2005 Archived Reports

[One Wing Low]

Was there Tuesday night about 10PM.

AB and CC both had about 1/3 of the chicas, only 1 or 2 worth second looks.

The alley has about 1/2 parasitas, mostly not so good looking. I was looking for Paola de Mexico City. She's still working but taking a day off.

I was waiting for one of the finer chicas in CC but she took too long. The guy who took her upstairs probably had a terminal case of impotence and spent the entire session praying for a miracle...

In desperation, I boinked the little girl who stands near the ice cream shop. She has a pretty face and a trim body but was very rude and seriously lacking in the feminity department. She's typical of the country girls.

The chicas from Mexico City are usually far more elegant.

Hey guys! Any idea on how this Friday will be down in TJ? Will it be dead down there? Are most the girls gone home for Christmas? I’m hoping to go this Friday night and score some action... I usally go for the street walkers but never have gone down this close to Christmas.

L8r

[FlapJacK]

Hey guys! Any idea on how this Friday will be down in TJ? Will it be dead down there? Are most the girls gone home for Christmas? I’m hoping to go this Friday night and score some action... I usally go for the street walkers but never have gone down this close to Christmas.

L8r

[QuackUp]

I lucked out and was able to leave work early to head down to Tj this past Sunday. I know Marielos from B/T wouldn't be there so I thought I would see if any of my other favorites would be there on standby.

First stop hk. Pretty slow but there was one chica who looked pretty good. She was with another guy so I bought a drink and waited for about 20 minutes before she freed up. I called her over. Her name was marianna. Tall, slim and blonde. I bought her a drink and asked if she goes upstairs. She said yes but the price would be $100 usd. I finally get hit for the $100 price tag. We talked a bit more and told her $100 was just a bit more than what I usually pay. She asked how much do I usually pay. I told her $600 mx. She said no way. I then asked, do you get the $100 from most men, her reply was yes. All I know is, right now there is no way I'am paying $100usd for just one half hour of fun.

Since no one else looked any good, I headed over to l/c. No Denise and no America. Now I'am disappointed. I thought for sure one of those two would have been there. Both give great service but oh well. I took a couple of laps but didn't see anything to my liking so off to a/b.

There were two chica that looked super fine and would have taken up, but they were both sitting with other guys. In the back of my mind I was thinking, these girls were so hot, they probably would be crummy upstairs. It didn't matter, I was horny and just the visuals would be worth it. I didn't want to wait so I headed off to b/t.

As expected, Marielos was not there. I did see a young blond cute thing and called her over for a drink. Her name was Beverly. She is 18, slim and she said she goes upstairs. After our drinks were done up we went. Nothing to write home about. No kissing on lipps and she didn't give a bj. Daty was okay and she didn't rush. Nothing great, nothing bad. It was good to get the first nut out of the way. Cost $600 mx plus room. I would not repeat.

I go back to a/b to get with one of the two hotties I saw earlier. Wouldn't you know it, now they are sitting with two other guys. I then head off to c/c. There I see a slim black hair chica. Her name is Maria. About 5'5, slim with a very pretty face. She said $60usd and wouldn't come down. I said okay and up we went. Again nothing great, nothing bad. No kissing on lipps, no daty. She gave a cbj and was able to get three positions on her. With all the other girls, I would not repeat with this one.

After this session I grab a couple of tacos which proved costly. No, I didn't get sick but after eating the tacos I headed over to a/b. As I approach the doorway, who do I see leaving for the night? You guess it. Both girls that I wanted to do. I guess there is always next time. I did take a couple of laps but saw nothing that excited me so I too then left for the night.

Sundays are usually a slow night but because of the upcoming holidays it was slower than usual but I still had a good time. I can't wait until all my favorites come back from the holidays.

Q

[Ronbos]

Can anyone suggest the best place to buy Tequilla and/or Absinth in TJ? I know the stores close to la linea are not too good. Thanks in advance for any 411.

Try the duty free store before going into Mexico. They have nice selection of the whiskey and liquors. Brand name cigarettes are $21 per carton. Twelve year old GlenLivet was $25 on the first and $8 off the second. Returning to the US you are limited to only one carton of smokes and a bottle of whiskey duty free. I think you can bring back more but you have to declare it and pay duty on the items beyond the limit.

[One Wing Low]

A monger friend, who was recently involved in an accident, needs rides to TJ for therapies weekly. Pick up point can be arranged along 5 Freeway.

he prefers leaving around 6 PM and be back by 1 AM. He will share gas expenses and his interesting mongering stories in the trip.

Please respond to a monger bro in need.

