Angeles City

[Radical Guy]

Not only that, often it is the husband, BF, aunt, ect. That created the profile and are the ones you are talking to. It isn't a coincidence that the same trike driver picks her up and drops her off at the bar every night. And no he isn't just a friend that lives near her. When he drops her off at your hotel he just finished doing her to so she will be ready for you.

Yikes! That thought is pretty gross. Now I'll be wondering if I'm getting sloppy seconds each time my girl gets out of a tricycle. 🤮.

[Beavis]

In the Philippines, it pays to have a healthy skepticism of the senses. Take heed of the warning, "Believe nothing you hear, and only one half that you see." This is the land where brothers are actually husbands, and aunts are really unrelated pimps. Dating site beauties show up missing an eye, leg or all of their teeth. Sometimes, the only person in the town with no clue of reality is the foreigner.

Not only that, often it is the husband, BF, aunt, ect. That created the profile and are the ones you are talking to. It isn't a coincidence that the same trike driver picks her up and drops her off at the bar every night. And no he isn't just a friend that lives near her. When he drops her off at your hotel he just finished doing her to so she will be ready for you.

[LoveItHere69]

Have the 'girl' yell, "I love gummy bears!

They pretty much have to have a super born with female voice to pass this test. That is why they always talk so quietly because the louder the voice the harder it is to suppress the male voice.

If you question if it is a lady boy or not just simply ask a girl. Real girls know.

But my absolute go to move is that if I have any doubts at all I run away.

[AsianPursuits]

Don't know if this will work in PH, but on my trip to Thailand last month, I decided to add some candid lines in my Thai Friendly and Tdr profile. I just said "Looking for 100% female only. Absolutely NO transgender.

I tried similar a few years back. Ended up getting too many abusive type of messages, surprised you haven't yet.

I always ask the question and follow-up with I'm not looking for a ladyboy at the moment. (of course I'm never looking for a LB but they usually exit and refer their 'sister friend' or whatever).

AC is a small place and you don't want to be confronted by a group of LB as you are strolling your way back late one night.

[Chocha Monger]

Yeah it sounded like you went into the twilight zone with that conversation. Unfortunately that happens from time to time. So much so that probably for a split, split second they had you thinking that maybe she isn't. But WAIT a sec, you got video, pics and she has 2 kids. I wouldve toldem F##$ OUT OF HERE lol..

In the Philippines, it pays to have a healthy skepticism of the senses. Take heed of the warning, "Believe nothing you hear, and only one half that you see." This is the land where brothers are actually husbands, and aunts are really unrelated pimps. Dating site beauties show up missing an eye, leg or all of their teeth. Sometimes, the only person in the town with no clue of reality is the foreigner.

[WestCoast1]

Maybe, your ladyboy was post-op. It happens. Lots of foreigners fall for a fake pussy and laryngeal shave.

Yes of course, anything is possible. But the possibility is slim. She'd never been out of Augusan del Sur. Maybe the lights were off. Maybe. . .

[Coolie High]

What do you do when she gives you the best BBBJCIM with swallow before you discover the Chinese arithmetic equation? What happens when you have had a little too much to drink and you go balls deep in her man-pussy? Do you just go all-in or have a mental breakdown?

Yeah at that point you might as well have a mental breakdown. But make sure you do harm to your SELF and NOT the ladyboy because apparently you like men on the low and you're still have issues with coming to terms with your own sexuality. Do NOT blame the ladyboy. Because I'm telling you now there ain't enough liquor in the known observable universe that would make me not know that I'm going balls deep in some ladyboys pussy AKA a mans ass 🤢.

All seriousness though everyone who travels to the Philippines and Thailand knows by now that they have to be on the lookout for ladyboys. It aint NO secret. So I plan to be on my guard in the beginning and politely ask upfront and as Reagan once said, trust but verify. Which means before ol mighty joe goes into her mouth I'm checking to see if that pussy nice and wet or if she whipping out a hard chinese algebra test down below. And if so, NO bueno, time to go. Quick fast and in a hurry.

Be careful, in today's politically correct environment, such talk might label you as a "transphobe. " We are expected to be equal opportunity mongers. LOL.

