St. Maarten (The southern Dutch side)

[Amadeuss]

I can read it's mostly ST in an adajent room. But not LT taking the lass to your room all night.

How are the going rates nowadays? Only for the rich and famous?

[Mel365]

Once a year my boat is out of the water so I have to stay at a hotel.

If you plan on playing in the evening. I would suggest Dive Little Bay hotel.

It is 10 minutes from the action and is at the end of Phillipsburg with good security.

It has a huge parking lot.

The parking in Phillipsburg is hard to find and walking around Phillipsburg especially late at.

Night is sketchy and creeps me out.

Thanks Alz55! I will be on the island for 5 days and I plan to hit the clubs often. Thanks for the advice. I will report back later.

[TigerMuskie]

Thanks Alz55! I will be on the island for 5 days and I plan to hit the clubs often. Thanks for the advice. I will report back later.

TigerMuskie, you left out key information here in order to get a best advice how long are you staying on island and how frequent you plan on going to clubs?

I would recommend renting a car in any case bc of convenience and privacy. If you are going to rent a car, you are better off driving there to clubs. Study the road map of island (here on forum or get one from google) and remember, or save on your phone, how to get from your hotel to clubs and where each club is located.

Read through forum and get as much information you can. Forum has wealth of information and it will make your experience sooo much better. Park your car close to entrance and never leave any valuables in plain sight.

Enjoy your trip!

[Alz55]

I am going to be in SMX in a couple weeks. I am staying in Phillipsburg at a hotel and was planning to rent a car. It sounds like the hotel has limited parking. Is it more convenient to take taxis to the clubs or rent a car? I can see some doorman asking me where I am going to tell the taxi. Was thinking a rental is more private. Any recommendations?

TigerMuskie, you left out key information here in order to get a best advice — how long are you staying on island and how frequent you plan on going to clubs?

I would recommend renting a car in any case bc of convenience and privacy. If you are going to rent a car, you are better off driving there to clubs. Study the road map of island (here on forum or get one from google) and remember, or save on your phone, how to get from your hotel to clubs and where each club is located.

Read through forum and get as much information you can. Forum has wealth of information and it will make your experience sooo much better. Park your car close to entrance and never leave any valuables in plain sight.

Enjoy your trip!

[TigerMuskie]

I am going to be in SMX in a couple weeks. I am staying in Phillipsburg at a hotel and was planning to rent a car. It sounds like the hotel has limited parking. Is it more convenient to take taxis to the clubs or rent a car? I can see some doorman asking me where I am going to tell the taxi. Was thinking a rental is more private. Any recommendations?

[Alz55]

That said, did you ask any of the bartenders about the numbers? Early December I visited Carolina's both day and night, but, like you, I don't think I ever saw more than 10 chicas in the bar at any specific time. Normally just 3- 5. However, the bartender said there were 22- 25 chicas working, and I believe that to be true at that time (I could easily identify 20+ different chicas by name).
- S16.

S16,

I did not ask but when I frequent at nighttime, I saw around 8-12 chicas working.

In addition to ones seen working, other chicas are either on TLN (mostly hottest ones) or resting in the room so numbers you got from bartender could easily be true.

[Shark16]

Alz,

Thanks for a great report.

Carolinas:

In my past trips, I would see a lot more girls and fellas at night but not this time around. There were not that many guys and around 10 girls working. I saw many girls on their phones not even paying attention to anyone coming in or out, or approaching guys. Perhaps around new years might not be the best time to visit clubs. One day I went during daytime for a drink and you can see the whole lineup. There were 3-4 girls which are hottest you never see at nighttime, likely taken out for the night.

I think you are right that the numbers are down a bit during the Christmas / New Years holidays. It makes sense. The chicas are homesick during that time, and I guess many make plans for a return trip to Colombia before Christmas to be with their kids/family. Old reports also indicate that many chicas arrive in early Januray after the holiday break. Maybe someone on the ground could report back if this assumption is correct in 2024?

