2005 Rio de Janeiro Reports

[Young & Restless]

Today was going to be a difficult day, because I had already made up my mind that I was going to take the Carioca up on her offer to go do something tonight. I was also getting tired of having to make up excuses to the Paulista & Carioca as to why I could not do anything on whichever night. If I were going to be in Rio for 2-weeks or even 10-days, I could have kept going out with both of these girls, but 7-days was not enough time for me.

I was starting to like the Carioca girl more than the Paulista, because she was much sweeter and easy going. She did not speak English, where as the Paulista spoke it perfectly. There are some major pros and cons with having a girl that does or does not speak English. If I had a choice, I would prefer that the girl not speak very much English. That may sound crazy to some of you, but that’s just my preference.

I decided on this day when the Paulista came back to the hotel, I was going to tell her that I was going out on a date with another girl that I had met earlier on in the trip. Was this a mistake? Yes it most definitely was, but at the time that is what my gut told me to do.

At this point, I am feeling kind of shitty and could not believe that I was actually having a conversation like this while I was on vacation in Rio. We sat down at one at one of the kiosk and I explained to her what was going on. I was really expecting her to just tell me that I was no good, not really her type anyway, blah blah blah… but instead she got a little emotional. This days was going so shitty…

I wanted to leave the kiosk, so I asked her if she wanted to go for a walk. I felt bad because I had been spending a lot of time with this girl and had a good time with her. We walked about three blocks back behind the Marriott on Av. Atlantica and from there, almost all of the way to the end of Copacabana in the direction of Barbarella. I saw plenty of shady characters during this little stroll and at one point had to laugh at something the Paulista said. It was obvious that we were a little ways off the beaten path and I was getting some hard stares from several people that we were passing. We were coming upon a group of about 5 or 6 guys just standing around watching everyone walking by them. As we approached them the Paulista said quietly to just keep walking past these guys, because they may be trouble. No sooner did we pass them up and she turned around and said, “I see what it is now. They’re not trouble… they’re gay”. The way she said it was really funny.

My advice in situations where you are getting unwanted looks from people while you’re just walking around Rio or whatever, is to look these guys right in their eyes and let them see that they do not intimidate you. You don’t have to look at them like you are challenging them to a fight, but be sure that they can see that you are not nervous or intimidated. Don’t just walk past them like you have tunnel vision and pretend they are not there. I know this pretty basic advice, but it has been effective for me.

Anyway, at sometime during this long and sweaty walk with the Paulista, she must have pulled an old Jedi mind trick on me. Not only had I changed my mind about going out with the Carioca girl that night, I also offered to take the Paulista to go eat at the Outback (she hinted at going to eat there the day before). This could not have been any more opposite of my intentions at the beginning of the day.

We went back to the hotel so she could shower and I called the Carioca girl to let her know that I had made other plans for the night. She asked what they were and I could only think of telling her that we were planning on having a guy’s night out. Very lame excuse, but that’s the only thing I could think of to say.

Corey was shocked when I told him how my day went and what my dinner plans were, so he said he was going to arrange for some company.

We got to the Outback and I was suddenly reminded of home. They gave us one of those pagers to hold on to until a table was available. We sat down at a big table next to the bar with other people that were waiting. Next to us were two Brazilian businessmen that started a conversation. After about ten minutes they traded pagers with us and let us have their table. They seemed pretty cool. Once our table was ready they both handed the Paulista their business cards. I never said anything about it, but once we were seated the Paulista pulled out their cards and tore them up. She said that the guys were trying to flirt with her and I felt like they were too, but to me they both looked kind of goofy so it wasn’t a big deal. I grabbed the torn cards and jokingly told her that I was going to return them to the guys. She quickly grabbed my arm and said that would cause problems. Sometimes I’m taken way too seriously… jeez.

This dinner and the rest of my time with this girl was really a lot of fun. Throughout my time with her, she would always answer any questions that I wanted ask about Brazil. This girl was very direct and she never offered me any candy-coated response to my questions. The only thing that annoyed me was that so many times she would allude to discussing politics. Personally I would rather jack-off with a handful of kosher salt than discuss politics in a foreign country.

We finished at the restaurant and another thing about this girl that I appreciated was that she would always pull out her purse and take out money to pay for her own food and taxis. I would never dream of letting her do that. Finally I asked her to stop and explained to her that where I am from it is normal etiquette for the guy to pay for these things. Still, I appreciated the gesture.

We went back to the hotel and as soon as I closed the door my phone was ringing. It was Guilherme calling and he said that we would be leaving to go to the Nuth in 10-minutes. I was ready, but the girl needed to change clothes, put make-up on…women. I told him that we would take a cab there and find them in the club. Corey decided to take off with Guilherme and the other three people that were with them.

Finally, she is ready and we get on our way. I must admit that most of the time that this girl was with me she did not wear make-up, but she did tonight and she was a knockout. This taxi ride on the way to Nuth was one of the worst parts of my entire trips. I had never been to the Nuth before, so I had no idea what to expect, no idea how to get there, nothing. I only knew that it was in Barra da Tijuca and supposed to be the best club to go to in Rio on Wednesday nights.

We had been riding for about 15-minutes or so and all of a sudden the Paulista started talking to the driver and had a confused look on her face. After they stopped talking I saw her crack her window and look up for a second. I noticed that when she looked up, her eyes were watery. I asked her what was going on and she said that everything was ok; she just had something in her eye. I told her to tell me the truth and she said that it really was nothing and everything was going to be fine. In the meantime, we were driving through all kinds of tunnels (just like the one that you go through on your way to your hotel from the airport). When we weren’t driving through a tunnel, it was like we were driving on the dark side of a mountain. Pitch black, no lights, no other traffic, nothing. If I did not know any better, I would say that we were on our way to a favela.

I looked over at the girl and said, “We’re about to get robbed, aren’t we?” She said that she was not sure, but said at this point it was very possible. I asked her if we did get robbed was I looking at just getting my ass kicked and having my money taken. She said for me that would probably be the only thing that would happen, but for her it would definitely be much worse than that. I could not believe what I had gotten myself into. For the first time ever, I felt threatened in Rio and did not know what to do about the situation.

I asked the Paulista if we should tell him to stop his car at the first sign of civilization and find another taxi. She said that it was too late for that. I didn’t think so, but she knows Brazil better than I do so I didn’t push the issue. All kinds of crazy thoughts were going through my head, but I decided to sit back and see where this ride took us. Finally, we start to see the city. Just when I was starting to feel a whole lot better, he pulls into a gas station on Av. Alda Garrido (I think). He said something to the Paulista, popped the hood, got out of the car and called the attendant over to where he was standing. I could not see anything they were doing from the backseat and I felt like they were trying to conspire about something. The Paulista said that she was going to go inside and ask the clerk how far we were from the Nuth.

We both got out of the car and the driver said something to her while we were walking. She told him that we were going inside to by something to drink. The clerk told her that the Nuth was less than 2-minutes away and that was music to my ears.

