FKK Palace - Frankfurt

[Maloso1]

Are things like the party on the 4th of Feb a monthly thing?

Going to be in Frankfurt for the weekend of 4th/5th March and will probably visit Palace on the Saturday and World on the Sunday. Don't want to find the place is far more packed than usual if it can be helped as less chance of getting what I want

I'll probably be there that same weekend. Don't steal the good ones!

Maloso

[Jenbach]

There were two real hot-looking dancers, who did a few strip dances on the poles, but I never did see them soliciting or approaching any of the punters at the bar. After a few dances, they simply dressed up and left. One of them was very pretty and sexy. Does anyone know if they are working girls? No?

In the past in Palace, I have seen a belly-dancer with a lovely yellow Burmese python, dancing. She definitely was there only for the entertainment and was certainly not a working girl. The working girls were lining up after her for taking photographs of themselves with her and the python. She had a male partner who was performing cool fire blowing tricks. Are digital cameras and/or mobile telephones w/cameras allowed onto the floor in Palace, now?

Cheers!

ChicagoMan

[Jenbach]

Apologies for this much delayed report from the Palace!

This was the day after the end of Heimtextil Frankfurt 2006, referred to by Toscana a few pages ago. I arrived there rather late, about 11:00 PM and there were still a few of the left over Messe visitors, having their last encounters at the Palace. As I went to the Palace directly from FRA airport, I requested and was allowed to leave my carry on luggage, behind the reception counter. Showered and toweled, I entered into the main lounge.

I saw the Thai-looking girl from Kazakhstan, but between the inspired pole dances and her customers she was unavailable. I had a bit of food and went for a snooze in the kino. I was pleasantly woken up with a BBBJ by Sandy from Brazil. She is about 5'10" in her acrylic heels and has obviously enhanced breasts. In any case, we went to one of the rooms, adjacent to the kino. No sooner had she started the BBBJ inside, she started her upgrade pitch for the one-hour session. She offered to throw in a complimentary CIM, for the E100. I politely refused and stuck with the half-hour session. After about 10 minutes of BBBJ, she deftly slipped on a condom from her mouth and started a rather rough cow-girl session. Returning the favor, after about 10 minutes of missionary and doggie slamming, I asked her to finish with a HJ. A competent hand finish though, with loads of fake moans. Overall rating: Body-8/10; Performance-7/10.

At the lockers, she saw that I had about E500 in a currency clip and immediately demanded E20 extra, for her family and just would not quit whining. There was a German punter at the locker who admonished her in German, presumably for her demands for a tip. I did not pay her anything extra and she spent the rest of the night, giving me baleful glares.

It was almost 3:00 AM and suddenly there were no more than 10 girls left over. I wanted to do one more session before heading over to my hotel. So, when I was approached by Julia from Russia, I said yes, a little bit too eagerly without checking out the goods. An average looking woman and a very average performance. She rushed through the session in 20 minutes and completed with a CBJTC. And, had the nerve to demand an additional E50 for it. Overall rating: Body-6/10; Performance-6/10.

Regular visitors to FKKs, can you clarify if any additional payment is required for the CBJTC, when you cum inside the mouth, but only inside the condom, not really a true CIM?

Cheers!

ChicagoMan

[Excess]

"Does anyone know how long a walk it is from the ibis to Palace?"

After hours of analysis and experimentation, I have concluded that the walk from hotel to Palace is: 7.2 minutes...

Lol Ortos,

Would you mind redoing and reviewing your experimentation and data and getting back to us on it? Am a bit concerned about the degree of accuracy of your figure of 7.2 minutes.

Yes? Somehow, I didn't think you mind doing it again? :-)

[WhosWho]

Hi,

I'm in Frankfurt for a couple of days at the end of this week. Anybody like to head to Palace on Sun or Mon night?

Well, anybody fancy a few beers and then heading to Palace on Sun night?

Cheers,

AJ

[Mike De H]

Just arrive in Frankfurt.

Which FKK is the best for daytime action?

Thanks,

Justy

Probably world, followed by Oase in the day

[Routard]

"Does anyone know how long a walk it is from the ibis to Palace?"

After hours of analysis and experimentation, I have concluded that the walk from hotel to Palace is: 7.2 minutes...

From Ibis to Palace is 3 min, and from Palace to Ibis is 20min

[Justy]

Just arrive in Frankfurt.

Which FKK is the best for daytime action?

Thanks,

Justy

[Ortos]

"Does anyone know how long a walk it is from the ibis to Palace?"

After hours of analysis and experimentation, I have concluded that the walk from hotel to Palace is: 7.2 minutes...