That said, did you ask any of the bartenders about the numbers? Early December I visited Carolina's both day and night, but, like you, I don't think I ever saw more than 10 chicas in the bar at any specific time. Normally just 3- 5. However, the bartender said there were 22- 25 chicas working, and I believe that to be true at that time (I could easily identify 20+ different chicas by name).

Good job finding Lia at Empire!

- S16.

[Alz55]

Got back from SXM last night from 6 days trip and my first time to be on island around this time. I like spending time at the beach daytime and frequent clubs nighttime after 10 pm.

Carolinas:

Best line up of all the clubs as always and closes at 2 am. In my past trips, I would see a lot more girls and fellas at night but not this time around. There were not that many guys and around 10 girls working. I saw many girls on their phones not even paying attention to anyone coming in or out, or approaching guys. Perhaps around new years might not be the best time to visit clubs. One day I went during daytime for a drink and you can see the whole lineup. There were 3-4 girls which are hottest you never see at nighttime, likely taken out for the night.

Vanessa, the superstar. Close to impossible to get. Every night I was there, she was out on TLN. I heard she is most popular and has repeating customers, taking her out of the club few days at the time. I saw her for a moment during the day while the club was crowded. I say close to impossible to get as she looks like she knows the ship crew that was there and while she's in the room, other guys are texting her and waiting for their turn.

Danielle. Petite dark skin from Cali. She started last week. Great service and eager to please. More is on the menu than standard so tell her what you are interested in before going to the room.

Alexandra. Hot paisa with long straight black hair, probably longest I have ever seen, below her ass. Quite experienced as she's been to Aruba and Curaçao couple of times before, and this is not her first time at SXM. Great service but she's quite up-seller and business lady. Will ask you to go for 1 HR off the bat, or to extend another 30 minutes after. Whatever its going to bring her more $$.

Crystal:

Went for a drink and came out shortly after. Nothing worth mentioning. Lack of talent or quality is still present. I was hoping to see Louisa, the Brazilian one, but she was not there that night.

Empire:

I usually do not have high expectations of this place when it comes to talent as they always had 1-2 girls worth seeing IMO but it's good place to have a drink and hang out by the bar. This place stays open longer and closes around 3. 30-4 am.

Lia. Thanks to fellow members, I went to see girl someone mention by the name of Leah (her name is actually Lia). Asked bartender LEO which one is it. He showed me but she was with few guys by the bar. One of the guys that was with her took her to the back and I decided to have a drink and wait, but when she came back, different guy from same crew took her in the back. Since all the hottest are either taken out at night or very busy, decided to try my luck during the day and it paid off. She was on her phone and was not paying much attention to anyone but I asked one of the girls to call her over for me. She's young, slim, cute and has different small tattoos all over her body. She's studying to become nurse in Colombia but needed to cut studying to earn some dinero so she can support finishing school. We were talking for some time by bar and she was not pushy or asking for a drink but I offered. After some talk, I said 'vamos' and we are off to the room. She's pretty and her service is really good, she definitely aims to please.

Leidy. She approached me one night and started convo. She's very polite and probably too nice for the place or work she does. She is not the hottest but her service is topping all the charts. I took her last night I was there and probably one of the best BBBJ I've ever had.

Cheers!

[Shark16]

I'm wondering if there are any sensual massage parlors or "therapists" near the port? I'm reading all about the clubs, but I don't think I'll be able to partake in those on a short visit. Any help is appreciated.

I would be happy to be corrected, but I don't think there is. The one with the Jamaican lady near Back Street in Phillipsburg was closed down when I was there last month.

There could possibly be another. But why bother looking? 10- 15 dollar and 10 mnts later any cab driver will have taken you to any Suckergarden bar. Eva at Carolina's is wellknown for her "massage" if that is your thing. Strong hands! Two mnts of shoulder and neck massage at the bar and you will be begging "vamos!".

Have fun and report!

- S16.