I'm not transphobe, I'm as Kat Williams once said, I'm Pro-Pussy. And if being Pro-Pussy is wrong then I don't want to be right LOL.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBvbvCxvUzE

LMAO 🤣Man you went serious OLD school with that movie. F#%%ING HILLARIOUS.

Fairly sure in my 50's that I know what the body parts look like fella. How would that happen? Was with her many times. "Maybe the lights is off in the room". Twenty or more times, with the lights on. With a woman who has 2 kids? The idea of a foreigner, visiting for more than a decade, traveling the smaller cities of Mindanao, doesn't know what a ladyboy is (or alternately can't spot one while she's naked -- 20+ times), is remote.

It was a discussion going nowhere. They weren't about to be disuaded. As I couldn't mention that I had poon pix, I finished my business there and moved on. Proof that its possible that anyone can be fooled, and in either direction.

Yeah it sounded like you went into the twilight zone with that conversation. Unfortunately that happens from time to time. So much so that probably for a split, split second they had you thinking that maybe she isn't. But WAIT a sec, you got video, pics and she has 2 kids. I wouldve toldem F##$ OUT OF HERE lol

Maybe, your ladyboy was post-op. It happens. Lots of foreigners fall for a fake pussy and laryngeal shave.

AND just like that we're right back in the twilight zone. I take it you didn't read the part about him having videos, him smashing a billion times and the fact that she has 2 kids. Even with post op surgery that would have to be some magnificent magical pussy for him to not realize that hes been smashing a ladyboy. I know a couple dudes that got a little to drunk and fell for the ol oakie doke post op but even they knew once entering that the pussy wasn't authentic and proceeded the Jim Carry Pet Detective cleanse thyself routine.

[Volterra]

They're not as bad as the LB's in Thailand. I hate it when they move to block my path, or touch me. All the ladyboys in Angeles do is just say Hi.

Although the ladyboys in Thailand "look" better. But it seems the ladyboys in Angeles have improved in appearance since 10 years ago. I guess they learned how to put on makeup. LOL! LOL!

I think it's hard to say which place (Thailand or PH) the LBs are worse. Probably depends on who you talk to. My own feeling is that PH LBs are more aggressive. Last August out in front of Phillies in AC they just wouldn't leave you the f. K alone if you're at the outdoor part of Phillies or the cafe across the street. They hang out in groups, which is what gives them extra gumption (bad enough alone).

Makati was even worse for me. Walking down Burgos street with them constantly stepping in front of you, and then once you signal your intent to charge forward no matter what, they start screaming to attract attention (as if you're planning to hit them). Of because, they're trying to incite you to do exactly that. Really tests your ability to stay cool. And even sitting in Burgos st bars, they keep coming and sitting at your table uninvited, and if you continue to ignore them, they try to stir up a fight ("Why don't you want to talk to me? And that BS). I cut my August Manila trip short because I was so sick of them and the freaking kids trying to pickpocket you.

Don't know if this will work in PH, but on my trip to Thailand last month, I decided to add some candid lines in my Thai Friendly and Tdr profile. I just said "Looking for 100% female only. Absolutely NO transgender. " I can't be sure that this was the cause, but my LB traffic on those sites was almost nonexistent. I maybe only had a few, but was generally left alone. I'm going to try next week, but we all know that the persistent ones are going to try to work around you no matter what.

One of the other bros mentioned meeting them out front first, which I think is a must, though I know lots of guys prefer the girls just showing up at their door. I tried the video call, with some success, but others have mentioned doing that and still having be&S with someone else showing up. I also met a few girls at nearby bars, willing to by them one cheap drink and get acquainted for 15 minutes before going back to my room and banging to bejesus. At least I was confident that it was a girl coming with me. Hope you can keep clear of the LBs, and hope we can at least keep talking about them candidly on this site without having to give in to PC pressure. Hell!

[Chocha Monger]

As it happened my phone was open to a pic of a girl from a few years before in a neighboring province, late-20's, that I was seeing previously when I rolled thru (her) town for a few days. Spicy, both in terms of looks and personality. Over several years I'd bonked her several dozen times, and posted her in the PG. The older gent finally saw the picture and asked to see it. He took my phone and upon his inspection, he declared: "Ladyboy".

