FKK Palace - Frankfurt

[Strato]

May 7

Had a leisurely day, visiting Das Stadel Museum on the other side of the Main (got to get a little culture in). A great collection of early Dutch/Flemish masters and also some great modern art Beckman/Munch, etc. Lunch at one the great Appfelwein restaurants nearby. (Zum Gemalten Haus at Scheizer Strafe 67). Be careful. If your glass gets about half empty. One of the waiters swoops in and refills it with Apfelwein. A fortified wine. After one, they go down easy! Rolf, my freind, showed me the technique of putting your coaster over the top of the glass to indicate no more! Food is excellent traditional German. With many specialty's for those who like the more esoteric parts of pork. Weather was cold, some rain. Mostly overcast.

A walk, short rest and then public trans over to The Palace. Public trans is efficient, easy to figure out. If in dout, go to info area in HBF or to ticket counter and they will quickly advise you, every efficient.

Arriving around 5:00, it was same scene as day before 20-30, most all very attractive women lounging about. With only a handful of men.

Had a water (tip--- drink lots of water). And shortly thereafter, a blonde with large tit's. Walks buy. I wondered if this was Linda, the Czech?

So, I made my way over. And started to chat. Indeed, this was Linda. This gal has a smile which lights up the room. And huge natural breasts. We chatted for a bit. Some kissing, teasing. And I suggested Kino. We walk over to Kino and it's full of women watching this bondage porn flick. Not really my style. So on to the room. Linda. As has been mentioned previously here, is a friendly, nice gal.

We relaxed. Fooled around for a bit and then she started her slow. Blow job. I had to hold back for a bit. As it was just delicious. Linda then proceeded to give my balls a shellacking. Of which I have not enjoyed such in some time. A bit more relaxing and then a great CIM. Linda continued on to get all of the juices out. We chatted for a bit. And then to the lockers. This was a special and memorable session.

Dinner was served. Again a nice selection of tasty food. A short nap in the quiet area. A refreshing steam. Shower, followed by a double expresso. And away we go.

The previous night, I had chatted with Carla, an attractive Romaian, medium lenght brownish/blondish hair, medium sized breasts. I had not selected her on Day 1 but had made a mental note to keep her in mind. We chatted for while, super friendly, fluent english, and a great sense of humour. Great facial expressions. I. E pouting, etc. We eventually got to room. A relaxing super session. Carla has some unique oral ability's. Which are outstanding. No rush. In fact, I had to stop her twice. Just to prolong things. Not a problem. Ended with an earth shattering CIM. We chatted about world affairs. Etc. Just a nice person.

A few waters, another rest, relax and steam. It's getting close to 9:30. Club is getting a bit busier. I wait until the 10:00 food. (again, quite tasty, although I was starved at that point). Some chatting with some fellow Americans. Then looked for Linda. But she was no where to be found. There were still many attractive women available. Chatted with Carla again. I expressed "my concerns" about making another go. But Carla jokingly assured me that " no problem".

Went to Kino but again, it was packed. Mostly with women watching porn. So off to the room. Once again, Carla proved that she was up to the task. Very special. Relaxing. Head licking, ball swathing. With a super finale. After which we chatted for a bit. Carla advised that there is a statue of her in the states somewhere, because of all the americans she has done. This gal had a great sense of humour. As I was changing, the place was filling up rapidly with men. Groups coming in. It was time to leave. Fully satisfied.

On to Day 3. Oase.

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[Strato]

I arrived in Frankfurt on Sunday May 6, usually I arrive by train but on this visit, flew in. Transport from airport to downtown HBF is efficient, although a long walk from airport area to get to train.

Got to hotel, rested a bit and then took public trans to Palace. (a very easy go as described previously). Arriving around 5:00. Had previously visited so knew the basic layout (see below) There was perhaps 20-30 women, most of were in the 7-8 range, some closer to 9 's. Only a few men hanging around.

