FKK Artemis - Berlin

[Pharisaer]

Thanks for reporting. Enjoyed reading your report very much. It was kinda calm at Artemis during these days, but Ramadan is over now and it will get more busy there.

She was older than most with blonde hair and big tits, maybe Fiona? I was going to politely blow her off to walk around, but she knew I was a rookie and offered to explain everything to me, plus getting me a drink from the bar. She had a sexy Hungarian accent and was so pleasant to chat with I stayed with her.

Maybe Virginia. AFAIR long curly light blondish hair.

[MikeNm]

It's all about what you are used to, right?

I've never been to Artemis before today (Monday), although I went to an FKK in Zurich years ago. So I knew the basics. 90 euro at door, wristband and locker key. Change, shower, head to the bar — the main browsing area — for a coke. Wow! My visit in Zurich had about 10 guys inside and about the same number of ladies. Tonight there were a dozen guys, but easily double that number of ladies. I knew I was fresh meat since I was a new face, but I didn't get more than 10 feet inside before a woman grabbed my arm and (gently) pulled me over to the bar to sit next to her. She was older than most with blonde hair and big tits, maybe Fiona? I was going to politely blow her off to walk around, but she knew I was a rookie and offered to explain everything to me, plus getting me a drink from the bar. She had a sexy Hungarian accent and was so pleasant to chat with I stayed with her. Half hour with BJ and sex is 70, and with BBBJ it's 90. She told me she liked to do it slow and take her time, and offered CIM as an extra. We went down to the small theatre instead of up to a room, where she told me I could watch porn and warm up while she played with me. Short summary she blew me, fucked me, gave me a prostate massage, and I came in her mouth while she was blowing me and fingering my ass, while I watched the hot blonde on porn getting fucked. 190 euro.

While I went back to the bar to relax, a bevy of women came by and introduced themselves and tried to tell me they could get me back up and cum again. This despite me knowing my body, and a 2nd pop is unlikely although I could easily get hard again. I turned them all down. Mindi from Germany, Sandy from Poland, Elizabeth from the DR, etc. All hot as hell and tempting but a waste of money until I'm ready again. Then I met Hannah from Germany. Maybe the most plain looking of the bunch, but sexy as hell with lovely be's, and by far the most open and direct. She told me I could have anything I wanted from her, all at extra cost. Rimming, anal, prostate massage, pegging, she'the do whatever. I realized she was right, I might not cum but I could still enjoy myself. Well, she was a great kisser, and she loved anal, and no I didn't cum but yes after half an hour I had really enjoyed sex with her. Not cheap with those extras at 240.

Summary: Artemis has a TON of sexy girls walking around wanting your money, but they are gorgeous, and for extra cost, you can have anything you want. With entry I spent 520 euros which sounds like a ton of cash, but I've never had a prostate massage, only my 2nd time anal but this with a girl who was into it, 2 great bbbjs, and 2 great fucks. Compare to the 2 escorts I had in my hotel room which cost me 330 euro without anal, rimming, or prostate. Add the huge selection of girls on offer at Artemis. The money adds up fast but if you're on vacation like me and don't have to worry about this place in my hometown, spend it and enjoy!

[OrangePenguin]

Haven't been to Artemis since before the pandemic. Hoping to get back there later this year.

Does anyone know if Sidney (German, blonde, quite pale skin) and Ginger (Romanian, brown hair) are still working here? They were a couple of my favourites from when I used to visit.

Of course I am always keen to meet new girls too so will go back regardless but was just curious.

[DeepakSa]

I visited Artemis again, after a few years.

I read people complaining about the smoke in this space, and YES. Though I am a smoker, I felt the smoke inside was too much!! Its high time the management should do something about it.

The ladies vs. Gentlemen ratio is poor, I was there on a weekend and a weekday. Both days, the number of ladies were not as good as earlier days.

I met the below ladies in two days, and a short notes about each of them.

Best services:

Victoria, Ukraine: Great GFE, good company and fab service.

Jenifer, Croatia: Again, same as above lady, and I was offered extra services like golden shower, etc.

Emma, Bulgaria, Good GFE, great service.

Okyish Service, may not repeat:

Micky, Romania: Okish service, nothing great. She was wearing a big frame glasses, nice style, but won't make up for the poor service.