Ah, no sir, that's a girl. "Its ladyboy". He passed my phone around to the others. All of them agreed: Ladyboy. Folks, do any of you know her? "No". You are basing that on one picture. Let me show you another. I showed them another picture. "Ladyboy". The only features that I could see that might make it appear so would be her long, skinny nose. Other than that, nothing. Finally one of the guys said he thought it was a girl.

"Sir what is your relationship with this person?" Well not that its any of your biz, but we were together until a few years ago. "With a ladyboy?" No, she's a girl. "Sir maybe you don't know what is a ladyboy". Ya, I know what that means. "But sir you didn't know at that time maybe". I knew at the time. "But sir the ladyboy can fool you". Yes, am aware. Fairly sure in my 50's that I know what the body parts look like fella. How would that happen? Was with her many times. "Maybe the lights is off in the room". Twenty or more times, with the lights on. With a woman who has 2 kids? The idea of a foreigner, visiting for more than a decade, traveling the smaller cities of Mindanao, doesn't know what a ladyboy is (or alternately can't spot one while she's naked -- 20+ times), is remote..

Maybe, your ladyboy was post-op. It happens. Lots of foreigners fall for a fake pussy and laryngeal shave.

[WestCoast1]

Hahaha. I've lost count of the guys who "accidently" hook up with a Bakla. . . . . Six times a trip.

Yeah I was thinking about being direct as well but I just didn't want to offend no one and / or the culture by being so direct. But I do not want to wake up in the Cry Game so yeah Ima be polite as I can but ima ask straight out.

Probably this should go in the GI. Related story.

Years ago I went into a Brgy Hall. A nice gent was helping with my issue. He was busy for a good 10 minutes looking up information on his phone. As he was doing that I got bored and was looking thru my phone. Normally I would read the news or messages or such. I happened to be looking thru a folder of pics from several years prior. Another employee, an older gent walked over to introduce himself. As we were chatting, other workers also came over to listen in (just guessing that a foreigner in that Brgy hall is a rare occurrence). I was surrounded by 5 additional employees in pleasant banter. "Where you from?" The land of plenty. "How many years you come to Phils?" 15. And so on.

As it happened my phone was open to a pic of a girl from a few years before in a neighboring province, late-20's, that I was seeing previously when I rolled thru (her) town for a few days. Spicy, both in terms of looks and personality. Over several years I'd bonked her several dozen times, and posted her in the PG. The older gent finally saw the picture and asked to see it. He took my phone and upon his inspection, he declared: "Ladyboy".

Ah, no sir, that's a girl. "Its ladyboy". He passed my phone around to the others. All of them agreed: Ladyboy. Folks, do any of you know her? "No". You are basing that on one picture. Let me show you another. I showed them another picture. "Ladyboy". The only features that I could see that might make it appear so would be her long, skinny nose. Other than that, nothing. Finally one of the guys said he thought it was a girl.

"Sir what is your relationship with this person?" Well not that its any of your biz, but we were together until a few years ago. "With a ladyboy?" No, she's a girl. "Sir maybe you don't know what is a ladyboy". Ya, I know what that means. "But sir you didn't know at that time maybe". I knew at the time. "But sir the ladyboy can fool you". Yes, am aware. Fairly sure in my 50's that I know what the body parts look like fella. How would that happen? Was with her many times. "Maybe the lights is off in the room". Twenty or more times, with the lights on. With a woman who has 2 kids? The idea of a foreigner, visiting for more than a decade, traveling the smaller cities of Mindanao, doesn't know what a ladyboy is (or alternately can't spot one while she's naked -- 20+ times), is remote.

It was a discussion going nowhere. They weren't about to be disuaded. As I couldn't mention that I had poon pix, I finished my business there and moved on. Proof that its possible that anyone can be fooled, and in either direction.

[WestCoast1]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBvbvCxvUzE

Hahaha. "My name is Tim. By the way I also do work on BMW's. Bye".