The driver took us to this shanty looking building that did not look anything like the picture of the club that I saw on the internet. There were lots of people standing outside and I wanted to get out of this cab, so I thought we would sort out the details latter. Turns out that the only reason that this driver pulled into this gas station was so that he could beef-up his fair a little…

While we were standing in line, the Paulista said the reason that she first got upset while we were in the cab was because she asked the driver why he did not turn on the main avenue that everyone uses to go to Barra da Tijuca and he told her that it was not safe at night. She said that she did not believe him because she could tell that he was high on something. I also thought that he looked like he was high when I saw him in good light at the gas station, so her story sounded believable. The important thing was that nothing happened. I still felt edgy though and just wanted to get inside of whatever in the hell club we where at and find the rest our party. Not so much that I wanted to see them so bad, but I did not want to have to deal with this taxi bullshit again to get back to the hotel.

I noticed this line was not moving one bit and I asked the Paulista to find out what was going on. She was talking to everyone at this place. Within 15-minutes I knew that the first 4 people in line were Brazilian, the guy behind them was Portuguese and the most recent arrivals were from Ireland and Australia. I could not have cared less. I asked her what it was going to take to get us inside of this club. She said the staff is telling her that tonight is a private party for only gold members and people on the guest list. This night was starting to suck so bad. I asked her what if I gave the guy at the entrance a R$ 50 “handshake” and she said he would almost for sure let us in. She said not to do that yet, because she was going to get us into this place. I had a R$ 50 ready in case she was unsuccessful. After about 10 more minutes, to my surprise not only did this girl get us into the club, but she also got the two Irish guys and Australian girl inside as well. She was on a roll with her Jedi mind tricks today.

FYI, if you decide to come here be sure to bring a copy of your passport with you. The Paulista said the staff told her that if any of us did not have a copy with us, we would not be allowed inside.

When you first walk inside, they will take your passport copy and register you into their database. Then they will issue you a type of credit card that you will use at the bar to purchase drinks. The Paulista said that the people in the line told her that my entrance fee would be R$ 50 and a portion of this included drinks.

We get inside the club itself and now everything looks familiar. The inside of the Nuth looks exactly like it does on their website. This place was nice once you got inside. There are basically three sections. The first is the lounge area when you first walk in. It has some places where you can sit down and a bar over on the left. The theme of this club is like Tahitian or something like that. There were several Tikki torches, palm trees, bamboo things, etc. The second section is the upstairs area. There is one pool table and restrooms in the back and a restaurant/bar that overlooks the Tikki area. My biggest complaint about this place is the third section. The dance area… This was the smallest of the three sections and had at least 100X’s more people in it then the other two combined. The dance floor was so small that I had to wonder if there was even enough room for my penis (j/k). I’ve been to strip clubs where the main stage was bigger than this dance floor. It was so crowded in this area that you have to walk right through people.

The good things about this club… it was packed with beautiful, hot Brazilian chics. I mean hot. I was told already by Guilherme on my last trip to Rio that there is semi-pro action here, no doubt. He said that on more than one occasion, he has been there, talked to some fine girls, danced and had a few drinks when she asked him for some money. I was looking closely at these girls and there were several of them grouped together in one of the corners of the dance floor that I am almost certain were working. They really had some hot girls in here.

If you can’t speak Portuguese, I would say forget about picking up a chic at this place. Also, leave your Help tactics back at Help. Once inside, you will see what I mean. But if you can speak Portuguese, dance good, dress nice and have some game, your chances of picking up a beautiful chic at this club are a thousand times better than they would be if you saw her at a club in the U.S. The chics here looked more classy and I’ll say it one more time… mega hot!! I was disappointed that I saw almost no Americans here, mostly European guys and Brazilian girls. Go there and represent!!

Nuth Lounge
Av. Armando Lombardi, N° 999
Barra da Tijuca
Rio de Janeiro - RJ - Brasil 22640-020
http://www.nuth.com.br/
email: nuth@nuth.com.br
fax: 011 (55 21) 3153 – 8595

It would be smart to try to do some research in advance to see if they were going to have some kind of bullshit VIP party on the night you go there. I’ve heard that Wednesday’s are the days to go. Don’t do like I did and show up after midnight. If you are a single guy, I think you would stand a much better chance on getting inside if you show up around 9pm. I was told that their entry system is to first allow entry to couples, then single girls (which seem to be based on appearance) and last, but not least… single guys. Maybe get your hotel to send them an email or a fax a few days in advance saying that you are a prestigious guest of their hotel and the hotel has recommended the Nuth to you, because they want you to go somewhere that you will have a good time and be very impressed. You know, some kind of b/s like that. I don’t know if it would really help, but I’m just trying to think of suggestions to get your name on their VIP list if they have one on the night you decide to go.

Meanwhile, I made two rounds in this club, but saw no sign of my friends. This really sucked, because it was becoming more of a reality to me that I was going to have to take another taxi back to the hotel instead of getting a ride back with them.

We stayed here for about 2 ½ hours and during that time I had two beers. My drive for fun had pretty much disappeared once I realized that meus amigos were not here. I was not in the mood to drink or dance, I already had a gorgeous girl that was going back to my hotel with me, my friends weren’t there, it was late and I was tired so I wanted to leave.

We walked up to the cashier booth to turn in our cards. The Paulista starts talking to the cashier and after a few more seconds they start arguing with each other. The Paulista told me the cashier said, “For you (the Paulista) it will be R$ 20 – 30, but for the foreigner it will be R$ 80.” The Paulista said, “I cannot believe that she said that to me exactly like that. It will be R$ 80 for the FOREIGNER.” I told her don’t worry about it, because we are not stupid, we just don’t speak Portuguese. I told her that we all know that they try to rip us off when there is not a posted price, a menu, etc. She was still furious and said that things like this will hurt the tourism in Brazil. It was a good point, but I see it differently. Things like that won’t impact tourism, only the vendor. We’re coming to Brazil come hell or high water.

And now, the moment that I had been dreading once I realized that my friends weren’t there… time to take a taxi back to the hotel. It may seem like I’m making a big deal about this, but the taxis in Rio are really a big rip-off at nighttime and the ride on the way there was still lingering in the back of my mind.

We stood outside and there were about 6-taxis lined up waiting. The Paulista said, “Look at them. Which face do you trust the most?” Truthful answer was none of the above. They all looked like thieves to me. I decided to choose the oldest looking man there.

We didn’t have any problems getting back to the hotel and thankfully there were not any hiccups along the way. Once we were back in the room I called Corey’s room to see why we did not see them at the Nuth and he said that they would not let them in the club. Corey was with two Brazilians and two other Americans; I guess they would not let them in because they already had too many single guys there. They left the Nuth and went to Bombar and Melt, but he said that it was a sausage fest at both places and did not stay long at either one.

I was way too tired to have any fun before I went to sleep, so after I hung up the phone it was lights out. I would have to say that this whole day was at the bottom of my list for having fun on this trip. It was not all bad, but I would have had a much better time if we just would have stayed at the hotel after we got back from the Outback.

