St. Maarten (The southern Dutch side)

[Alz55]

Got back from SXM last night from 6 days trip and my first time to be on island around this time. I like spending time at the beach daytime and frequent clubs nighttime after 10 pm.

Carolinas:

Best line up of all the clubs as always and closes at 2 am. In my past trips, I would see a lot more girls and fellas at night but not this time around. There were not that many guys and around 10 girls working. I saw many girls on their phones not even paying attention to anyone coming in or out, or approaching guys. Perhaps around new years might not be the best time to visit clubs. One day I went during daytime for a drink and you can see the whole lineup. There were 3-4 girls which are hottest you never see at nighttime, likely taken out for the night.

Vanessa, the superstar. Close to impossible to get. Every night I was there, she was out on TLN. I heard she is most popular and has repeating customers, taking her out of the club few days at the time. I saw her for a moment during the day while the club was crowded. I say close to impossible to get as she looks like she knows the ship crew that was there and while she's in the room, other guys are texting her and waiting for their turn.

Danielle. Petite dark skin from Cali. She started last week. Great service and eager to please. More is on the menu than standard so tell her what you are interested in before going to the room.

Alexandra. Hot paisa with long straight black hair, probably longest I have ever seen, below her ass. Quite experienced as she's been to Aruba and Curaçao couple of times before, and this is not her first time at SXM. Great service but she's quite up-seller and business lady. Will ask you to go for 1 HR off the bat, or to extend another 30 minutes after. Whatever its going to bring her more $$.

Crystal:

Went for a drink and came out shortly after. Nothing worth mentioning. Lack of talent or quality is still present. I was hoping to see Louisa, the Brazilian one, but she was not there that night.

Empire:

I usually do not have high expectations of this place when it comes to talent as they always had 1-2 girls worth seeing IMO but it's good place to have a drink and hang out by the bar. This place stays open longer and closes around 3. 30-4 am.

Lia. Thanks to fellow members, I went to see girl someone mention by the name of Leah (her name is actually Lia). Asked bartender LEO which one is it. He showed me but she was with few guys by the bar. One of the guys that was with her took her to the back and I decided to have a drink and wait, but when she came back, different guy from same crew took her in the back. Since all the hottest are either taken out at night or very busy, decided to try my luck during the day and it paid off. She was on her phone and was not paying much attention to anyone but I asked one of the girls to call her over for me. She's young, slim, cute and has different small tattoos all over her body. She's studying to become nurse in Colombia but needed to cut studying to earn some dinero so she can support finishing school. We were talking for some time by bar and she was not pushy or asking for a drink but I offered. After some talk, I said 'vamos' and we are off to the room. She's pretty and her service is really good, she definitely aims to please.

Leidy. She approached me one night and started convo. She's very polite and probably too nice for the place or work she does. She is not the hottest but her service is topping all the charts. I took her last night I was there and probably one of the best BBBJ I've ever had.

Cheers!

[Shark16]

I'm wondering if there are any sensual massage parlors or "therapists" near the port? I'm reading all about the clubs, but I don't think I'll be able to partake in those on a short visit. Any help is appreciated.

I would be happy to be corrected, but I don't think there is. The one with the Jamaican lady near Back Street in Phillipsburg was closed down when I was there last month.

There could possibly be another. But why bother looking? 10- 15 dollar and 10 mnts later any cab driver will have taken you to any Suckergarden bar. Eva at Carolina's is wellknown for her "massage" if that is your thing. Strong hands! Two mnts of shoulder and neck massage at the bar and you will be begging "vamos!".

Have fun and report!

- S16.

[Horn Dog Too]

I'll be visiting soon on a cruise, and I'm wondering if there are any sensual massage parlors or "therapists" near the port? I'm reading all about the clubs, but I don't think I'll be able to partake in those on a short visit. Any help is appreciated. Thanks and cheers.

[Mel365]

Does anyone recognize this guy?

[Mel365]

Brazilian chicas like to be a virgin at their wedding so the all take it up the culo.

I have never met a Brazilian chica that didn't do it.

Photos of Luisa attached.

Here is another photo of Luisa.

[Mel365]

Brazilian chicas like to be a virgin at their wedding so the all take it up the culo.

I have never met a Brazilian chica that didn't do it.

Photos of Luisa attached.

[Mas Cervesas]

Carolina's had a huge buffet style dinner outside on Christmas Eve. They were feeding anyone that wanted to eat, pretty cool. I took Solame for a hhr that night. She was the hottest chica I had during the trip. Performance wasn't anything special but her body is amazing, ymmv.

