FKK Palace - Frankfurt

[Garbanzo]

Heading to Frankfurt in October, looking to spend an evening at the Palace...

Couple of newbie questions/concerns:

- I have been to Termas in Rio, and they provided robes. I understand it's towels only in FKK. I'm a big dude, and I hear these towels are small. Do they have something to help tie these towels on so I don't keep having it fall off me?

- Any multiple pops at the Palace? My first is usually fast (probably will upgrade to CIM to get it out and then go longer) or is it pay more to go again within the 30 mins?

- Place to stay - I'm actually going to be outside Frankfurt for most of the trip, but will need a place in Frankfurt for a couple nights. Looking to be train accessible to Palace, but close to fun "regular" things to do in town as well (bars, clubs, shops, etc.). Might be nice to be accessible to RLD as well (may check it out).

Thanks fkk folks!

[Novize]

Bruse,

To answer your question:

In the Rhein-Main-area, CIM is always 50 € extra.

COB is always a matter of negotiation. Officially, it´s 50 € extra at World. I don´t know the "official" rules at Palace and Oase (It´s said that at Oase you don´t have to pay for that since June/July this year, but I didn´t try that personally). But it´s best to ask the girl before the session. Some of them want extra money, some not. If you ask before, you can step back and look for another girl without wasting money.

[Dedalus]

Bruce,

If CIM is not an extra 50 Euros at Oase or any other Frankfurt FKK, then that is news to me. Just because it is "normal" does not mean that it does not cost extra.

Cheers,

Dedalus

[Mark User]

Actually, "not in Kansas anymore" is originally based on Wizard of Oz, what Dorothy says to TOTO.

[NastyBoy]

"Ur not in Kansas anymore" is from the Matrix, Neo.

NB

[Peter]

Just to make it clear to all. I AM A NATIVE ENGLISH SPEAKER! If you don't believe it check out some of my posts on the German Boards. If my German were that poor and I couldn't speak english natively as well, then I would be illeterate in the only two languages I can speak. Holy crap, with that low a level of education I could never afford FKK's.

Peter

[Toscana]

Another amusing one: Germans invariably confuse "by" and "until". A friend of mine was once exhorted by a girl to "please come until the end of the hour". There were 35 minutes to go........ :-)

Nichts für ungut. Their English is usually much better than most foreigners' German.

But let's get back to the Palace. Where were we? Open until 4 a.m.

[Hessen Bub]

Ups, didn't mean to cause a big discussion.

It should have read "CIM is readily available", but there is an extra charge. There are some more typos like "Whrilpool" etc., but they will stay there forever and you will find native English speaking men wondering about it. Have fun.

Hessen Bub

P.S.: Common mistake for native German speakers:

"I became a present" instead of "I got a present". This happens because in German the sentence is "Ich bekam ein Geschenk". ;-)

[Ortos]

I find all these explanations to be alright by me!

Btw: The phrase "You're not in Kansas anymore" was lifted from the classic 1939 film The Wizard of Oz, when Dorothy, marvelling at all the strange wonders she encounters, utters to her dog: "We're not in Kansas anymore, Toto..."

The translation problem could be somewhat eased by grasping that the German preposition "bei" is not exactly like the English "by" even though it sounds the same.

Maybe they are trying to convey in the banner that this extra service is widely or normally available, just in case some guys were too shy to ask.

[Fats]

Euro100


As a native English speaker I find the phrase "French total are by us normal" to be an awkward transliteration also. If I had to guess at what that sign was trying to say in English I would agree with you, "you can jerk off your load in the girls mouths, and there is no extra charge." The only problem is, there IS an extra charge, namely 50 Euros.

[Bruce Ley]

"you can jerk off your load in the girls mouths, and there is no extra charge."

WHAT? Oh man, I feel really sheepish for saying this, but I had 5 sessions total on my trip last year at Atlantis, and of the 5 I paid the 3 girls that I cummed on an extra 50 Euros for the pop-shot. AAaaagh!

All I did was follow the instructions and opinions of this very forum - I thought cum anywhere on the body was another 50 Euro! Man, do I feel like a lout.

So what's the deal here - cum on body/in mouth has no extra charge? Clear this up for me, guys. Also, if that is true is this the standard policy at all Frankfurt area clubs like Oase, Atlantis, World, Palace?

- Bruce (the Sheepish One)

[Euro100]

Gentlemen,

let's not jump to conclusions here. Bruce Ley may not really be from Kansas after all. (Kansas, by the way is a fine state ... except for that evolution thing - but I am digressing).

I think whay Bruce Ley may have wanted to say: the sentence "... are by us normal" makes no sense in English. In German, however, "... ist bei uns normal" is fine. So all of you German speakers have no problem with this, and your brains made the conversion without a problem. But it is still not an English sentence, and someone who does not speak English may not understand.

I tried to explain this to the Oase's owner last time I was there, but he was not convinced. There are also other typos on that electronic banner. But what the heck, the main message is still: you can jerk off your load in the girls mouths, and there is no extra charge.

happy hunting
euro

[Peter]

French total means Cum in Mouth. That it is normal, means it is readily available, a lot of girls offer it.

Peter

[Ortos]

It means:

"You're not in Kansas anymore..."

[Bruce Ley]

"... and French total are by us normal".

What the heck does that mean?