Angeles City

[PilotPaul]

Flew in to Manila 6 am. Clear skies no rain. Arrived Angeles around 9 ish. Plan is 8 nts Angeles, 1 night Manila, 7 nights Sabang, 4 nights Burgos St. Are you ready for a novel (at least Mr. E will be happy).

NI.

Great to hear you are on the ground. When you say it's 'moist' in Philippines, my mind can only go to one area.

[Sly One]

Flew in to Manila 6 am. Clear skies no rain. Arrived Angeles around 9 ish. Plan is 8 nts Angeles, 1 night Manila, 7 nights Sabang, 4 nights Burgos St. Are you ready for a novel (at least Mr. E will be happy).

NI.

Lets get ready to Rumble. I will be watching your posts with interest as I get to A. C. In 1 months time.

Sly.

[NewImage]

Pack your Wellington boots and raincoat NI. You're not the only one stranded. Pinay hooker who was going to fly in from.
BKK to suck my cock is stranded as well. Philippine Air has offered her a replacement ticket in a weeks time, but no accommodation or expenses. If that happened to you or me, we would argue to get out of there sooner or claim on insurance. If you're a poor Pinay hooker, who's barely literate, what do you do? Asshole monger who brought her into BKK for a dirty three days is refusing to buy her another ticket. Looks like she will be selling her pussy tonight at Thermae. Hahaha. She needs a bed for the night. Hahaha.
If there are any horny BKK mongers reading this, look out for her on the streets of Sukhumvit or at the Thermae haha. She's a solid 9, with long blonde extensions. She's instagram model material for sure.

Flew in to Manila 6 am. Clear skies no rain. Arrived Angeles around 9 ish. Plan is 8 nts Angeles, 1 night Manila, 7 nights Sabang, 4 nights Burgos St. Are you ready for a novel (at least Mr. E will be happy).

NI.

[Chocha Monger]

Like Sammon, I have zero tolerance for smelly pussies. While.

I haven't gotten around to doing the myriad of finger / ginger / laboratory tests he orders from the pathologist yet, I know a bad smelling pussy from a good smelling pussy.

Freelancers in AC particularly seem to be afflicted by rotten pussy syndrome (RPS). The more tattoos they have, the more likely their pussy will smell. Tattooed people are risk takers. When 90% of their customers fuck bareback with CIP, how could you not get RPS?

My previous nights freebie (yes in AC hahaha) left at 6.00 am to get to her day job, so I had time on my hands. I found a FL on Tinder at 8. 00 am and she agreed to hang out with me from 10.00 am to 2. 00 pm for 1,500 pesos. So she came on time and we had breakfast. We took my laundry to the, well, laundry, stocked up on water, and just did internet for a while.

We then showered and come DATY time, I couldn't do it. I told her to wash her money maker again and brush her teeth (cigarette smell). Still I couldn't do DATY. She was very, very upset and said she takes impeccable care of her pussy hahaha. I told her to go to the Balibago Barangay Social Hygiene Clinic today for the ginger test. Now that we know their medical records are not confidential, I wonder if she will follow through..

A manly fella like Idris Elba would not have been so easily deterred from pounding that dried fish and balut smelling Pinay fuck-hole bareback. You should have held her hand down at Social Hygiene if you wanted her to take that ginger test. Alternatively, a bit of Vicks rubbed in the nostrils before going down under for a bit of teeth and tongue works wonders for pescatarians with weak stomachs.

Next time when confronted with a particularly fishy dish in the Philippines, try pairing it with a bottle of Legende Bordeaux Blanc. It explodes with freshness on the palate, obliterating the fishy flavor and aroma.

[Chocha Monger]

When a girl has BBFS and afterwards does not wash her nethers with due diligence she will have RPS. Semen is living tissue and we all know what happens when living tissue dies.

Anything less than a professional irrigation and suction with a vaginal cannula has little hope of removing the living cum tissue deposited deep into the recesses of a Pinay's pussy by multiple foreign tissue donors. Just get use to the aroma of public utility bareback pussy. Maybe, avoiding the use of teeth and tongue on high mileage pussy could help get pass the pungent aroma of the multi-donor living blob in her snatch.

[Blanquiceleste]

I wonder how she will fit in when she dolls up to attend parliamentary cocktail parties and official dinners hahahahaha. This is just too funny.

I am sure the other MPs must be queuing up to get their turn with Mrs, George. I am certain Big George would have boasted about his wife's bedroom skills to a few mates over a couple of beers.