[Young & Restless]

Little did I know that this morning would be my last moment of fun with the Paulista. After we finished, I told her that we were going to eat lunch at Cervantes and invited her to come with us. Before we went to bed last night I explained to the Paulista that tonight was going to be my last night in Rio and Corey and I were going to go to a bar later. She asked if she could come too, but I told her to come back to the hotel after 10pm and we could all go do something then.

The weather was nice, unlike most of the other days so we decided to walk to Cervantes. So far, things were going a 100x’s better today than they were yesterday. I was really enjoying the walk until we got about one or two blocks away from Cervantes.

We proceeded to cross the street when all of a sudden some nasty old crack head lady ran up to us and started acting like a freak. In one hand she had this gross looking bottle of old beer and in the other hand she had about two or three reis. We just kept walking, but this lady kept begging the Paulista. Finally, I took her the Paulista’s arm and brought her to my other side. The last thing I heard her say was, “I’m handling this!” As soon as she said that, everything went into slow motion. My head slowly turned away from the Paulista and back to the old lady. Once this nasty old crack head had clean shot at my face, she stuck her fingers up my nose!!

It was so disgusting, because the smell of her fingers was beyond rancid. I can’t really think about it too much more or I will throw up, but the smell was like she had been playing with herself all day and had not bathed all month.

After she took her fingers out of my nose, she raised her hand in the air and acted like she was going to collapse on the street. While all of this was going on I looked up to find my good buddy Corey standing safely across the street watching from a spectator’s distance. I told him later that at the next sign of any problem it would be everyman for himself. My main concern would be my own safety and to find the quickest way possible to get myself out of whatever the situation might be… Not that he could have really done anything to help here, but it was like he was in a race with Carl Lewis to get across the street.

Meanwhile, the Paulista and I kept walking across the street and she had a damn good idea. She said walk fast into that drug store, they will not let her inside there. The store employees must have been watching the whole time because they had about three employees standing at the store entrance. It reminded me of that part in The Saint where Elisabeth Shue was running to the American Embassy. Once we got inside of the store, I turned around to see what this lady was doing and she was standing in the middle of the street with her shirt lifted over her head showing off a pair of down right nasty toe-pointers. I felt sorry for the people walking by, but sorrier for myself because I was on my way to lunch, plus I was beginning to wonder if I would ever be able to get wood again after seeing that site.

Once we were inside the Paulista said that if the old lady would not leave, the store would call the police and they would beat the shit out of her for sure. She did not deserve anything like that; I just wanted her to get the hell away. I asked where the restroom was and the store manager pointed over to it. I went inside and what do you know… no soap in the dispenser. Wonderful. I went inside the ladies restroom and he was kind of making a big deal about it, but that was not going to stop me. I shoved so much liquid soap up my nose it almost made me choke. When he saw what I was doing he left and came back with an alcohol pad. That was just what the doctor ordered. Although it burned like a motherfucker, I pushed it so far back into my nose I could damn near feel my throat.

While we were at Cervantes, conversation switched from the clubs last night to what just happened with that strung out lady. The Paulista told me that after that lady pulled her fingers out of my nose, she was trying to do macumba on me while she had her hands in the air and was lowering herself to the ground. I asked her what in the hell is macumba and she said that it meant voodoo in English. I’m not into hokey things like that, but she started telling us some other second hand stories about people who had some pretty bizarre experiences with macumba or voodoo. I’ll admit some of her stories where pretty freaky, but I was way more concerned with catching tuberculosis from that lady or something else like that rather than having a spell caste upon me.

We left Cervantes and decided to walk back to the hotel. Everything was cool until we got back on Av. Atlantica and some guy was trying to sell us a watch that was obviously stolen. We told him no a few times and he keeps trying to sell this thing to us, finally the Paulista tells him in Portuguese that we don’t want the watch and to stop asking us if we want it. The guy got pissed-off and now he drops back a few steps behind us and is following us. There was nothing intimidating about this guy, but the Paulista kept saying that he could have a knife.

We were approaching a sidewalk café and I asked Corey and the Paulista if they wanted to go inside and have a beer and see if the guy would leave. Once we got inside, we all sat down and this guy is like standing right at the entrance. I thought it was funny, because there were no doors or anything, but there was like an invisible barrier that this guy would not cross. He just stood there looking inside. After a few minutes, the Paulista got up from the table and starts talking to the manager (?) and some of the restaurant staff. As soon as I noticed that she was talking to all of those people, I also noticed that the guy had disappeared. Personally, I thought things were blown just a little too far out of proportion, but she was nervous and drinking a cold beer sounded pretty good to me.

Once she realized that the guy had left, she came back to the table and said let’s leave. We were still waiting on our beers, but she said, “Please let’s just leave now and you can drink a beer back at the hotel”… jeez.

We got back to the hotel and she got her things from my room and said that she would be back at 10pm. Corey and I drank two beers at the bar and headed to Centaurus. We got there at 6:30 or so and the place was packed. The girls were gorgeous, but the guy-to-girl ratio was noticeably higher than the other times that I had been there. There were three girls that I had my eye on and the girl that sat down with me was not one of them, but she would not take the hint. Finally, I saw one of the 3 girls that I had been watching and she was standing alone near the dancing area. She was not my first pick of the three, but was still hot. She was about 5’7”, bottled blond hair, had a smokin’ ass and was wearing a pink bikini. I just got up and walked over to her and asked if she wanted to go upstairs. She said yes, but had to go check on room availability. She said it would be about 20-30 minutes before a room would be available… Damn!! First time this has ever happened to me in Centaurus. I was tired of all the smoke in the Boite, so I told her that I wanted to wait in the relax room. The girl that was sitting with me in the Boite saw us sitting together in the relax room and gave me a major go to hell look (sorry babe). After about 15-minutes a room was available. This girl was such a giver. Gave an unforgettable bbbj and worked it on top. This was one of the few times that I finished in less than half of the allowed time. We went at it again, but I was pretty much out of steam to be able to finish. The girl gets a big “E” for effort though.

I met Corey back in the boite and went back to the locker room to change. I forgot to mention on our previous visit to Centaurus, I got a phone number from a really sexy chic and she quoted me a good price for all night. I can’t remember exactly what it was, but it was along the same lines of a girl from Help. By the time we got to the locker room that day, I had sort of forgotten about her giving me her number. Once I did remember it, the lady in the locker room had already taken my robe so I went to her basket and felt inside the pockets of the top two or three robes. She obviously knew what I was looking for and started taking out all of the robes and was checking the pockets. I told her not to worry about it, but you could tell that she felt like it was her fault. Well, on this night while we were in the locker room on our way out, she comes up to me and hands me about three phone numbers that were all written down on little scraps of paper… without names! LOL!! It was a nice gesture, but I never called any of them.

We left Centaurus and went back to the hotel. It was about 10:15 and there was no sign of the Paulista, so we went upstairs to the bar and got a table overlooking the lobby. After about 10-minutes I saw her walk in and I went to meet her downstairs. Corey said he was going up to his room to change and would call my room when he was ready.

