2005 Archived Reports

[Jimmy Tj]

If anyone was in Hong Kong Bar Tuesday night (12-27-05) around 12:30am you may have witnessed what I am about to tell you. For more detailed background history I have with this Puta (Puta means prostitute) see my posts in Mexico – General Information – Living in Mexico.

This Puta has worked in Chicago Club and Tropical Bar in the past but she has pissed off the managers and clients at both bars and can not return to work at either place. Help me get this Puta out of HK which is one of my favorite bars and get her on the street so you guys can fuck her up the ass for $20 a pop.

This Putas name in HK is Tania. She works from 8pm to 6am six days a week. She does not dance on the main stage but dances on the bar top near the front door and dances on top of the booths near the front door. She is about 5 foot 9 inches with her heels. She has black stringy hair past her shoulders, brown eyes and coffee colored skin. She has A cup tits with baby fat around her middle (she gave birth 4 months ago to her pimps baby). She only speaks Spanish. She works a lot with her sister Dulce who is a cool chick and speaks perfect English – Dulce never gave me any problems so she is cool to hang with.

Tania will ficha fuck you. Most nights around midnight you will her stumbling around HK absolutely drunk off her ass to take the pain away from her miserable Puta lifestyle. She will tell you lies about wanting to change her life, needs money for her two girls etc. and even will cry to add emphasis. It is all an act to get money out of you believe me I know from my personal experience with this Puta. This Puta has ice ruining through her veins, absolutely no love in her heart and no manners what so ever (I think she was raised by wolves or maybe pimps). She will do and say what ever she can to extract as much money out of you as possible so don’t believe a word this Puta says to you. I fucked her once when I first met her in Chicago Club, she laid there in missionary position like a fucking dead fish, no BJ, no kissing and I did not even come when I fuckced her because she is such a cold hearted Puta. She only wants her $60 dollars and does not care anything about your pleasure.

I have had an on and off relationship with this Puta for the 16 months. It has been nothing but a fucking living hell for me. I told her to get out of my life a few weeks ago. I stopped by HK Tuesday night to kill some time before I headed over to Plaza del Zapto for ladies night in bar there to try and meet real Mexican women not a Puta like her. I did not think this Puta would be working in HK since her Mom is in town for the holidays. I am sitting at the rail and the next thing I know this Puta is sitting right next to me asking me how I am. She asks me to buy her a beer and I stupidly say yes.

Over the next 3 ½ hours we drink and talk. She babbles on about how much she hates her job and wants to change her life all of which I have heard before. We go over to Miami Bar and dance for awhile. I keep asking her to go up to the hotel so I can fuck her and she keeps putting me off. Around 12:30am she says she needs a few minutes to check her cell phone and heads off over to HK. Based on our on going conversation that evening and me knowing this Puta for such a long time I know she is not going to return to me. She has a full beer sitting on the table. After about 5 minutes, she does not return to me. I am looking through the glass wall into HK and see an American client talking to her and she eventually sits down with him and he buys her a drink. After 16 months of dealing with this Putas bullshit I am in an absolute fucking rage with this Puta for not returning to me like she said to finish her beer. This was basically that last straw with this Puta after hundreds of other problems she has caused me. I need to get this fucking cancer out of my life.

I proceed to pack up my stuff and put on my sweatshirt. I grab the full beer and make my way towards the Puta and her client in HK. By the way, I have nothing against this guy who she was sitting with her, my rage was solely meant for this Puta who has fucked me over so many times in the past 16 months. I walk right up to this Puta and lean down so I am right in her face. I say FUCK YOU and stick my middle finger right in her face. I have always had really good manners with this girl and have never disrespected this girl in the past even though she has fucked my over so much. She seems really surprised by my actions and tells me to Fuck Off as well. At that point, I proceed to empty the beer on this Putas head. If she had not told me to Fuck Off I would have just walked away and went home. My rage with this Puta has been building for such a long time and I was not going to let her get away with this anymore.

After pouring the beer on this Putas head about 5 waiters grab me and push me outside into the street right in the arms of a cop. I am not fighting with the waiters or the cop but the waiters have me in a bear hug. The Puta follows us outside and comes after me throwing punches. One of the waiters grabs the Puta to keep her away from me. Once I see her I start yelling FUCKING PUTA at her about thousand times. The cop has his cuffs out and at any second is going to wrap them around my wrists and I will be taken to jail. I keep yelling FUCKING PUTA over and over again as I look at this Puta face dripping with beer. The waiters are telling me I can not act like that in the bar and she is just doing her job working there. I explain to them this Puta has be been nothing but fucking problems for me the last 16 months. Along with the cop and the waiters, Lupe who works in HK comes outside and is standing next to me. She tells the cop that the Puta is my girlfriend and that I am a good guy.

