FKK Palace - Frankfurt

[PayForIt]

When I leave Germany after a very good 'two rooms' night I am less sad then when I stupidly pick a new club for the last night and barely enjoy one room. But I agree. It is like leaving a small island in the South Pacific after a vacation and feeling like you are giving up paradise.

I've read all of your recent reports with interest. Well done. Great reporting, and the style is as good as the content with a nice mix of humour. Your approach to this "sport" seems to chime with mine. I've also been a sucker for trying out new clubs. Whilst often this has provided more disappointment than joy, there have been some gems along the way. I particularly like Harmony (you reported on your visit there) and I liked Sakura in Boblingen near Stuttgart. Though Sharks options are often good, when I see a lot of familiar faces I often wish I had tried somewhere new. But then if I get somewhere new and it's poor (e. G. LU) I wish I had not "wasted" a night and had gone to safer options.

Glad you had a good time with Jennifer in Palace. She is one of my favourites. Obviously not the youngest but her service and attitude are excellent (and good body).

When I visit several clubs in a week, I like to finish off my reports with a ranking. I do it for two reasons: (1) I enjoy having to recall the experiences to enable the ranking! And (2) I hope that it will give others an insight into which club currently has the best offerings. Whilst that is subjective, when you've been going to these clubs for years (nearly 10 for me) one would hope it might be a good guide based on experience. Hence, I think we would all benefit from seeing you provide a ranking. From your visits to the various clubs recently, which club was best overall (and why) and which was worst (and why). Whilst this is only your opinion, it would be informative given your clear (and recent) experiences.

[Sebastiane]

Thanks for the excellent report Tintin!

BTW is the blonde German Saskia still at Palace or is she retired? She'd be in her late 30's by now / early 40's I think. Would love to meet her again for old times sake even if only for a chat / BJ!

[Mr Ho]

When I leave Germany after a very good 'two rooms' night I am less sad then when I stupidly pick a new club for the last night and barely enjoy one room. But I agree. It is like leaving a small island in the South Pacific after a vacation and feeling like you are giving up paradise.

Yes, you put it right, it is after amazing vacation feeling, but it is comfortable sadness that you managed to put beautiful memories into your pocket to keep for ever! I jog or walk everyday and I often look up to sky or trees and think about the wow moments I had in my life which often are dirty sex with stunners somewhere related memories LOL!

[Tintin1]

It is always melancholy feeling to leave Germany filled with new memories in my pocket LOL! But to be continue!

When I leave Germany after a very good 'two rooms' night I am less sad then when I stupidly pick a new club for the last night and barely enjoy one room. But I agree. It is like leaving a small island in the South Pacific after a vacation and feeling like you are giving up paradise.

[Sirioja]

So after almost a week of clubbing, I'm sadly running out of vacation. I tried 4 new clubs and 2 oldies but goodies. Tonight I have an appointment with the lady my friends tell me I should call "my anal queen".

Got to the club at 5:15. Desk Mdchen says: "75 euro. You know if you get here by 5 it's 25 euros cheaper". I was like. Shit. The taxi driver. Cut me some slack. Germany. Rules. Pay 75 and move on.

Oh well, my appointment isn't til 6 so time for a beer. Then I get a text, "Going to be late, wait for me baby". I go to the bar. A girl comes up and asks me if I want to go up to a room. I say. I'm waiting for Barbara. And she says. There are two guys ahead of you and points out a couple guys in the hall away from the girls, sitting by the lockers. I'm like double fuck. That means 9-9:30 pm. Now I'm scouting the girls for a back up plan, I even check out the "kino" room. I get another text from Barbara at 6:30. Be right there. Wait for me. Well another nice cold beer and watching the hot girl across the bar from me isn't a bad diversion. SHort conversation with the Romanian bar tender, Then a longer chat with the Polish bar tender replacing him, and the tall masseuse. We talk Polish food, favorite cities to visit etc. OK, actually enjoying myself again.

Russian is not fashion anymore, even I love my Russian escort in Paris since 4 weeks, Amour Russe level. For fans, claimed Ukrainian Nadia ex Palace, Oase, Finca, is at 6 NL. She asked if I missed her, I survived easily and won t repeat.

