St. Maarten (The southern Dutch side)

[ClubTed]

OK, just got back from 6 days, five nights, of a relatively good trip to the island. I'll try to give a brief summary of each of the clubs and my observations. First though, SXM almost never happened. Apparently on 12/6 there was a bomb scare at the airport that shut it down for three hours. My inbound flight almost got diverted to San Juan, but they reopened the airport just in time for us to land. Once on the ground the situation was kind of chaotic. We were out on the tarmac waiting for buses. Not the usual Bgates, but on the apron to the runway. Apparently a KLM flight was in question that screwed things up with the threat. Who the hell want's to phone in a bomb threat to Princess Juliana Airport. Anyway some bullet point observations of my trip, then club reports.

In general, weather was great. Comfortable mornings and evenings, but as expected, hot around midday. Lots of seaweed washed up at both Dawn and Orient Beaches. I mean lots to the point where you need to bring in heavy graders / rakes to clean the beaches up. Monday there was only one cruise ship in port, so check the website provided here to see just how touristy the clubs will get. More about that later. Surprisingly, most of the chicas were in decent shape. Even the ones at LE Petit. No real heavies or gorda's on island. Also, most every girl with real long hair is wearing extensions. Seems to be the going thing. I caressed much hair and got the cute chica chuckle when I asked if it was natural! Beers at the clubs are still 2 bucks a pop with the exception of Casa Blanca where they have upped the price to 3 dollars. Also, appears (at least on Saturday night) Casa Blanca stays open until sunrise, which is about 6:30 am This time of year, for those real late night owls. Oh, and I heard on the radio down there that the McDonalds in Simpson Bay has the drive-thru open 24 hours if you're looking for another place and have the munchies at 4 am.

Here we go!

LE Petite Chateau. Never thought I'd live to see the day where they paved the parking lot. Hallelujiah! Miss the neon sign though. Outside patio bar is a nice addition. At least you can see the chicas better. Only one pool table now in the poolroom. That novelty seems to be a thing of the past. Main bar still dark as ever. Enter club through the doors somewhat hidden within the outdoor patio. The door you'll see to the far right is for the chicas' restaurant. Place is busy with drifting locals in the afternoon looking to get their groove on with mostly dark skinned Dominicanas. Room key charge of 3 bucks, now in effect in the afternoon, and door to courtyard is now secured. You can't freely walk out during the day any longer. You can have a chica here for $40.00 by you setting the price if you're fairly decent looking and clean. Don't ask how much, you'll get into a negotiating scene which will ruin the vibe. Offer 40 and the chica will bite. Look for a young cute Dominicana, Paola. 22 year old Nice figure, long black hair, cute face. Other than that, typical LE Petite line-up, but a somewhat slimmer version.

Crystals. I love the inside of this place. Reminds me of the original Seaman's with the heavy nautical motiff. Mix of Domincana's and Columbianas. You can no longer bounce in with a beer in hand. Sign on door clearly indicates this. Nice older Dominican lady bartending in the afternoon. Tatiana from Columbia is smoking hot in my opinion. Also, Clara, with a bit of junk in the trunk has a cute face, and probably one of the biggest natural racks on the island.

Caroline's. By far the hottest looking chica's and they know it. Place is packed during the day with cruise ship passengers and crew. I didn't bother stopping at night, I had a different agenda. The girls here are really hustlers during the day. I met Vivianne who was cute, kind of big boned, tall, and she immediately wanted to go to her room. For some reason I just didn't get a good vibe with her, maybe because her and basically all the girls there have an assembly line like attitude of get the guy in the room, fulfill the obligation, go back into the bar, and look for the next kill. I know this is how the daily grind works, but for some reason it's become so robotic / plastic in Caroline's that my visits there were purely as a vouyear. I played mind games with Lorena for 4 days. Calling her by name, leading her to believe I'd go with her to her room, then dropping her like a hot potato. She was getting frustrated, asking me how I knew her name. She is hot though for sure. If you like to see hot Columbian chicas prancing around in stillettos, constantly adjusting there tube tops, this is the place for you. Unfortunately, the secret is out and everyone hits this place now, which makes for a more impersonal interaction in my opinion.

El Capitan. Outdoor bar was never open when I was there in the afternoon. Heard it opens at 5 pm Not the usual full court press from the chicas that I've gotten in the past. I stopped here mainly in the afternoon for some beers. I wasn't overly impressed with the line-up, so my visits here dwindled as my trip progressed.

