2005 Rio de Janeiro Reports

[Forzanat]

I read some report and my question is : Where are the best beaches and safe night life I can found in Brazil? Of couse where also can find a lot of good beautiful girls white or black with nice attitude. I am a Italian guy.

I am going to spend two weeks on there but I need name of places.

Thanks a lot.

Dave

[Sal Dali]

I'll go one step better:

I'm betting that by June, the Real will be at or very close to 2.50. I also think that Brazil will work diligently to get it stable somewhere around 2.75-2.85. A this point growth will balance with trade.

I'm not a big L'uomo fan . .. but I'd go for free admission!

SD

I'll bet you that the real is lower in June than it is today. How about loser pays for entrance to L'uomos (or the equivalent)?FT

[Full Throttle]

From what I have read on Brazil's economy, it looks strong and vibrant and the $R may strengthen. I think Lula and his admin. would to finish the yr w/strong economic numbers therefore he will not intervene in weakening the $R.

Okay, I'll bet you a quarter you are wrong.

I'll bet you that the real is lower in June than it is today. How about loser pays for entrance to L'uomos (or the equivalent)?

"Real" industrial exports are down in volume, largely caused by the valuation of the currency. It's gone up against the dollar recently, but WAY up against most other currencies, including the euro and the pound. I think it's due for a correction.

How about entrance and one beer. Plus, I'll pay for the room if you take three girls.

FT

[Starfe]

Someone talking about me?

[Comgo]

Comgo

The day when you'll report, as Sperto did since the very beginning of this board, about Macapa, Belem, Porto Velho, Sao Luis, Manaus, Santarem, Rio Branco, Goiania, Palmas, Cuiaba, Vitoria, Belo Horizonte, ect, you'll have ALL our respect.

Till this day, why don't you take your unispired and unadventurous fat white bread fed ass out of Copacabana tourists ' spots and show us, as Sperto, that you're a GREAT added-value contributor to this Brasil board ?

Pro, am I posting in those sections? Last I checked, genius, this is the Rio section and I post about Rio. I don't care about those places since I'm sure most of it would show me why this is considered a third world country even more than the uneducated people and smelly streets of Rio do. Why don't you take your needless comment to me and shove it since you're adding nothing to the board by making it. You think I need your respect, little man? "Uninspired and unadventurous fat white bread fed ass"--yeah, you know me really well, smart guy. Let me repeat for your mentally challenged self to better understand, I've posted a lot of useful, current information for the section that I'm posting in, I don't need to show YOU anything.

[Sal Dali]

You're to be congratulated for correctly defining the direction of the movement towards Jan 1. You were absolutely right.

However, I'll go on record predicting that we're at the bottom now. I'm going to guess no lower than 2.15 and is more likely to close the year near 2.25. If we break 2.15, then the floor won't be 2.11, it will be 2.00. At that, Brazil will have to recognize that their currency is in severe international trouble and they will have to move aggresively to weaken the Real.

Now, that's my opinion. It is NOT a truth or something that anyone should use to SELL EVERYTHING THEY OWN THAT IS BRAZILIAN.

(I'm just glad that I got many thousands of reais back when I could exchange at 4:1)

SD

I predicted back in June that the exchange rate will hit 2.11 and I have 21 days left for correct prediction.

[Prosal]

Maybe if you pulled your little head out of your pussy, you'd realize everyone knows about the middle of nowhere places in Brazil, but don't care to venture there for various reasons.

Comgo

The day when you'll report, as Sperto did since the very beginning of this board, about Macapa, Belem, Porto Velho, Sao Luis, Manaus, Santarem, Rio Branco, Goiania, Palmas, Cuiaba, Vitoria, Belo Horizonte, ect, you'll have ALL our respect.

Till this day, why don't you take your uninspired and unadventurous fat white bread fed ass out of the Copacabana tourists spots and show us that you could also be a respected added-value contributor to this Brasil board ?

[Comgo]

Sorry but I flat out do not go out with unattractive women. I am an expert negotiator when I so choose. I do not choose to be most times I go to Help and still pay between R$150 and R$250 for all night (rarely do I request a couple hours and even when I do they usually stay the night) which usually means 3:00+ PM the next afternoon. The girls who agree to R$150 I usually give $R200 anyway. Sorry but those are the facts, Jack.