Surveyed the situation for a while, chatting with a few gals. Finally settling on Laura, a beautiful, slightly dark, Argentinian. We played about for a bit and then to room for a relaxed and fun session. Ending with CIM. When we got to locker, I gave Laura 100 E and she advised me that it was 150E for CIM. I advised Laura that the standard fee for this service was 100E as per the norm at The Palace. She pouted a bit and then said "OK Baby, that 's OK ". By the way, over the next few days. I never saw Laura again in the club. Not sure if she was on break or was advised not to return.

The info on FKK forum saved me 50 E. As clearly Laura, despite providing great service, was trying to fleece me out of an extra 50E. Lesson learned. Ask first to ensure what "extras" will cost. And what is included/excluded. To avoid any surprises or disappointments.

Food came out around 6:00. And while I'm not a gourmet, IMO, the food at The Palace was quite tasty (and I dined (! ) there two meals a day over the next few days. Think that you have to be there when food comes out, around 6:00 pm and then again around 10:00 pm. Food is fresh and plentiful at those times.

After a sumptuous meal, I found the Steam room/Quiet area. (had not previously found this area on earlier Palace visits and only as a result of reading this forum, did I find this little oasis within the Palace) Still a bit jet lagged, I put a few towels down. And proceeded to have a lovely nap. When I woke up. A few fellows were laughing, due to my snoring. Had a nice steam and was ready to go again.

This quiet area (which apparently not many of the guest ever find) is a real haven. Only once did I see any couch action there and only occasionaly did any of the women come back to this area. I began to wonder if this area was designated as off limits. For couch action, etc. As indeed it remain an area of calm and relative quiet). Steam bath, was clean and hardly utilized. IMO, there is nothing like a good steam, followed by a cold shower to get the juices flowing again.

I chatted with a few other lady's and decided on Naomi, from Hungary. Asked Naomi up front what we could do in room. She said everything but CIM. Naomi, a young, very cute blonde with small tits. We had a great, relaxed session. Again, enjoyable, no rush job.

Back to the Steam, a bit more rest. Chatted with more of the lady's. Club was starting to get busier. Some more women appearing but lot's more men arriving. I was told that when Messe convention let out later, the place would be packed and indeed, this was the exactly the case over the next few days.

There were many attractive women available, very hard choices. A few Romians gave me a few tugs. Chat up's. I think if you do your research, chat with the gals, you can almost figure out who is going to give good service and who is not. There were a few Dominicans, who were friendly, but persistant. Fine with me. They got mr. Jimmy worked up again.

After chatting with Sunny, a chocolate coloured Morrocan. With curly ringed hair. We adjourned to get a room. Rooms were not available. And Sunny asked one of the valets (? ) to open some of the other rooms. There are many rooms in The Palace. Many of which are newly refurbished and more attractive than the front main bedrooms. Sunny told me that they do not open the other Wing of rooms (the newer rooms) until the place gets very busy. I was not aware of the long corridor of new rooms.

We went down to a new room and it was indeed, a much nicer, brighter room. Again, a relaxed, friendly session. Sunny hoved over me. Sliding my cock between her tits, licking and sucking the head. Just glorious. Finished with CIM. Sunny taking extra time to extract all.

A shower, steam. And again, dinner was served around 10:00 pm. Food was, IMO, tasty.

Thought about one more go. But decided best to get some rest.

On to Day 2.

S. Trato

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[King Of Crunk]

Hi, I rarely post on this site but this is something worth posting. I was at the Palace on 5/8 around 10-11pm alot of girls but alot more guys. I knew this wasnt the right time to go but I only had a night left in Frankfurt. Well anyways I was in there for a good while but was taking my time. Finally I was in the Kino and this Eastern European chick comes to talk to me and I was like ok sure. So we was fucking in the Kino and the time is 30 minutes this fucking ***** pulls out at 15 minutes. I was like yo I want my full 30 not no 15. So I went to the management after reading they are really customer oriented. But these assholes just took her side along with the fact she had another hoe friend back up her story. So to avoid anymore shit I payed the 50 euro and left. Has this happened to anyone before. I came here last year and got really good service. The girl was Blonde either real or fake, skinny and small tits, about 5'6 with heels. Not that really narrows it down. And there was another Italian ***** there to trying to fuck it up for me and the bitches coming around saying hes only joking making the hoes think Im there to bullshit. And yes I saw a good number of chicks there from last year mainly the Latin Bitches. So if this has happened to anyone please post and share. But from now on The Palace is on my shitlist when anyone mentions it.