[Mr Ho]

So after almost a week of clubbing, I'm sadly running out of vacation. I tried 4 new clubs and 2 oldies but goodies. Tonight I have an appointment with the lady my friends tell me I should call "my anal queen".

Got to the club at 5:15. Desk Mdchen says: "75 euro. You know if you get here by 5 it's 25 euros cheaper". I was like. Shit. The taxi driver. Cut me some slack. Germany. Rules. Pay 75 and move on.

Oh well, my appointment isn't til 6 so time for a beer. Then I get a text, "Going to be late, wait for me baby". I go to the bar. A girl comes up and asks me if I want to go up to a room. I say. I'm waiting for Barbara. And she says. There are two guys ahead of you and points out a couple guys in the hall away from the girls, sitting by the lockers. I'm like double fuck. That means 9-9:30 pm. Now I'm scouting the girls for a back up plan, I even check out the "kino" room. I get another text from Barbara at 6:30. Be right there. Wait for me. Well another nice cold beer and watching the hot girl across the bar from me isn't a bad diversion. SHort conversation with the Romanian bar tender, Then a longer chat with the Polish bar tender replacing him, and the tall masseuse. We talk Polish food, favorite cities to visit etc. OK, actually enjoying myself again.

So we got the Polish bartender, but no more polish girls as it used to back in early 2010's, the golden era of German FKK! It is sad to know less blonds than before, but it is good to know that there still are few stunners in line up! Palace being near the city upsell club never disappoint me as near city upsell club always have one or if luck two or three stunners in line up as stunners go where the money is!

It is always melancholy feeling to leave Germany filled with new memories in my pocket LOL! But to be continue!

[Tintin1]

So after almost a week of clubbing, I'm sadly running out of vacation. I tried 4 new clubs and 2 oldies but goodies. Tonight I have an appointment with the lady my friends tell me I should call "my anal queen".

Got to the club at 5:15. Desk Mdchen says: "75 euro. You know if you get here by 5 it's 25 euros cheaper". I was like. Shit. The taxi driver. Cut me some slack. Germany. Rules. Pay 75 and move on.

Oh well, my appointment isn't til 6 so time for a beer. Then I get a text, "Going to be late, wait for me baby". I go to the bar. A girl comes up and asks me if I want to go up to a room. I say. I'm waiting for Barbara. And she says. There are two guys ahead of you and points out a couple guys in the hall away from the girls, sitting by the lockers. I'm like double fuck. That means 9-9:30 pm. Now I'm scouting the girls for a back up plan, I even check out the "kino" room. I get another text from Barbara at 6:30. Be right there. Wait for me. Well another nice cold beer and watching the hot girl across the bar from me isn't a bad diversion. SHort conversation with the Romanian bar tender, Then a longer chat with the Polish bar tender replacing him, and the tall masseuse. We talk Polish food, favorite cities to visit etc. OK, actually enjoying myself again.

Barbara arrives and I see several guys jump up and walk over (bar fight?) but she smiles and kisses each on the cheeks, and walks over to me. Expecting a "let's go" I inhale my drink when she asks if I mind if she has a coffee. We chat for 15 minutes. Real chill. This is why I am addicted to Barbara and come to Palace every trip. She says, same as usual, and no more discussion we go up to room. Honestly, long, slow super erotic BJ, til I have to beg her to stop so I don't miss the rest of the event. Lots of sex in all the usual poses and then I accidentally slip out and she says: wow you didn't wait long before wanting anal. OK, who am I to disappoint. She teases me inside and then she's got me going harder and harder and I can feel her clenching. At least I cum before my heart explodes. NO fake moaning, so silly complements. At least in the room it feels real (even though I know it's a fantasy). I'm prepared for a fast exit as the boys downstairs are waiting, but she tells me a long story and after we talk about what makes good se. I complement her again on her skills. Shit, if I was 20 years younger I'd want to go again right away. She's not the type I usually lust for, small chested super fit ladies bordering on aerobic instructors, but as everyone knows, some ladies have skills that make them special for you. To me she is the consummate Courtesan.

Since it's my last night. I go for an hour massage with the Polish lady and tell her to go deep tissue. This followed by a long decent dinner. Sitting with a couple girls in the food area. After back at the bar with an espresso and I'm thinking. Farewell Germany. Maybe one last BJ. Jennifer. A very hot brunette with fancy glasses and amazing perky tits that point out through a fishnet body stocking. Fancy Italian looking glasses. I know she thought I didn't cum I had so little left in me after leaving my mark across the western side of the country My dick is sore but I will have some great memories til I come back in a month.

