St. Maarten (The southern Dutch side)

[Double Windsor]

Another day, another lackluster experience.

Walk into Carolina's around 1215p. Roughly 10 girls around bar. Mostly 5s and 6s. All just sitting there looking anything but motivated / engaging.

Myself and one other monger in the place.

After 3-4 mins, the black guy behind the bar starts yelling at the girls to come socialize with customers. Well, that had about the same impact you get when you yell at a cat.

A minute later Melena (spelling) comes and sits beside me. She's a 7 at best. Slightly heavy, OK face. 34 D Fake (and chubby) boob. Ie, not bolt on.

After talkign for a bit, she's promising the world. Massage, great BBBJ, I decide to go for it.

Another lame ass experience. She does the stupid 69 BJ where she's got the condom in her mouth as she starts the head. She can tell I'm not happy.

We bang for a bit. I ask her where I can cum and she says on tits = more money. This girl is delusional. She's acting like a 9 and she's a soft 7. I bust in the condom and give her 3 $20s and tell her I want $10 change.

Not sure if I got lucky in Jan but but the drop-off between looks, talent and sessions is unreal vs this week.

[Siepko Bach]

A SXM MP was videoed while receiving cash from a club owner on SXM, in exchange for helping with visas for the girls. Much uproar in Holland. So may end the politician's career but also the career of the club owners.

[Siepko Bach]

Petit Chateau is almost in the centre of Philipsburg so it is easy and safe to walk to. Maybe ten minutes from HH, all within town. For Carolinas you have to walk maybe 20 minutes, partly through a street with much traffic but not much buildings. Might be unsafe but I don't think so. Everyone talking about danger mentions one incident (day time) between Seamans and. ; mugging can happen anywhere, but I think muggers may prefer the cruise ship staff which does not have the time to report to the police.

Hi All.

I've just booked 4 nights at the Holland House Hotel, Can any body tell me if the clubs are close enough to walk to and if they are is it safe to walk. Also can a guy be to old to get in the clubs?

Thanks Wyknot.

[Double Windsor]

I like your hangover anology. Funny.

What time did you go? Good ones are going out on TLNs as early as 7 or 7:30. Read my trip reports form two weeks ago. That also has my ratings and recommendations. Paulina from Carolina and Claudia from Seamens are real gems in my book.

Hi Vitrea,

I did read your report. Check out my longer post just now.

Thanks for the recs. Too bad Claudia is gone home (if that's true).

I think our "Paulina" are the same as my "Paola" said she came here almost one month ago ( Feb 15). Playing music loud in the room. She has a white blackberry. Okay, amazing I remember the colour of her bkby but don't remember the fkn room number she's in!

Guess there aren't enough fake names in the universe for these women to each pick their own.

[Double Windsor]

Re: what time I was there. I hit Carolina's / Crystal last night around 9pm.

Went to Seamans tosayat3p. Asked if Claudia was there. Chick said she flew back to Columbia yesterday. Of course she did. I look around and see about 10 girls. None seem more than a 7 from what I can tell.

I get the hell out of there and and start questioning my life decisions as to why the eff I'm down here right now. Ask the cabbie to take me to carolinas. About 20 girls. Nothing stands out at all. Ask the barman if Paulina is there. After repeating the name 4-5 times, this girl comes up to me and says she's paulina. Then she says her name is "Paola" * which I've seen written here a bunch and thought it was a spelling mistake.

Anyways, she's probably 27, 5'1, 110, amazing 34C (natural) and no tats that I saw! I'm not a fan of tats in the least. Her face was kind of weak but she seemed like a nice / funny girl.

So we make some magic. She gives a very solid (but nothing better than home) BBBJ. Nice deep throat action. Her pssy is out of this world wet. Like, this chick was created to bang. Sex is alright. Not feeling the connection. Mish, side, doggy, I came on her ass.