Hypnotic. Very nice line-up, though I heard Lucy has gone. Much more relaxed environment, with much less guys in the afternoon and evening as well, giving you the home team advantage. I still saw some guys cutting through the path, walking from the club over to Caroline's which everyone knows is a no-no. Oh well. Standard 50 dollars here with the 3 dollar room key charge. I did afternoon take-out here. With a fabulous Colombian, after I had done a half hour with her in her room 2 days earlier. She passed the test drive. For 3 hours back on my turf, I had a truly GFE with her, all for 100 bucks. Even though it's her free time, that's what she wanted, and afterwards, she wanted me to take her grocery shopping in a couple of days and have a barbecue at my place with nothing going her way dollar-wise. It's all about building the relationship. When the chica makes your bed, fluffs your pillows afterwards, starts tidying up your place, you know she's a winner! I plan on heading back in a couple of weeks just to see her again, that's how enamored I was with her,. , told her I needed to return home for the holiday but we'd spend more time together upon my return. We befriended each other on facebook and lots of pictures (clean ones) were taken and selfies of the two of us as well. She's a real winner. I won't share her name of room number since I'd like to keep her to myself! (Yeah, right, that's really happening right now!) But I'll share her pic next post, when I download it from my phone. One of my top 2 clubs this trip, and she was actually my second choice here, but glad how it worked out.

Defiance. When I stopped by, no chicas at all. Was told they'd be arriving this week. Guess a few trickled in Tuesday, more were coming Wed. , but I was leaving Thursday, so nothing to report on here from my perspective.

Sunset Retreat. I love the vibe of this place. Hot Latin music, chicas sitting against the wall old school, waiting for you to approach, place has a real third world feel. I hit the place in the evening and the happy hour in the smaller side bar as well, which was not busy this time around. Some potential here, but I didn't partake. You need to know some Spanish here to have any chance with interacting with the chicas beyond suckie / fuckie talk.

Casa Blanca. Pretty good line-up of Dominicana's here. There's a light caramel skinned chica who's a dead ringer for Beyonce. Great body, golden hair. I took the plunge. Glad I did. I swear, I kept looking for Jay-Z in the crowd. You can have some pretty intense bar action here also. Second night I was here I was with another Dominicana at the bar and we did everything imaginable short of me mounting her on top of the bar. All while another guy was doing the same with another chica right next to me. Everyone's pretty cool about it too, as long as you don't go overboard. But really don't know where that fine line ends here! 50 bucks a session here. Might be for 20 minutes though. You pay downstairs through a window like you're going to see the movies at an old time mom and pop theater.

All in all some good talent on the island. Caroline's is the times square of the clubs by far, and you'll get instant gratification there with one of the many dolls parading themselves around. But if you're looking for a more relaxed, laid back scene, check out some of the other mentioned clubs in my report. Dam, I miss that GFE chica already!

Oh, one last point, so take this seriously. Evidently some guy, I'd say around 50 ish, got taken off the plane before we departed, evidently because he was too intoxicated. He seemed OK to me, (then again I had drank a dozen Heineken myself before boarding), but he must have either said stuff at the gate or check-in, or was having a beef with his old lady, but the ground supervisor yanked his ass off the plane, wife or girlfriend stayed on board. What a way to end the vacation. Just be careful what you say or how you act. Guess he crossed the line somewhere. He willingly got off, but again, he wasn't that bad from what I could see, but there's always more to the story.

[Niceb]

Yesterday I went to Carolina at 08 h30, I invited a girl I've spotted last Sunday, Alexa. My god, she's gorgeous, she has a perfect body. She said she's Dominican and was very nice. As we where headed to her room, I thought it's to good to be true, I certainly will be disappointed by her performance. Silly me, she was great. I was fascinated by the beauty of her body, and she was mine for 20 mn. I didn't plan to be back so soon, but I have to go back tonight. Alexa. On my mind.

[Mel365]

The entrance to Petite Chateau is on the left front corner, looking from the front.

Mel.

Thanks and LOL -- You can see, in the videos, the drainage ditch going from Definace to Casablanca is scary dangerous. (the opposite of a curb) If your not careful you're screwed.

And I too highly suggest every newbie to go through the reports of distinctions section. I wanted to add my new videos & photos to that section so it is easy to find but I historically had a hard time making the links work. Maybe someone else could make it work.

Only one thing, the photo of Petit: I have not showed where the entrance is. Maybe a fellow member will take the photo and ad an arrow of location of front door. (I never entered the place).