[Dedalus]

Personally, I don't run around paying 2-3 times going rates (unlike some Japanese tourists, I may add) and I always reject up-front demands for premium payments. My only crime is tipping a bit when I'm satisfied... a mistake, perhaps, but let's keep things in perspective. I also always tip taxi drivers 15-20 per cent - which most "sparsame" Germans of my acquaintance don't - does this mean I should be accused of ruining the German taxi market? :-)

Hey Priamos,

Amidst all of this controversy regarding the topic of whether to tip or not to tip (a hot theme way before your report, BTW), a few of us have not had the chance to thank you for the good reporting. We are a peculiar and ticky bunch, but we do appreciate good reporting and are generally open to descenting opinions.

Welcome aboard!

Dedalus

[Hessen Bub]

Asked directly: I think it was poor. Not too many girls, and definitely not enough young good looking girls. Sarah from Lettland, Leyla from Hungary, two darkhaird Romanians, Emanuelle from Gouadeloupe, Lana from Germany - they were the only girls meeting my "Beuteschema".

Hessen Bub

[Dedalus]

It's raining now. So go to Palace or to Finca. Palace because line-up this week was better than at Oase. Finca because it's on your way to Cologne. And FFM is correct, never heard of FFT?!

Hessen Bub

Hey,

The Palace line up must have been special then, because Oase was an absolute goldmine on Thursday. How was it on Friday?

Cheers,

Dedalus

[Sebastiane]

I haven't had sex with a middle eastern or indo-pakistani girl for ages and was wondering if any such girls work at Palace? If so, can anyone tell me their names and also on which days/shifts they work. I have seen one persian girl but alas i didn't sleep with her on that ocassion.

Thanks in advance!

[Jackyo]

Jackyo, you and Toscana really seem determined to have a go at me? I have already conceded the point that one should of course try to behave like the locals. On the other hand, please don't "make an elephant out of a moscito" as they say in German. Consider this: The tourist season here in Paris is commencing and the cafes are full of German women in flat shoes and American youths having softdrinks with their meals - both of which French people find incredibly poor show. Still, the foreigners show no inclination to change their ways in respect of local customs.

Personally, I don't run around paying 2-3 times going rates (unlike some Japanese tourists, I may add) and I always reject up-front demands for premium payments. My only crime is tipping a bit when I'm satisfied... a mistake, perhaps, but let's keep things in perspective. I also always tip taxi drivers 15-20 per cent - which most "sparsame" Germans of my acquaintance don't - does this mean I should be accused of ruining the German taxi market? :-)

Hey, P!

I hadn't participated in the discussion since this started and just wanted to summarize all of the points made so far.

It wasn't intended to restart the topic.

Peace!

[Iseeu]

There is a big difference here: having a coke with your frog legs does absolutely nothing to impress the snotty French waiter ("nice pants") and does not even cause him to think that he should sub the Atlanta-champagne for chateau something-rather when the next customer comes to the table. Tipping at an FKK, however, could lead to your chosen one thinking that this is the new standard.

It's a basic law of economics. In a micro-economy (such as FKK culture) a small incremental change in the average cost structure can have detrimental long term effects. Americans drinking cokes, or tourists wearing comfortable shoes is not going t have a long term effect on French society.
As a frequent traveller, I know that taxi tipping customs differ widely from country to country. In some it's considered an insult if you offer a tip In others it's a terrible gaffe if you don't.
In an FKK, tipping has potential harm for all of us as the cost structure is currently balanced and none of us including yourself wants a change for the worse. Please don't....

[Euro100]

The tourist season here in Paris is commencing and the cafes are full of German women in flat shoes and American youths having softdrinks with their meals - both of which French people find incredibly poor show. Still, the foreigners show no inclination to change their ways in respect of local customs.

