FKK Palace - Frankfurt

[Macty]

Hello fellas,

I been in the club yesterday night from 22:00 till 02:00. There was in total 20 girls and the same number of man. Heard that almost all romanian crew left for eastern. This was my first visit to the palace and can't say, will repeat again.

I took a bahamian girl (don't remember name but you will know the only black lady in there) avarage BBBJ and average sex. Before leaving place forced myself take another and took ukrainian megan. Silicon tits and lips but tight skinny ass. Below average BBBJ and average sex. Nothing special.

[ExpatLover]

Going this Friday, for a 10 day trip. This happens to be the Easter weekend. Do the full crew show up at all FKK or many take off this weekend? Any info will be really appreciated.

Bandy.

Despite what I was believing and already reported, I was in several Hessen clubs this week-end and lot of girls told me that they will leave soon for 1 or 2 weeks. The business was low for the girls since too many months so they are willing to take more holidays knowing that they will not lose too much money. In conclusion I think we should not have to high expectations for the 2/3 coming weeks.

[Mr Ho]

Going this Friday, for a 10 day trip. This happens to be the Easter weekend. Do the full crew show up at all FKK or many take off this weekend? Any info will be really appreciated.

Bandy.

Less Romanians are always good news LOL.

[Bandy]

Going this Friday, for a 10 day trip. This happens to be the Easter weekend. Do the full crew show up at all FKK or many take off this weekend? Any info will be really appreciated.

Bandy.

[PussyLiccker]

Found any boobie traps?

Yeah, the gap in between Gina's enormous tits!

This is money. LOL.

[Pistons]

CaptFKK: Hippo's and Amway huh? (Best description so far of the 100% upselling scheme we sometimes get). You seemed to have nailed the masteries of report writing and the in and outs of battlefield engagement tactics. Well done! (Only thing to improve on that I noticed: you didn't retreat to your hotel, but back to the barrackses behind the barricades).

[CaptFkk]

Found any boobie traps?

Hi Hermann666,

Yes there's always a few land mines in these combat zones so always watch where you step, or even better you can use another comrade to sweep for mines ahead of you, I find that's the safest way to avoid being blown apart!

[The Cane]

Found any boobie traps?

Yeah, the gap in between Gina's enormous tits!

[BadinSweet]

CaptFKK, Outstanding report! Your recon has given us so many intels about Palace. Being an ex-military I can't stop laughing! Great one.

[Hermann666]

First visit to "The Palace" in Frankfurt, today. Here is my Field Report for Monday April 3rd 2017.

14:00 hours: The Landing.

Arrived at the objective. There is a LZ with plenty of parking available on site. Also there is a troops barracks called "Flemings" hotel next door. Useful for extended tours of duty, and fast access to the battlefield if required.

Passed through the initial checkpoint, where the quartermaster relieved me of 75 e in exchange for my combat gear. 1 x bathrobe, 1 x towel, 1 x pair sandals, 1 x key to my lockers one large size for clothes the other small size for valuables.

Changed out of my civilian clothes and into my combat fatigues then took a courtesy shower. Final equipment check and headed out to the battlefield, concealing an AK47 under my robe locked and loaded.

First impressions: positively identified around 8-10 static targets, strategically positioned in the main bar area and around the main choke points. There were only about 4 allies including me so overall it was "all quiet on the western front. ".

As I advanced through the bar I was almost instantly engaged by two enemy fighters. They would score 5 to 6 imo and seemed like battle hardened veterans. I gave them my basic info, name, rank, serial number and moved on to explore further and get my bearings.

Beyond the main bar there is a swimming pool sized Jacuzzi. There were 2 heavy comrade dudes in there that resembled a couple of hippos rolling around in a swamp so I retreated back inside to the front lines.

14:30 hours: the Day.

Locked onto a target her name was Elisa. She was 25 yo from Hamburg, tall with long brown hair, nice face and great body. Score 8.0. Began my interrogations but was informed that she had just been booked by a fellow comrade for 10 hours! I'm not sure what you do with an enemy fighter for 10 hours, but I'm sure it breaks the laws of the Geneva Convention. I hope she wasn't forced to carry out 10 hours of BJ or she will probably need facial reconstruction surgery and possibly some serious dental work later. So anyway I got shot down and moved on.