Won't repeat:

Natalia, Russia: Lier and try to con you - She told me "today NONE of us do std, only 90 Euro service ONLY". I told her, she were wrong, I had a std service some time ago. Then her story changed: -"I don't do this. I do ONLY 90". Though another 20 won't kill me, I didn't like the way she was operating, so I told her I would pass, don't want her service. Later in the room (ya, should have avoided her, but her cute little ass pulled me to the room. LOL), she was telling me lies, and her focus was on extracting money, not on service.

As Berlin don't have any other FKKs, I guess I will end up visiting here again.

[Sirioja]

I m amazed when I see guys with a casquet and sunglasses in dark clubs, or with socks, or under shower with pantie to hide their small one, when I like to play with mine under shower, I remember Megan watching with round eyes when I washed my tool on our shower together at Globe. Funny.

Tonight, once again, I saw a guy going to room with a bag, maybe to take a real tool? I go only with my tool to fuck.

[Sirioja]

Megan? Was upstairs at Club Globe with a WG called Megan in 2020. The same? Funny.

After Mainhattan and Sharks, she worked at Globe from April 2017 til a bit after covid but not long. Usual shower together after room at Globe.

[Pharisaer]

I remember Megan watching with round eyes when I washed my tool on our shower together at Globe. Funny.

Megan? Was upstairs at Club Globe with a WG called Megan in 2020. The same? Funny.

[Sirioja]

I'm always amazed when I see people in their own robes. I suppose it's supposed to be a sign of being local, but still? If I were to bring anything it's a decent pair of flip flops that fit.

I m amazed when I see guys with a casquet and sunglasses in dark clubs, or with socks, or under shower with pantie to hide their small one, when I like to play with mine under shower, I remember Megan watching with round eyes when I washed my tool on our shower together at Globe. Funny.

[The Cane]

I'm always amazed when I see people in their own robes. I suppose it's supposed to be a sign of being local, but still? If I were to bring anything it's a decent pair of flip flops that fit.

I was at a termas in Brazil once and saw a couple of guys walking around in their own monogrammed robes LOL!

[Tintin1]

No problem at all.

I'm always amazed when I see people in their own robes. I suppose it's supposed to be a sign of being local, but still? If I were to bring anything it's a decent pair of flip flops that fit.

[Pharisaer]

I don't feel like using the gym wearing a robe and towel. Have you ever seen anybody use the gym in shorts and t-shirt? Is it allowed?

No problem at all.

[Travelman10]

Friends!

It's been quite a few years since my last visit. I'm planning a comeback around May 1st. Looking forward to it. This time I have an idea to maybe spend a whole day at Artemis, come and go. And maybe use the gym for a workout. Or maybe go for a run and come back to shower and chill.

I don't feel like using the gym wearing a robe and towel. Have you ever seen anybody use the gym in shorts and t-shirt? Is it allowed?

[NotBeingSeen]

So I finally returned to Artemis after a multi year hiatus. I booked my usual hotel nearby (Novum Hotel Kronprinz), found a room at a pretty deep discount which was what made me pull the trigger on this trip to begin with. The hotel is "good enough", nothing special but it works for me. It's just a few minutes walk from Artemis.

Anyway, I was going to go the individual escort route and had an entire roster lined up. But I booked the usual hotel knowing I might just want to take the easy route when I finally arrived. And sure enough, that's what I ended up doing.

Since I hadn't been to Artemis in a long time the electronic lockers were new to me. I like them, they do what they're supposed to. I got changed, took a shower and entered the fray. Started out checking out the wellness area, not many girls there. They definitely seemed to leave you alone down there most of the time which was different from how I remembered it but also a welcome respite in between sessions.

After that I went up to the bar area where pretty much 99 % of the girls hung out. It didn't take long before a dark skinned Caribbean woman grabbed my attention. A little older maybe, but still in shape. I walked past her first and into the restaurant area to look at the buffet which, I'm sorry, but it was very underwhelming. The only thing I ended up eating was some curry chicken and rice. Anyway, I went back into the bar area and looked around some more. But the Caribbean woman had clearly seen me the first pass and got a hold of me. Her name was Hope and she's from Haiti.

We chatted a little and I agreed to go with her as my first session. Apparently I was her first for the day too as she had just arrived 30 minutes earlier. She told me the only thing included was regular sex, no kissing, owo or anything else. Normally that might be underwhelming but I was okay with it after all this time away. Boom, bang; finished in doggy as I almost always do. Damage: 7030.

