Panama City

[GauntMan]

Just to let you in on the latest goings on the city. Recently a "witch hunt" has started countrywide, due to some sex scandals with minors and some othe people being spotted posing nude in certain sites of different sexual orientations. This has sparked the "moral minority" wanting to have idiotic laws forbiding citizrns to take nude pictures, film, etc even in private and for private use.
Of course this goes against the freedom of privacy down here but nevertheless has opened up the door for the hipocrite moralist to raise their flags and get some attention. Even some "diputados" aka as senators for us citizens have seized the oportunity to appear "righteous" and speak aloud against that.

Just some general info on the local happenings

[Dollar Bill]

p.s. pty sexy, there's no need to refer to the girls as bitches. a little courtesy goes a long way in this life.

don't worry about pty sexy. jackson kicked him off the board today for asking about **** girls in managua section.

mgj dogs complained about this and got him booted!!! - thanks from all those americanos that this german (pty scummy) complained about.

$bill

ps - i wrote up a report in feburary about a low price stripjoint/brothel called la mayor. it is not in the greatest part of town (near chinatown in centro) but the pussy was only $25 us + $1 entrance and $1 beers.

[Luvr Tom]

Nice update Eberto.

On pricing again, it's true that just 6-12 months ago the indy chicas at Veneto, or Habanos, would have been in hog heaven to get a minimum $70/lay. What's changed since then? Hyperinflation in PTY living costs? Nope. Only thing to change has been PTY gaining recognition as a monger's destination, mongers plowing in without the sort of "compass" re pricing and everything else as ISG.info provides, and they're paying whatever the chica demands, presumably tricked into thinking, "when in Rome..."

So the chicas aren't dumb, I don't fault them for uniformly proposing the big "$CIEN$" sucker bait to start off with... but when they're unrealistic about how not every gringo just got off the plane with a pocket full of CIENs, and the chicas agree amongst themselves to maintain a "minimum $70" standard as they've done at Habanos, and they stubbornly let $40, 50, 60 offers (standard fare just months ago) walk away. I submit, they're being dumb (or maybe just temporarily naive/misguided).

They can fool some fresh faced tourists some of the time with that game, but they seem to think they can train all their customers as fools, all of the time. I say they need to get over that. If I pop into Habanos, it'll just be to mess with them, and then take a walk if they don't accept $50. Let them sit there all night with their $70 (80, CIEN, 150) signs out and make nothing, in the time they could have done 3 $50 tricks.

I'll add this, at the risk of throwing this discussion off track. But I just now thought of this anology and can't resist. I'm among the wave of gringos who's here looking at property offerings, with an eye towards fleeing the USA-Titanic. I've been around here several months. The Panama land/real-estate scene has gone from merely heated, to insane. There are many examples of areas where land is selling for 10 times more per meter than 5 years ago. Local Panamanians who've got some land, have all heard stories by now of how this and that land in their area just sold for some (recently unimaginable) price per square meter. They're getting drunk with dollar signs in their eyes. Nowdaze should someone approach them about their land, they ask double what the plot across the street sold for last week. It's truly frothy... you know, the little bubbles on top of the big bubbles? Meanwhile, with many owners still in denial, US real estate is rolling over (so are stocks but I digress). Many (US) owners are fixing to get crushed, as they're still drunk from the real estate party, and they refuse to sell for a dime less than the number of fiat federal reserve notes they've been led to believe their property is worth. Panamanian owners are in the same boat, only worse, coz the real estate party here has been many times more intense in recent months/years. You see the anology I'm drawing WRT the indy chicas here lately? It seems the Habanos chicas are playing a fool's game, drunk with the anecdotes of gringos paying CIEN-plus, pretending their own booties are all equal, and/or their customers (wallets/naivete) are all equal-- reminds me of the fat kid who can't pull his hand out of the candy jar coz it's overfilled with candy.

Reg. Travlr: don't know where to begin on that long spiel below. Most of your points are self evident. As to the Aguardiente drink, Lily told me what it was, the name didn't stick in my brain, regardless I don't want to pay fool prices for "chica drinks" anywhere much less in PTY. Nor do I want to pay fool prices for a lay, see above.

[Bartchamdo]

I found Hotel Montreal to be a total dump. The tiny TV barely worked. They didn´t give me a remote for it initially and the buttons were missing. The window wouldn´t lock. The bed was hard and there was tons of street noise.

Getting a jack daniels at the hotel bar was an exercise in futility. Even after pointing right at the bottle for 2 minutes they were unable to see the bottle. When they did see the bottle they couldn´t come up with a price. After about 5 mins of this I gave up and went with Ron Abuelo, which is a good rum.

I never saw those alleged in house hookers, though I didn´t spend much time at the hotel (for obvious reasons).

A much better option is Hotel Andino. It´s at Avenida Peru & Calle 35. It´s guest friendly. Costs the same, about $20 a night for a single or double. They have safe deposit boxes in rooms. The room was about triple the size of my room in Hotel Montreal, with a much nicer bed. One of the managers speaks fluent English. The TV gets many stations, including HBO. Hardly any street noise. This was one of the best value hotels I've ever stayed at, and I´m comparing it here to the nice clean cheap hotels I´ve stayed at in Bangkok.