[Horn Dog Too]

I'll be visiting soon on a cruise, and I'm wondering if there are any sensual massage parlors or "therapists" near the port? I'm reading all about the clubs, but I don't think I'll be able to partake in those on a short visit. Any help is appreciated. Thanks and cheers.

[Mel365]

Does anyone recognize this guy?

[Mel365]

Brazilian chicas like to be a virgin at their wedding so the all take it up the culo.

I have never met a Brazilian chica that didn't do it.

Photos of Luisa attached.

Here is another photo of Luisa.

[Mel365]

Brazilian chicas like to be a virgin at their wedding so the all take it up the culo.

I have never met a Brazilian chica that didn't do it.

Photos of Luisa attached.

[Mas Cervesas]

Carolina's had a huge buffet style dinner outside on Christmas Eve. They were feeding anyone that wanted to eat, pretty cool. I took Solame for a hhr that night. She was the hottest chica I had during the trip. Performance wasn't anything special but her body is amazing, ymmv.

Took a flyer on Camila or Camille another night at Crystal's. Young cute face, dark skin a little thick. Solid bbj and DFK, a good time overall. She thoroughly washed my cock and balls in the sink after we finished, which I was very amused by.

There was a night that both Carolina's and Crystal's were dead and I ventured to the other clubs. El Capitan had a bunch of thick chicas when I popped in there. Quickly made my exit and went to Empire. Place was fairly dead, maybe 4 girls and a few guys drinking. Had a beer and Angie came over. Not the hottest chica, but she was taller and thin which was a nice change. Her room is upstairs and they have vaulted ceilings which is interesting, doesn't feel like a dungeon. This girl had tons of dildos and various toys in her room. She loves to fuck.

Friday night was my last venture and I caught Luisa at Crystal's. She was dancing on the pole for a while. I had a few beers and eventually caught up with her when she was taking a break. Not the hottest, but definitely the coolest chica I met during the trip. The best BBJ I got in SXM and she did offer anal. She's going back to Brazil in April and buying apartments to become a landlord.

[Mas Cervesas]

In SXM now, it's my second time on the island. I was here in March for a week and managed to spend time with three chica's at three different clubs. None of them were exceptional, but I was a horny newbie. This time I've been able to approach the clubs with more confidence. Yesterday morning I knew there were two cruise ships in port, so I went to Crystals a little after 10 am. Completely empty, the old lady bartender was cleaning. I asked if they were closed and she half heartedly came over and got me a beer. Sat there for a while, she went to the back twice so I figured she was trying to get the girls moving. A thicker girl came lumbering out looking half asleep and I paid the tab and left. This is where the slight experience / confidence came into play. I started walking to my car and there were some guys hanging out in from of Carolina's. One guy hollered at me and discretely waved me over. First instinct is keep moving, I don't want anything he has. But on second thought, it's 10:30 am and he's no harm to me. We make small talk and he basically offers drugs without incriminating himself. All good, I pass and decide to pop into Carolina's. Two chicas inside the door and Vanessa came right up to me. I won't rehash what's been said. Not quite GFE but very impressive for a first encounter.

Tonight I went back to Carolina's and excercised some patience. Eva latched onto me right away and we chatted for a few. Wasn't ready to pull the trigger so she moved on. A petite light skin came over and basically shoved her phone into my face using a translator. I've been working on my Spanish but if the chica has zero English I have to pass at this point. Went over to Crystal's and it was slim pickens at 9 pm. 3-4 chicas, mostly thicker and one slender dark skin. Drank a beer and went back across the street. Some 7-8's roaming around and a few thick ones. Ended up with Eva, she has game. Lot's of DFK that she initiated, a good time overall.

This board has been a wealth of information and I'm greatly appreciative to you guys who are lucky enough to live here or visit often. On a side note, what's the deal with El Capitan? The fence is closed off now on the one side and there was a huge crowd of guys basically having a concert in the parking lot. It looked pretty sketchy when I drove by there about 1 am.