First Kill Karina, Romanian, 27 yo, slim, tall 170+ cm, dirt blonde hair, C-cup natural, score 8.5.

Spotted my next target Karina who was wearing nothing but black stockings and high heels (as were all the girls today). Started off with a few minutes of the usual small talk before discussing her rules of engagement, which was 50 e for 30 min, including BBBJ, sex any positions, touching anywhere but not inside any holes, and no kissing. Extras were available on request starting from 50 e each.

With the contract agreed, we went to a huge cinema room. Inside there were comfortable day bed style seating areas at different levels and a huge cinema that was screening never ending porn films. Without further ado the BBBJ began and continued for about 5 minutes when I had to get her to stop as I thought I may prematurely discharge my AK47. She clearly was no amateur in handling dangerous weapons. She suggested she climb on board for some cowgirl riding. I did not argue. Once the rodeo began, it wasn't long (about 2 minutes) before she started, and kept asking me over and over to fire my weapon. Knowing that this operation was less than 10 minutes old, there was no way she was getting out alive that easily. I told her I would let her know when I would fire the weapon, and a bit annoyed, I threw her on her back, jumped on top and court marshaled her machine gun style non-stop for at least 10-15 min in response to the subordination. Eventually fired my weapon at the time of my choosing, chalking up my first kill at "The Palace" Yay.

15:30 hours: Operation Massage.

With the first kill under my belt, or should I say bathrobe, I decided it was time for some are and are, so I ventured into the massage chamber. I was greeted by a 65 yo Thai woman who was no more then 5 foot tall. She said she would massage me for 30 e for 30 min but no funny stuff. Was she serious about the "no funny stuff?" I have no idea, nor did I care I was just after a massage. I can get unlimited "funny stuff" literally across the room from girls that were born in the last part of the 20th century not the start. Anyway the massage was well worth it, I felt completely rejuvenated and ready to rejoin the battlefield in just 30 min. Thanks Thai massage lady!

16:00 hours: The Push.

Enemy reinforcements had arrived and we were definitely becoming outnumbered. I estimated total enemy forces to be around 35-40, with only about 20 active allied comrades, including the 2 hippos still in the swamp.

Second Kill: Nina, Romanian, 28 yo, slim, tall 180+ cm, brunette, B-cup natural, score 9.0.

Locked on to a new target: Nina, a striking tall, well spoken brunette, again wearing nothing but black stockings and high heels. An easy going conversation began lasting about 10 minutes. I then asked her about her rules of engagement. She said 50 e for 30 min including BBBJ, sex in multiple positions, touching anywhere but again not allowed to venture off inside any holes, but this time kissing was also included. I signed up, and she escorted me off to a bunker room lined with mirrors on every wall. The BBBJ commenced and OMG does this girl know her craft. I'm not sure what rank the enemy has given her for BBBJ, but she deserves the medal of honour for services beyond the call of duty. Told her that when she retires she should open a school to pass on these skills so they can be enjoyed for future generations. After the amazing BBBJ, we carried out several positions, cowgirl, missionary, doggie. Repeat. The mirrors covering the walls were kind of cool I felt like I was in a porn movie and the mirrors were different camera angles. Anyway the 30 min siren was approaching so unloaded the next cartridge in the AK, and the second kill was confirmed.

17:00 hours: The Recovery.

Needed some more are and are, so headed past the 2 hippos who were still in the swamp pool, (do they ever get out? Who cares it was 2 less dudes to compete with, and so I ventured into the 2 x empty sauna rooms, one heated to 60 degrees the other 90 degrees. Spent about 30 minutes between both and showering. All facilities well maintained and hygienic.

Felt like having some chow, so it was over to the mess hall. Good selection of hot and cold food, all included in the 75 e entry fee. Alcohol not included so got a glass of red wine (there is only one choice on the menu) and it's 12 e per glass. Pretty expensive measured against a 30 e massage.

18:00 hours: Final Assault.

Back on the front lines it was getting pretty busy, both enemy and friendlies. So where it had been earlier on a "duck-shoot" it was now a case of "ducking and diving" to lock onto targets. Was engaged by one of the enemy forces, named Stella, an attractive blonde German girl. However beware she is quite pushy, upselling from the beginning. Not interested in small talk. I asked her what her rules of engagement were, she said she was only interested in 100 e missions and above, so I told her thanks but it was time for her to haul ass, and she was off to talking to the next guy in less than 2 minutes like she was selling Amway or something.

