St. Maarten (The southern Dutch side)

[Old School]

Foolish mentioned Spanish translation apps. I'd really to try one (or two). Would anyone care to recommend an app that seems to work well for you?

For phone and texting I use WhatsApp. For translation their are several out there. Just know they always do not translate correctly. So keep it to short sentences and no slang unless you know the Native slang. This may not be the best example but it will get my point across on word choice. Example: Menstruation instead of Period. I also will translate it back to see how it reads in Spanish. After a while you will recognize certain phrases, Te amo, I love you and also Te quiero also, I love you but in a caring way.

Grammar is another issue, when I translate my friends chat it comes out backwards or him instead of her. If her chat is not making sense just tell her, no comprende and she will write it another way.

Good luck.

[Xanadont]

The voice and text translation apps definitely helped towards the tail end ...

Foolish mentioned Spanish translation apps. I'd really to try one (or two). Would anyone care to recommend an app that seems to work well for you?

[Foolish]

Hey Foolish:

Well it sounds like you had at least a kind of good time. If before you go back to SXM or to Colombia or Venezuela (if that is in your future) brushing up on even a little basic Spanish should be really helpful. It has been said on this forum many times that if you can establish some kind of communication with your chica over and above how much, what's your name, etc. The results improve dramatically. I have found that almost all of these girls can get you off but if you can spend some time with them before you take them arriba you get a chance to get to know what they are like your vetting process improves. I think that if you can find one that you particularly get along with, the chances of the GFE experience improves greatly especially if you repeat with them. Again it's that same old chemistry thing. If you find that is there after your first session the chances of the BBJ, DFK improve greatly and can just start happening.

Hey Barkey,

I for sure had a good time, I always enter new environments with optimism. Where I come from, there are no setups quite like this where you can meet, talk and relax / chill with the girls before & after. Even though most of the girls I met were not my spec, I still enjoyed what SXM has to offer. The clubs definitely ranged from no real approach (hypnotic), to jump on your bones (el capitan) & inbetween (carolina's, etc). While travelling, I enjoy meeting new people and girls that are not P4 P, but also like to indulge w / P4 P. The voice and text translation apps definitely helped towards the tail end and I generally met girls who could speak some english, but I can't wait to be able to converse more freely in Spanish (and elsewhere Romanian, Russian, etc) so that I can have a great time in places like Mexico, El Salvador, Colombia, Venezuela, etc. I definitely prefer BBBJ / DFK, etc. Also, I've never done TLN / TLD, so would be great to hang out with a fun girl doing different things for a few hundred $$ (too expensive otherwise in other places).

Thanks again for sharing your reports / insight.

F.

[Knoteebuoy]

I have been to Carolina's and Hypnotic so far. Lots of ladies at both places. Tried to connect with a tall blond girl with glasses at Hypnotic last evening but kept getting beat to the draw by other guys looking to score her. I had a different experience while waiting for her. A fellow board member had asked me to look up a girl and get a contact number. Minutes after arriving at the bar a cute young lady approaches my buddy and I. I asked her if she know the girl I was looking for. It turned out she was her. I manage to get my message across to her in my non existent Spanish. She gave me a phone number to pass along. I had already spotted the tall blond sexatary looking girl and was wanting to try her out so declined to go with the girl who's number I got. The interesting thing is that after getting her phone number I was not approached the rest of the evening. That was very different.

[Barkey]

Lessons learned: definitely need to learn more Spanish. I wish I found the apps earlier so I could communicate a bit better. I'm not a bang and run kinda guy, so communication is important. I wish I discovered some of these phone apps earlier, even if it's not ideal (better than nothing). A bit disappointed with the general service level: CBJ, LFK (sporatic). FKKs seem much better in this regard with default BBBJ / DFK.
F.

Hey Foolish:

Well it sounds like you had at least a kind of good time. If before you go back to SXM or to Colombia or Venezuela (if that is in your future) brushing up on even a little basic Spanish should be really helpful. It has been said on this forum many times that if you can establish some kind of communication with your chica over and above how much, what's your name, etc. The results improve dramatically. I have found that almost all of these girls can get you off but if you can spend some time with them before you take them arriba you get a chance to get to know what they are like your vetting process improves. I think that if you can find one that you particularly get along with, the chances of the GFE experience improves greatly especially if you repeat with them. Again it's that same old chemistry thing. If you find that is there after your first session the chances of the BBJ, DFK improve greatly and can just start happening.

We all know that this is their business and while the girls can make us feel really special like we are the best in the world even if we are old, fat and ugly (like me) if you can talk to them and maybe take them away from their work mindset, even for a little while, I think they enjoy it and it can reap big dividends (whether it's for real or not. Who cares). That trip to Bogota will be on your mind though.

If one is the type that just likes to bang and run, sign language works just fine.

[Foolish]

Oh yes, this cannot be repeated too much. Sure you can visit the island without a word of Spanish, but the more Spanish you know, the more fun you will have with the chicas. Showing courtesy and respect, give compliments, making jokes, creating a relaxed atmosphere, explaining your dreams and desires.... it all results in better sex.

