Angeles City

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Firstly to my many fans, critics and respondents.

Pedro – never been compared to a physicist before but thanks I'll take it – were you referring to Einstein, Newton or Heisenberg? Pilot – no haven't been to Aqua – CPT has a nice rooftop pool, no girls but, but nice place to chill. E. the. – when you are over 6 foot you need comfort and I need comfort that's why I fly business- hope that's ok with you? But agree PAL is not the best airline. Also FOMO only applies to those who don't get it regular and have it as to speak "on tap". Luckily some of us have the option to pass on pussy on some nights – as I have said before if you don't get it one night you will get it the next. As to " sex is everywhere and take the first option which presents itself – really? Surely reading this now you would like to detract that statement. IMO too many guys are so pussy desperate that they accept substandard girls. When I was young an older guy said to me "a fucks a fuck' and I would reply "yeah but you got to have standards" Suppose it's a perspective thing. SEA trav – if not Pattaya or Angeles where- give me the KL Beach club girls or girls of HCM – or even girls in Oz that cost a fortune – at least self respect, a long term plan for their life and some dress and hygiene sense would help. I find its interesting that people criticise me for spending money to get her but then make the statement ' pay way too much for top class hookers" – forget who it was but once again really? Angeles – top class? Macau – to me that's top class. And you pay "way too much" – and then everyone complains about prices going up and girls attitude. As to Mr. Blank- not sure how to take your comments – now you prob can assume I have pretty high standards – the 8's were hot body, nice face, not skanky looking or hardened. They called them Platinum girls – is that a ref to price or from another bar?

So to day 3 – woke up and thought time to hit the gym. In Oz only one day a week I don't do some exercise of a real kind so try to at least maintain when OS. CPT doesn't have a gym but you can use Pac Breeze hotel gym. Well like most gyms OS pretty dodgy but enough to do some maintenance work. Bfast at Bunny Burger where ham & cheese croissant was fair without being great. Note also bloody hard to get decent coffee here too Spent most of day chilling by pool – I have late bfast so lunch is maybe a sandwhich or cake or something small. Dinner is decent meal – eating 2 big meals a day helps with waist line esp as said with interrupted exercise routine. Funny when I travel tend to loose weight – prob due to loss of muscle mass and lots of walking. Dinner at hotel was Fet Cab & salad which was once again edible but not great. Food will be better in Sabang.

*Hit the Perimetre bars about 5:30 – once again very disappointed with talent. Yeah yeah I need to get there earlier. Thanks who told me to stay away from massage girls on Fields. Are they really all underage – I nearly took home a cutie but thought ain't messing with "what ifs". Bar hopped – ended up at Insomnia – took girl home 2000 plus 1 lady drink plus coke for me. She was eager so we had a good time. Kicked her out at 11 ish with 200 tip. She seemed happy enough as she was prob going back to bar to increase her nightly takings. She wanted my number but prob won't see her again. She seemed confused why I picked her – I just said you looked nice. But she said lots more prettier girls in clubs – she seemed to lack self esteem – also if you are not a stick figure seems that you are ugly. Crashed about 12.

Day 3 alright but not great. Can't get used to this bars opening from 10 – 2 pm and most deals done by 4. Throws out my schedule LOL. Just feel like mongering is a night thing BUT yes I know when in Rome.

Nam: Kim.

Bar: Insomnia.

Age: 22 she said.

Face, Body; 7 ish – a bit chunkier than normal stick Filipina – nice tits.

Perf: GFE, FS, BBBJ, DFK.

Rating: 7 not bad but prob standard service for here – no better worse than second night girl.

Day 4. Woke up went for 45 min walk (amazing how girls on street at that time – got propositioned at 7:20 as walking. Man do these girls ever stop fucking? Breakfast at Bunny Burger – stuck to Aussi bfast met some nice English gents exchanged stories back to hotel. About 11 am headed off to SM Mall for a look see. Got a cinema so might go see Frozen 2 in future (not). Quick look around – well not much to see – lots of speciality shops that you wouldn't walk into, one department store with small range- tried to find singlets for me but either not much or not my size – 2 XL – usual problem in Asia. Had coffee and cake – both fair and left. Don't know where the girls hanging out at the Mall were – it was Sat from 11- 2 ish – plenty of Mums and kids. Hung around Starbucks for maybe 1 hour sipping coffee, dust would prob collect on me before something showed up. Trike there and back 100 peso each way from CPT. For sat morning seemed quite dead really esp being before Christmas – did I go to early? Would I go again – only if I was bored shitless -which just might happen here. LOL.

