Angeles City

[Expat American]

Saturday at 4 pm Sailor Jack attended a Philippine cultural event.

Act 1 was a solo Filipina masturbating on stage with a full opened San Miguel Light beer bottle. Calorie-conscious SanMigLightGirl rubbed the bottle all over her pookie, alternating between inserting the open full beer bottle in her shaved clam, taking sips from the bottle, and pouring some of the beer over her body. SanMigLightGirl gradually worked herself into a squirting climax that sprayed audience members in the front row (Sailor Jack was in row two eating Pad Thai). A lucky long-haired monger in the front row used the ample spray to slick back his long hair. As she exited the stage, SanMigLightGirl gave the beer bottle and the last few sips of beer to another guy in the front row, and yes, the monger drank it with gusto. A dutiful Filippino employee appeared from the back to mop the stage to insure good traction for the next act (Hey a Filipino Swabbie!).

Act 2 was an on-stage three-girl lesbian strap-on fucking performance including a hot Overbite spinner, an average looking Lesbo, and a BullDike waitress who fortunately stayed clothed. Naked Overbite was laid on her back resting in BullDike's arms while naked Lesbo spread Overbite's legs wide for the audience. Then Lesbo gave everyone a long lesson in proper cunnilingus technique. Overbite was in dreamland and Lesbo and BullDike rotated the action a bit so all audience members could get a good long look. Then BullDike maneuvered little Overbite into doggy style and BullDike cinched up the strap on. Lesbo laid on her back, grabbed Overbite by her thick black hair, and forced Overbite's head into Lesbo's crotch. BullDike began a slow but steady strap on doggy-style pounding to Overbite, increasing the tempo and the force as they went. The three achieved a back-and-forth rhythmic symphony of strap on doggy-style fucking and lesbian licking that was an artistic joy to behold. The lesbian threesome reached a climatic crescendo with both Overbite and Lesbo shrieking in delight. Lesbo stood, bowed to the audience, and pranced off stage right while Dildo-er carried Dildo-ee's limp body off stage left. There was not a dry eye in the house, especially in the front row.

Act 3 was a standard solo strip tease by a hot tall thin Filipina who got snapped up at the end of her performance before Sailor Jack could get to her. All in all, it was a fitting ending to a fulfilling cultural afternoon. Sailor Jack decided to skip the evening fashion show at the chain-smoker show bar.

At this Filipino rendition of Swan Lake picture taking was not allowed, as you would expect, to protect the artistic integrity of the performing artists.

The above performance occurred in March 2024. Sailor Jack did attend the show again 08/12/2023 and an updated report will be forthcoming.

Image; unrelated from SJ Archive. Damn, those nipples were great!

Did Sailor Jack find the time machine from Back to the Future and go back to 2004 in a Delorean? I haven't seen that kind of fun in an AC bar since almost 10 years!

[LoneRangers]

I will pick up a trumpet and randomly play notes on the instrument because it seems to me that is all that Miles Davis did so basically me and Miles Davis are musical geniuses and it makes perfect sense to compare me and Miles Daviis because we both break the rules like geniuses do. / s.

Is thus the hill you want to die on? If everyone seems to enjoy his posts, maybe it's you.

[Lou32]

Cormac McCarthy breaks every grammar and punctuation rule and sometimes doesn't finish a sentence and sometimes doesn't put a period for a whole page. And is a genius.

Stephen King wrote a book where the characters in the book became aware that they were characters in a book and that they had to save Stephen King from getting hit by a car so they could survive. He also wrote a book where he would jump 30 years into the future or past in the middle of a sentence by simply starting a new paragraph, with no punctuation indicating such.

Brilliant authors follow no rules. Anyway we're off topic.

I will pick up a trumpet and randomly play notes on the instrument because it seems to me that is all that Miles Davis did so basically me and Miles Davis are musical geniuses and it makes perfect sense to compare me and Miles Daviis because we both break the rules like geniuses do. / s.

[Sailor Jack]

Saturday at 4 pm Sailor Jack attended a Philippine cultural event.

