San Jose - 2005 Reports

[ChiliMike]

Thanks. Its the Morazan my spelling isnt the best with all the hot pussy around me. just a heads up. I will be going back to San Jose on the 21st of July. If anyone is going to be in town during that week, please shoot me a mail. Wow it was just March when I made my first trip there. I would always go to Vegas, rent a car, drive 5 hours to Tijuana for 1 nite of fun, and drive 5 hours back. Lots of driving for a nite of pussy and drinking. Now San Jose is the only place I will go. Better woman. Better hotels. Gambling of course is better in Vegas. But you can get all the action you need in S. J. and the Morazan has a great sports book. I took a beating on my first trip. I was playing to much rummy, but I found casinos that have. Black jack and found a few crap tables. I even hit a 4 team parlay my last nite there. I had to cash it and hop on the plane. I couldnt even [CodeWord140] it away.

What is great about Blue Marlin is now I sit and think about my trip. I think about the girls. I will hook up with when I get back and maybe 1or 2 I did on my last trip again. hey, if you never been there. The B. M. and Key Largo are 2 of the best pussy hunting bars I myself have ever been in. What else could you want. At the B.M. you sit with girls, have a drink, or just find a spot and let all the ladies walk by you. Or maybe play some cards and every few mins just look up, at least 2 or 3 hotties will be looking at you. Then after 10:30 or 11:00 walk over to the Key Largo and dance your ass off while girls are chasing you. The only negative is that you are playing with so many girls, the one you really wanted has been taken because you think there is a better one out there.

I am thinking of going to Bangkok later this year, but I don't think I can handle the 27 hour flight. Any way, its great to see some posts here in C. R. again. Lets hear about some of your trips. Its what keeps me going in between trips.

[WilliamWalker]

It is the Morazan Hotel and casino, one block West of the Hotel Del Rey.

And thank you RBC100 for the list of establishments.

[Nipster]

Chillimike,

Is it possible that the hotel you are talking about is the Morazan? Have never heard of the Morenza. If there is a "Morenza" please tell where it is located.

Thanks,

Nipster

[Olesologringo]

Sun Devil, that was helpful info for those of us arriving late to the party. I'm planning my first trip to CR in August and will use your info as a quide. Thanks for sharing.

[Olesologringo]

Below is a list of establishments that I was able to get from another website. I hope this helps both veterans and rookies. Unfortunately, addresses in San Jose tend to be via landmark, not by what we know in the US. I used this list to get some good deals in Costa Rica.

Thanks for all the good info. Really a help for us late-comers to the party. I'm planning my first monger-trip in August and hope to make good use of it. Keep the good news coming.

[Dutchman]

Hey Rear Window!

How have you been my friend? No, not at all the Colombian exports have not necessarilly run afoul of the law by any means, its just that these girls view some of these "contract" locations as opportunities to make MORE money than they can in their home country. Get it?? If they are MAKING more than you are SPENDING more.

In my many travels throughout the western hemisphere I have found that you can break the mongering destinations into two distinct categories. "Home" country destinations - ie. Colombia, Venezuela, Honduras where girls who are available are native born and live locally and "Contract" country destinations - ie. Panama, Costa Rica, Curacao, Aruba where local businessmen have introduced foreign born girls into a "gringo-safe" area on a contract that permits the girls to work for a specified time period at a largely pre-determined rate of pay.

Some of these "contract" destinations are great fun! Nobody can deny the quality available in San Jose and anybody who has spent any time in Campo Alegre in Curacao knows that there are often stunningly beautiful women available throughout the year.

However, the question was one where price was a considerable determining factor and for this I repeat that any person with a careful eye on his wallet should consider a trip to Colombia, Nicaragua or the DR rather than overpay in SJO or PTY.

In these locations prices are much better, and GFE is often "off the meter"!
Girls in SJO, PTY, or CUR often develop a "conveyor-belt" mechanical attitude out of no fault of there own. You would also if you were in their position.
cheers,
FORD

Ford,

You get it. I am 100% agree with you.

[Sun Devil]

Below is a list of establishments that I was able to get from another website. I hope this helps both veterans and rookies. Unfortunately, addresses in San Jose tend to be via landmark, not by what we know in the US. I used this list to get some good deals in Costa Rica.

Exchange rates between the dollar and colon are currently 1:476, so a good way to find out how much it will cost in dollars is dividing the colon by 400, or slash the last 2 zeros and then divide it by 4.

Zona Blue:Ave. 9,Calle 3B
Hours: M-Sat. 9-9,Sun.10-6
Price: 24000 Col. Hr 16K Half Hour

New Fantasy:Ave 8 Calle 9-11
M-Sat. 9-9,Sun. 12-5
Price: 18000 col. hr., 10000col. half hour

Idem: C11 ,A 10-12
3-12 M-Sat
price: 19000col. upstairs, 22000 downstairs

Bar Dandy: Same owner as Idem
Location : Ave 10 , C14
Prices : 12000col. per hr.
Comments: Same type set up as Idem.