[Globus]

Does anyone know how long a walk it is from the ibis to Palace?

From the Ibis Hotel (West/Hausen) it's only a 5-minute-walk to Palace.

Globus

[Akibono]

Does anyone know how long a walk it is from the ibis to Palace?

[Viagrant]

How late does public transport run on Friday night?

The last U-7 from Industriehof/Neue Börse back to Frankfurt is at 1:24 AM, and the last U-6 is at 1:44 AM. (You can check the posted schedule at the stop.) There is a bus that runs even later, but I am not sure of its route.

Timetables may be found here http://www.rmv.de/ .

V.

[WhosWho]

Hi,

I'm in Frankfurt for a couple of days at the end of this week. Anybody like to head to Palace on Sun or Mon night?

[Xxxplorer]

How late does public transport run on Friday night?

QUOTE=Ortos]Gringo,

Palace is located in the Industrial section of Hausen, maybe 4-odd kms outside central Frankfurt. So how far is it from the Airport? About 4-odd kms further than it is from the Airport to central Frankfurt.

The least expensive way would be: Take S-bahn from Airport bahnhof to Frankfurt Hauptwache (two S-bahn stops beyond Frankfurt Hauptbahnhof), about 3.10E one-way. Get off at Hauptwache and change to the U-bahn, line 6 or 7. Take that four stops to Industriehof and you are a 5-minute walk from Palace. Maybe you should invest in a Tageskarte (Day Card for the S-bahn) that will allow you to journey back and forth on these metro trains all day and night!

Note also that a taxi to Palace from, say, Frankfurt Hauptbahnhof is about 10E...[/QUOTE

[Mike De H]

“M” gave me the mission. To fly over to West Germany to investigate reports of the machinations of a new master-criminal EARNSALOT BLOW-VELT. Or “BV” for short. This sinister shadowy figure was reported to be running a brothel codenamed “PALACE” in Frankfurt, with a sinister plan to make huge amounts of money at Ignatzmicer’s expense. I also had to investigate that miss Moneygrabber had also been suspected of deserting MI5 to work with BV himself, under the alias "Lena from Check Republic", Then I was to marry Diana Rigg, get her shot in the snow in the Sour Valley on the drive back home and make a full report to the board!

Flying in to Koln/Bonn from Liverpool (first class of cours) on Easyjet, I picked up my Aston Martin DB5, cunningly disguised by “Q” as a Renault Modus from Europcar. The likeness was incredible.

My first stop was to meet with Secret agents Wim and Woofie for some background reference work at Goldentime in Dusseldorf on the Thursday night and then with a suspected “Palace” collaborator called Fed, at “World” in Giessen with his henchman, the warily named “Desert Fox”. From there, I would scout the untainted local talent at World, then meet the two of them, with the local guide “Daedelus” at “Palace” to investigate the crimes of the new master Criminal

The Goldentime part went exceedingly well. Anita from Hungary (not the “World” Anita giving excellent service of an hour and a half full GFE for €150, followed by a forgettable, but nice Sarah Michelle Gellar lookalike for a half hour €50 quickie. All well here, club untainted, girls clean, welcome good, cost effective, friendly, return visit a MUST.

Then over to world on Thursday to meet Fred and DF. I managed a two and a half hour session with a great Girl called Michelle, full GFE, full just about bloody everything. After becoming desensitised to endless naked pussy Fred and I went to the Havannah bar in Linden on a pass-out, where great finger-food and even a complimentary “mini-beer” cocktail was had, served by super-fit happy waitresses. No trace of BV here then. It was here that Fred suggested going to PALACE the next day. I agreed, and went back to World for more investigation before the big event. A quick session with a little vixen called Maria confirmed that "World" was in excellent shape, with lots of new raw talent and good service everywhere.

Back at the Etap, I dropped Fred off at his room and opened my orders. Here, I heard about BV’s dreadful plan.

He had created an airless hell hole in the middle of Frankfurt and filled it with a newly created race of “UBER-HOOKERS”. Each one had huge silicon inserts cleverly located near their brains that turned them into remorseless money making machines, capable only of saying “ja, ja, fuck-me satsi” and variations thereof.

The Girls were to be easily recognised. They would have white lace-up Grecian style sandals, straight bleached blonde hair, black eyebrows, a harsh face with a hook nose and plaster of paris to fill up the laughter lines. Huge black cakings of mascara were likely to be found around the eye-units. Each girl would be called something like Daniella or Amber or Nadine and would be totally indistinguishable from each other. Presumably this was to keep maintenance costs down.