Act 1 was a solo Filipina masturbating on stage with a full opened San Miguel Light beer bottle. Calorie-conscious SanMigLightGirl rubbed the bottle all over her pookie, alternating between inserting the open full beer bottle in her shaved clam, taking sips from the bottle, and pouring some of the beer over her body. SanMigLightGirl gradually worked herself into a squirting climax that sprayed audience members in the front row (Sailor Jack was in row two eating Pad Thai). A lucky long-haired monger in the front row used the ample spray to slick back his long hair. As she exited the stage, SanMigLightGirl gave the beer bottle and the last few sips of beer to another guy in the front row, and yes, the monger drank it with gusto. A dutiful Filippino employee appeared from the back to mop the stage to insure good traction for the next act (Hey a Filipino Swabbie!).

Act 2 was an on-stage three-girl lesbian strap-on fucking performance including a hot Overbite spinner, an average looking Lesbo, and a BullDike waitress who fortunately stayed clothed. Naked Overbite was laid on her back resting in BullDike's arms while naked Lesbo spread Overbite's legs wide for the audience. Then Lesbo gave everyone a long lesson in proper cunnilingus technique. Overbite was in dreamland and Lesbo and BullDike rotated the action a bit so all audience members could get a good long look. Then BullDike maneuvered little Overbite into doggy style and BullDike cinched up the strap on. Lesbo laid on her back, grabbed Overbite by her thick black hair, and forced Overbite's head into Lesbo's crotch. BullDike began a slow but steady strap on doggy-style pounding to Overbite, increasing the tempo and the force as they went. The three achieved a back-and-forth rhythmic symphony of strap on doggy-style fucking and lesbian licking that was an artistic joy to behold. The lesbian threesome reached a climatic crescendo with both Overbite and Lesbo shrieking in delight. Lesbo stood, bowed to the audience, and pranced off stage right while Dildo-er carried Dildo-ee's limp body off stage left. There was not a dry eye in the house, especially in the front row.

Act 3 was a standard solo strip tease by a hot tall thin Filipina who got snapped up at the end of her performance before Sailor Jack could get to her. All in all, it was a fitting ending to a fulfilling cultural afternoon. Sailor Jack decided to skip the evening fashion show at the chain-smoker show bar.

At this Filipino rendition of Swan Lake picture taking was not allowed, as you would expect, to protect the artistic integrity of the performing artists.

The above performance occurred in March 2024. Sailor Jack did attend the show again 08/12/2023 and an updated report will be forthcoming.

Image; unrelated from SJ Archive. Damn, those nipples were great!

[Old And Ugly]

I'm currently looking for some tips and recommendations from those who are familiar with the scene in AC. I am planning a monthly stay in the city and I'm on the lookout for a modern and reasonably priced condo. If you guys have any suggestions or recommendations on where to start my search, I would appreciate the input. Whether it's a specific neighborhood, real estate websites, or any local tips you might have.

Dr A condosuites on 3rd st and see ave.

[Member #4794]

Atlantis: Went in several evenings. Gone are the days of 50-80 girls on the lower stage and upper balcony. First night there were 18 girls shuffling downstairs, and 9 standing on the rails upstairs. There were several customers, old geezers and a chinese guy, and absolutely no excitement.

How spoiled we were with the girl who used to do a "substance" before her show and dance at 200% speed at Atlantis. I really miss the Tropix vibe where the girls would do the show for the other girls even if their weren't any customers. It was lively. I think maybe the koreans don't really know how to motivate these girls due to the language barrier. The girls really don't respect the korean handlers and the koreans don't really give a shit about the girls so its a vicious cycle. Some of these korean bar owners are open to suggestions but in their defense if they do make the shows more lively they sometimes get raided for it. It used to be fun to just sit and drink, I would even order food in on occasion and eat with the girls in the bar in Atlantis, Crystal Palace and Tropix and just have a good time. Has anyone seen a snack vendor are these just totally gone? This has turned a level too sleezy. I think the bars also make a lot less this way as well. I guess in retrospect things really have deteriorated.

[WestCoast1]

WS Bars.

