which was correct.

Her name is Tatania and is in room 9.

She now has some junk in the trunk however I would not taken her out in the past if she was no good in la cama.

We went to room 9 and she gave a very acceptable BBBJ. Positions were also good.

I would repeat. She is on island till April.