[Beavis]

Yeah much thanks on the advice. Ima definitely put it to good use and hopefully avoid an awkard WTF moment.

Yeah I was thinking about being direct as well but I just didn't want to offend no one and / or the culture by being so direct. But I do not want to wake up in the Cry Game so yeah Ima be polite as I can but ima ask straight out.



Yeah I was thinking the samething. That suck it up and move on, MIGHT be a POOR choice of words for this particular conversation. Whats next, man up and swallow 🤢 🤣.

And that's something I do NOT want to happen. Think about it, you meet the so call female downstairs your hotel. You do all the normal checks and balances (make sure she's legal tender, have a good personality etc) as you may take her out to lunch. The vibe is good so you touching on her and she touching on you. You go in for a kiss to get on first base. Cool, she's down. Now you ready to go steal for 2nd and she's game. So now you're back to your room yall are going at it then all of sudden you reach to feel the pussy to feel something that's harder then chinese arthimetic. OOH HELL NO! And just like that you want to get mad because you just found out you've been kissing a dude the whole time BUT you have to be cool because remember this is not your country and the last thing I want to be in is a Filipino jail. So you calmly escort the ladyboy out and proceed to cleanse your mouth body and soul like Jim Carrey did in Pet Detective 😡 🤣.

https://youtu.be/H_v15nCtDnM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBvbvCxvUzE

[Chocha Monger]

Yeah much thanks on the advice. Ima definitely put it to good use and hopefully avoid an awkard WTF moment.

Yeah I was thinking about being direct as well but I just didn't want to offend no one and / or the culture by being so direct. But I do not want to wake up in the Cry Game so yeah Ima be polite as I can but ima ask straight out.



Yeah I was thinking the samething. That suck it up and move on, MIGHT be a POOR choice of words for this particular conversation. Whats next, man up and swallow.
And that's something I do NOT want to happen. Think about it, you meet the so call female downstairs your hotel. You do all the normal checks and balances (make sure she's legal tender, have a good personality etc) as you may take her out to lunch. The vibe is good so you touching on her and she touching on you. You go in for a kiss to get on first base. Cool, she's down. Now you ready to go steal for 2nd and she's game. So now you're back to your room yall are going at it then all of sudden you reach to feel the pussy to feel something that's harder then chinese arthimetic. OOH HELL NO! And just like that you want to get mad because you just found out you've been kissing a dude the whole time BUT you have to be cool because remember this is not your country and the last thing I want to be in is a Filipino jail. So you calmly escort the ladyboy out and proceed to cleanse your mouth body and soul like Jim Carrey did in Pet Detective.
https://youtu.be/H_v15nCtDnM

What do you do when she gives you the best BBBJCIM with swallow before you discover the Chinese arithmetic equation? What happens when you have had a little too much to drink and you go balls deep in her man-pussy? Do you just go all-in or have a mental breakdown?

[Radical Guy]

And that's something I do NOT want to happen. Think about it, you meet the so call female downstairs your hotel. You do all the normal checks and balances (make sure she's legal tender, have a good personality etc) as you may take her out to lunch. The vibe is good so you touching on her and she touching on you. You go in for a kiss to get on first base. Cool, she's down. Now you ready to go steal for 2nd and she's game. So now you're back to your room yall are going at it then all of sudden you reach to feel the pussy to feel something that's harder than chinese arthimetic. OOH HELL NO! And just like that you want to get mad because you just found out you've been kissing a dude the whole time BUT you have to be cool because remember this is not your country and the last thing I want to be in is a Filipino jail. So you calmly escort the ladyboy out and proceed to cleanse your mouth body and soul like Jim Carrey did in Pet Detective 😡 🤣.

https://youtu.be/H_v15nCtDnM

Be careful, in today's politically correct environment, such talk might label you as a "transphobe. " We are expected to be equal opportunity mongers. LOL.

[WestCoast1]

then all of sudden you reach to feel the pussy to feel something that's harder then chinese arthimetic.

Hahaha. Bad. You fellas is bad.

AC throwback pic. I love you baby, but careful those teeth (they're harder than chinese arithmetic).