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12-06-19 23:58 #25585
Posts: 1191Originally Posted by Sxxxx [View Original Post]
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12-06-19 23:23 #25584
Posts: 983Originally Posted by PedroMorales [View Original Post]
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12-06-19 22:57 #25583
Posts: 6781Originally Posted by EngineDriver [View Original Post]
Top class plonk? I did not know Shangri La serves VB on tap? LOL (well that is what top class plonk means to a someone from the Eastern states LOL).
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12-06-19 15:39 #25582
Posts: 1056Those 1973 vintage Hookers
Originally Posted by Turgid [View Original Post]
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12-06-19 14:58 #25581
Posts: 5652Originally Posted by PedroMorales [View Original Post]
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12-06-19 07:45 #25580
Posts: 30Originally Posted by NewImage [View Original Post]
Meh, Angeles might not be a mongering heaven, but it definitely worth visiting once. I would regret not visiting it once in my lifetime.
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12-06-19 02:46 #25579
Posts: 2116Geneva or AC
NI, I was in AC the same time as you, but our experiences are totally different.
The Philippines is one of easiest places on earth to get laid and you are making a meal of it. You are an experienced monger, yet you have made some basic mistakes.
Firstly, you over planned everything way in advance and just asked too many questions, which basically annoyed many people. You even planned out what meal you would be having at such and such time / date / place six months in advance. Such level of precision planning might work for you in Geneva or Frankfurt where time means something, but it sure ain't going to be successful in downtown Angeles Fucking City. A 4.00 pm date with a chick might mean she turns up at 5.30 pm, 6.30 pm or doesn't show up at all. Get used to it. You can't plan anything in AC as nothing works to a schedule. Roll with it.
Secondly, you are suffering from Fear of Missing Out (FOMO). Let the opportunities come to you in AC. You can't possibly chase everything. You will go mad. Sex is everywhere and take the first option which presents itself. In the Philippines you can't pass up on the first unexpected offer as your planned option might never eventuate. Then you go home with blue balls like you did on Day 1.
The other thing that confuses me is your cost conscious approach. You say you splurged $4 k on a J class ticket for an 8-hour flight on a totally shit airline. Then you are counting every peso on the ground. I'm happy to pay a fraction of that for a Cebu Pacific ticket and endure 8 hours with working class Filipinos from Western Sydney and eat their 2 minute noodles. That then means I can splurge on gold toilets at the Shangers and ABC, pay way too much for top shelf hookers and drink top class plonk with the hiso crowd hahaha.
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12-06-19 02:22 #25578
Posts: 2656Originally Posted by EngineDriver [View Original Post]
Originally Posted by EngineDriver [View Original Post]
In spite of being an erudite Francophile, I have not received an invitation to the editorship of Backwater Wines. I believe this is because the readership of that rag is largely composed of Night Train quaffing pensioners rather than refined connoisseurs of fine Carruades de Lafite. As for Trim Keeper, his interests lay beyond vintages. He was more of a connoisseur of exotic provincial fuck meats, part poissonnier and part grillardin.
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12-06-19 01:25 #25577
Posts: 1121Enjoy Angeles whilst you can lads.
It's Christmas time, prepare yourself for the onslaught of fat, bald headed, lizard skinned, body odoured Mongers, who come out of hiding this time of the year. The girls are waiting for them, not the handsome young rogue elephants, they are waiting for the oldies who arrive bearing gifts (Chrissy chocs). The younger ones, only arrive with an elephant sized erection. Which do the girls prefer?
Money is the girls objective, not large penises, and the oldies are generous with their money, and soon to sleep after their first ejaculation. You younguns have got something to look forward to later on in life. Young girls preferring old guys who have proven, over time, to be 'easy money' (K factor).
Enjoy the fucks while you can get them guys, cause the Pensionado's are arriving en masse, few days time.