* Guys, is this the "Paulina"? She said she changes her name to paola cause there's another paulina?

Saw a short blonde, pretty face, huge fake guns. I was impressed. Until I saw the 3/4 back tattoo on her. I don't get it.

Let me know guys. I need some recommendations. I like tight bodies, fake guns, pretty faces (yeah, I know, I'm weird like that)

DW

[Vitrea]

Arrived this aft. Huge letdown. Went to Carolinas and crystal.

Had a blast here in Jan, seems all the super hot girls from Carolinas are gone, maybe TLN?

Anyways, feel like it went from Hangover part I to HAngover part II. Except a trip to hangover part II didn't cost me $1500.

Leaving Tuesday but if the scene isn't better tmrw, I will push my flight home sooner.

Took tatianna for ride at carolinas. Weak BBBJ (but she says she never does that for guys). Sure. 30 mins after finishing, I went to crystal to check out talent, pretty weak as well but of course took a girl for a ride. Was lame. BBBJ was weak again and she tried to sneak a condom on.

Seriously, the lays I get at home trump these 2.

And what's with girls pissing before the deed with the door open! FFS! Nice hard on killer. But I'm down here mongering, not having formal tea I guess.

Would really appreciate a rec form the vets here to get me on track. Will hit seamn's tmrw and hope for better luck.

I like your hangover anology. Funny.

What time did you go? Good ones are going out on TLNs as early as 7 or 7:30. Read my trip reports form two weeks ago. That also has my ratings and recommendations. Paulina from Carolina and Claudia from Seamens are real gems in my book.

[HarigeHarry]

I wondered the same thing, Kind of weird to me. At least close the door or something LOL. Let us know if you hit up El Capitan and if you do let me know what you think of Michelle and Adell (I think that's her name LOL).

Hehe, hard-on killer for sure, but it's so they can hear (and / or see) you move around the room, so you won't steal anything. Whenever my pants including my wallet are in the room and I need to take a [CodeWord140], I do the same. Some of these chica's are (surprisingly) honest and will return a $100 bill if you accidentally let it slip from your pants and they see it, but obviously they're not all like that.

[GoliathSxm]

And what's with girls pissing before the deed with the door open! FFS! Nice hard on killer. But I'm down here mongering, not having formal tea I guess.

I wondered the same thing, Kind of weird to me. At least close the door or something LOL. Let us know if you hit up El Capitan and if you do let me know what you think of Michelle and Adell (I think that's her name LOL).

[HarigeHarry]

Oh, Another huge warning sign I forgot is already included in MrCampo's answer, when he talked about "experienced professionals". It's probably pretty obvious to most, like is the rest that I wrote below, but I've read some comments in this thread, like the one MrCampo was replying to, from newbie's who obviously don't know what they're dealing with. It's where everybody starts.

The longer a chica is in the business, the colder her heart generally becomes and the more likely she'll aim to take and exploit yours. If a chica is well over 30 and has been in the business for several years (she'll probably lie about both) , be very very aware. You'll won't notice the coldness in her heart at first, probably quite the contrary, but you could be set for a very painful way to find out about it.

Anyway, I might sound sour, I'm not. There are a lot of really sweet girls out there and most of the times, if you treat them with respect and entertain them, they'll return both and you'll have a wonderful time. Just be very careful when it becomes more than just sex. Like most that have been mongering for a while, I've been there, both in the good way (sincere love) and the bad way (being used) and the latter can be quite painful.

[Double Windsor]

Also, I'm getting daylong date quotes of $250 + multa. WTF!

Not sure if I have absolutely zero game or these chicks think I'm a serial killer but reading these posts of $100 fees (or free!) for date on the beach is amazing.

Island seems 1/2 as busy as it was late January. We'll see how quiet it gets tmrw / Monday.

DW

[Double Windsor]

Arrived this aft. Huge letdown. Went to Carolinas and crystal.