The Puta finally opens her mouth and says “I HAVE BEEN BLACKMAILING YOU FOR MONEY THE LAST 16 MONTHS” in Spanish with a big fucking grin on her face. I knew she was doing this but I finally got her to say it to me and everyone around me heard it. Once those words come out of this Putas mouth everything goes silent and the waiters and cop relax their hold on me. The waiters, the cop, Lupe and everyone on the street witnessing this now understand why I dumped the beer on this Putas head and why I am so angry. The cop after hearing what the Puta said to me says in Spanish to the waiter to tell me in English that if I leave now that I will not be arrested. I tell them that I will leave now and not be a problem. I am well liked in HK and always have good manners with everyone I encounter in TJ. All these people understand why I was so enraged with this Puta after she spoke her words. I walked around the block to catch a Taxi Libre to get back to the border. I sat in the taxi thinking I almost went to a fucking Mexican jail for this Puta. I get to my apartment at 1:30am. I am so jacked up that I do not get to sleep until 5:00am.

I do not want to go back to HK for a few months because if I see this Putas face I may flip out again and I do not want to go to jail. HK is a great bar and I am friends with many of the waiters. I will be back in a few months when things cool down for me. In the meantime if any of you go to HK and run into Tania please tell her that you are an amigo de Jimmy and tell her I say FUCK YOU PUTA. Please do not tip this girl any money and do not buy her any ficha drinks. I want this girl out of HK and working the street for $20. I wished this girl dead Tuesday night but that is an easy way out for her I would rather her live the Puta lifestyle filled with being wasted on booze and drugs and having to sell her pussy and soul to live day by day. Tell Lupe mucho gracias for me. I will tip her for saving my ass when I return to HK.

Thanks for your help and Tania – FUCK YOU PUTA!

Jimmy TJ

[Bad4URHeart]

Is Zona Norte close to any beaches. My usual monger vacation spots require 2 things beach and mongering within walking distance. Is this heard of, its very difficult to find information on hotels, any website or ANY information will help. Have been searching for a while, but I've tried every google keyword combination I can think of & cant find any info. Someone help this fellow monger.

No. La Playa is not very far away, but it isn't even close to walking distance. The only moisture to be had in TJ is in the bano, or in a chicas boca or panocha.

If you want more information on mongering in Tijuana, look on this board. If you don't find it here, Google: tj zona norte

You will find all you need to know.

[Bad4URHeart]

Avid monger over here, planning a trip to TJ end of feb/beginning of march. Never been there, figured it'll be a new pin to mark on my map. I need a descent hotel that has clean towels, shower, nice bed, max $50, ....

If you really want a decent hotel with a double room for about $50 a night, I would strongly advise you to get a hotel stateside in San Ysidro (motel 6, or the like). It is only a 5 minute walk to the border, then a 5 minute taxi ride to all the action, plus you are guaranteed to have hot running water, electricity, and a peaceful sleep.

In TJ the only really decent hotels will cost you at least $80+ per night and none of them are in the action areas. If you want to get close to the action, and you can deal with a loud noise at all hours, very sparse accommodations, sub-par environmentals you can get rooms at the Hotel Leyva. This hotel is right next to Chicago Club, and is basically in the heart of the action. Expect to pay about $40 a night. No joiner fee that I am aware of. All girls from Chicago Club will go to this hotel, and about 1/3 of the street girls will go. You might be lucky and get another bar girl with you to this hotel, but it is not likely.

One other choice in the price range in Hotel Cascadas. This is the hotel attached to Adelita Bar on the north side, and Miami/Hong Kong Bar on the south side. Not sure if they have double rooms, but the price here is also about $40 a night. All girls from Adelitas Bar will go here, and about 1/2 of the street girls will join you. I do believe they have a $5 or $10 joiner fee for each girl not they you bring up. Fucking sucks.

Do not expect rooms to be available on Friday and Saturday nights. If you need a weekend room, get it on Thursday. There are a couple of other hotels in the area that might do you as well, but the ones mentioned above would be the only ones I recommend if you have to stay in the Zona.

[Lascivious]

I checked out Luxor on a cabbies suggestion. The girls were all good looking but none of them were spectacular. Has anyone else tried it?

$55 for massage, service was negotiable.

[Lascivious]

Thanks for the info. I went and saw it for myself, it is pretty nice.

Does anyone use the booths with the girls? I have yet to see any hot ones that I would want to get with.

[Infamous1]

Is Zona Norte close to any beaches. My usual monger vacation spots require 2 things beach and mongering within walking distance. Is this heard of, its very difficult to find information on hotels, any website or ANY information will help. Have been searching for a while, but I've tried every google keyword combination I can think of & cant find any info. Someone help this fellow monger.

[Infamous1]

Avid monger over here, planning a trip to TJ end of feb/beginning of march. Never been there, figured it'll be a new pin to mark on my map. I need a descent hotel that has clean towels, shower, nice bed, max $50, usually get 2 beds in the room, 6 of us are going, need 3 rooms. I've been searching and it seems like a lot of people are willing to pay $100 or more a night. We must remember what we are, we're mongers, to get the most for the least, that also goes for the girls. Many people are being ridiculous & spending $100 on these girls when a few years ago it was unheard of for the girls to even consider asking $100. Someone help me out, any hotels any websites, anything at all will be helpful. Thanks in advance!