After that I got aggressively pursued by this Dominican chick; and for anyone in the business reading this: don't do that! It's SUCH a f*cking turn off for me. I hate sharks. I'm supposed to be the shark, you're supposed to be the fish. I want to be the one hunting and choosing. She wasn't even bad looking. Eventually I managed to shake her and escape to the pool area. I was really not in the mood after that and waited a decent amount of time until I saw most guys by the pool leave. "Good", I thought, "now she has different pray to chase after so I can hunt in peace".

So up I went again, and I was right. She was busy elsewhere. I sat down by the bar and asked for a drink. Some time passed, and since I didn't see anything that I really fancied (the quality has gone down, people are not lying) I decided to take a break and come back later in the evening.

Turns out that was a good choice. When I came back I almost immediately saw a perfect ten. This one I will call Cardi be (though this one looks better than her namesake, but it will be explained later). She was sitting by the bar smoking, had a super tiny waist paired with a superbly shaped ass, medium sized tits (real, no fake shit), and long pitch black hair that went all the way down to her lower back. Nobody else in the entire place came close to looking this good.

I sat down and introduced myself and asked if she was on her break. She said yes, and I said "that's okay, I can wait". And so I did because I wasn't going to lose sight of this one. I talked to her a bit but mostly let her chill in peace with her cigarette. I found out she's born in Germany. Eventually she seemed ready to go, then her friend showed up (she introduced her as such). I knew where this was going, but I was okay with it since it was getting late and this was probably going to be my last session for the day. And I got an idea in my head of her friend blowing me while I played with her ass. So I said yes to a threesome.

Off we went upstairs. Almost ended right there since there were no keys left at all, but a cleaner came by with one pretty quickly. So into the room we went. Her friend was actually vibing pretty hard, so I was now even happier that I had brought her along. She raised the mood and made the session better, a perfect sidekick I must say.

The session started out just as I had imagined in my head. Her friend was blowing me and I asked Cardi be to turn around and position her ass by my head. This was great and I got hard pretty easily. Now I noticed Cardi be had a piercing in her clit too, nice touch.

After fondling her for a while I asked her to get into doggy. And boy was that pussy super tight, I almost couldn't get in at first. And her tiny waist contrasted with the roundness of her ass was just the best doggy I've ever had. Once I was in her pussy felt amazing.

After a while I asked to do her friend in missionary. I always forget they have to switch condoms and we kinda laughed a bit about the hassle of it all. But once the switch was made I had my fun with her friend for a while, then switched back to Cardi for another missionary and eventually finishing in doggy again. All the while they both performed well with moaning and dirty talk.

Once the session was done her friend pointed out "she has an ass like Cardi be right?" and I agreed wholeheartedly. She said it was all genetics, but I also planted a little seed in her friend's mind that she should do some squats in the gym 'cause the potential for a great ass was there for her too. I also said mine would be flat as a pancake if I didn't workout and she replied "sexy" about my behind.

So there you go; that was as perfect of a session with good vibes and great looks combined that I could've asked for. And thus my report ends here, because I wasn't going to top this. I went back to my hotel and did other things for the rest of my trip.

The session was going to cost me 18030, but I was very happy with their mood and performance so I gave them 100 each so 20030. Well worth it for me.

The only complaint I have has nothing to do with them; but with the room. The lighting really could be better. It was definitely a shade too dark, I would've liked to see more clearly. But that seems like a problem in several FKKs from what I've read.

[TylerDurd]

That's why I specifically said for a monger like me. I value performance over Dubai's edge on diversity of talent. Not interested in paying far more money for greater diversity but less performance! My number one Brazil offers all of the diversity I need, and although the diversity isn't as great in Germany, the performance per my tastes is far superior to Dubai (especially when it comes to anal sex). So much so that I have no strong desire to return to Dubai at all. Enjoy yourself!

Oh, how I feel you dude! Brazilians are an absolute #1 performance players in my book, while Dubai is definitely the worst performance I've seen. Anywhere.

[Footloose]

Preparing to visit Artemis Again after a looong period of time. Last time prices were about 60 e / entry and 60 e / standar30 min. Don't smile! Now I understand that the entry is 90 e and the prices have gone up. Can you tell me how high they are?

Any bit of advice. Another FKK instead Artemis?

Yeah the prices have gone up but the quality and selection of the girls has gone down. I don't see the diversity that I used to see 10-15 years ago!