Had a blast here in Jan, seems all the super hot girls from Carolinas are gone, maybe TLN?

Anyways, feel like it went from Hangover part I to HAngover part II. Except a trip to hangover part II didn't cost me $1500.

Leaving Tuesday but if the scene isn't better tmrw, I will push my flight home sooner.

Took tatianna for ride at carolinas. Weak BBBJ (but she says she never does that for guys). Sure. 30 mins after finishing, I went to crystal to check out talent, pretty weak as well but of course took a girl for a ride. Was lame. BBBJ was weak again and she tried to sneak a condom on.

Seriously, the lays I get at home trump these 2.

And what's with girls pissing before the deed with the door open! FFS! Nice hard on killer. But I'm down here mongering, not having formal tea I guess.

Would really appreciate a rec form the vets here to get me on track. Will hit seamn's tmrw and hope for better luck.

[HarigeHarry]

Friend, A piece of advice: Just forget her. There is much truth to the saying "You can take the working girl out of the *house, but not the *house out of the working girl". Trust me, I know. Such women suck, fuck and lick assholes for cash, and that really tells you all you need to know. Most of the would sell their own mothers, or even children, for a few hundred USD. Colombians are the worst, I have known hundreds myself and speak from experience. The hookers who are in SMX are experienced professionals who present sob stories to tourists. Often many simultaneously. So they can get something. But it is all lies.

Just keep away. Or you will learn the hard way.

Unfortunately, this is some very good advice. Pretty much all colombiana working girls will tell you you're special, handsome and whatsmore. It's part of their job and I wouldn't even go with a girl who wouldn't be GFE like that. However quite a few of them go much further if they find out you're on the island for some time and they can take good money out of you if they steal your heart. I remember when I started mongering, I saw a hot girl in the bar, sitting with a guy, since she was really hot, I decided I'd wait for her to finish up with him so I could go with her. The bartender noted and told me "if you're waiting for her, it's no use, that guy is her novio, this is her last day, she's going back to Colombia tomorrow and he's going with her". I was shocked, since this guy looked very below average and didn't even look entertaning. I couldn't understand how he would have fallen for a girl who obviously was using him for his money. I figured, how stupid can you be. But now, after a lot of experience, I understand how these chica's operate and how they CAN make you think they genuinely love you. That doesn't mean they're ALL like that! Some aren't, but the majority are. Some warning signs: if you find out the chica is using quite a lot 'nose candy', that's a really big warning sign. There's a, quite obvious, strong correlation between the amount of nose candy they take and the bullshit they'll tell. I found the good girls don't do nose candy. Then, the best test there is: do you need to pay her? If she goes with you for nothing, then that's a good sign. Of course these girls are on the island to make money and they have daily costs, like a house fee for example and lost income if they go with you. However if she doesn't even want to come with you in the 'low hours' for free, for example when she's finished with work and you propose to pick her up afterwards to sleep together, then she is 100% faking her feelings.

Anyway, mongering is great but don't let girls come too close. Because even if you do find a girl that genuinely has feelings for you, there's a very high change that this girls has issue's way bigger than you could ever imagine.

[Mel365]

I have brought chicas to Holland house, Divi Little bay, and Great bay hotel, and a few hotels in Simpson bay without any problems, also the Westin.

Mel

[Double Windsor]

I'm jetting down tmrw. If anyone is on the island and wants a wingman, post in the forum.

I don't have pm access but will get it if required.

Likely hitting the places of paradise Sat eve and Mon. Who am I kidding, Tuesday as well before flight home!

DW

[Vitrea]

Thanks Vitrea & Rjsss212.

So there would be no Problem taking a chiac back to the holland House or any other Hotel?

I apologize if this question has been answered before.

No problem at all. In general it is good idea to book a room for 2 people and ask for two keys when you check in. It general, it does not cost you any more and takes away any excuse if some asshole who did not get laid in ages gets jealous tries to give you a hard time. :-D