[Elberto]

Yesterday I had business to attend to so I didn't have a lot of time to monger, but I did manage to gather a bit of information.

I was in the El Cangrego area for lunch and a tout grabbed me and was telling me about the chicas bonitas at the club nearby. I had told the tout I was going to do nothing if the price was too expensive. He said not to worry.

I followed him forever it seemed and we ended up walking into this alley that opened up into a strip mall and a sign that said "River Club". He pushed the doorbell but nobody answered and an old man washing his car on the other side of the parking lot called him over and had me and the tout follow him into the mall.

A door opened and an older blonde with huge boobs led me down a hallway to a tiny room with 4 pretty girls sitting on a couch. I didn't see any other men and the girls seemed bored. It was funny how they all leaned forward from the couch and looked around the corner at me as I walked in. I would have done any of them in a heartbeat in different circumstances. The woman started at $80 but after I said no she quickly dropped the price to $65 then $60. When the tout held out his hand to the lady to get paid I said no and told the tout I was ready to leave. We walked outside and I gave him $2 for his effort.

I went by the Elite II but it was closed. I asked the security guard about the place. He said the business hours were from 8pm to 6am, the cover charge is $18, and the girls are $250. Seems like a lot of money in a city where there's a pretty girl in every direction you look.

Speaking of the locals, everywhere I go the local girls and women smile and come up to me to chat and try to practice their English. It's a little like being a celebrity. I was going to change hotels today but one of the girls I met on the hotel staff said she wanted to hang out after work tonight so I just added another night. I'm letting the little head think for the big one.

I like the Montreal all right, but it seems like it's a cab ride to everywhere. The heat in Panama City is nothing like I've ever experienced, and with the high humidity my clothes are soaked after just a short walk. I saw a bunch of pensionado hotels around the Hotel San Remo in Bella Vista for only $10 a night, so depending on how things work out with the Hotel Montreal chica I will probably try a few other hotels. Early last night the park about 3 blocks from the San Remo was packed with pretty girls, but by the time I went to the hotel, cleaned up, and got back there had been a heavy rain shower and there were only a few girls around waiting for the bus.

Someone had mentioned how easy it was to just approach a girl and ask her back to your room. I'm a fast operator in general, but it was a stretch for me to walk up to a girl on the street and proposition her. My Spanish is sucktacular, but she seemed interested at first but then said she didn't understand and looked away. I was tired after a long day so I went back to the room and pulled out my Spanish book. I'll try again later and will be successful.

P.S. Pty Sexy, there's no need to refer to the girls as bitches. A little courtesy goes a long way in this life.

[Pty Sexy]

I got into P.C. last night and so far things are rocking.

The cab ride from the airport to downtown is about $25 plus tips for everyone and his grandmother, but I told the attendant I wanted a ¨collectivo¨ and I was able to split the fare with 3 other Americans on a stopover to Cartagena. With tips I spent $12 to get to the Hotel Montreal.

The Hotel Montreal is pretty basic with clean rooms and rock hard beds. I got a room with 2 beds for $33. The hot water isn´t hot, and it takes 5 minutes to get lukewarm, but there are plenty of other hotels nearby if I want to move.

After I put my stuff in the room I headed to Habano´s across from the Marriott, a $2 cab ride with tip. As I got out of the cab I was instantly greeted by a tout for the Palace strip club, but I told him it was muy caro and I was not interested.

There were a dozen smoking hot girls at Habano´s, and about 5 guys. One pretty Colombiana named Joanna had me sit with her and her friends. After a while she offered to go back to the room for $100 but I refused. Eventually she offered to go for $80 but I said I will get plenty for free in P.C., so no sale. Posts from last year said prices were $30, so special thanks to all you guys so desperate for pussy that you pay any price and mess it up for those of us that like our sex for cheap.

After a few beers I was the only guy left and there were still 13 girls standing around. Finally one of Joanna´s hot friends told her she was going dancing and she was nice enough to invite me. As I was getting into the cab with three hot Colombianas the tout yelled out to me ¨I´m your friend.¨ I just smiled and climbed in the cab.

We went to a local disco playing super-loud reggaeton and I danced with a bunch of hot chicks and had a blast all night.

EDITOR'S NOTE: I certainly hope that the author or somebody else will post a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread.

I'm glad that another guy spoke about the higher prices the bitches are asking in Panama. Some guys (may be old ones) are paying just to much for pussy. Mucho plata

[Regulr Travlr]

Gauntman

You are absolutley right about that. They can drink it like crazy. Fortunately for me I do not like the taste of it or anything like it. ( I compare it to ouzo or sambuca) but it is much stronger.

I am amazed how much even the tiniest ones can drink. But I have also seen them go right over the edge with it. One hit my bed and passed out immediately.

When they come back to my room I drink vodka, they drink Aguardiente.