Took a flyer on Camila or Camille another night at Crystal's. Young cute face, dark skin a little thick. Solid bbj and DFK, a good time overall. She thoroughly washed my cock and balls in the sink after we finished, which I was very amused by.

There was a night that both Carolina's and Crystal's were dead and I ventured to the other clubs. El Capitan had a bunch of thick chicas when I popped in there. Quickly made my exit and went to Empire. Place was fairly dead, maybe 4 girls and a few guys drinking. Had a beer and Angie came over. Not the hottest chica, but she was taller and thin which was a nice change. Her room is upstairs and they have vaulted ceilings which is interesting, doesn't feel like a dungeon. This girl had tons of dildos and various toys in her room. She loves to fuck.

Friday night was my last venture and I caught Luisa at Crystal's. She was dancing on the pole for a while. I had a few beers and eventually caught up with her when she was taking a break. Not the hottest, but definitely the coolest chica I met during the trip. The best BBJ I got in SXM and she did offer anal. She's going back to Brazil in April and buying apartments to become a landlord.

[Mas Cervesas]

In SXM now, it's my second time on the island. I was here in March for a week and managed to spend time with three chica's at three different clubs. None of them were exceptional, but I was a horny newbie. This time I've been able to approach the clubs with more confidence. Yesterday morning I knew there were two cruise ships in port, so I went to Crystals a little after 10 am. Completely empty, the old lady bartender was cleaning. I asked if they were closed and she half heartedly came over and got me a beer. Sat there for a while, she went to the back twice so I figured she was trying to get the girls moving. A thicker girl came lumbering out looking half asleep and I paid the tab and left. This is where the slight experience / confidence came into play. I started walking to my car and there were some guys hanging out in from of Carolina's. One guy hollered at me and discretely waved me over. First instinct is keep moving, I don't want anything he has. But on second thought, it's 10:30 am and he's no harm to me. We make small talk and he basically offers drugs without incriminating himself. All good, I pass and decide to pop into Carolina's. Two chicas inside the door and Vanessa came right up to me. I won't rehash what's been said. Not quite GFE but very impressive for a first encounter.

Tonight I went back to Carolina's and excercised some patience. Eva latched onto me right away and we chatted for a few. Wasn't ready to pull the trigger so she moved on. A petite light skin came over and basically shoved her phone into my face using a translator. I've been working on my Spanish but if the chica has zero English I have to pass at this point. Went over to Crystal's and it was slim pickens at 9 pm. 3-4 chicas, mostly thicker and one slender dark skin. Drank a beer and went back across the street. Some 7-8's roaming around and a few thick ones. Ended up with Eva, she has game. Lot's of DFK that she initiated, a good time overall.

This board has been a wealth of information and I'm greatly appreciative to you guys who are lucky enough to live here or visit often. On a side note, what's the deal with El Capitan? The fence is closed off now on the one side and there was a huge crowd of guys basically having a concert in the parking lot. It looked pretty sketchy when I drove by there about 1 am.

[Shark16]

Man,
I just love Mel telling SXM tales. Keep them coming.

I just got to pay my respect to Mel who for 20 years have kept the SXM thread alive and kicking with his insights. He is probably the main reason for me discovering our little treasure island way back. Together with Rout and Zing of course. And turquoise waters, tropical climate, 30+ beaches, sailing, scubadiving, French gastronomy, a pulsating nightlife, cheap beer, salsadancing chicas, and the superfriendly vibe that is Sint Maarten.

Ahh the good old days. Today you have to put up with the stuck up putas at Carolinas who you almost have to beg to get a BBJ.

So true. Getting DFK / BBBJ / BLS these days is not the same as way back. I tried to indicate chances to 60- 70% in my previous report just to give an idea. But maybe I was exaggerating a little. Sometimes it can be 70- 80%. At other times 40- 50%. It has become a lottery.

Also, it is not always that easy to suggest names. Sometimes giving recommendations can close doors. It is up to the girl to decide. Sometimes they are selective. Sometimes they say no, but change their mind (women!). Sometimes a girl provide better service in 1hr session (more time/more services). Sometimes things get better on a 2nd or 3rd date (has happened to me). But not always. No clear logic AFAIK. Gents just have to try their luck and charm out there.

My best advice would be to learn a little sweet Spanish. Communication is good. Also in a SXM chica bar. Never be afraid to express your dreams and desires to a chica. Sometimes she understands. Sometimes dreams come true.

Happy holiday season everybody!

- S16.

[Mel365]

Upon reading my post I remembered a few humorous things.