Third Kill Christina, Romanian, 25 yo, slim, tall 170+ cm, dark hair, a-cup natural, score 8. 5.

On the way over to the latrine, I spotted an enemy target lurking in the shadows. Her name was Christina, a tall thin runway fashion model style figure and face. I was definitely impressed. We had a pleasant talk and she offered the basic standard contract 50 e for 30 min no kissing. Again I was lead off to a small nicely decorated bunker room, and the BBBJ began within 2 min of arriving. Ended up carrying out the same routine as the previous kill, and was most satisfied with her service and performance. A very pleasant girl, and I notched up my final kill for the evening before an evac back to the hotel.

Overall "The Palace" in Frankfurt is an excellent battlefield. I have spent years carrying out covert missions at the globe in zurich, and the girls here are not only a third of the price, most of them work at globe as well! So in future I think "The Palace" will be the choice for future battle campaigns especially when in I am in Frankfurt. My only advice would be to get to the frontlines about 4 pm, before allied reinforcements arrive. You will have the maximum amount of enemy targets available and they will be fresh. Happy hunting!

Found any boobie traps?

[Aquarius1981]

First visit to "The Palace" in Frankfurt, today. Here is my Field Report for Monday April 3rd 2017.

14:00 hours: The Landing.

Arrived at the objective. There is a LZ with plenty of parking available on site. Also there is a troops barracks called "Flemings" hotel next door. Useful for extended tours of duty, and fast access to the battlefield if required.

Passed through the initial checkpoint, where the quartermaster relieved me of 75 e in exchange for my combat gear. 1 x bathrobe, 1 x towel, 1 x pair sandals, 1 x key to my lockers one large size for clothes the other small size for valuables.

Changed out of my civilian clothes and into my combat fatigues then took a courtesy shower. Final equipment check and headed out to the battlefield, concealing an AK47 under my robe locked and loaded.

First impressions: positively identified around 8-10 static targets, strategically positioned in the main bar area and around the main choke points. There were only about 4 allies including me so overall it was "all quiet on the western front. ".

As I advanced through the bar I was almost instantly engaged by two enemy fighters. They would score 5 to 6 imo and seemed like battle hardened veterans. I gave them my basic info, name, rank, serial number and moved on to explore further and get my bearings.

Beyond the main bar there is a swimming pool sized Jacuzzi. There were 2 heavy comrade dudes in there that resembled a couple of hippos rolling around in a swamp so I retreated back inside to the front lines.

14:30 hours: the Day...

Wow! Incredible report. From Soldier to another. Awesome report from the "battlefield" you deserve much needed Rest and Relaxation (R&R).

[Mr Ho]

First visit to "The Palace" in Frankfurt, today. Here is my Field Report for Monday April 3rd 2017.

14:00 hours: The Landing.

Arrived at the objective. There is a LZ with plenty of parking available on site. Also there is a troops barracks called "Flemings" hotel next door. Useful for extended tours of duty, and fast access to the battlefield if required.

Passed through the initial checkpoint, where the quartermaster relieved me of 75 e in exchange for my combat gear. 1 x bathrobe, 1 x towel, 1 x pair sandals, 1 x key to my lockers one large size for clothes the other small size for valuables.

Changed out of my civilian clothes and into my combat fatigues then took a courtesy shower. Final equipment check and headed out to the battlefield, concealing an AK47 under my robe locked and loaded.

First impressions: positively identified around 8-10 static targets, strategically positioned in the main bar area and around the main choke points. There were only about 4 allies including me so overall it was "all quiet on the western front. ".

As I advanced through the bar I was almost instantly engaged by two enemy fighters. They would score 5 to 6 imo and seemed like battle hardened veterans. I gave them my basic info, name, rank, serial number and moved on to explore further and get my bearings.

Beyond the main bar there is a swimming pool sized Jacuzzi. There were 2 heavy comrade dudes in there that resembled a couple of hippos rolling around in a swamp so I retreated back inside to the front lines.

14:30 hours: the Day...

Hahaha, you are in military or something?

50 euro sessions at Palace? Wow the place must be changing LOL.