Cruised around in the afternoon hung out at pool and watching fast & Furious 7 or was it 8,9 or 10? Dinner at 4:30 till 5:30 at place near Walk St entrance. Butter chicken & garlic bread – mehr 7 out of 10. Quick look up and down W St. , quick look in a few bars and then back to hotel.

*Jayne from second night has been hassling me – you know morning calls, what you doing bb, I come now ok – she got a bit persistent so I told her I didn't like that so she backed off. I try not to see same girl two nights in a row gives them the wrong idea. Anyway we had ok time and I thought lets just repeat so we did. She was here 10 minutes after I rang. She was horny and excited I rang her again (more like money hungry) Anyway she came I came and we had nice time. Sent her on her way with 1200 and she was happy BUT I will repeat BUT rarely 3rd time – I only 3rd time if they are outstanding and we have a true connection. So that was Day 4. 4 down 4 to go Angeles is pretty mehr. Sorry if you are afan.

NI.

[D Cups]

Goferring,

Now my travel calendar is based heavily on college exam schedules. Good one, G Man! And with so many universities the windows of opportunity are quite extensive! Cheers, mate!

[Goferring]

Real pensioners avoid Christmas travel as the flights are too expensive.

I use to travel around Christmas and new year. The week between the two has to be the worst time (except maybe Holy Week) to be mongering in country: the weather sucks; the inevitable typhoon will limit travel around the islands / provinces; the girls who can most afford it (ie the hot ones) go home anyway.

Now my travel calendar is based heavily on college exam schedules. 😁.

Enjoy. G.

[Engine Driver]

Never ceases to amaze me that men pay huge sums to get here and then are cheap charlies while here. Very odd behavior ED.

Top class plonk? I did not know Shangri La serves VB on tap? LOL (well that is what top class plonk means to a someone from the Eastern states LOL).

Hahahaha. Don't knock VB. It's a good working mans beer, brewed for hard working people like me. I remember taking my steam locomotive into Perth one day. Me, the fireman and guard got totally wasted on Emu Export Lager. It tasted like rancid cat's urine. Do they still make that shit over there?

[Blanquiceleste]

To really appreciate it you have to lower your standards quite a bit and appreciate it for what it is. Cheap sex

Dinner at Brass Knobs Restaurant which was reported to be decent food but Chicken Schnitzel and chips and soggy vegetables were pretty poor. Got there at 6 pm and bar was full with approx. 12 girls on stage. Saw 2 Platinum girls who were 8's, a few regular girls who were 7 ish and others well, pass.

Looks like Kazeu's advice has been well received and implemented. Finding 8's at Brass Knobs (or any other place on Perimeter, except some of the K bars) must mean something.

Wait! Did I also read something about find a 7 on WeChat for 1200 pesos? Can't wait to read the reports over the next few weeks.

[Sxxxx]

Real pensioners avoid Christmas travel as the flights are too expensive.

In that case, real pensioners do not deserve Christmas Pussy!

[Elemental]

Spent a week+both weekends in PH late October. A few days in MNL, and few in AC. Already posted in the Makati thread, so this is for AC.

Got to AC via the Genesis bus from MNL airport. Really easy and comfortable, would definitely take it again.

Arrived kind of late, around 9 or so. Checked in, unpacked, showered, etc. My buddy just arrived the same day and he just crashed, so I started by hitting up a girl from Tinder that I've been chatting up for a while. Agreed on 500 to meet and 2.5 k more if the "interview" goes well, which it did.

She was 24, light skinned, not a stunner but a spinner which is what I usually go for. Says that it's her first time ever freelancing. Didn't believe her at the time, but I am of the opinion that she did not lie about that (still talking to her a month later, so I've learned a lot).

Anyway, decided to move it to the room.

Although she didn't want to blow me, I got her to do it anyway for a short while. Quickly moved onto the bed where the fun began.