Bunny bar (at the open-air restaurant area next to McDonalds), 8 pm: K bar. Nine Korean customers sitting alone or in pairs, and me. Seven beauties on stage, 1 slight chub. No actual uniform. Each girl is just wearing sexy street clothes. Loud music, but no dancing on the stage, not even shuffling. Relaxed (read: dull) atmosphere. Anytime a customer enters, a loud bell rings, and the girls jump to attention. They start shuffling. If he departs, they stop shuffling and the girls stand still. If no new customers come in within a few minutes, some depart the stage at random and sit down (even though there were half a dozen customers in the bar). If the inbound customer sits for a drink, they continue to shuffle for about 2 minutes, then sit down (or, some just walk off the stage for a few minutes). I think its a terrible concept that the girls don't have to at least shuffle when customers are inside the bar drinking, but there seems a different expectation.

Atlantis: Went in several evenings. Gone are the days of 50-80 girls on the lower stage and upper balcony. First night there were 18 girls shuffling downstairs, and 9 standing on the rails upstairs. There were several customers, old geezers and a chinese guy, and absolutely no excitement. Just shuffling. Also its baby-belly-city now; I saw only 1 do-able girl (second floor) in the entire batch that night. Another night I went in to find about the same number of girls, and the pole-dance routine (several girls on the pole at the same time doing a synchronized routine) was ongoing (its great to see). I counted 4 do-able girls (lots of chubbies). Couple of K fellas entered and all eyes turned to them, and stayed there till they left. One of the K fellas was folding up individual 500 and 1000 notes into small squares, then flinging them on the stage in a high arc on to the stage. For the girls on stage, nothing and nobody else mattered in the world. The place was a-jitter with anticipation and smiles, hands outstretched, waiting for the next note to be tossed. Then once the Koreans left, it went back to its dull shuffling self. Atlantis has stumbled.

Q Bar, late afternoon: Went in with a mate. Handful of girls on stage (2 cuties, several not-so-much). Two groups of 2 Korean customers each at different tables completely ignoring everything. Shuffling. Loud music. Me having a rum / coke. The waitress at least politely asked if I wanted to buy a LD (declined). DULL, but my buddy got a cutie and purchased her a LD (the cutie was attentive, bubbly, and sweet with my buddy).

Masquerade, early evening: Just 4 girls. 3 chubs, 1 do-able. Several customers. Shuffling. Walked out without sitting down.

Arabesque, 11 pm: 30 girls on stage, but no dancing or shuffle. Three rows of girls. Closest to the stage (row #1) about 10 girls sitting down. Behind them, row #2, about 10 shorter gals. Behind them, row #3, about 10 taller girls. Most girls dressed in black, but at least a handful just dressed in sexy street clothes. Kind of like a fishbowl setup. Very pushy waitresses, massage ladies, and fellas with laser pointers trying to get me to bring a girl over for LD. At one point a mama was standing next to me with a laser pointer trying to get me to take various girls for LD. "You want this one?" No. "That one?" No. And so on. Persistent. Then a guy came over with his laser pointer, and the guy and the mama tag-teamed me with non-stop laser pointing at different girls trying to get me to buy a LD. I shoo'd away several massage ladies. Pesky. An annoying guy with a microphone, acting as roving DJ (also using a laser pointer, and also trying to get individual customers to bring a girl down for LD). Of the 30-ish ladies, about 20 were do-able, so not a bad lineup. Half a dozen customers, I was the only gringo.

Club Stars bar, 8 pm: 11 girls, no chubs or fugs. Nice lineup of slender girls. Long 2-piece gowns, skirt on bottom that is ankle-length, and a crop-top that shows a hint of tummy. Classy look. Real choreographed dancing, until one of the three K customers (or he might be management) bought food for everyone. All the girls stopped dancing, grabbed some food, turned their backs to the customers, sat on the stage and snacked. Barfine: ST p4 k and LT 4500. LD is p350. There is a cute phone cubby, the girls can check their phones when on break.

Bad Boy bar, 9 pm: One of the door girls was saying "Come inside". As I was pulling the curtain open to enter, the other door girl said: "We are on break". Which is it: Come inside, or we are on break? Stepping inside, there wasn't anyone there, not a GRO, mama, or bartender. Not one person was visible inside. When they take a break, the really take a break. Quick egress.