I bet it will be even more important if you decide to go to SA or other Spanish places in the Caribbean. Once you get out of the chica bars in SXM you get along fine with either English or French wherever you go. Not so sure about that in Colombia.

Thanks for the report. Always nice to see a former FKK clubber in this thread.

Hi S16,

Been reading a bunch of your posts.

I'm definitely learning Spanish, but I actually don't know anyone that speaks where I live, so it's purely online.

Definitely want to check out MDE, Bogota, etc. After meeting Zoe, I can understand why some are fans of Venezuelan women. Will likely hit Brazil as well in the upcoming year.

I haven't been for a few years, but definitely hope I can get back to the FKK scene (I am a huge fan of brunette spinners). Sharks sounds like it's the place to be right now. Too many places to travel and to monger.

F.

[Shark16]

Lessons learned: definitely need to learn more Spanish. I wish I found the apps earlier so I could communicate a bit better. I'm not a bang and run kinda guy, so communication is important. I wish I discovered some of these phone apps earlier, even if it's not ideal (better than nothing). A bit disappointed with the general service level: CBJ, LFK (sporatic). FKKs seem much better in this regard with default BBBJ / DFK. Definitely want to visit Colombia / Venezuela now, although I still think the FKK set up is pretty awesome, but I'm likely spending more time in the Caribbean in the near future.

Oh yes, this cannot be repeated too much. Sure you can visit the island without a word of Spanish, but the more Spanish you know, the more fun you will have with the chicas. Showing courtesy and respect, give compliments, making jokes, creating a relaxed atmosphere, explaining your dreams and desires.... it all results in better sex.

I bet it will be even more important if you decide to go to SA or other Spanish places in the Caribbean. Once you get out of the chica bars in SXM you get along fine with either English or French wherever you go. Not so sure about that in Colombia.

Thanks for the report. Always nice to see a former FKK clubber in this thread.

[Foolish]

Thanks for the posts everyone, gave my friend and I a good framework to do the club tours at night.

A bunch of details are a bit blurry, but hopefully can recap:

While taxi drivers were helpful, we found having a 4 x4 is probably the easiest to bounce around the clubs and navigate the up and down hills / slightly rough road. Only sessioned with a couple of girls max per night, pretty tired from our daily activities.

Night 1 (Friday).

Arrived in the late evening to SXM. Dropped by El Capitan via taxi, girls were very aggressive and we didn't stay long. Dropped by Carolina's and there were a lot of guys and girls (probably 25+ as reports showed). For my taste, most of the girls were bigger than I like (120-130+ lbs). Drinks are cheap ($2 beers, $5-7 other mixed drinks and no ladies markup) and while we did get a lot of attention by the ladies, it's pretty normal to me. I ended up going with Hillary, a Colombian from Cali. She's quite thin (thinnest in the whole place), pale and probably 100 lbs, ok face. Some LFK, CBJ and MPOS, she is nice to hang out with, ok session, $50, . Went to Hypnotic briefly, was pretty dead (was late though, probably 2-3 am).

Night 2 (Saturday).

Got a vehicle and dropped by more clubs. Started at Bada Bing. Knew it was expensive, but there was no cover so there's no harm in checking it out. Had 10-15 girls, probably the club with the girls more to my taste, prettier faces and leaner bodies. Didn't session.

Dropped by Crystals and was dead.

Got to Carolina's and Hillary greeted me again. She introduced me to her friend Marianna, who I'm assuming is the Selena Gomez look alike, although with big DS. Ended up sessioning with her and had a good time, better kissing than Hillary. We all hung out on the couches and had a fun evening.

Night 3 (Sunday).

Casa Blanca (cover of $5, included drink token), Petite Chateau, Sunset resort, Crystals. All pretty much dead with only 3-5 girls in each max.

Dropped by El Capitan and again were "attacked" at the door. My friend enjoyed the attention of his girl and while I wasn't crazy about the girl's body who jumped me, I liked her headband look and face. Her name is "Kacey" or "Kaley / Katie" or something like that from Santo Domingo. Went to the room and she likes a really hard fuck. Was fairly exhausted after that. Definitely not my pace. Apparently it was her birthday and a bunch of the girls seemed to have fun. There was probably 1 other light Dominican and darker Dominican (who didn't seem to be friends with anyone) that I found attractive body and face-wise, but was tired from my session.

Went to Hypnotic and spotted Zoe: natural beauty, great smile, but spoke no English. I observed her smiling, laughing and dancing with one of her friends and hanging out on the couches. Her friend went to the bathroom and I walked up and asked if I could sit down. She said no. That was interesting. Seemed like they were both with the older gentleman sitting down. I was intrigued and her look was definitely different than the default Colombians I was seeing everywhere.