[Goferring]

Big George weighs about 350 lbs, so it's unlikely a white woman would have found him attractive. I reckon April has done rather well and is enjoying her life in northern Queensland.

Isn't this the guy that tried to set up a cover story for the frequent trips by setting up a few save the kids type charities? All in his wife's name no doubt so yes, she would be seen as a cashed up whale back in the village too.

She's on a win win: living large in the public purse in Australia and recognized as a hooker done well back home.

[Turgid]

Like Sammon, I have zero tolerance for smelly pussies. While.

I haven't gotten around to doing the myriad of finger / ginger / laboratory tests he orders from the pathologist yet, I know a bad smelling pussy from a good smelling pussy.

Freelancers in AC particularly seem to be afflicted by rotten pussy syndrome (RPS). The more tattoos they have, the more likely their pussy will smell. Tattooed people are risk takers. When 90% of their customers fuck bareback with CIP, how could you not get RPS?

My previous nights freebie (yes in AC hahaha) left at 6.00 am to get to her day job, so I had time on my hands. I found a FL on Tinder at 8. 00 am and she agreed to hang out with me from 10.00 am to 2. 00 pm for 1,500 pesos. So she came on time and we had breakfast. We took my laundry to the, well, laundry, stocked up on water, and just did internet for a while.

We then showered and come DATY time, I couldn't do it. I told her to wash her money maker again and brush her teeth (cigarette smell). Still I couldn't do DATY. She was very, very upset and said she takes impeccable care of her pussy hahaha. I told her to go to the Balibago Barangay Social Hygiene Clinic today for the ginger test. Now that we know their medical records are not confidential, I wonder if she will follow through...............

When a girl has BBFS and afterwards does not wash her nethers with due diligence she will have RPS. Semen is living tissue and we all know what happens when living tissue dies.

[Engine Driver]

Defeats the purpose. What's the point of being incognito if he can't be recognized as a VIP big spender by poverty stricken farmers' daughters? These guys live to have their egos massaged.

Cheers. G.

It's interesting that ASIO (the Australian CIA) was monitoring all his visits as he was at risk of being blackmailed for associating with hookers. I knew he married a Pinay, but did not know she was an ex-prostitute from Pony Tails. I wonder how she will fit in when she dolls up to attend parliamentary cocktail parties and official dinners hahahahaha. This is just too funny.

Big George weighs about 350 lbs, so it's unlikely a white woman would have found him attractive. I reckon April has done rather well and is enjoying her life in northern Queensland.

[Sxxxx]

Defeats the purpose. What's the point of being incognito if he can't be recognized as a VIP big spender by poverty stricken farmers' daughters? These guys live to have their egos massaged.

And others live to have their balls massaged.

[Chocha Monger]

Or maybe they will start using a fake name and say they from another country as they should have been doing all along.

True. However, they all know what Idris Elba looks like.

[Goferring]

Or maybe they will start using a fake name and say they from another country as they should have been doing all along.

Defeats the purpose. What's the point of being incognito if he can't be recognized as a VIP big spender by poverty stricken farmers' daughters? These guys live to have their egos massaged.

Cheers. G.

[Engine Driver]

Hows the weather. Angels or Manila?? Today flight got put back due to typhoon.

Booked taxi to A at 6 am Wed.

NI.

Pack your Wellington boots and raincoat NI. You're not the only one stranded. Pinay hooker who was going to fly in from.

BKK to suck my cock is stranded as well. Philippine Air has offered her a replacement ticket in a weeks time, but no accommodation or expenses. If that happened to you or me, we would argue to get out of there sooner or claim on insurance. If you're a poor Pinay hooker, who's barely literate, what do you do? Asshole monger who brought her into BKK for a dirty three days is refusing to buy her another ticket. Looks like she will be selling her pussy tonight at Thermae. Hahaha. She needs a bed for the night. Hahaha.

If there are any horny BKK mongers reading this, look out for her on the streets of Sukhumvit or at the Thermae haha. She's a solid 9, with long blonde extensions. She's instagram model material for sure.

[Mr Enternational]

I doubt that many Aussie politicians and other 'big spenders' are going to patronize Ponytails after seeing that video clip and article, as the bar manager is very indiscrete.

Or maybe they will start using a fake name and say they from another country as they should have been doing all along.

[Goferring]

Most important time of the year, is right now.

In two weeks time the girls will be in panic mode to collect enough money for Christmas celebrations with family and friends.

Likely for AC. Elsewhere, I'd suggest the lead up to exam time is the best time of year to be in town. March / April also gets you away from typhoon season.

Enjoy. G.