Now, I'll be honest. I was already pretty drunk at this point, so I don't remember much. What I do remember is that she was super vocal saying shit like "fuck me hard baby, you dick is so big, etc. " All in all, awesome service. A+, would (and did) see again.

In the morning, locked up my shit and got breakfast with my friend while the girl slept.

Came back and she's still sleeping so I just start bothering the shit out of her. She responded with "do whatever you want back there" and I obliged. Fucked her prone bone, no cover this time. Shit happens. That woke her right up, and she turns me on my back and jumps on top of me. "I'm so fucking wet baby!" - yeah, I noticed hahaha.

I'm pretty sure she had way more fun than I did. Later I find out that she had cum multiple times every time. Feels good man LOL.

Anyway, sent her on her way, and spent the rest of the day just wasting time. Walked over to a place called Gerry's for lunch, which was pretty terrible. Everything was super greasy, which I now understand is normal Filipino cuisine.

I thought my buddy would be up to hit the bars in the evening but I guess he was still jetlagged and so he just crashed early again. Decided I'll give Tinder girl another go. Chick took freaking forever to get ready, so I was determined to get her drunk. Met at Tequila Reef, which also was not good, but the tequila worked. Went back to the hotel and pretty much the same shit.

During the day, my buddy and were needed a cover story about just visiting Subic, so booked a car from the hotel to Subic to spend the day there and take random pictures.

With our cover story set, and my friend finally recovered from jetlag, hit the bars Tuesday night for our final night.

Started at Shooters. Remember reading about it here so checked it out. Terrible talent and left after a beer. However, I liked the setup, which was more like a strip club. Later, I realized that other places were more like a theatre / fishbowl / stage setup.

Went to another place where the girls were advertising that there were 60-100 girls inside. Can't remember the name, but they weren't lying. Unfortunately, there were maybe 4 girls worth my money there. Since it's our first time in AC, decided to have a few drinks and keep moving.

After a few more stops in random bars, we ended up XOXO.

That place is much bigger on the inside than it appears from the outside. Tiered pricing, I think it was like 3. 6 k for a normal girl, 4 k for a "model".

Had a blast in there. As I walked in, I thought I saw a mamasan from one of the previous bars, and shouted "didn't I just see you at the other bar?

After that, she took really good care of us. We were laughing and joking, I was feeling up her tits while she was feeling mine, just good ol' fun hahaha. Later she explained that she thought I was someone she knew (which I clearly wasn't).

She was giving me all kinds of recommendations on the girls, and provided me with a laser pointer so that I could point out a girl and she can tell me what she knows about them.

After a few flops, I picked out a "model" to barfine. To my regret, as the girl I picked went to change and leave, another really cute girl speaking great English sits down next to me. Had half a mind to swap my purchase, but decided whatever. Maybe next time.

Girl was 20, light skin, looked more Chinese that Filipino. Terrible English, but great attitude, and she tried to communicate at least.

Started in the shower, moved onto the bed. A little more cushion than I would've normally liked, but hell, I couldn't complain. Another round in the morning, and off she went. And off we went, back to MNL.

[BrainDrain]

Enjoy the fucks while you can get them guys, cause the Pensionado's are arriving en masse, few days time.

Real pensioners avoid Christmas travel as the flights are too expensive.

[Kabul Guy]

1. Tourists look at all kinds of crap. Thailand's and Holland's Red Light Districts are now family tourist haunts.
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Amsterdam has actually started banning guided tours to the Red Light District due to the congestion caused by al the lookie lou's and the negative impact on the girls earnings.

[Wicked Roger]

You say you splurged $4 k on a J class ticket for an 8-hour flight on a totally shit airline.

and drink top class plonk with the hiso crowd hahaha.

Never ceases to amaze me that men pay huge sums to get here and then are cheap charlies while here. Very odd behavior ED.

Top class plonk? I did not know Shangri La serves VB on tap? LOL (well that is what top class plonk means to a someone from the Eastern states LOL).

[PedroMorales]

Now? I first visited the Red Light District of Amsterdam in 1973 and it was a tourist attraction then.

Now tour Angeles.

[Turgid]

...........Holland's Red Light Districts are now family tourist haunts.........