[FunExplorer]

First visit to "The Palace" in Frankfurt, today. Here is my Field Report for Monday April 3rd 2017.

14:00 hours: The Landing.

Arrived at the objective. There is a LZ with plenty of parking available on site. Also there is a troops barracks called "Flemings" hotel next door. Useful for extended tours of duty, and fast access to the battlefield if required.

Passed through the initial checkpoint, where the quartermaster relieved me of 75 e in exchange for my combat gear. 1 x bathrobe, 1 x towel, 1 x pair sandals, 1 x key to my lockers one large size for clothes the other small size for valuables.

Changed out of my civilian clothes and into my combat fatigues then took a courtesy shower. Final equipment check and headed out to the battlefield, concealing an AK47 under my robe locked and loaded.

First impressions: positively identified around 8-10 static targets, strategically positioned in the main bar area and around the main choke points. There were only about 4 allies including me so overall it was "all quiet on the western front. "..

Very good reporting. Quite funny.

[CaptFkk]

First visit to "The Palace" in Frankfurt, today. Here is my Field Report for Monday April 3rd 2017.

14:00 hours: The Landing.

Arrived at the objective. There is a LZ with plenty of parking available on site. Also there is a troops barracks called "Flemings" hotel next door. Useful for extended tours of duty, and fast access to the battlefield if required.

Passed through the initial checkpoint, where the quartermaster relieved me of 75 e in exchange for my combat gear. 1 x bathrobe, 1 x towel, 1 x pair sandals, 1 x key to my lockers – one large size for clothes the other small size for valuables.

Changed out of my civilian clothes and into my combat fatigues then took a courtesy shower. Final equipment check and headed out to the battlefield, concealing an AK47 under my robe – locked and loaded.

First impressions: positively identified around 8-10 static targets, strategically positioned in the main bar area and around the main choke points. There were only about 4 allies including me so overall it was "all quiet on the western front. ".

As I advanced through the bar I was almost instantly engaged by two enemy fighters. They would score 5 to 6 imo and seemed like battle hardened veterans. I gave them my basic info, name, rank, serial number and moved on to explore further and get my bearings.

Beyond the main bar there is a swimming pool sized Jacuzzi. There were 2 heavy comrade dudes in there that resembled a couple of hippos rolling around in a swamp so I retreated back inside to the front lines.

14:30 hours: the Day.

Locked onto a target her name was Elisa. She was 25 yo from Hamburg, tall with long brown hair, nice face and great body. Score 8.0. Began my interrogations but was informed that she had just been booked by a fellow comrade for 10 hours! I'm not sure what you do with an enemy fighter for 10 hours, but I'm sure it breaks the laws of the Geneva Convention. I hope she wasn't forced to carry out 10 hours of BJ or she will probably need facial reconstruction surgery and possibly some serious dental work later. So anyway I got shot down and moved on.

First Kill– Karina, Romanian, 27 yo, slim, tall 170+ cm, dirt blonde hair, C-cup natural, score 8.5.

Spotted my next target Karina who was wearing nothing but black stockings and high heels (as were all the girls today). Started off with a few minutes of the usual small talk before discussing her rules of engagement, which was 50 e for 30 min, including BBBJ, sex – any positions, touching anywhere but not inside any holes, and no kissing. Extras were available on request starting from 50 e each.

With the contract agreed, we went to a huge cinema room. Inside there were comfortable day bed style seating areas at different levels and a huge cinema that was screening never ending porn films. Without further ado the BBBJ began and continued for about 5 minutes when I had to get her to stop as I thought I may prematurely discharge my AK47. She clearly was no amateur in handling dangerous weapons. She suggested she climb on board for some cowgirl riding. I did not argue. Once the rodeo began, it wasn't long (about 2 minutes) before she started, and kept asking me over and over to fire my weapon. Knowing that this operation was less than 10 minutes old, there was no way she was getting out alive that easily. I told her I would let her know when I would fire the weapon, and a bit annoyed, I threw her on her back, jumped on top and court marshaled her machine gun style non-stop for at least 10-15 min in response to the subordination. Eventually fired my weapon at the time of my choosing, chalking up my first kill at "The Palace" Yay.

15:30 hours: Operation Massage.