[Jimmy Tj]

Two weeks ago they closed Hong Kong on a Wednesday to start building out the second and third floors. I was there a couple times this week and the second floor now has a much larger floor space with additional 15 or so booths and a new bar in the corner. The second floor still has the male and female bathrooms and the girls changing room. On the third floor there are another eight booths and the private rooms for one on one lap dances. They still have the same crappy red/orange booths so no update to furniture.

I think they have a small group of really good looking girls that work there but there is larger majority of women I find unattractive. Many of the girls will only dance and do ficha drinks. I spoke with one girl who is from Cancun who I find very hot and she speaks really good English. She knows I am going through some relationship issues with another girl that works there. She told me never ever date a women who works in a strip/hooker bar because all they want is the money and will do whatever they need to do or say to get it. I have heard this from a few other girls before also. It is nice to hear one of these girls talk honestly every once in a while. I ended up taking this girl up to one of the private booths for a $20 two song lap dance which included french kissing and mucho touching.

Many of the girls are heading home for Christmas at the end of weekend so I expect much of the talent to be missing for the next month or so but I am sure a few local TJ girls will remain to keep the action going.

Feliz Navidad,

Jimmy TJ

[Lascivious]

Can anyone suggest the best place to buy Tequilla and/or Absinth in TJ? I know the stores close to la linea are not too good. Thanks in advance for any 411.

[Hardbarg]

2. For western guys/gals: The guys' forefinger top is shorter than the ring finger tiop. Girls have higher forefinger than ring finger.

It works on my hand. This is the most useful test I've ever heard of - if true. Any more detail on validity?

[Smut Villain]

Yeah, I can't tell either - that's the problem.

There's a rule I've used in Tijuana while I was living there (and in many ports-of-call while in the Navy), and it's never failed me:

If you have to stop for even one second and ask yourself, "is she a woman?", then don't touch it. That simple.

I guess the reason is that at this point in your life (from childhood onward) you've dealt with hundreds of women in varying contexts (strangers, friends, lovers, relatives, etc). Even if she's fat and ugly, a woman's femininity should be so obvious that there shouldn't be even the slightest question in your mind. If, upon seeing a woman, you have to pause for even a second and wonder about her then it's likely that something's not quite right.

I'd also keep in mind, however, that alcohol and/or general horniness can impair this instinct to varying degrees.

[Adventur]

Folks,

I have read about this test elsewhere

1. Adams apple: But in todays' world with fat folks this fails +ve or even -ve

2. For western guys/gals: The guys' forefinger top is shorter than the ring finger tiop. Girls have higher forefinger than ring finger.

This may not work for all cases!

In fact let us know what you find.

Gracias

Ad

[Hardbarg]

If they were trannies, they sure fooled me.

Yeah, I can't tell either - that's the problem.

[RenoGeorge]

there are some rumors that p&b has been infiltrated by trannys. can't say myself, havn't been there recently. just a heads-up.

If they were trannies, they sure fooled me. Hats off to the surgeon.

[Rider Jay]

Most of the time I stay at the Travel Lodge on the border, walk in, play, and then cab it back to the border. I did stay at the Camino Real once and it is a nice hotel. It can be a little expensive but I went on priceline and got the room for $90 per night. Although I did all my mongering in the zona, It didn't look like there'd be any problem bringing a girl up. I would take the $5 cab ride to and from downtown because it's to far to walk.

Next weekend I've booked a room at the Pueblo Amigo for $80 per night. I was told that they have girls that work the bar. Even if that not the case or if they don't look good, it's not like we don't know where to go and find plenty. I'll report what I find.

Stay safe, Rider Jay

Next weekend I

I have stayed at typically horrible places in TJ.

Can anyone suggest a girl friendly 3 Star type place.

Clean, actually has bath towels and the matress isn't living with bed bugs ?

Any comments or suggestions would be appreciated.

[Hardbarg]

I really enjoyed the strip club scene at Peanuts and Beer, and I plan to do it again.

there are some rumors that p&b has been infiltrated by trannys. can't say myself, havn't been there recently. just a heads-up.

[Country John]

Eons ago, a taxi driver told me about semi-pros who takes guys in their aprtments.

Didn’t have the time to take a look, but does anyone have info on this arena ?


Thanks CJ for the hotel advice, i just may go since I am meeting a group down there.

Yeah, a bud of mine was almost murdered in one after he was robbed and beaten senseless by the girls BF and a few of his friends. Lost everything.

If you do not have considerable experience and contacts in Tijuana, if you do not know the girl personally, NEVER go to her place.

Although the majority are legit, many are not and you do not need the problem. Stick to what you already know and develope your contacts over time. NEVER go to a place that is away from the Zona.

Understand that while Mexico is a beautiful country with fabulous women, the players in this game are aware that you make more money in a week than most do in a month in Mexico. Getting you is a game many of them play on various scales. From the maseros who clip you in the bars to the guys laying in wait who want everything.

Country John