Good advice GM

[GauntMan]

Luvr Tom
It is Aguardiente. It is in the family of ouzo and sambuca. It is a product of Colombia. The girls have grown up drinking it. They have songs about it. I now make sure I have a bottle of it in my room for when I bring a girl back.

now that regulr mentions the Aguardiente stuff, DONT EVER get into drinking side to side aguardiente with one of the girls, first youll spend a lot of money, second, youll lose the contest.
They can out drink you with aguardiente for miles!!!

[Elberto]

I got into P.C. last night and so far things are rocking.

The cab ride from the airport to downtown is about $25 plus tips for everyone and his grandmother, but I told the attendant I wanted a ¨collectivo¨ and I was able to split the fare with 3 other Americans on a stopover to Cartagena. With tips I spent $12 to get to the Hotel Montreal.

The Hotel Montreal is pretty basic with clean rooms and rock hard beds. I got a room with 2 beds for $33. The hot water isn´t hot, and it takes 5 minutes to get lukewarm, but there are plenty of other hotels nearby if I want to move.

After I put my stuff in the room I headed to Habano´s across from the Marriott, a $2 cab ride with tip. As I got out of the cab I was instantly greeted by a tout for the Palace strip club, but I told him it was muy caro and I was not interested.

There were a dozen smoking hot girls at Habano´s, and about 5 guys. One pretty Colombiana named Joanna had me sit with her and her friends. After a while she offered to go back to the room for $100 but I refused. Eventually she offered to go for $80 but I said I will get plenty for free in P.C., so no sale. Posts from last year said prices were $30, so special thanks to all you guys so desperate for pussy that you pay any price and mess it up for those of us that like our sex for cheap.

After a few beers I was the only guy left and there were still 13 girls standing around. Finally one of Joanna´s hot friends told her she was going dancing and she was nice enough to invite me. As I was getting into the cab with three hot Colombianas the tout yelled out to me ¨I´m your friend.¨ I just smiled and climbed in the cab.

We went to a local disco playing super-loud reggaeton and I danced with a bunch of hot chicks and had a blast all night.

EDITOR'S NOTE: I certainly hope that the author or somebody else will post a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread.

[Grand Pollo]

i’m sorry for the so called gringos. i spoke several times with latin people i had met in my travels and the common feeling is that they don’t like americans at all. i’m sorry if the truth is too hard for you to accept it. we didn’t deny the holocaust like you deny the stuff you did in places like iraq. anyway this is not the place for this political issue so i’ll not comment again about this topic.


and gran pollo, i don’t know why you attack me, i was impressed with your managua knowledge but i’m disappointed with your attitude towards me.

read your offensive posts, some of which i take it were deleted by the moderator. your post in managua asking for **** girls ended any willingness for me to offer any advice for any location.

note i am not american but that did not mean that i thought your posts had any merit.

[MJG Dogs]

The lady who takes your money mentioned which days the special is available. Its something like 4 days a week. I dont remember exactly, but I do think that 3 of the days were Saturday, Sunday, Monday.

The announcer for the shows kept hyping the fact they have locations in several countries. What was it? Costa Rica, Guatemala, Panama and somewhere else. I never heard anything special about the one in Costa Rica.

Elite in San Jose is a real clip joint. I mean you had better account for every drink, every snack. They will overcharge you if you let them. Although I have seen some very fine chicas in there. I mean very very hot.

[Bartchamdo]

And finally, regarding Elite, I have been offered the all you can drink special and I'm a gringo. But I'm not sure that it's available every day.

The lady who takes your money mentioned which days the special is available. Its something like 4 days a week. I dont remember exactly, but I do think that 3 of the days were Saturday, Sunday, Monday.

The announcer for the shows kept hyping the fact they have locations in several countries. What was it? Costa Rica, Guatemala, Panama and somewhere else. I never heard anything special about the one in Costa Rica.

[MJG Dogs]

I’m sorry for the so called gringos. I spoke several times with Latin people I had met in my travels and the common feeling is that they don’t like Americans at all. I’m sorry if the truth is too hard for you to accept it. We didn’t deny the holocaust like you deny the stuff you did in places like Iraq. Anyway this is not the place for this political issue so I’ll not comment again about this topic.

Remember:

The local price was around $40.00 for a decent girl last year, but right now because of “g____r____s” the price’s almost the double.

Viel Glueck

And Gran Pollo, I don’t know why you attack me, I was impressed with your Managua knowledge but I’m disappointed with your attitude towards me.

Holocaust- Interesting choice of words, considering where the poster resides.

I will not repeat some of the choice words that I have heard to describe the poster's ethnicity, while I was traveling in the dominican republic.

[Admin]

Gentlemen,

The purpose of this Forum is to provide for the exchange of information between Men on the subject of finding Women for Sex.

Let's get back to the subject.

Thank You,

Jackson

[Pty Sexy]

I apologize myself for the hard way I made my point about the payments to hookers.

Let’s forget it and star all over again.

I prefer to be a humble man an admit my mistakes.