With the first kill under my belt, or should I say bathrobe, I decided it was time for some are and are, so I ventured into the massage chamber. I was greeted by a 65 yo Thai woman who was no more then 5 foot tall. She said she would massage me for 30 e for 30 min – but no funny stuff. Was she serious about the "no funny stuff?" I have no idea, nor did I care I was just after a massage. I can get unlimited "funny stuff" literally across the room from girls that were born in the last part of the 20th century not the start. Anyway the massage was well worth it, I felt completely rejuvenated and ready to rejoin the battlefield in just 30 min. Thanks Thai massage lady!

16:00 hours: The Push.

Enemy reinforcements had arrived and we were definitely becoming outnumbered. I estimated total enemy forces to be around 35-40, with only about 20 active allied comrades, including the 2 hippos still in the swamp.

Second Kill: Nina, Romanian, 28 yo, slim, tall 180+ cm, brunette, B-cup natural, score 9.0.

Locked on to a new target: Nina, a striking tall, well spoken brunette, again wearing nothing but black stockings and high heels. An easy going conversation began lasting about 10 minutes. I then asked her about her rules of engagement. She said 50 e for 30 min including BBBJ, sex in multiple positions, touching anywhere but again not allowed to venture off inside any holes, but this time kissing was also included. I signed up, and she escorted me off to a bunker room lined with mirrors on every wall. The BBBJ commenced and OMG does this girl know her craft. I'm not sure what rank the enemy has given her for BBBJ, but she deserves the medal of honour for services beyond the call of duty. Told her that when she retires she should open a school to pass on these skills so they can be enjoyed for future generations. After the amazing BBBJ, we carried out several positions, cowgirl, missionary, doggie. Repeat. The mirrors covering the walls were kind of cool – I felt like I was in a porn movie and the mirrors were different camera angles. Anyway the 30 min siren was approaching so unloaded the next cartridge in the AK, and the second kill was confirmed.

17:00 hours: The Recovery.

Needed some more are and are, so headed past the 2 hippos who were still in the swamp pool, (do they ever get out? Who cares it was 2 less dudes to compete with, and so I ventured into the 2 x empty sauna rooms, one heated to 60 degrees the other 90 degrees. Spent about 30 minutes between both and showering. All facilities well maintained and hygienic.

Felt like having some chow, so it was over to the mess hall. Good selection of hot and cold food, all included in the 75 e entry fee. Alcohol not included so got a glass of red wine (there is only one choice on the menu) and it's 12 e per glass. Pretty expensive – measured against a 30 e massage.

18:00 hours: Final Assault.

Back on the front lines it was getting pretty busy, both enemy and friendlies. So where it had been earlier on a "duck-shoot" it was now a case of "ducking and diving" to lock onto targets. Was engaged by one of the enemy forces, named Stella, an attractive blonde German girl. However beware she is quite pushy, upselling from the beginning. Not interested in small talk. I asked her what her rules of engagement were, she said she was only interested in 100 e missions and above, so I told her thanks but it was time for her to haul ass, and she was off to talking to the next guy in less than 2 minutes like she was selling Amway or something.

Third Kill – Christina, Romanian, 25 yo, slim, tall 170+ cm, dark hair, a-cup natural, score 8. 5.

On the way over to the latrine, I spotted an enemy target lurking in the shadows. Her name was Christina, a tall thin runway fashion model style figure and face. I was definitely impressed. We had a pleasant talk and she offered the basic standard contract 50 e for 30 min no kissing. Again I was lead off to a small nicely decorated bunker room, and the BBBJ began within 2 min of arriving. Ended up carrying out the same routine as the previous kill, and was most satisfied with her service and performance. A very pleasant girl, and I notched up my final kill for the evening before an evac back to the hotel.

Overall "The Palace" in Frankfurt is an excellent battlefield. I have spent years carrying out covert missions at the globe in zurich, and the girls here are not only a third of the price, most of them work at globe as well! So in future I think "The Palace" will be the choice for future battle campaigns especially when in I am in Frankfurt. My only advice would be to get to the frontlines about 4 pm, before allied reinforcements arrive. You will have the maximum amount of enemy targets available and they will be fresh. Happy hunting!

[Solo Traveler]

Now a days, skipping Palace isn't as black and white as in the past.

So, now, Oase is the new Palace, Sharks is the new Oase, and Palace will be the new Sharks?

LOL, what a club circle.