I was totally surprised when I saw the Paulista, because standing behind her were three guys that I had never seen before. She introduced these guys to me and said that she met them after she left earlier and invited them to go out with us tonight, because it was there first time/night in Rio and they didn’t know anyone or where to go. I can sympathize with these guys, but I did not know them and already had too many unpleasant run-ins on this trip. Quite honestly, I was a little offended that she did not even ask me if those guys could hangout with us. I’m now in a quandary, because now all eyes are on me and there is a little uncomfortable silence in the air.

I asked them if they could wait a few minutes while I talk to the Paulista in my room. We got up to my room and I called Corey and told him the news. He said that he would take a rain check and was going to call a girl from a few days ago to come stay with him. At this point, there was no doubt that I would not be going with the Paulista. I told her that I was too tired to do anything else that night. She became furious and gave me a cussing that my ears are still burning from. I never heard from her again on the trip, but I really did not feel like I was to blame for what happened. For her to cuss me out was really going too far, but no girl from Sao Paulo could ever be cool (j/k)…

After the Paulista stormed out of my room, I picked up the phone and called the Carioca girl. She said that she had already made plans with her friend, but told me to call back in 30-minutes and she would tell me if she could still come. I told Corey everything that was going on and he told me that his girl was on her way to the hotel. I told him that if the Carioca girl does come to the hotel, he cannot answer his phone or his door for any reason.

I called the Carioca girl back and she said that her friend wanted to know if Corey was at the hotel (I saw that one coming). I told her that he went out with some other friends and I had no idea when he would be back. She basically said that if Corey was at the hotel, both she and her friend would come together, but she did not want to sell out her friend since they made plans already.

It’s amazing how the tables can turn in so little time. Earlier that day, I thought I was set and now I had to start from scratch. Oh well… what better place to be in that position than Rio…

At this time it was a little too late to go to a terma, so I was debating on going to Help or Barbarella. Ultimately, the higher prices, extra fees and whiskey kept me away from Barbarella, so Help it was.

I really was not dead set on bringing back a chic, because it had only been a few hours since I was at Centaurus, so that made it easier for me to be picky. I bought a six-pack worth of beer tickets and found me a spot on the corner of the island bar, kicked back and watched the show. I was approached by a few girls that I would have been embarrassed to bring back to my hotel. I have found that the best way to make them leave is to avoid speaking any Portuguese with them and just act totally confused anytime they say something to you. They’ll leave after a few seconds. One girl came up to me and she did not look at all Brazilian, turned out she was from Argentina. Talking with her was a little difficult, because her Portuguese was not very good and she could not understand my Spanish. I would have taken this girl back to my hotel just to see how an Argentina rates against a Brasilera in the sack, but her body was not quite good enough. A little while later, some girl walked in front of me and stuck her tongue out. I asked her if I knew her and she leaned towards me and said, “Barbarella”. Sure enough, it was the girl that quoted me R$ 350 a few nights earlier and now she was in Help. Does anyone know how it works at Barbarella? I guess they can just come and go as they please.

I was probably on beer #4 and I saw a really hot chica dancing a few feet in front of me. She had unbelievable tits, a great ass and one of those Brazilian smiles that nearly melt you. Every few seconds she would look at me and smile, so finally I got her to come over. She started out at $350, but I talked her down to $280. I could not believe it when she said R$ 285, I counter offered with R$ 275 and she then said R$ 280. She just had to have 5 more reis! Anyway, I told her to let me think about it and in a flash; she was gone with someone else.

Now it was getting late and I started to think about calling it a night, until I looked up and saw this extremely sexy chic dancing in the exact same spot that the previous girl was dancing in. She did not have the tits of the other girl, but made up for it with a perfect butt, beautiful smile and some really nice European features. She would look at me every now and then, but did not make too much eye contact. I watch for a few minutes and some guy that was few years younger than me walked up behind her and started grinding with her. I started to write this off as another missed opportunity, because he was younger than me (technically I’m under thirty, but he was for sure closer to her age than me) and he looked like the jock type. To my surprise, not more than a few seconds after he started dancing behind her, she stop what she was doing, walked about 5 feet behind him and started dancing again. Damn! She dissed that dude! Before the end of the song, another guy of the same description got in front of her and started trying to grind. No sooner did he start, before she just walked up to the bar and stood next to me waiting to order a drink. It was clearly time to go into Portuguese mode.

I offered her one of my beer tickets to get whatever she wanted to drink and she accepted. After we introduced ourselves to each other, one of my first questions to her was why did she brush off those other two guys earlier. She said that she was not into guys their age. Sounded good to me… I then invited her back to my hotel and she accepted. My next question was the price. She quoted me R$ 250 right off the bat and despite my cardinal rule, I did not counter offer. It was late, she was hot and she said that she would stay until 6am, so R$ 250 sounded ok to me.

We got back to the hotel and undressed. One thing that I liked a lot about this girl was that she was a good kisser. I don’t kiss every girl that I hook-up with in Rio, but some of the ones that I have kissed go way to far with the DFK to where it is almost a turn off. She kissed perfect though, soft and not too wet. After a few minutes, the moment of truth had come… Would it be CBJ or BBBJ? She asked me for a condom and although it took a few minutes of convincing, I got her to do it without one. She gave an above average BBBJ, but the worlds best CBJ can’t even compete with just an average BBBJ. We went at it in lots of different positions. Just by looking at this girl, one might think that she may be a prude in the sack. Not at all the case here. After about an hour and a half with no breaks, I was done and I barely had enough energy to get up and take the condom off. If this was not my last night in Rio, I would definitely hook-up with this chic again.

[Young & Restless]

The chic from Help left at 6am and I had to get a few more hours of sleep. Once I woke up and got packed, I had to call the Carioca girl one last time. This girl has no idea how beautiful she is. When I called her she was at work and was so happy to hear my voice. She kept asking me to come to her job and tell her goodbye in person before we left, but it was too far out of the way from where we were going to. We kept talking for about 20 more minutes, but I had to end the conversation abruptly because we had to check out in about ten minutes. I really wish that I would have went out with her on Day 5 like I had intended to, but there’s not too much that I can do about it now.

Up to this point, we had not done any tourist things. No Corcavado, no Sugar Loaf, nothing. So yesterday I asked the doorman at our hotel if he could recommend a driver that would be interested in driving us around for basically the entire day. He walked me over to a guy that drives for the hotel located on the left of the Marriott. This guy’s name was Eddy and spoke very good English. Once we told him where all we wanted to go he offered us a flat rate. He was going to drive us around to wherever we wanted to go and take us to the airport for R$ 180 (R$ 90 per person). He said that he would pick us up at 11am. So we would be paying him ~R$ 26 per hour, split that between two people and that comes out to about five dollars an hour per person. This guy was friendly, had a nice car and was trustable. I would recommend him to anyone that may need a driver for an extended period of time. PM me if you want his cell number.