Obviously, Jack, we have different taste. There are only 3-4 girls at Help on its best night that I would consider even attractive, and those girls are asking 400-500R for short time with other guys. I actually got the ones I went with for less than that, but not 150R for TLN. I know quite well what can be had at your price levels, I don't consider it attractive. If you've been to Help a lot recently like you say, we can discuss the people and prices in depth with specifics (names of girls/descriptions that are very specific about which girl that's there every night that I'm talking about) if you want.

[BuleDaddy]

Help is a waste of time. The hoze there like to compete on how bad they can play a gringo. The Sweet Sistahz from Salvadore are the exception at Help, and they are all very sweet but camera shy.

Never pay a model or enterprising beach ho up front or the place will end up like Angeles City, PI. You will have the worst play in your life or she will watch TV. I had to send a couple of garotas on their way w/cabfare that were insistent on me committing to 1-2-3 hrs and wanting the money up front!! Always call another agency for the replacement because they will say they are sending another one but they will not. Nice things happen when two show up anyway, especially from different agencies. They will work you very good. No lesbian stuff, just lots of garota toungue, tits, soft nail scratching, sucking and boinking, almost competavely..

I have never seen such well built, cool, georgeous, hot blooded women in my life. If I had a genie in a bottle to give me any woman I wanted I could not have come up with what the Agencies sent or that I got off Ipanema, Copa, or Bobs Burgers patio. (check those ID's!!!!). WOW!!!

[Liucio]

I needed money today and I refused to except the 2.17 that was offered. I am here up North and I am sure there are better offers in Rio or S.P.

I was in Barbarella' s last week, almost there till closing and could not a below the offer of $R300 at 2am.
I had a drink with a guy at MAB's and he's " these bitches are crazy" referring to price. He was at the HELP tables and could not get below $R200 for what he estimates was an 8.

I predicted back in June that the exchange rate will hit 2.11 and I have 21 days left for correct prediction.

From what I have read on Brazil's economy, it looks strong and vibrant and the $R may strengthen. I think Lula and his admin. would to finish the yr w/strong economic numbers therefore he will not intervene in weakening the $R.
Don't forget that Jan 1, there will be an increase in prices through Brasil's economy. So expect to pay between 7-10% more on anything purchased on Brasilian soil.
If the US economic numbers show no progress $US(dollar) will weaken further. (US# will b released next wk, Wallstreet Journal).

Prepare to more when u step off the plane.
Prepare to pay more when you paid 4 the strap on ( Garota Banging U).

Don't forget she is now paying more for soap, bus tariff, perfume, hair extentions. So she has to pass on the cost to U.

So all you Ball'as r now getting what you wished 4. (Vegas Rates)

As far as encouraging the cats 2 come up here and ruin my shit, please don't.
Leave them packed at the help tables.

I love this atmosphere and the ambience.
As far as the garota yelling "HELP" and having the guy arrested.
I have had 2 garotas threaten 2 call the policia if I didn't pay more.
We had an agree price and the next morning she renigged on the agreement.
And refused to leave my apartment. I did not want the hassle of the policia. The girl will win all the time.

Not paying much here because I have non pay friend.

Love the weather and the ass.
Don't forget I am caring the water 4 the forum

[Exec Talent]

ET, I posted about the joke of an exchange rate Help is now giving last week. I wanted to address something else that I've been noticing a lot on this board. A lot of people are talking about getting girls for TLN for 150R or even 200R from Help. For the people who haven't been here or haven't been here in a while, these are almost certainly not attractive girls at least not to me. I saw which girls can be pulled for that amount and I wouldn't do most of them for free unless I was drugged, drunk, and blindfolded. I actually speak Portuguese and can pass for Brazilian for moments. I bargain like it's a duty and unlike the people that can't speak this language well, I make jokes and can be witty. I'm saying these things for the people who are going to say I don't bargain well or the girls don't like me, etc. I've also confirmed that what I'm saying is right when I see a lot of the photos in the photo gallery. Don't plan on pulling any attractive girls for 150-200R for TLN nowadays.