Skyfall bar, 10 pm: Walked in and saw every single gogo girl sitting. Lots of chubbies. Music was playing and there were plenty of customers. Must have been break time. I was not even met by a waitress who would show me to a table and ask quickly for a drink order. Quick egress.

Skyfall update: Went in a different night. Half a dozen girls shuffling (2 do-able, the rest not), bunch of customers. Quick egress.

XS bar, 10 pm: 100+ girls, with about 30 sitting outside. Walking in, two Korean fellas were walking out with what appeared to be 5 XS barfined gals. On stage were what appeared to be about 30 girls in body paint. Closer inspection showed the paint to be colored tape. Still looks neat, and the girls aren't wearing any top or bra, so it appears like the old Las Vegas body paint. There was a girl on stage who did the aerial dance with the long fabric material hanging from the ceiling, wrapping it around herself to hoist herself in the air (pretty good show). Another dance troup took over and did the Korean Momoland BoomBoom song with their dance routine; good spotlight dancing. Then they called all the girls on stage for some shuffling (a mass of 100 or more girls). A Korean guy made it rain dozens of p20's on the stage and that lit the place up. Good overall entertainment. Girls are relatively attractive and festive. In fact, considering the large number of girls, there are quite a few girls in every look category (6's to 8's, rough guess). Barfine: 4 k ST, 5 k LT, LD = p350. XS is the newer Atlantis with lots of girls and multiple types of stage entertainment.

Baccara bar, 9-10 pm: 7 girls upstairs, 16 girls downstairs on stage. 4 chubs, 3 fuglies. The rest were attractive. Its a bit of a fishbowl place. The waitress and another guy with laser pointers were pushy trying to get me to call a girl down for LD. I was the only gringo, 4 Korean customers. ST = 4500, LT = 5000, LD = p350. At times the girls were dancing, other times shuffling.

Vikings bar, late afternoon: Too many girls to count. About half are attractive enough, 7's or better. Should be able even for picky fellas to find a spinner or better. Unfortunately that also means half of the girls are 6's or less. There is good music and a good vib here.

Body Shop (Real St): I poked my head into the curtain night after night, there were no customers 4 nights, and 1 customer a fifth night. At no time were the girls on the stage dancing or shuffling. They just stand there. Night-depending, there were from 3-8 girls visible. I walked in one night (the only customer) and had a quiet drink along the wall. The bikini girls (usually two 7's, do-able, and 3-4 fuglies) never danced. The other times there was only 1 do-able girl (one night 1 do-able and 4 NO THANK YOU). They stand with arms crossed. The waitresses were chatty. I am curious how they stay in business. I'd like to say the rain had effed everything up (to some degree yes), but the WS bars were full of regular fellas after dark.

Body Shop update: BS is closed on Sundays. On my last night (mid-week) about 9 pm I was going to walk in just to look, but the bar was completely closed, lights off, door locked. Guessing its either out of biz or about to be. Anyone in AC currently please check to see if BS is still closed.

Also there are clearly more fellas on WS in the evenings as compared to my visit mid-late last year (I posted pics of WS back then, around midnight, nearly empty on a weekend night), even with the LPA non-stop rain. NS said there was a 20-1 ratio favoring Koreans over others, and I will dispute that. I took a stroll down WS one evening about 8 pm, just to get an idea of the ratio. I sat down on the curb with several massage girls, just watching the foot traffic. I will estimate that asian gents to non-asian fellas ratio is 2-1 (or a bit more). Geezers unite!

Same caveat: Whatever I saw and reported, and additionally whatever another fella saw and reported. These things change constantly in every bar. A shift change, every 30-ish minutes, means the 15 cuties on the stage need to rest their shuffling feeties, and they might be replaced by 15 so-so or fuglies. Alternately several cuties barfine in a short span of time, and the mama throws up chubby replacements. In addition, girls quit and new girls get hired. The scenery changes often / regularly, so take with a grain of salt what is reported here. Two different fellas can see a very different lineup just 30 minutes apart. I would like to say that there is a playbook to go by here, but the only constant is the constant change.