He was waiting for us at the agreed time and we headed for Corcovado. Once we turned off of Av. Atlantica, I started looking for Corcovado and once I could see it, I wished that I couldn’t have. I went up to the top on a cloudy day in the past, but nothing like this. You could not even see a piece of the statue. I asked Eddy if we should even bother going there, but he said that we would be able to see it better once we got to the top, so we continued on our way there.

I keep forgetting how long of a drive it is to the top of this mountain. Just getting to the base of the mountain takes 20-25 minutes depending on traffic and it takes every bit of the same amount of time to get to the top.

Once we got to the top I was in disbelief, because I still could not see the statue. It did not get any better and once we got in front of the statue the irony of this whole situation got the best of me and I started laughing so hard that I had tears running down my eyes. It really was not a big deal to me because I have been up to the top of Corcovado on postcard quality days, but to think that so many of these people had traveled from all over the world (not to mention the 50-minute taxi drive) with the Christ statue being one of the highlights of their trip and this is what they got. It really was awful, because not only were the clouds so thick and there was a constant drizzle, but the sun was so bright through the clouds that you could not look at the statue for more than two seconds without burning your eyes. You could only see a vague silhouette of Cristo through the fog and instead of looking like a statue, under these conditions it looked much more like the real thing. Luckily, after about 15-minutes the clouds went away and we could see it perfectly for about ten minutes.

After we left there, we went to eat at my favorite churrascaria (~ Brazilian barbeque) in Rio, Porcão. This is one of my favorite restaurants in Rio. They bring every type of meat imaginable to your table (steak, ribs, pork, chicken, lamb, sausage, etc.) and it’s all you can eat and it’s all delicious. We had to wait at the bar for about 20-minutes before being seating, but they had tons of free food that you could eat while you waited at the bar. The service there is excellent too. While we were waiting at the bar, a girl that worked there asked me if there was anything special that we wanted while we waited and I requested anything made with shrimp. In just a few minutes she brought back a basket filled with grilled shrimp and a special dipping sauce (Milanesa?). It was excellent and complementary. After we finished our table was ready. This place is incredible and less than half the price of the churrascaria (Fogo de Chão) that’s located in the area where I live. Don’t go to Rio without eating here at least one time. There are several Porcão in Rio, but make sure you go to this one, because you have an awesome view of the Guanabara Bay and the mountains behind it:

Porcão Rio's (R$ 49,90)
Av. Infante Dom Henrique, s/número – Aterro do Flamengo
Tel: 3461-9020; http://www.porcao.com.br/
Sunday - Thursday 11:30 am to Midnight; Fri/Sat 11:30 am to 1am

Eddy was waiting outside for us after we finished and even though I was feeling a little sluggish after eating all of that food, our next stop … Luomo.

You will definitely realize that you are not in Kansas anymore when you go to this place for the first time, because it is located on the second level of a shopping mall. I want to say that it’s just one block behind Av. Atlantica (maybe two), but once you get there you do not have to worry about finding this place. Once you get inside, anyone will be able to point you in the right direction until you eventually see the entrance with a neon sign facing the street. Before I go in, I always have to look over the edge at the street for a few seconds and just realize how lucky I am to be there (damn, I miss Rio). I had more than a few seconds to do it on this occasion, because we got there about 10-minutes before they opened. Once inside, we got our keys and went into the boite.

This is a smaller terma, but has some hot women waiting inside. There were probably ten or so girls in the boite when we got there. I told Corey on the way to Luomo that we only had enough time for one drink and had to make our decisions by the time we finished it (we had to go back to the hotel to get our luggage and go to the airport from there). We set down and spotted two hot blond chics. Once they saw that we were interested, they came and sat with us. I explained to both of them that we were going to have to leave a lot sooner than we really wanted to, but we went ahead and bought them each a drink while they were sitting with us. After we gulped them down we headed for our rooms.

The girl’s name that I took was Paula. She's been a discussion topic in the Rio forum over the past couple of days, but I’m going to write about her here to complete my report. She's probably in her mid-later 20’s, really long bottled blond hair, dark brown eyes, had one tattoo right above her left leg and another one right above her shaved pussy (thanks to other WSG members, I found out that it was a tattoo of Sylvester. I glanced at it, but it was a little too dark to make out). Best of all she is a total nympho in the sack.

Once we were in the room, she did not waste any time. She started things off with a hellacious BBBJ. She was aggressive enough to where one might think that she had been deprived of tube steak for over year. I don’t want to get too graphic, but she was not afraid to say or do whatever she wanted to. During the BJ session she kept telling me how much she liked my “captain” and kept looking at it like it was hers and not mine while she was jerking me off. We switched to her on top. It took some creative willpower for me to hold back, but I did and we must have changed positions 3 or 4 more times. Once she could tell that I was almost there, she stopped and took my condom off and started again w/ a BBBJ. Her energy level was off the hook! Once I was getting close, she made me stop again, laid down in front of me and told me to cum on her. I could not believe she wanted me to do that, but who am I to not to fulfill a request like that.

After it was all over, I took a shower and we were running late so we had to haul balls out of there. On our way out, we were in awe at all of the hot girls that just seemed to be pouring in. I really hated to leave! The price was not bad at all. I want to say that it was about R$ 220.

”Luomo”
Rua Siqueira Campos, 143/ 15 - 2nd Floor
Copacabana District - Mon-Fri 4pm - 2am
Saturday/Sunday 4PM – Midnight
Te: (55 21) 2549-4113
http://www.luomo.com.br/english/eindex.htm

Eddy was waiting for us on the outside of Luomo and took us to the hotel so we could get are stuff and head to the airport. Damn, I REALLY hate this part of the trip!!

Tchau Rio!!!

This was definitely a fun trip. I had some new experiences (some good, some bad) in Rio that I will never forget.

I know this report used up all kinds of bandwidth, but the detailed reports that I read before going to Rio for the first time were such a tremendous help to me. I knew everywhere that I wanted to go as soon as I got there and as I said in the beginning, I wanted to put back into what I had gotten from the WSG Forum.

Just a few final thoughts:

The p4p scene…

Termas

Personally my favorite option here is the termas. This is about the best all around deal when in comes to p4p in Rio. The prices are already set and you are guaranteed to be able to find at least one girl that really turns you on. Depending on which one you go to, the quality of the girls in the termas will easily blow away the ones from Help and you don’t have to worry about them picking your pockets. For any travelers that may feel a little wobbly about coming to Rio, you could very easily do whatever you want during the daytime and then go to the termas at night. Your chances of encountering problems would be slim to none. You shouldn’t have any problems in Rio anyway, but in case that is something that has kept you from going, now you have a way around it.