Eros: C11,Ave 10-12
12-8 M-Sat
Price:Approx.20000 col.

Oasis: C 32,A 1-3
M-F 9-12, Sat.10-5
Price 10000col.
Hint: Directly across from Machu Pichu restaurant with guard at door.
Best time mid to late morning. Gets very busy in afternoons.

MP 1:No name known, Around corner from Oasis, A 2,C30-32 North Side.
From Oasis go North toward KFC turn left at first street.About 25 m.
intersection before a blue bldg.
Approx. same hours as Oasis
Price: 10000col. hour, 6500 col. half hour
Hints: white house metal gate in front
Phone:223-0369

VIP's Massage: C1, A 24-26 ,north side, No. 2417 on door. Sunflower in
window
Approx same hours as Oasis
12000 col. room with massage table, 15000 col. room
with massage table bed and Sauna
Phone: 256-2130 or 256-8738
Comments: you have to look hard to see sunflower, but it is the building on the corner

New place near Oasis, Kama Sutra
From Max por Menos across from Corobici go beside
Max x Menos on right side
of store 2 blocks past second intersection.It is
about 25 m. past second intersection on the left, yellow
bldg. Apt #1.(Ask for Cassandra formerly of Oasis)
Phone:256-0514
Rates: 12000 col. per hr and 9000 col. half hr.
Tip: If you can't locate call and they will have someone
meet you at Max x Menos and lead you there

Veronicas (also near Oasis)
From Paseo Colon and Calle 36 South 25mts. on Lt. turquoise
Bldg.
Rates: 12000col.hr and 9000col.(one report give them 10000
and don't ask)
Tip: Adjacent to Favorita Restaurant

747 Massage: C 7-9, A 4 .No. 747 on house
9-5 M - Sat.
4500 col. half hour

Cha Cha Cha: purple house next to 747
9-9 M- Sat.
Price: 8000 col. half hour, 12000 col. hour

Jet Set: C 1-3 , A 11
Hours: 9- 10 M-Sat.
Price: 5500 col. half hour
Comments: Next door to Taberna VIP's

Europa 2000: C3 , A 5-7
Hours:12-6, Open Sundays
Price: 5000 col. half hour

70E The Dungeon: C Cent-1, A 7, 70E on door.
Hours unknown
5000 col. half hour

Muses(Same location as former Jocelyns)
Location: Ave 3, C 3 to 5
Prices:7000 col per half hr., 10000 per hr.
Comments: Very unobvious, Glass window and door front
with only a buzzer at door.

Calle 6, Ave 3 to 5, hours vary open late but bad neighborhood at night
Taberna Mansion Bar is landmark and joins the one place where I have seen less scary prospects.
Prices: 3000 col range vary place to place,
400 col. beer at bar.
Comments: Several other cheap places in this block on west side of this street. I have never seen much except ocasionally at the one by the bar.
Recent report the place with stairs about a block South sometimes has good prospects.

Krysis: Ave 7,Calle 2 and Central(next to Lipstick)
No recent price info.Appprox. 24000 per hr. from old info.

BARS THAT CATER TO TICOS:

Taberna VIP's or VIP's 1 : C 3 Ave 11,NW cor.
Noon- Late, Open Sundays
Prices: 5500 col. half hour
Hints: good time 7 to 10PM

Molino Rojo or VIP's 2: Calle 2, Ave 10
8 to real late ,Open Sundays
Prices: 6000col. half hour, best after 12 pm
Commnets: Sometimes nice looking girls come real late, after some of the outher places start closing.


Arcadas: Calle 2 ,Ave 8 -10,Almost next door to Molino Rojo
8 to real late ,Open Sundays
Prices: 8000 half hour
Comments: Best after 10pm. Can be packed with ticos on weekends.A little less competition on weeknights for the girls. They have a very group of girls for a tico place in this price range.Continuious dancers so you can see the girls before you make a choice.

Club Monaco:Calle 6 Ave 9
Hours unknown, night time bar
Prices 7000 col. half hour

Bar Camelot:Ave 4, Cale 3-5
Hours:3 or 4 to late
Prices: 6000col. last report

Club 40: Ave 7 Calle Central
Hours unknown night time bar
Prices: 7000 col. half hour.

Club Flamingo: A more upscale tico strip bar with rooms on site.
Location:C 2 ,Ave 4 -6,West side
Prices:Girls to room, 22000col per half hr. and 40000col. hr.
Comments: Continuious strip show but girls are pricey on site.