There is a big difference here: having a coke with your frog legs does absolutely nothing to impress the snotty French waiter ("nice pants") and does not even cause him to think that he should sub the Atlanta-champagne for chateau something-rather when the next customer comes to the table. Tipping at an FKK, however, could lead to your chosen one thinking that this is the new standard.

As for tipping the taxi driver: go ahead and give the man a c-note. He works hard and gets you to your destination on time, without accident. No problem with a big tip for the txi for me ... I always drive a rental car .

[Chicafan]

Tipping for poor service is a crime; Tipping for better than normal service, probably not. I don't tip.

There's nothing I hate worse than an passionless or bad session that somehow runs over or includes an extra. You think, "what a freakin waste to this terrible hooker" when you come out of a session later that goes extremely well you'd rather have the extra money to have given to the good girl.. Yet the shotty SP made more.

[Dedalus]

Consider this: The tourist season here in Paris is commencing and the cafes are full of German women in flat shoes and American youths having softdrinks with their meals - both of which French people find incredibly poor show. Still, the foreigners show no inclination to change their ways in respect of local customs.

Perhaps an offense to the Parisian sensibilities. Hardly a a drain or offense on the French economy.

Cheers,

Dedalus, who would bathe in Sancerre whites if he could, but often orders Coke when he is in Pairs, just to provoke a controversy ;-)))

[Priamos]

I second this.

When in Germany, do as the Germans do.

Jackyo, you and Toscana really seem determined to have a go at me? I have already conceded the point that one should of course try to behave like the locals. On the other hand, please don't "make an elephant out of a mosquito" as they say in German. Consider this: The tourist season here in Paris is commencing and the cafes are full of German women in flat shoes and American youths having softdrinks with their meals - both of which French people find incredibly poor show. Still, the foreigners show no inclination to change their ways in respect of local customs.

Personally, I don't run around paying 2-3 times going rates (unlike some Japanese tourists, I may add) and I always reject up-front demands for premium payments. My only crime is tipping a bit when I'm satisfied... a mistake, perhaps, but let's keep things in perspective. I also always tip taxi drivers 15-20 per cent - which most "sparsame" Germans of my acquaintance don't - does this mean I should be accused of ruining the German taxi market? :-)

[Jackyo]

Although I've been living in and around Germany for close to thirty years, I look upon myself each time as a guest of the club and as a guest of the German locals who have created it and support it day in, day out. Only this way will I continue to enjoy it. They are angered by tipping, so I don't. Punkt.

My hope is that others tempted to try the fruits of the FKK will take the locals' custom on board, out of courtesy.

I second this.

When in Germany, do as the Germans do.

[Jackyo]

Thanks for swift response. FFT is a standard abbr for Frankfurt in my company, I just checked google and I was a bit surprised it's not widely known at all.

What number of girls can I expect in Palace/Oase around Saturday noon and in Bernds around 2pm same day? 10-15 or much less? Also what's the chance of having 8-9ers in terms of looks in there? I'm all about looks (I would probably rate a 9/1er looks/service way above 7/10er), so I wonder where I can expect the best (even if arrogant) lineup?

FRA is more like it.

Good luck at Bernds at 2 PM on a Saturday. Its closed until Monday.

BTW, Bernds is not the club to visit if you are only into looks. Go visit another club if this is your only criteria.

Looking for arrogant women? Ever heard of the concept of the Optikfick? Are you also into bad, really bad service? Let us know how you do.

There is the whole woman to consider, what the Germans call her persoenliche Ausstrahlung or personal aura: how she carries herself, how she smiles, how she interacts with you and the other guests and women. And then in the room, her service orientation.

I personally look for signs of intelligent life forms at these clubs. Nothing is less sexy than a dumb, humorless woman with zero conversational skills. This is about as close to necrophilia as I think I will ever get.

I'm at the stage in my FKK career where I've spent a lot of time deconstructing the experience: trying to understand what factors drive me to do this, which experiences were good for me and why they were good and when they were bad, why they were bad so I can avoid them in the future.

Hence my extreme awareness of her body temperature, for one.