About 20 years ago one of my crazy Aussie sailing buddies was at the original Seamans with me.

He was looking over the lineup and couldn't make up his mind about 3 chicas.

He said well I'll fuck all three of them. He went into the back with all 3.

When he came out, he mentioned what went on. The funniest thing was that he stacked up the 3 chicas one on top of another.

He the proceeded to eat them all at once like licking a stack of pancakes. So for the last 20 years his new nickname is pancake.

All you all know once you do one chica on return, they seem to feel that they have an exclusive with you. He got so tired of the chicas fighting at Seamans.

He finally said out loud I am going to fuck every chica in the club. Since he lived on St Barths, he came to the island twice a week to play "golf", so it was easy.

He then proceeded to have sex with all 20-25 chicas in the club. He eventually got divorced and moved to Bogota.

Another time we were at anchor outside the bridge with about 15 chicas on board. When we finished, we came in on the late afternoon bridge.

The St Maarten Yacht Club is at the bridge next to the bridge tenders booth. People come to the club to watch the boats come in at the last incoming bridge opening. I had the idea of lining all the chicas up, topless, along the aft boom of the aft mast. It was really humorous watching the people hooting and hollering as we came in. You could see who was married as they didn't move their heads or made any noise.

Ahead of us was a very big sailboat with all the crew in matching uniforms. They flew a British flag. Very proper. Many of them looked at us with disdain.

On of my friends yelled out with a booming voice "So how was your day?" Some of the crew fell down laughing. It was extremely funny.

Just some odd thoughts.

The parking is across the street from Sunset. The lot is an unlit dirt lot. I never liked going there at night, days only.

Casa Blanca is now a very rough club. Years ago it had some great talent.

However after the death of the manager it is very dangerous.

One of the Chief inspectors of the PD told me that they suspected the the mother (the owner) of the manager had her son killed because he was selling drugs and not Cutting her in
on the profits.
He was shot in the parking lot of Casa Blanca. At the time it was like the Movie Dusk to Dawn. Do any of you remember Chich Marin and his Pussi dialog in the movie--check it out !


El Capitan is on the site of the original Seamans club. That was the best club on the island. They had the craziest chicas that would do anything.

They never heard of the word condom. Ahh the good old days. Today you have to put up with the stuck up putas at Carolinas who you almost have to beg to get a BBJ.

Seamans was torn down by the owner of the original Defiance and Petite Chateau. Being my friend and a sailor he named the new club El Capitan after me and I was the first customer.

He still comes out to the boat with two launches of putas and we party all day, I remember the first time years ago he came out with a launch of chicas and said take them below and fuck them all.

I was dumbfounded when a second boat of putas showed up.

"Seamans" opened up again down the road alongside of El Capitan with new management by the owner of Carolinas.

It was good I never had a chance to ask him why he closed the club.

The manager of the original Seamans is now at Crystals. You can occasionally, You still rarely get a good crazy one there like Luisa.
Seamans was originally called the Japanese club and was the original one on the island. Japanese Tuna fisherman used to go there- thus the name

[Shark16]

Mel,

Thanks for all the great stories about the SXM chica bars through the years. You should write a book. Really!

Also, thanks for your report right ahead of my trip who gave me all the details I needed. Very useful.

- S16.

[Mel365]

The parking is across the street from Sunset. The lot is an unlit dirt lot. I never liked going there at night, days only.

Casa Blanca is now a very rough club. Years ago it had some great talent.

However after the death of the manager it is very dangerous.

One of the Chief inspectors of the PD told me that they suspected the the mother (the owner) of the manager had her son killed because he was selling drugs and not Cutting her in
on the profits.
He was shot in the parking lot of Casa Blanca. At the time it was like the Movie Dusk to Dawn. Do any of you remember Chich Marin and his Pussi dialog in the movie--check it out !


El Capitan is on the site of the original Seamans club. That was the best club on the island. They had the craziest chicas that would do anything.

They never heard of the word condom. Ahh the good old days. Today you have to put up with the stuck up putas at Carolinas who you almost have to beg to get a BBJ.

Seamans was torn down by the owner of the original Defiance and Petite Chateau. Being my friend and a sailor he named the new club El Capitan after me and I was the first customer.

He still comes out to the boat with two launches of putas and we party all day, I remember the first time years ago he came out with a launch of chicas and said take them below and fuck them all.

I was dumbfounded when a second boat of putas showed up.

"Seamans" opened up again down the road alongside of El Capitan with new management by the owner of Carolinas.