Sorry but I flat out do not go out with unattractive women. I am an expert negotiator when I so choose. I do not choose to be most times I go to Help and still pay between R$150 and R$250 for all night (rarely do I request a couple hours and even when I do they usually stay the night) which usually means 3:00+ PM the next afternoon. The girls who agree to R$150 I usually give $R200 anyway. Sorry but those are the facts, Jack.

[Sal Dali]

Dec. 7 (Bloomberg) -- Brazilian President Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva said the government will make certain the nation's currency weakens as a 22 percent gain against the dollar this year threatens export growth.

``Certainly our economic policy will ensure the real reaches a normal value,'' Lula said in a radio interview from Brasilia. ``We will work to make it reach a balanced level without any miracle.''

The president said the central bank's efforts to reverse the currency's rise through purchases of U.S. dollars have been offset by inflows of export revenue. The central bank has bought dollars almost daily since September and lowered the benchmark lending rate three times, reducing the attractiveness of returns on the nation's fixed-income assets.

The real fell 0.2 percent to 2.1805 per dollar at 10:32 a.m. New York time from 2.1755 per dollar late yesterday. The currency has climbed 64 percent gain since Lula took office on Jan. 1, 2003.

``The government has clearly identified an imbalance in the exchange rate,'' Vasarhelyi, head of currency trading at ING's Groep NV's Brazil unit, said in a telephone interview from Sao Paulo. ``It will act to avoid excesses.''

Currency to Fall

The central bank sales will likely weaken the currency to 2.25 reais per dollar by year-end, reversing a rally that would probably lead to a rate of 2 reais per dollar this year had the central bank not started intervening, Vasarhelyi said.

``The central bank's presence is there to stay,'' Vasarhelyi said. ``It's a big enough player to affect the currency in the medium run.''

Lula also said the central bank will lower interest rates at a pace that won't spark inflation and that the country must keep spending in check to reassure investors the government will keep paying its debt.

Brazil's economy will grow at a ``much stronger'' pace next year as slowing inflation will allow central bankers to bring interest rates down further, Lula said.

``It's expected that we are heading toward lower interest rates and that there will be an adjustment in the exchange rate,'' said Flavio Farah, head of treasury at WestLB AG in Sao Paulo.

Central bankers have lowered the benchmark lending rate 1.25 percentage points to 18.5 percent over the past three months in a bid to shore up economic growth.

The Brazilian economy expanded 1 percent from a year earlier in the third quarter, the slowest pace in almost two years, after interest rates that rose to a two-year high in September crimped spending by consumers and companies.

Brazil's industrial output stagnated for a second straight month in October. Output rose 0.4 percent in October from a year earlier, compared to a 5.6 percent average in the past two years, the government's statistics agency said in Rio de Janeiro today.

[Comgo]

If you pull your big head out of your ass you would understand that I only gave a suggestion of how to make your holiday nicer.

Maybe if you [Deleted by Admin], you'd realize everyone knows about the middle of nowhere places in Brazil, but don't care to venture there for various reasons.

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[Sperto]

Yes, I always like getting 10 different vaccines and malaria medicine to chase some "bundas". You like it here, great, let us have our opinion. Stop being a nazi.

If you pull your big head out of your ass you would understand that I only gave a suggestion of how to make your holiday nicer.

[Comgo]

"Been there, done that"?

Widen your horizons! It might come like a shock to some of you, but Brazil is more than Copacabana, Rio or São Paulo. A huge country with so much to discover and so many bundas to be conquered.

If Rio gets boring there are so many other options, Nordeste, Amazonas etc...
New surroundings, cheaper, different food, nicer beaches and different girls with nicer attitude.

Even though I travelled through all the Brazilian states I still feel that there are more to discover and experience in Brazil. The more off the beaten track the more fun I usually get. I never felt "been there, done that". The case would be different if I limited my playground to Copacabana. Meia Pataca, Help, Balcony and termas ain't that exciting.

Yes, I always like getting 10 different vaccines and malaria medicine to chase some "bundas". You like it here, great, let us have our opinion. Stop being a nazi.