The worst was yet to come. BV had developed a disgusting virus, named after himself! It was supposedly totally harmless to men, and he was supposedly using it to infect these girls. It would make their pussies stink like fuck, and putting the man off his session to cut time. Therefore, the sessions could be repeated more often, the punter kept alive to be milked again, and the girl never gets told because the man feels embarrassed and makes excuses for his own inability to continue. ABSOLUTE GENIUS!!!

After a nice long chat with Fred and Daedelus at the Exchelsior I was primed and ready, not believing any of this. I had been to palace the month before, and was unimpressed, but nothing indicated anything this bad. We drove down, using M’s Tom-Tom navigation system supplied to me by the office. I walked into the hell-hole Palace, hoping to see uber-babes, but was shocked to find the most slovenly bunch of raggety mutts ever to grace an FKK club. Fred muttered something about it not being too good tonight so I soldiered on, trying to find evidence for the report. My instinct after an hour of this, was just to walk out in disgust. But unfortunately I didn’t.

I already knew the facilities here were a joke for a real Sauna man, having had a so-so trip there the previous month. No pool, broken spa bath, and chlorine smell creeping around everywhere, but at least the food was good. Notable were the tattooed muscle men from World who came in just to couch action the girls. Later they would fuck them of in short time. This amused me whilst waiting for the “real-girls” to walk in.

Then it happened. It was like invasion of the clones. The AmberDaniellaNadine creatures walked in. Dozens of them. Immediately, many of them started creeping up to the Maori wannabies from “World”.

Feeling scared, my first contact was with a known reference Girl, the truly excellent Leanna from Ukrane. One quick 20 minute session and she had me finishing in quick order. No problems here.

Later on, completely unable to find any girl that remotely looked interesting, real, or even attractive, I got fed up watching D and F go with their known favourites (who were not my type) and watching them have great sessions.

I got suspicious though, because these “good” providers were booked solid with private appointments. I could not get a session with Maria, for instance who was reasonably attractive to me, because she was booked solid in three-four hour appointments. On a more sinister note, the other providers were turning tricks with onerous regularity in short bursts. I should have been warned!!!

Desperate for a fuck, I braved the Nadia Clone. Being the best of all of them, I had high hopes of the silicon barbie-doll with the heavy black eyes.

In the room with Nadia, she seemed a nice enough person with some vague regard to her professional standing. She asked me to relax and did the BBJ thing almost well, but a bit hard, probably hoping I would come straight away. Failing that, she (surprisingly) invited sex, by opening her legs and crassly rubbing gunk over the whole vulva area, and it turned to a yucky white mess as she did it, whilst pretending it was masturbating. I then went quickly to missionary hoping to finish quickly, but then the problems really started. One hand over the front of the vagina to prevent body contact at that point and another hand on my chest to prevent upper body contact. The ecstatic shouting was hilarious. A total joke. Then the smell started. It was true!! The BV virus was working a treat. I went to doggie to bravely try to defeat it, but I had to stop. Whole session time - FOUR minutes! I even made the excuse I was too sore to carry on, so as not to hurt her feelings. I paid her the full 50 euros and she told me it was best if I went home!!!!!

I then did not shower and went straight to Fred and Daedelus for verification. They were in the Spa . I thrust my unwashed hand, which was now only a fraction as smelly under their noses in turn. Daedelus nearly threw up and Fred actually ran off and ordered me to wash my hands before entering the water.

A worse session (if possible) followed with Check Lena. (AKA Miss MONEYGRABBER) I have had better service in my WORST Asterdam window sessions. I got: “I’m too busy to talk, do we go to the room or not?”. Along with “I will not lie down beside you, I am tired and I may go to sleep” and “Your dick is not hard enough to fuck” - which is a self fulfilling prophecy, after refusing any foreplay. I got five miutes of sucking. I then just wanked off with her helping me; in order to try and get my money’s worth. I then joined Daedelus in the Kino.

Daedelus was pissed off because he could not get time with his baby. Fred was pissed off waiting for Katerina for yet another session with her, although we had some fun watching her with a guy in a kino, giving only the kind of service I would expect as normal at World or Goldentime. Fred, after timing the session to the minute managed a last session by jumping in just after payment. Comment of the night from Fred as we watched the current customers performance in the Kino.. "Ah look, He's soft already, he he he ". Cruel, very cruel as Fred waited there with fresh towel and wallet in had.

I drove off in disgust for breakfast at "World" the next day.

I drove back over the snow covered sour valley, failed to find Diana Rigg, and flew back to compile my report.

Mike De-Havilland