It was good I never had a chance to ask him why he closed the club.

The manager of the original Seamans is now at Crystals. You can occasionally, You still rarely get a good crazy one there like Luisa.
Seamans was originally called the Japanese club and was the original one on the island. Japanese Tuna fisherman used to go there- thus the name

[Shark16]

Empire has 10 girls

Early December all of Crystal's, Empire, El General and El Capitan had around 10- 12 chicas each. Carolina's around 20- 25.

The above five bars are what I would call "Suckergarden bars" or "SXM monger central". Three of them in Suckergarden itself, and the other two within a 5 mnts car ride.

These days all those five bars have rooms with aircondition (5- 10 years ago that was not the case). But they work best at Carolina's (as always). The others sometimes save too much on electricity.

A little "secret" is that the island has two more bars closer to the border at Oyster Pond: Sunset Retreat (aka the "Border Bar") and Casablanca. I never checked those two (too much fun at the Suckergarden bars + they have sketchy reputation). What I can report is that Sunset Retreat looked fresh / renovated with paint and new neon signs when passing through at night. Casablanca also had some signs of activity, but looked terribly rundown from a distance (dungeon).

Badabing and Hypnotic are long gone of course.

In addition to the 7 bars mentioned above, Maho / Simpson Bay have two American style strip clubs: Platinum and Red Diamond.

Platinum had around 20+ girls (staff claimed 40+ girls, but that seemed a bit exaggerated). Hot girls. Primarily Romanian/Ukrainian, but also 3- 4 latinas (Colombianas and one from Argentina). 30 dollars per dance. Could not resist to Maryana (Ukr) sweet invitations. Other girls also invited to join me at my hotel room at 250 dollar per hour. But here is the catch: Add a bar fee at 500 dollar. LOL!!

[Shark16]

Who is the 2nd Vanessa you have mentioned below?

There is only one Vanessa. Shh ... let's keep her name a secret from now on, or you won't have a chance to catch her.

Empire is really good place to have a drink but last time I was there, selection was nothing to talk about, nowhere close to Carolinas. You mentioned Empire had the hottest girl on the island. Do you mind sharing the name and if she's still there?

FunTime suggests her name is "Leah". I cannot verify. I never talked to her. Always taken.

What I can do is describe her a little:

Long dark brown hair in a ponytail. Milky white skin (zero tattoes?). Slim. Medium height. Lovely curves. Be- cups. Very pretty face, my initial reaction was Romanian, but her face does also have a distinct Spanish / Colombian feature (obviously a Colombiana). A smoker? When I saw her she looked almost naked in her skimpy black bikinilike outfit + heels strutting around shamelessly. It suddenly felt like the a / c was turned off, if you know what I mean ....

The selection at Empire was otherwise as you said nothing to write home about. Three visits, and I never went back after the one time I saw her. To which I regret a little. But the chicas at Carolina's made sure I had the "right focus" (too many options).

[FunTimeSxm]

So I have been on island for a while and been hitting the clubs a fair bit.

Sammy from Carolinas, beautiful blonde with amazing body and face but would be too shy to move unless you called her over, best girl in club alongside Vanessa. Unfortunately she has gone home now but I am glad I had the time with her.

Carolina's in general had few new girls coming in, my friend tried a new girl called Salome who he had a great time with. Got DFK and BBJ from the off.

Crystal was a fun night, I ended up with Dominican Lorena who I really linked, she has short hair so you can't miss her. I saw Luisa in there and she spent best part of an hour dancing around the pole naked, nice show to be fair, wish it happened more often in Carolinas.

Visited El Capitan but did not see much that grabbed my attention though I am sure there were more girls there than I saw, will go again sometime this week.

Empire has 10 girls, saw 6 of them, and of those 6 I would only take 1 if I had too. They apparently have a really beautiful girl in there called Leah but I did not see her in the 30 minutes I was there. No doubt she will be out 5 days a week if beautiful as they say.

Also went into the piano bar in Pelican key on Monday night and there were more girls in there than most clubs. At least 12 latinas by the door hanging out waiting for guys, girls from Colombia, Venezuela and DR. Also 5 Red diamond girls were in there on the game if you like the Eastern Europeans.

Got chatting to two girls from Venezuela and they wanted 200 for the hour but got them down to 150 for hour which ain't that bad considering I would usually give a club girl 120 for an hour. Was getting nice DFK and ass grinding on my cock when chatting to one of them. Did not partake this time but will sure to have dabble sometime this week.

Will visit Soggy Dollar tonight and no doubt there will be a lot of free lance girls also out there to.