Here is how I rate the termas that I have been to:

Centaurus:

Pros…
- Best looking girls in Rio (IMHO)
- Incredible selection
- Very nice rooms
- Big boite area (room where you set down and visit with the girls)
- Easy to get to from Copacabana or Ipanema

Cons…
- The most expensive terma in Rio
- The price set-up (pay upon entry)
- Somewhat of a business environment (not to be mistken w/ HP sales)
- Overstocked (so many gorgeous girls, you waste so much time trying to decide)


Luomo:

Pros…
- Very hot girls
- Excellent selection (per capita)
- Very relaxed environment
- Cheaper prices
- Very convenient location

Cons…
- Extremely small boite
- Very compact rooms


Solarium:

Pros…
- Very hot looking girls
- Very good selection
- Moderate prices
- Very nice establishment and facilities
- Open on Sundays and Holidays

Cons…
- Location (~20 minutes from Copa)
- Boite layout (too many blind spots)
- Long wait for a pimp daddy room


Monte Carlo (from previous trip)

Pros…
- Mega convenient location
- Very good prices
- Laid back atmosphere
- Sweet girls

Cons…
- Mediocre selection of girls
- Teeny regular rooms


Help Disco…

The most controversial spot in Rio… I have been here many times and can tell you that there are plenty of skanks in here, but you can find some good looking girls here too. Despite what so many people say, you can definitely go to Help and have a great time. I usually go to Help for one of two reasons:

Reason #1 Just to look and have a few drinks…

Reason #2 It’s too late to go anywhere else…

I don’t think that I would ever go to Rio without going to Help at least one time. Even just to go for the sake of nostalgia, if nothing else. This place may inadvertently make you think that you are more of a ladies man than you really are, because the set-up in this club is the exact opposite of the ones that you are used to in your own country. The hunter is now the hunted. While you are in Help, the girls are the ones that approach you and smile at you to try to get you to pick them up. The role reversal is cool, but just don’t let it go too far to your head. While you are there it may be tricky to decipher fact from fiction, but just remember that this is all part of a game that has been being played for a long time.

If you go just too look, you will probably make out a lot better than you would if you went there to pick up a girl. If you see a hot chic there you might just say hi, but you won’t be so eager to overpay her and if she doesn’t take the bait… oh well, you were just there to look.


Barbarrela

I have mixed feelings about this place. I’ve been a couple of times and have noticed the same thing each time. There is usually a handful of some of the hottest girls that you could possibly imagine. Some of the finest girls that I have seen in Barbarrela were way finer than the best looking girls at any of the termas that I’ve been to.

On the flip side of the coin, the girl to guy ratio in this place is not even close to being like it is in one of the better termas. To make matters worse, this place has more than it’s fair share of uglies too. The ratio of supermodel fine girls in this place versus below average chics is not even fair.

If you don’t mind parting with a decent amount of cash, I would say come to this place early on in the night and try to make an offer to one of the beauties in there. I assure you that you will see at least a few girls in here that will make your jaw drop.

Personally, I think that the termas are much better “balanced” than places like Barbarrela and Help, because the hot girls are all over the place and you just need to look for one that has the right appeal for you.

Still you should definitely check this place out, because the hot chics at Barbarrela are just unbelievable.


Non-pro scene…

There really is not too much specific advice that I can offer here as far as exactly where to go and things like that, but I can recommend a few things.

Go somewhere away from Copacabana. I consider myself lucky to have hooked-up with two girls (the Paulista and the Carioca) on this trip that were non-pro. I met one in Leblon and the other in Barra da Tijuca. Was it just a coincidence that I did not meet either of them in Copacabana? I don’t think so. Just to see their reactions, I asked each one of them (separately of course) if they wanted to go to the beach with me on whatever day. As expected, they both said yes. When I asked them if we could just go to the Copacabana, both of them pretty much had the same reaction. The Carioca girl just smiled and said “Nãoooo” followed by a little laughter under her breath and the Paulista said, “What? Are you kidding me?!?” Point being that Copa is not the most popular place for the non-pros to hang out at. I would just make normal plans to eat or find something else to do outside of Copa and try your best to keep the drool from falling out your mouth when you see girl that you want to talk to.

This second bit of advice is by far the best that I can offer… Learn as much Portuguese as possible. I don’t care for how short or long of a time that you will be there. Eat, sleep, shit and breathe Portuguese before you go on your trip. There are too many benefits to mention. Most of the non-pro girls will speak little to no English, so if you don’t know any Portuguese you can’t even get your foot in the door. That’s only one advantage. At places like Help for example, you can bargain with the girls, make sure that they will agree to what ever services that you are interested in and kind of get a feel for their personality. I could go on and on. Just learn as much as possible before you go and you will be so glad that you did.

Well gents, that’s it for me. Take care, good luck and have fun in Rio!

Y & R

[California Guy]

I haven't been before but reading on the messages it sounds bunk! I mean if there are thousands of more white guys driving up rates and most of the hot ones aren't even in the country, then I don't understand the point? Obviously I am not all about this but I would love to bang some Brazilian beauties since I would be there.

Hey it is cool but I am just questioning if I should even go before Carnival.

[Cachorro]

I agree with Moondog. New Year's is an unusual time, so you can't read too much into it.

It's pretty well understood though, that New Year's until Carnaval is going to be more expensive in Rio, and many more gringos in town.

It makes sense that the very hottest girls are not in Help every night at New Year's. If the girl's not taking time off, then some monger will see them at Help and pay a premium to take them out of circulation for a few days. Every guy can see the odds are tough.

I also think there's no way you're going to find hot women at the New Year's eve celebrations in Copa. Brazilians with a bit of "class" (your words Saint) will warn you away from any free street party, and they won't go themselves. Any party with the povao, they are just not interested and the hassle of dealing with drunk men is too great. I'm not saying it's right, but that's the way it is.

[Bimbo Boy]

I used viprj 3 times, and I was disappointed everytime. The girls are never like in the photos, it's bait and switch. I suspect that they use photos of american models, but what comes at the door is not what you ordered.

The first girl was cold. The second was old, and the third girl was the same girl than the first time !

Forget about viprj !

Regards.

Ira check out www.viprj.com.br they have higher end escorts especially their VIP selection. Of course the cost will be higher end also as you can imagine but they boast that they are real models working in real model jobs looking to supplement their income. I have met several of these girls and they have all been real nice outstanding nice girls. I read about some other escort services and the guys say that the service was good and she was pretty enough. These girls are more than pretty enough but you won't get them for 100 reais like Karla escort for example, you will have to cough up the dough for these garotas. Im not trying to put Karla escort service down in any way as it represents an excellent value but VIPRJ just provides a different level. You asked and this is just my opinion. Also if you like the big blond type from the south of Brasil check out this one: WWW.BIARIOSP.COM

[JackDaniels]

Maybe.

I am not ruling it out. It is still possible to have fun there. I would still contemplate spending New Year in Rio, if I was in South America. Some of the termas are still good and I hear the escort scene is also good. It is indisputable however, that the overall quality has gone down significantly, especially in Help and Centaurus. I have been to Rio a few times. In fact, on my first trip I got together with a regular girl, a non pro, who was a 9. She was absolutely beautiful and charming. I have good memories. I did see many attractive, regular girls at the New Year celebrations in Copa. It would be great to get together with a regular girl. It would be the other end of the spectrum from Help.