[Ho Down Man]

You will have a good experience if you connect with the guy and have a good chat. It is very service conscious and the girls are great. You can get all experience levels etc. Be clear about what you want and be nice. The girls are beautiful. I love them all.

Country John

Hi CJ,

Thanks for the information. I am really considering making a date with either Dulce or Mia or Tania. Who do you prefer? I was concerned about possible Rob but its pretty cool huh?

Thanks

Ho Man

[Jimbo 2]

You will have a good experience if you connect with the guy and have a good chat. It is very service conscious and the girls are great. You can get all experience levels etc. Be clear about what you want and be nice. The girls are beautiful. I love them all.

Country John

Sweet. I'll have to give them a try. I called their number listed but a lady answered and didnt speak english.

[Country John]

I saw their ad on Craigslist (teamjuanitaonline) and I was wondering if anyone had any experience w/ them?

Thanks

You will have a good experience if you connect with the guy and have a good chat. It is very service conscious and the girls are great. You can get all experience levels etc. Be clear about what you want and be nice. The girls are beautiful. I love them all.

Country John

[Bad4URHeart]

Can anyone give me the low down on the booths at HK? I read that they remodled. Has anyone gotten any good action in them? I have yet to see a girl that I would want to take up there.

HK recent remodel was a major upgrade. The first floor is the same. The second floor has been widened back about 15 feet (it is as wide as the first floor). A new bar now habits the second floor as well. A new third floor has been added, and it sets back away from the second floor, like the second does over the first floor. All the booths have been moved to the new third floor. They are about the same size as before.

Overall the total patron space in the bar has almost doubled since before the remodel. Turning out to be quite a place.

[Jimbo 2]

I saw their ad on Craigslist (teamjuanitaonline) and I was wondering if anyone had any experience w/ them?

Thanks

[Country John]

"Do you now have or have you ever had male sex organs?"

Don't be shy.

If get them in the room and give up your money it's over. The arguement is that you took them without checking.

Ask the question.

Country John

[Jimmy Tj]

Any regulars who frequent Honk Kong take a girl named Tania up to the private booths or the hotel – what and how was the experience with her? She does not dance on the main stage but I see her dancing in a booth when you walk in the front door or on the bar top. I have seen her leave to go upstairs a few times with gringos.

Does anyone know what happened to Luna who danced at Hong Kong. I have not seen her since maybe October. She was excellent upstairs and I would say she was my only GFE experience other than a few I have had at Bar Tropical. I tried to get her phone number to take her out but she had no cell phone and I have not seen her in a few months.

I saw something interesting happen at HK Friday night. During the lesbian show, the guy with the mike told a bunch of the meseros to gather at the front door. About eight meseros with their red Santa suits go outside. In a few minutes they carry in a fellow mesero who is violently fighting with them and handcuff him to the stripper pole. The two girls on stage and the other meseros proceed to strip off all his cloths so the guy is naked expect for a tank top. They cover him with shaving cream, beer and dump a couple buckets of ice on his crotch. It was total chaos and the guy did not seem to be having a good time. I ask my waiter buddy Jorge if it was the guys cumpleanos and he said no. He told me this mesero is a real d@#k to all the meseros and the girls who work at HK so they were teaching him a lesson. They finally took the handcuffs off him and he scurried away naked after 15-20 minutes of humiliation. Jorge came back and told me the guy was in the back room crying after this ordeal. It took the meseros about 10 minutes to clean the stage up after this prank. I actually felt sorry for this guy. I just discovered HK this August and I have a great time at this place I wish I ventured into HK in 2004 when I first started going to Zona Norte. If you want good service always ask for Jorge, he is a great guy and tell him Jimmy sent you.

I have to put another plug in for Bar Tropical. I have three or four GFE sessions with girls at this bar. Speaking Spanish helps a hell of a lot in this bar communicating with the girls. I always find two or three girls that I find extremely attractive here. I guess I enjoy finding the diamonds in the rough. I would say my worst sessions have all been at the McDonalds of sex Adelitas. Don’t kiss me here, don’t kiss me there, hurry up ok why don’t I just f@%k you with my credit card. I have been in TJ the last three or four nights and I will tell you that most of the hotties have fled home for Christmas and we are left with the scrubs for the next month.

Feliz Navidad,

Jimmy TJ

[Lascivious]

Can anyone give me the low down on the booths at HK? I read that they remodled. Has anyone gotten any good action in them? I have yet to see a girl that I would want to take up there.

Whats the deal with the girls on the HK side of the street? There are always way more and better looking girls on the HK side. With the big exception of Paola. I know the hotel the she works in is worse the the ones on the HK side.