The best thing to do is go to a massage parlor in the morning and afternoon and then hit a tico bar at night, something that I did with good results value wise. Of course, one can also go to the Blue Marlin or Key Largo, but these two establishments are somewhat pricier than those on this list.

[WilliamWalker]

The below post, by Todo shows that the more research you do the better deals you will find that suite you.
There are probably fifty places to get legal chicas in San Jose but they do not have signs hanging outside except to say Zona Blue, or New Fantasy or Idem, or and address like 747 and the purple place next door.

Private mail me for more infomation.

[Todo Poderoso]

Was in San Jose yesterday, after spending some days at
the Caribbean coast. This is a little off topic, but I
want to save fellow mongers a three hour bus ride. There is
no action whatsoever in the beach towns of Puerto
Viejo, Manzanillo or Cauhita. The local girls were
friendly but I doubt you’ll be able to score any
action since those beach towns are small and the
locals are very close knit. Thus, a chick is not going
to go to your hotel room since chances are that people
who work in the hotels know her or her family.

Back to San Jose, I went to hotel Del Rey located just
a few blocks away from el parque central. There were
around 20 females in there, the quality was
surprisingly good but not good enough to justify
their prices. I asked around and the best price quouted was
$75. I sat in the bar and started making convo with a fellow monger from the UK.He told me that as it gets darker outside the prices sky
rocket to $100+, yikes.. Also, I asked him of any other
places where cheap action could be had, he said he didn’t know
any. After leaving Del Rey, a local that was standing outside the hotel told me of a place named New Fantasy that was just a couple of
blocks away. I arrived at the place and there were
around 10 OK looking females. The price
was 60 for half an a hour. I decided to pass. Nevertheless, other gringos didnt because this place had a very high gringo density. I tipped the
local and went to look for the elusive club 747. I
went up and down calle 4 for around an hour almost tripping on those huge sidewalk craters, but I wasnt able to find 747. AS I was walking back to Del Rey in defeat, I saw this club named La Maison,
which is on calle 4 and avenida 9. The girls were just
average. However, there was this cute black Tica that
caught my eye. She was at least an 8. Her price was
6000 colones for half an hour, which is like 12
dollars. A beauty like this in the US can at least get
$100 and that´s just for one nut. She had a nice
attitude and a great body to boot. When we started
the session while she gave me a message she told me it
was 2000 colones additional for BBBJ. I normally would
have have said no since I am not really a fan of BBBJ from
pros because of the risk of STD´s and the difference
of feeling to me between BBBBJ and a covered one is
marginal. However, with this chick I made an
exception. She gave me non rushed very GFE blowjob,
then I asked her for the holy grail of mongering, anal. I asked
if she did anal and how much. She said yes and that it
was up to me to decide how much I wanted to tip her.
WOW, I Told her the nice round amount of 5K colones
and she agreed. So in sum, brothel entry fee 6,000
colones, BBBJ 2,000 colones, anal 5,000 gorgeous
women for less than the price of drinks and cover in
an American strip club priceless….

[Jaimito Cartero]

There are some airfare sales that I've just seen from the West Coast. Phx-SJO $195 plus tax on AA. $159 LAX-SJO on Lacsa. Sometimes other airlines will match, so check them out.

The AA sale is only good this month. Flights during the week only. This is the lowest I've seen for awhile, so you might want to look at them before they "poof".

[RearWindow]

"If you guys have enjoyed Nicas in SJO (and many of you have said you have) you should try Nicas back in the "mother ship". Nicaragua, no doubt is a somewhat difficult country to get yourself organized in but once you do the GFE of these little beauties can often be absolutely "off the meter" FORD"

I totally effed up the quote function , so i"ll just wing it. The quick synopsis of my CR trip, Had two ticas, one a body builder hard body for three nites, a Colombina for two nites, who was just GFE all the way, and then Mi Nica.

This girl turned my world upside down. She wasn't the best looking of my new friends, but her personality was so right for me, that I was smitten.And then the sexo...freaking unreal....she pushed every button I had each time, and we moved like we were made for each other. Man ..it was GOOD.

[ChiliMike]

What has happen to San Jose? No posts in 10 days.

Well, I just got back about a month ago. And let me tell you! It was better than my first trip. I got to go to the lesbo show and it was wild. Best 20 bucks I ever spent. And on this trip. Only had one bad time with a girl. She looked ok in the bar. Then in the room. Big ass. And lazy sex. But that was on my first nite. Things got much better from there.

I have stayed at the Morenza Hotel on both my trips. No chicka fee. And the girls eyes light up when you tell them that is where you are staying. If you don't know. All the girls from the Delray go there for the lunch special (stop by at lunch time and you can see alot of the working girls). I hit a few home runs just hanging out in the little bar next to the casino (Morenza). Not many guys there, but the ladies like to stop by and get a drink before they go to battle at the D.R. or Key Largo.