Hotel recommendations. Go on the hotel search engines and view the hotel choices by map (vs listings) and decide on which one you want to stay at. Personally I would pass on staying downtown. (staying downtown and renting a car don't work well) divi makes more sense on dutch side. Oyster bay on French side.

[Shark16]

The first chicas have arrived. I have just seen part of the lineup thus far, but all seem to be Dominicanas. That means all clubs are up and running.

More later.

[Scubatoo]

Everyone who has been on this Forum over the last 10 years knows I LOVE St. Maarten. I have had entirely too much fun playing on this island. Although I have not yet been to Curacao, just St. Maarten and Aruba, it is clear that the Dutch islands are THE places to find lots of options at great prices. But I also know that it can be a bit frustrating if you do not know Spanish or have limited Spanish. It is one of the reasons I have made an effort to learn it over the past several years, and it does make a difference. With this, I just got back from Barbados and can tell you that the club scene there has changed dramatically for the better. Several clubs with dozens of women are now available there. You can read my reviews on the Barbados thread. Most all the girls there have great English, predominately from Jamaica, and some from South America. Many, many very attractive women. The clubs there are "strip clubs with extras", kind of like Bada Bing. Pole dances in the middle of the club, cheap drinks, $10 lap dances in the back with anything goes, and private rooms for $25 that have large, padded tables for full range of FS options. The going rate for the girls is $100 for half hour to 45 min. Girls live off site, and are readily available for offsite play. No bar fines makes this a great option. The island is more expensive than St. Maarten, but you can also get a direct RT flight from JFK for about $425. Anyone who has looked at mongering in other Caribbean locations knows that the options have been limited. The scene in Barbados gives another legitimate choice now. The Jamaican girls are so much fun and, like the Colombian chicas, come in different sizes and skin colors. Really sweet girls and very sexy.

[Buck On89]

I agree with this 10000%. I made my first visit to SXM a few months ago and found the forum information to be invaluable. For any newbies take the time to view BuckOn's recent videos showing the current drives to the casas and more so to his videos and maps in the Reports of Distincton to get a really good overview of where the action is in relation to the airport / Phillipsburg and the rest of the island. Any one new to the island making the drive to Oyster Bay Area from the casas, especially after you've had a few (drinks not necessarily chicas), watch out for the drainage ditch on the right hand side of the road!

Thanks and LOL -- You can see, in the videos, the drainage ditch going from Definace to Casablanca is scary dangerous. (the opposite of a curb) If your not careful you're screwed.

And I too highly suggest every newbie to go through the reports of distinctions section. I wanted to add my new videos & photos to that section so it is easy to find but I historically had a hard time making the links work. Maybe someone else could make it work.

Only one thing, the photo of Petit: I have not showed where the entrance is. Maybe a fellow member will take the photo and ad an arrow of location of front door. (I never entered the place).

Hotel recommendations. Go on the hotel search engines and view the hotel choices by map (vs listings) and decide on which one you want to stay at. Personally I would pass on staying downtown. (staying downtown and renting a car don't work well) divi makes more sense on dutch side. Oyster bay on French side.

[UltraHappy]

Fellas,

Going to St. Martin in a few weeks for some mongering action. Can anyone recommend where to stay? I'm coming with my friend and we would like to be close to Seamans or El Capitan. Any info in regards to St. Martin and mongering is greatly appreciated!

Thanks,

Nago

Yes, I would definitely recommend staying in a hotel! Highly recommended. Much better than sleeping on a park bench for example.

[Barkey]

Before my first visit to SXM about 8 years ago, I spent a lot of time reading through this thread. With no previous knowledge of this little paradise, and armed only with a rental car and some USD, I was able to seal the deal at Seaman's (now El Capitan) within 3 hours of my plane touching down at the airport. I knew exactly how to get there, what to expect, and what to pay.

This thread is invaluable for first timers to the island, and I highly recommend its use as a resource.

I am forever grateful to those early posters, and to all since!

I agree with this 10000%. I made my first visit to SXM a few months ago and found the forum information to be invaluable. For any newbies take the time to view BuckOn's recent videos showing the current drives to the casas and more so to his videos and maps in the Reports of Distincton to get a really good overview of where the action is in relation to the airport / Phillipsburg and the rest of the island. Any one new to the island making the drive to Oyster Bay Area from the casas, especially after you've had a few (drinks not necessarily chicas), watch out for the drainage ditch on the right hand side of the road!