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12-05-19 21:42 #25576
Posts: 487Originally Posted by NewImage [View Original Post]
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12-05-19 18:38 #25575
Posts: 1056On the same Page s Pedro
Originally Posted by NewImage [View Original Post]
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12-05-19 18:13 #25574
Posts: 9772nd day. GFE at reasonable price
Day 2 Ok starting to get my bearings and get a better feel for the place – yes it is just another Pattaya but on a smaller scale. And yes I went to Pattaya once and am not going back. Day time was quick trip to SM Mall, getting supplies and looking around. Ok agree it's a shithole and yes I am not the typical Angeles monger but hey if you don't go, you know the rest. Dinner at Brass Knobs Restaurant which was reported to be decent food but Chicken Schnitzel and chips and soggy vegetables were pretty poor.
*Got there at 6 pm and bar was full with approx. 12 girls on stage. Saw 2 Platinum girls who were 8's, a few regular girls who were 7 ish and others well, pass. There were 2 "ladies" on stage that reminded me of the old Chinese boilers at home – you have to be kidding me, must be 40+ and OMG if anyone BF them I'the fall off my stool. Anyway overall impressions of Brass Knobs was "mehr".
Walked into 8 other Perimetre bars and talent at that time of night was very average. My usual MO was to walk into bar stand for 2 minutes and walk out. Went to go into Ponytails but it was closing – at 9 ? Did quick walk up and down Walk St – nothing caught my eye. Went back to CPH and fired up Wechat to see what's available. Found a provider who was willing to come over for 1500 which dropped to 1000 after 5 secs of negotiations. Looks were 7 ish but perf was GFE and stayed for 2 pops. Let her go with tip of 200. Apparently has sister (LOL) who is eager to meet me. A pleasant hour and a half for 1200 with a 7 I thought wasn't bad. So yes Angels appears to be just cheap sex for, as Mr. Kaz stated " those of us who like the dregs".
Yes this IS a sex forum, No one of the reasons I go on vacation IS to get away from the attention – if you only knew, and NO I have got 6 days to go here so I shall stay and as stated before if you don't want to read it – don't.
I will continue writing my reports in the style and manner I wish. One thing I pass on to those who are bothered to listen is that in life where you end up and what you achieve is down to the choices you make and the way you conduct yourself. Maybe if some people changed their choices and conduct they wouldn't HAVE to come back to the "dregs of Angeles".
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12-05-19 15:48 #25573
Posts: 516Just go somewhere else
Angeles definitely isn't for everyone. Seems like you've already determined that it is the shit hole that everyone else already knew it to be. I would recommend Makati or the Burgos area. Stop wasting your precious vacation in angeles and leave it for those of us who like the dregs. Honestly, I can totally see where you're coming from. Angeles is not what it used to be. To really appreciate it you have to lower your standards quite a bit and appreciate it for what it is. Cheap sex. It seems like you are looking for something more, if that's the case, the probability of you finding it in angeles, though not impossible, is slim. Happy hunting!
Originally Posted by NewImage [View Original Post]
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12-05-19 14:36 #25572
Posts: 1056Chinese Suited & Booted
1. Tourists look at all kinds of crap. Thailand's and Holland's Red Light Districts are now family tourist haunts.
2. Although I always dress as a gentleman, it is surprising Angeles etc does not have all the Indian tailors Thailand is plagued with.
3. Lots of guys just like a slower pace, downing beers, hanging out with ex pats and having a girl to pat on the bum. They could well be a majority.
4. Relax and stop fighting. Holidays are for chilling.
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12-05-19 14:10 #25571
Posts: 3040Originally Posted by NewImage [View Original Post]
Dude, in case you did not know, AC is a shit hole. There is no rational reason to go to AC other than to party every night in the bars and get laid relatively cheap unless you have a business or family in the area. But hey, its a free country. Do as you like. Ha Ha.
On the doable scale: the percentage drops if you don't know where to go because quality varies immensely from bar to bar. Some bars don't have even one fuckable girl. Others have very good lineups. Maybe you will discover this fact. Maybe not. But I do hope you have something worth reporting in your future posts. I am holding off final judgement, but I got to say, I have a premonition that you are an example of the "happy troll" ie someone who just wants attention and loves to hear himself bloviate. This is a sex forum you know. Get to it!