Went to Carolina and chilled there for a while, but I couldn't stop thinking about Zoe. Left my friend at Carolina's (he was hanging out with Anjelica a lot over a few days) and went back to Hypnotic. Walked in and Zoe was hanging in the doorway of where the rooms are, tried to communicate with her and was trying to find out why she was so standoffish, etc. I asked if she was working and she said yes, but wasn't hanging out in the main room. Got a drink and was asking the bartender what the deal was with Zoe. He said she was working and lead me to the room area. Ended up spending a half an hour session with her ($50/$5). The session was ok, but she wasn't that into kissing and wanted a fast pace. I was still enjoying myself because I found her very attractive. I couldn't finish after 30 minutes and we started to clean up / shower, etc. Was going to spend another half an hour with her, but said "slow down, no rush, etc", but for some reason it was really important to her that I finish. Ended up deciding to go back downstairs and get drinks and talk a bit with some help. My friend got kicked out of Carolina (it was closed), so instead of hooking up with Zoe again, asked her to wait 5 minutes and grabbed the car to pick him up on the way (it was approaching 3 am / closing). Only after a few minutes, got back to the room, but Zoe was gone upstairs to sleep.

Day 4/5: Monday. Tried to get up and get back to Hypnotic and Zoe in the morning, but had to catch a flight. Actually had a layover back in SXM a few days later, but Zoe was off. Luckily I got her # from the bartender and was able to touch base. Oh well, have to come back if I want to see her again. Ended up doing a duo with Hillary & Marianna (my first ever), not the greatest interaction and could tell the girls were tired, but it was ok. Had help with Spanish and communicating with Zoe from some other girls, which was cool. They thought I was in love (maybe a little).

Lessons learned: definitely need to learn more Spanish. I wish I found the apps earlier so I could communicate a bit better. I'm not a bang and run kinda guy, so communication is important. I wish I discovered some of these phone apps earlier, even if it's not ideal (better than nothing). A bit disappointed with the general service level: CBJ, LFK (sporatic). FKKs seem much better in this regard with default BBBJ / DFK. Definitely want to visit Colombia / Venezuela now, although I still think the FKK set up is pretty awesome, but I'm likely spending more time in the Caribbean in the near future.

Thanks to Barkey for some insights on TLD / TLN.

F.

[Scubatoo]

Hello,

I just read about thirty pages of the forum, but I can not find what I want! I am looking for the address of a hotel or guesthouse, apps too expensive and the nearest club. I prefer to spend my money in clubs, rather than in a room where I only have a few hours!

Thank you for addresses.

www.airbnb.com

[Prizren]

Hello,

I just read about thirty pages of the forum, but I can not find what I want! I am looking for the address of a hotel or guesthouse, apps too expensive and the nearest club. I prefer to spend my money in clubs, rather than in a room where I only have a few hours!

Thank you for addresses.

[Prizren]

Hello, I will be in Saint Martin on 12 and 13 November (Thursday afternoon and evening in clubs and on Friday afternoon. If there are people present at the site SAINT MARTIN, thank you to send me an MP. I hope to go Carolinas and Hypnotic. I look for Colombian women, with long black hair and long nails (sorry, it's my fantasy! . If some guys visit the spots before me, and have advice or recommendations, I'm interested. See you soon! Jeep.

[DavisLucJr]

Does anyone remember if the "original" Seamans had a room fee? I don't recall ever paying anything to the bar, used to go straight to the room (used to tip the old man who often stood in the entrance to the dormitory. He treated me like some mega-VIP after that).

My very first time on the island was the year before this place closed down for remodelling. I do not recall a room fee.

[Lucky Strike]

As for room time limits, Casablanca and Defiance had no time limits... Hypnotic, El Capitan and Crystal were somewhat loose with the time.

Overstayed 1 hour at Hypnotic by no more than 2-3 min and was extorted another $5 by a very "heavy" lady who collected room fee on that day. El Capitan has always had strict rules about overstaying your time in the room at night, same as the "old" Defiance. Last year during my rare visit to Casablanca the girl kept reminding me that my 20 min was almost over and I had to hurry (haven't visited CB since).

Does anyone remember if the "original" Seamans had a room fee? I don't recall ever paying anything to the bar, used to go straight to the room (used to tip the old man who often stood in the entrance to the dormitory. He treated me like some mega-VIP after that).

[Barkey]

I have never failed to get distracted while visiting my favourite island. I think it may be my ADD Syndrome. (I seem to be afflicted with Ass and Double Dee impairment).

Knoteebuoy.

That's a good one. I'll have to remember that one.

Can you check your mail? Thanks,

Barkey.

[Knoteebuoy]

Knoteebouy.

Have a great trip. While our blonde friend was not there I'm sure you will find many other interesting distractions to keep you busy.

Enjoy.

Barkey.

I have never failed to get distracted while visiting my favourite island. I think it may be my ADD Syndrome. (I seem to be afflicted with Ass and Double Dee impairment).

I appreciate the time and effort that went into the research for your reports. I normally do not bother with El Capitan and Petit Chateau but will this time based on your reports. Keep up the good work. .

Knoteebuoy.