[DavisLucJr]

Before my first visit to SXM about 8 years ago, I spent a lot of time reading through this thread. With no previous knowledge of this little paradise, and armed only with a rental car and some USD, I was able to seal the deal at Seaman's (now El Capitan) within 3 hours of my plane touching down at the airport. I knew exactly how to get there, what to expect, and what to pay.

This thread is invaluable for first timers to the island, and I highly recommend its use as a resource.

I am forever grateful to those early posters, and to all since!

[BigRiddah]

Stay in Philipsburg if you want to be really close. Or out by Oyster Bay, I have stayed at the Westin Dawn Beach quite a few times and it's my preferred option. Only 10 minutes drive from the bars. However, it's also usually a little pricier than the other options so if you want something less costly there are other options. Do a search on the forums, you'll see quite a few options mentioned. The good thing is the island is is not that big so you can drive from one end to the other in 30 minutes (SXM airport to Oyster Bay), assuming there's no traffic. If you stay in Philipsburg, you're within a 10 min drive of El Capitan, Seamans, Carolinas, etc.

Yup, good solid advice.

Do a search on the forums, you'll see quite a few options mentioned.

New guys should read the fine forum. This question of where to stay to be closest to the clubs is asked & answered every month or so. I find it interesting watching the hit & run posters: Hi, I will be visiting in X days. I needs the info. Where is the club? Where to stay? How much for action? What time does clubs open? Can I walk to clubs at night? What about taxi? And then they rarely report back.

For those who do report back, I thank you for your past and future contributions.

[Puntz79]

Fellas,

Going to St. Martin in a few weeks for some mongering action. Can anyone recommend where to stay? I'm coming with my friend and we would like to be close to Seamans or El Capitan. Any info in regards to St. Martin and mongering is greatly appreciated!

Thanks,

Nago

Stay in Philipsburg if you want to be really close. Or out by Oyster Bay, I have stayed at the Westin Dawn Beach quite a few times and it's my preferred option. Only 10 minutes drive from the bars. However, it's also usually a little pricier than the other options so if you want something less costly there are other options. Do a search on the forums, you'll see quite a few options mentioned. The good thing is the island is is not that big so you can drive from one end to the other in 30 minutes (SXM airport to Oyster Bay), assuming there's no traffic. If you stay in Philipsburg, you're within a 10 min drive of El Capitan, Seamans, Carolinas, etc.

[Nago100]

Fellas,

Going to St. Martin in a few weeks for some mongering action. Can anyone recommend where to stay? I'm coming with my friend and we would like to be close to Seamans or El Capitan. Any info in regards to St. Martin and mongering is greatly appreciated!

Thanks,

Nago

[BigRiddah]

The KFC worked for me in Carolinas and Seamans & never tried it anywhere else. I would suggest that you (or anyone else reading this) bring the buckets of chicken (you will need at least 30 pieces to cover the 20+ chicas and the support staff, if not 40 pieces) when it is close a meal time right when they go on shift at 11 - 12 noon or at 8pm. Then you sit at the bar with the buckets & let them come get it, but first have them give you their name before they get the chicken. If it is during the day, see if you can get them in the light closer to the entrance door and this way you can check out their bodies too.

Thinking about KFC now brings back good memories.

[Shark16]

Defiance had a poor showing when I was there In early November. However the owner told me he has a lot of new talent coming into his 3 clubs.

Mel,
Defiance is still empty. Not a single chica. Word is they are coming in the middle of next week.

[Mel365]

From early November.

I weeded through a small crowd at Seamans looking for Lucy but she was TNL. I looked around and a sweet chica came over.

Her name was Jessie and was new to the Island. Never ask how long a chica has been on island they usually lie and say 2 weeks as they want you to think they are fresh off the vine. It is better to ask when they are leaving and do the math. She was actually there 2 days.

Jessie is not and not fat just a nice average body but a nice person. We chatted away about Colombia and her town which I am familiar with it is known for the shoe factories. She was not pushy at the bar which I like. I finally said vamos and off we went.

All the rooms at seamans are are the nicest on the island as it was originally built as a motel de amor.

She went to clean up and asked if I would like a shower. I accepted even though I had just showered, it gives a good impression.

She gave a very respectable BBBJ and then a number of positions. She was tight. I asked for lube and she only had climazatrol.

Which is used for fungal infections and athletes foot. Many chicas use it philanthropically. She has a great pelvic tilt in Mish which is worth the price of admission. In any event I had a nice time. Not a 10 but nice for a rainy evening. She was so new she did not have a phone.

Have Fun,

Mel.