I have at least one more WS report coming.

Once again: Come, experience the place for yourself. Make it your last visit if you think its that bad and get yourself to BKK. And do file a report.

[WestCoast1]

Let's try to focus. Take a few quiet moments and stare at the attached image.

Ya, back to the good stuff.

[WonderWhy]

Sailor Jack is dismayed by the forum discussion of writing style, punctuation, and great authors. For pussy sake, it is a mongering forum. It is fact-based story telling. Let it go at that. Sometimes people are humorless and they just do not get the joke, even if you explain it to them.

Let's try to focus. Take a few quiet moments and stare at the attached image.

There. Now isn't that better?

I know I am much better now! Grin. Thank you!

[Breadman]

I'm sitting at Scooters yesterday and a group of Japanese guys (I think they were Japanese) come in and a guy pulls out a digital camera and the girls are lining up for photos. Even the girls just wearing a string bikini and a bit of tape over their nipples (black tape type of dancers) were all smiling and posing for the guy to snap photos. Girls were even taking off their dresses to pose in just the bra and panties they were wearing. Over and over new girls would move in front of the guy to take photos. And be handed freshly printed glossy 5 x7 inch photos printed from a portable printer. This was right in the open, even the wait staff were sitting nearby watching photo after photo come printing out. Not one of the girls even thinking these photos might be posted somewhere on the internet. If he's doing it in one club he must be doing it in all of them.

[Sailor Jack]

Sailor Jack is dismayed by the forum discussion of writing style, punctuation, and great authors. For pussy sake, it is a mongering forum. It is fact-based story telling. Let it go at that. Sometimes people are humorless and they just do not get the joke, even if you explain it to them.

Let's try to focus. Take a few quiet moments and stare at the attached image.

There. Now isn't that better?

[FuriousGeorge]

Cormac McCarthy breaks every grammar and punctuation rule and sometimes doesn't finish a sentence and sometimes doesn't put a period for a whole page. And is a genius.

Stephen King wrote a book where the characters in the book became aware that they were characters in a book and that they had to save Stephen King from getting hit by a car so they could survive. He also wrote a book where he would jump 30 years into the future or past in the middle of a sentence by simply starting a new paragraph, with no punctuation indicating such.

Brilliant authors follow no rules. Anyway we're off topic.

Name a well-known and respected author that refers to him or herself in the third person at the beginning of each paragraph of a story. I'll wait.

[Goferring]

Yeah I try to do it that way, but sometimes I just laugh at all of the requests, and the new ways the stories can be spun to get a donation.

I've got to agree there. My favourite was the hospital bills rom rabies infected cats that were going around biting girls in Davao a while ago. Girls must compare notes as several of my friends received the same stories.

Very inventive!!

G.

[WestCoast1]

Name a well-known and respected author that refers to him or herself in the third person at the beginning of each paragraph of a story. I'll wait.

Shooter and Sailor Jack.

Gonz0 would prefer it, if Sailor Jack continued to post in the style that Sailor Jack is accustomed. Sailor Jack's posts are informative and entertaining, but also, more importantly, they are on topic.

Gonz0 does not find the grammar police posts to be of any value, and would appreciate it, if the grammar police would post them in some other, more appropriate forum.

If WestCoast1 were here, WestCoast1 would send Gonz0 this PM: "Spot on". WestCoast1 believes that Gonz0 would appreciate it.

[Drbombay]

If DrB has met her, enjoyed the session and wants to repeat later, then just keep her number and give her a call upon returning. No need for daily correspondence and transfers until this happens.

I've never had a girl refuse to see me when I'm there in town because I didn't send cash while I was away.

All 'my' girls know that I'm generous when they are in the room but don't send money while I'm away. It's much better to pool all the sick buffalo money and keep it to spend as a lump sum upon arrivals. I've heard of guys sending 00,000's piecemeal during being away for a few years with nothing to show for it. That funds a hell of a holiday if saved up.

Enjoy. G.

Yeah I try to do it that way, but sometimes I just laugh at all of the requests, and the new ways the stories can be spun to get a donation.