Centaurus had been good, in fact, it had been very good previously. I really did not expect it to have changed so much. I always thought that Help wasn't that great but that there was always a few in there that were worth taking. This time, it was not just mediocre but really bad. Most people base their opinion on just these two places and in a sense they were representative of the scene in Rio.

I will go back to Rio, and even visit Help just to see what it is like but I am in no hurry. Right now, I need to focus on my regular life. When the time for recreation and vacation comes up, I will look at the options. Will Rio be one of those options ?

Maybe.

[Vinni100]

My friend Bill from New Jersey is in Rio right now. He arrived yesterday. I was supposed to join him but work got in the way. Bill is a crazy guy . Looks like Keith Richards of the Rolling Stones and Brazilians, not knowing the difference call him Mick-a-Jagger.

If any of you see him down there tell him to call Vinni. Also, he hangs at Balcony, Mabs and Professor's.

I will probably head out later this month or in March.

Thanx fello mongers!

Vinni

[Saint]

Kid Cisco,

As usual you are good for a few laughs. I haven't been to Rio in over a year. When I went the previous times it was mainly 2 years ago and a few times last year. Probably 4 of the times I went it was to visit my girlfriend who I was dating. Still, as I mentioned, Rio as a sex destination is still good with the termas.

I happen to really like the beach and I went there to get some beach time (which I did almost daily this trip) as well. It will probably be a while before I return to Rio. As far as you mentioning the 9 hour flight. Several of the times I went it was only from Buenos Aires which is 3.5 hours and a very easy trip. Several of the times I went it was also to hook up with a few friends who talked me into coming.

I disagree with you saying not to come to Rio if you like a certain type of girl. Rio has just about everything. I happen to not be attracted to black girls which eliminates a huge number of girls in Rio. It's ok. I still usually find what I am looking for.

The fact remains that the quality has gone down in Rio. I am not the only one that is posting about it. I have read several posts on several boards by veteran travelers (granted they aren't all tough guy ex Navy Seals like Kid Cisco) but they all agree that the quality has deteriorated in Rio.

Like I said, it will probably be a while before I go back. It was still a fun trip. As always, I always tell it like it is with my opinions which is worth as much as you paid for it...Nothing...

[Safadao]

I personally believe that the quality has drastically dropped and can be attributed to the girls leaving to work in Europe where they can make exuberant amounts of Euro ,which is very strong right now. I live here in Rio and have talked to many of the girls wh ohave worked there and those that cant wait to go. If Bwanna and any other óld head´guys are here I´d love to meet you for a chopp.

[Kid Cisco]

I hate to beat a died horse, but why would someone goes to a place 9 times that is so much of a dump? And full of trashy looking girls I wouldn't! I have better things to do with mine time then to spend 9 hours on a plane and the whole time there spend mine time wishing that I was with some "blonde hottie" in classy Buenos Aires Argentina?

If I had it so good in classy Buenos Aires, Argentina I wouldn't NEVER leave it I know I wouldn't go to a trashy place like Rio (9 TIMES) lol.

That just don't make any sense to me, I to have been around the world I use to work for the airlines a one point in mine life and I flew to just about everywhere for free and I also spend over a decade in the US NAVY and had a chance to live overseas.

And trust me it wouldn't take 9 trips to for me to realize, I didn't like it (Rio) or to realize I had to really really really really look to fine a "hottie blonde"???

Thats just like a guy taking a trip going around the world 9 times and complain about catching only CAT FISH in a certain lake, if you want to catch BASS go to a different lake that have BASS in it.

So, once again guys if you go to Rio ONE time and don't like it DON'T waste your time and $$$ going another 8 MORE times and then complain about it.

Also, I forgot who wrote that black American guys are over paying the girls in Rio thats a joke.

Have you ever thought just because the girls tell you it would be $300.00 for you to take them out of club help and then you see a black guy or other guys taking the same girl doesn't mean he or they paid her $300.00, theres a good chance he or they paid her around $80.00, Maybe she just wanted YOU to get out of her face an leave her alone thats why she told you $300.00 (maybe she could tell you had other issues).

Why and how I know this because I have seen it happen all the time and watch girls laugh behind guys back as they walk away and like I said, I been going to Rio before there was a Club Help.

Take care guys.

PS: And theres nothing wrong if Rio isn't your thing, just don't go there 9 times and then spend a week talking about how bad and trashy it is, just stay on the plane and go somewhere else like classy Buenos Aires and fine you a "hottie blonde" lol

[Rio Regular]

Team mates,

I will be in country from January 17th to the 31st. I will be in SP from the 17th to the 19th then in Rio from the 19th to the 23rd, back to SP from the 23rd to the 27th the finally in Rio from the 27th to the 31st. Will anyone be around for a few good rounds?

RR

[Saint]

CaptainNemo,

I totally agree with you. From my vast experience over the years hobbying around the world it has been my experience that most guys are always bragging about the little amount they spent but the girls they saw are horrible. Granted we all have different tastes but there is no way you are going to pay the same for a Mercedes or BMW than you are going to for a Ford Pinto.

The hottest girls will always be able to charge more in places like Help, Barbarellas and all the other places I have been to around the world that weren´t fixed prices. That´s what makes the termas so great. No hassles with price, you go with who you want to go with and you can sample the girls a little (make out, grope, etc) before leaving with her.

I will stand by my statement that for the majority of all guys out there that Rio as a sex scene is still a paradise. The termas will give Rio the edge. However, without the termas I would say that Rio is not above other places. Add in the fact that the city is full of scams for the newbie traveler and the city in many areas can be dicey. I will say that out of 9 trips here I have never experienced any crime and I walk around late at night alone. I could never live here though and each trip I realize more and more how much I like a classy city like Buenos Aires.

I leave in a few hours. It was a good vacation and I hope the quality doesn´t continue to deteriorate here. There are still some gems but you really really really have to look. Guys that don´t speak any Portuguese are at a much bigger disadvantage.

[CaptainNemo]

Add to that all Americans that overpay the girls. Almost exclusivly black/negro americans pay the girls ridiculous money and the prices go skyhigh. Do you take pride in overpaying the girls, or is it impossible for you to get some when not paying these prices??? You pay the girls more for one pop then the monthly minimum salary in brasil, it's sick.

Ernie

Gee, this is a ridiculous statement. Unless you have known how much every monger spends, how can you make such a statement?

Maybe you met one or two guy who overpaid. In my experience, many guys boast how litter they paid.

[Saint]

Damn I am tired. I am having to fly back to Buenos Aires early because it is too damn busy and some local paper wants to interview me so I gotta get back. It will be nice to get back anyway. I miss Buenos Aires. Anyway, yesterday I went to the internet cafe to check my email and I ran into Leo from CH and WSG. A cool guy that I have hooked up with a number of times in BA, Rio and even Miami at his pad. We chatted about how the quality has gone way downhill here. While we were chatting he spots this hottie girl and he calls her over and she gives us her phone number. I was going to call her but I was so busy. Maybe later today before I leave tonight. She was really cute.