PS for those who care: Friday night, 30 - 40 girls. All types, sizes. A few at the high end of the spectrum, one or two 9s 10s. A handful at the bottom, post Covid weight gain etc. Most in the middle. As someone pointed out in another forum, fewer blonds than I seem to remember. And now, no one pretends to be Russian!

[The Cane]

The girls are boring. They just want more and more money. I asked the "Hungarian" girl when she was with me in the room, how to say thank you in Hungarian and she wanted more money for that.

Every single time you think you've heard it all! LOLOLOL! The hungry "Hungarian" won't last long. Hope you told her to fuck off! I would have. Should have asked, "How do you say bite my ass"? Hahaha!

[IsaBahn]

Hi,

I went to FKK Palace in Frankfurt on the night 3.5 - boy, was I disappointed or what. I don't know if it is me that moved on since the first days I was going to FKKs around Germany or is it the FKKs that have just lost their touch. It was quite terrible there.

Summary:

Arrived at 21:00 - paid 60 euro or 70 euro to get in.

Facilities are quite nice. Nice showers, good bathrobes.

15 guys.

15 girls.

12 Romanian.

2 From Germany.

1 From Turkey.

1 From Romania but says she is from Hungary.

0 Souls.

All the girls are fake, pushy, fake tits, fake lips, ugly face, mediacore body. Not even one girl with a true identity that would like to talk. The girls wanted 100 euro for 30 min. Ha ha ha. 100 euro for a Romanian girl in an FKK when I can get a sexy cure angel to my room for 200 euro. Crazy. You can negotiate to 50 euro for a quick fuck. The girls are boring. They just want more and more money. I asked the "Hungarian" girl when she was with me in the room, how to say thank you in Hungarian and she wanted more money for that.

I am not coming back.

[Tintin1]

Yesterday 2 Germans ex Palace arrived at Sharks around same time than me driving from Val Thorens, giving up my ski tour. The model type saved my night. I should be her fourth room. First orgasm she said with her vagina pushing my fingers outside, for her return at Sharks after 10 years. Lovely, but not on same level than my Rhur German, when for more expensive.

Names? Description? Pretty please.

[Sirioja]

Yesterday 2 Germans ex Palace arrived at Sharks around same time than me driving from Val Thorens, giving up my ski tour. The model type saved my night. I should be her fourth room. First orgasm she said with her vagina pushing my fingers outside, for her return at Sharks after 10 years. Lovely, but not on same level than my Rhur German, when for more expensive.

[Tedesco]

Hy guys, someone of you to be in Palace this evening?

[Sirioja]

On April 2017, for our fifth room with German Lucifer, when we already had 4 100/60 with kissing rooms, when she told me other German girls asked her to now ask extra 50 for kissing, I refused to touch her, left the room and gave her 50, when she wanted I stayed with her for 30 mn for 50, but I didn't want to waste my time and had a better idea, fast diner and then speeding to Velbert where we misunderstood with Kate who was too busy for me when she told she was waiting for me, so I repeated with Emily, not so good than on discovery and received jealousy at 4 am when I drove for Kate. I only returned with Lucifer on September 2019 at Gold on a day she looked more woman with her hairstyle. Upselling and claiming not kissing or not selling love make me run away, I never beg, I never play grocery, when I love when my wow potential deep Rhur DE tells: let s have love and of course full kissing. Wish she will get healthier when she is really lovely for me. I pay for this when she is far higher level and much less expensive than at Globe.

[Mr Ho]

Oase and Palace desk tell 50/30 for rate for basic service, but girls do what they want, but 150/60 for baby kiss is not a good value.

We can reverse this and pay upsell, but we begin to do what we want in room no matter what and go Pierre woodman style LOL! And if she does not obey, then we do not pay as upsell price is for up service to satisfy us the customer's customer satisfaction LOL!

[Tintin1]

They could be starving, but would choose to spend their last euros on BBBJ / CIM and a butt fuck! Hahaha!

YES, that's what I had printed on my T-Shirt:

I went to the FKK and all I got was this damn t-shirt.

A BBBJ.

And a butt fuck!

You know me well!