I am going back to San Jose next month. I just tell my boss the fishing is really good there (pink tacos) hope to see some more post from the rest of you. I heard san jose has a plan to get the kids off the streets. And into some type of home. That is only one a few problems I see with San Jose. Its hard to see a kid 11 years old sleeping in a box on the street.

Besides my first girl. All the rest of the girls I had were good to great. no 2 on 1 this time. not relly worth the extra money. I just spend the few extra buck on getting them a drink. Or play a little slot machine with them. and you can mosty tell what you are going to get. I must share this little story. this hot girl at the delray. I seen her every day I was there. But never really went after her. (I seen her going upstairs at the delray a few times a day) she has these nice big tits and a sweet ass. but she has this. I'm a ***** look on her face. So I am drunk and she walks bye. And I grab her pussy. She gives me the dirtest look. And I take off. Well the next day. She see me. And comes to me. And says how dare you grab my pussy. This is the same girl who is getting fucked 5 to 6 times a day. And I have to say I am sorry. And I tell her I was drunk. Well on my next trip. I am getting the v-pill and I am going to pound her for 2 hours. Lets just call it "How dare your grab my pussy fuck".

[Jaimito Cartero]

Ticabus is a pretty luxurious bus for Central America. I've taken it 2 times (and one other company the other time), and it was fine. They usually play a movie or two, and have very nice seats. I wouldn't recommend sitting by the bathroom, though.

You can get off in Granada if you want. You can get on in Liberia, so if you want to head to Guanacaste, you can just leave from there without having to go all the way back to San Jose.

If you time it right, and come back in less than 3 days before your departure date, then you just have to pay a small amount of taxes at the airport. (Say $2-$3), since you're considered a transit. Stamps at the border are a few bucks, I think.

[Ford]

You've got a few different options. You can take the Ticabus which isn't too expensive ($20, I think, RT). One reason to have some miles in different frequent flyer plans is that you can often get very inexpensive short hops (10,000-15,000 miles) from SJO-MGA.

While many will complain about the bus, I found it pretty nice.

Thank you Jaimito! As usual you are a wealth of information. Not crazy about bus/land transportion in latin america but I will consider looking into it on my upcoming trips. (Punched in some dates on Continental from NYC to MGA and I'm looking at $850 rt - crazy!) For that money I'll go to RIO! (lol)

cheers.....

[ChiliMike]

Hey,

I've been back from my last trip to San Jose for about 10 days. And here is some info on my trip. I just want to say hi to all the guys that were at the lesbo show. It was wild and I was happy I got to see it. This trip was the most fun I had on any trip (hobby) due to the fact. I am just getting better at picking out the good girls at fair prices. I stayed at Morenza hotel and. That little bar next to the casino was a gold mine for me. I took 4 different girls out of there. All for under 50. 00 and all were great fucks and GFE.

I met a guy who has a message parlor and had sweet girls for 34. 00 and he also told me that 747 does exist and the price is 13. 00 for a girl. I never made it there but I a going back in July. so this time I swear I will go there. I made a few dollars at the tables that went right to the *****s. Got to love. Free pussy.

The food at the News Cafe was a let down. Last trip I ate most of my meals there. and this time the food just was bad. Burnt burger and the ribeye steak wasnt from a cow.

I meet a sweet tica and payed for her 50. 00 for 1 shot. but she asked if she could spend the nite. Sure I said. I hit it 3 more times and no more cash. Only problem. I see her the next nite and she wants me for her BF(yeah right). You know its hard to hide in Key Largo on a Monday nite.

This was only my second trip and it was so much better than the first. Just knowing where to go and staying clear of girls that other guys will tell you about or share what they know about the good ones. Even though there is less girls at the Key Largo than the Blue Marlin. You have a better chance of guessing how the girl will be in the room. I mean, its like you are partying with the girls. Dancing and drinking and getting to know them. Plus there are less guys there and it becomes a buyer market.

I have yet to see a beach or a rain forest, just alot of pink tacos, but that is why I go there. I made some good friends on this trip and I truly love this place. I am planing a trip to Bangkok in Sept. but I don't know if I can handle the 27 hour plane ride when san jose is only 4 hours away. There was a post about a girl with the soripon tatoo on her breast and that girl is such a pain in the ass. I have dodged her my last 2 trips and to see that post about her (always asking for money for her mom and that she will fuck you silly) I told her so many lies to avoid her. The maids are still cleaning my room, my friend is aleep in my room. However I did give her 1100 colones for her to eat lunch at the Morenza. That is where all the daytime working girles go to lunch. Trust me, if you want a easy in with a girl and not sure if you like her yet, take her to lunch there. For 2 bucks you will know if you should stay or run for the hills.

Got to love San Jose!