I laid on the beach a few hours then headed to Luomo for a massage. The talent was decent but nothing to write home about. I guess it gets old after hitting it so many times. Still, I sessioned. I ran into SF H.omb.re, Bwana and R. I saw this pretty girl from Sao Paulo. She didn´t seem to be super energetic but she had a damn pretty face and I LOVE Paulistas so I quickly gave her my key.

I gotta say that I was so unimpressed. I think this was the first time I got a covered BJ in all my times in Brazil. I literally had to struggle to get her to do BBBJ for like a minute. She is damn cute but I would avoid her. I did most of the work too. Her name is Nubia in the club. Funny that first she told me that she was only 21 then I busted her after she admitted that she had been working in termas 4 years and was really 24. Who the hell knows the truth. A real shame she was a lousy lay and I´d avoid her. The really funny part was when she tried to get me to session with her again. I laughed and told her that I did all the work the first time. Then I told her not to worry that I wouldn´t tell anyone she was bad in bed (so I fibbed a little). She got pissed and grabbed my throat and told me I better not tell anyone she was bad in bed.

She worked in Europe off and on which I found common for many of the hotties. Anyway, I hooked up with this cool guy named T. from the UK so we´ll call him TUK. TUK and I got along really good. He left for a 2 girl session and I went to get a massage and we hooked up and then decided to meet up at Barbarellas.

I gotta say that the talent in Barbarellas has gone downhill but there were still some hotties in there. The talent is head and shoulders above the other clubs, Help and the termas. Yes, it is expensive at 60R to enter (which includes 2 drinks or 1 imported drink and beware because they count Red Bull as an imported drink). Then if you pull a girl out it is another 60R.

Hunterman called my cellphone and wanted to meet me so I invited him to meet TUK and I at Barbarellas. He is a really nice guy. He said he hadn´t been here in years. Barbarellas isn´t the place you come to every night but somewhere you come to treat yourself every once in a while. Like I mentioned, some of the girls are really pretty. I spotted one girl that was a knock out drop dead gorgeous type and I waited too long to snag her. Some cheesy Italian dude pulled her and was dancing with her for a long time. I think she was getting tired of it but I waited and she was still with her.

I saw this girl that was one of the strippers dancing that had a fantastic body with gorgeous natural tits. A blondie from Sao Paulo (I told you I´m a sucker for Paulistas). Anyway, I tipped her a few dollars and told her to come to my table when she was done. TUK loves Asians and called this half Japanese and half Brasilera girl over. She was decent but nothing spectacular but once in a while you just get in one of those moods.

Surprisingly my Portuguese after not being here has really been totally decent and it has helped me alot with the girls. Hunterman spotted this other stripper with HUGE tits that were gorgeous. I hope he got some photos. She first asked for 400R then I think he got her down to 300R then she does this trick of pretending to leave him or something and dancing on stage. She came back with 350R and he bit. She told him her minimum is 300R which I think is about what the minimum most hotties charge. I paid 250R twice here over the years with model quality girls.

The funny thing is that Hunterman´s girl told him that her tits were full of milk since she just had a kid 6 months ago. That would have turned me off since I had a bad milk experience with a girl in Costa Rica and those of you that follow my reports know about my buddy TAD´s experience with milk in Cuba. Oh well. I think he liked it. To each his own.

He left with her and my Paulista came over. Her body was great and her ass was wonderful. Her face wasn´t great but it was hard to see since it´s so damn dark in Barbarellas. You gotta take a good look. I talked to several hotties in here and you wanna know the one thing they all had in common? They all had worked in Europe. My Paulista, TUK´s girl and 3 other girls I talked to. Milan, Malaga, Madrids, Barcelona and Switzerland.

My Paulista was really affectionate and I knew it would be a fantastic session. She was making out with me like crazy in the club. The funny thing was when I asked about price she said, `to be totally honest my normal price is 500R but since you told me you are poor I will do 400R´. I always tell the girls I´m just a poor student in South America studying Spanish. Ha, ha. They don´t buy the act though. Oh well. I laughed and told her that I had to buy books this month and all I had was 300R. She just laughed and said sure why not.

The funny thing is that I ordered a Red Bull and water so that should have been more than my 2 drinks cover charge. The girl got an alcoholic drink but the guy didn´t charge me for her drink. When I walked in they told me that the girl´s drinks are anywhere from 25R on up. He just told me he would charge me for 1 Red Bull and the other drink so I paid 120R to pull her out.

We got to my apartment and she was kinky doing this strip show. The girl can really dance. We showered together and started the festivities in the shower then ended up in bed. Again, I usually don´t post detailed sexual information but I will say that there is something going on this trip because almost all of the girls I have been with have asked me to cum on their tits or their face. Oh well. I´m not complaining. The funny part was when she saw my digital camera she told me to take a picture of my cum all over her tits and stomach to remember her. Ha, ha. What a wild girl. I did take the picture so maybe I will post it on CH. I am not really into taking pictures like that. Call me old fashioned but it was her idea so how could I say no.

She stayed several hours and probably was one of my best sessions in Rio. I should note that every single session I have had with Barbarellas girls has been fantastic. TUK was still at Barbarellas negotiating since his girl asked him for $200 US!!!! I told her she was crazy and started joking around with her telling her that my friend was crazy for her and that sometimes money isn´t everything. Then I told her in Spanish (She spoke spanish),´let´s be honest..you are pretty but not the most beautiful girl in here and my friend still chose you because he really is attracted to you´. She just started laughing almost to say you have some nerve but the look on her face was ...you are absolutely right. I´ve learned a long time ago that humor goes a long way. I think she was going to give in on the price and once TUK emails me I will post a follow up on how much he paid.

Anyway, I ended up paying 420R when you factor in the entrance and exit fee of 120R. Yeah it´s more expensive but it´s all relative. The important thing is having fun which I did. What I really like about Barbarellas is that since it´s expensive it keeps most of the riff raff trash out and the girl to guy ratio is always really good. There aren´t tons of models walking around but the quality is still better than Help and most of the other night time venues.

Back to Buenos Aires and back to work until the next trip. Ciao.

P.S. Paula does have a tattoo of Sylvester above her pussy. It is funny that she kept grabbing me saying that my dick was tweety bird and Sylvester was going to eat tweety bird. The girl is funny. Again, she isn´t the hottest or youngest girl in there. She normally isn´t my type. I prefer slimmer girls with more of an angel face. She is just pure, raw sex. Her younger sister is really pretty and also works in Luomo so check her out. I didn´t have time to see her but my friend did and said she is also wild but not as wild as Paula.

Paula along with the blondie I pulled out of Barbarellas were two of the wildest girls I have ever seen. It is a real turn on when the girls want you to cum all over them like a porno but keep in mind that if they are doing it with me they are probably doing it with every other dude too so make sure they are showering very very well before your session starts.

Also, some more advice is that if you really hit it off with a terma girl just get her phone number and hook up with her after work. Almost every one I had been with offered to spend the night for a fee that was as cheap as a Help girl for a few hours. Granted the girl probably won´t do it with every single dude but if you are a nice guy with them I´m sure they will. It may be a better option than going to Help.