Now? I first visited the Red Light District of Amsterdam in 1973 and it was a tourist attraction then.

[SEAtraveller]

Day 2 Ok starting to get my bearings and get a better feel for the place yes it is just another Pattaya but on a smaller scale. And yes I went to Pattaya once and am not going back.".

If Pattaya and Angeles are not your cup of tea, then what is?

Meh, Angeles might not be a mongering heaven, but it definitely worth visiting once. I would regret not visiting it once in my lifetime.

[Engine Driver]

NI, I was in AC the same time as you, but our experiences are totally different.

The Philippines is one of easiest places on earth to get laid and you are making a meal of it. You are an experienced monger, yet you have made some basic mistakes.

Firstly, you over planned everything way in advance and just asked too many questions, which basically annoyed many people. You even planned out what meal you would be having at such and such time / date / place six months in advance. Such level of precision planning might work for you in Geneva or Frankfurt where time means something, but it sure ain't going to be successful in downtown Angeles Fucking City. A 4.00 pm date with a chick might mean she turns up at 5.30 pm, 6.30 pm or doesn't show up at all. Get used to it. You can't plan anything in AC as nothing works to a schedule. Roll with it.

Secondly, you are suffering from Fear of Missing Out (FOMO). Let the opportunities come to you in AC. You can't possibly chase everything. You will go mad. Sex is everywhere and take the first option which presents itself. In the Philippines you can't pass up on the first unexpected offer as your planned option might never eventuate. Then you go home with blue balls like you did on Day 1.

The other thing that confuses me is your cost conscious approach. You say you splurged $4 k on a J class ticket for an 8-hour flight on a totally shit airline. Then you are counting every peso on the ground. I'm happy to pay a fraction of that for a Cebu Pacific ticket and endure 8 hours with working class Filipinos from Western Sydney and eat their 2 minute noodles. That then means I can splurge on gold toilets at the Shangers and ABC, pay way too much for top shelf hookers and drink top class plonk with the hiso crowd hahaha.

[Chocha Monger]

There are lots of pretty things handing out cards for massage on Fields Avenue. Most of them look about 14-16 years of age. That's because that's how old they actually are. Hahahaha. A number of people have confirmed that's their age. The bars won't take them and they need the money to support their dad's cheap tequila habit back in the provinces. Their Korean masters have paid the cops to look the other way, but that's no reason for you horny mongers to fall into the honey trap. Yes I agree that there will be nothing more sexy on this planet than to watch a 15 year old cutie stroke your cock while lovingly gazing into your eyes, but just keep walking and don't accept their cards. If you are busted with a girl in your hotel room, your life as you know it is over.

They list this particular massage on their flyers as "The Prince Andrew" for 500 pesos. You should decline this option and head to the nearest pizza shop instead.

CM,

I am always grateful for your considered wine and food pairing suggestions. All that money your mom invested in your sommelier education has clearly not gone to waste.

While those old horny mongers are stocking up on cheap tequila by the crate load to bribe their way into virgin provincial pussy, you and I will be traveling in style, quaffing Legende Bordeaux Blanc and barebacking nasty pug nosed hookers with a bad case of the clap. Hahahaha. The antioxidant properties of that particular Frogland plonk are well known to ward off infections.

We have even read about one horny monger that wants to drive around the remote provinces, with a pickup truck full of cheap tequila, looking to flag down innocent virgins. Hahaha. Back in White Man Land, if he tried that trick, they would send him to a maximum security Federal penitentiary and throw away the key. Hahaha.

BTW, since old Club Foot has died, are you thinking of taking his place on the Wine List Guys group? They are looking for an erudite Francophile like yourself to take up the editorship of their esteemed wine rag. Also, was Trim Keeper ever a wine connoisseur?

Getting papa drunk on cheap XXX Siglo Treinta Tequila Gold in order to defraud his provincial virgin daughter of her virginity sounds familiar. Perhaps it is because it sounds suspiciously like colonialists giving the natives firewater in return for ownership of their land in what is now White Man Land. Things usually turn very ugly when horny foreign man, cheap tequila, and male relatives of Filipina fuck meat come together. The odds are good that it will result in the fatality of the horny foreign sex monger. Whoever came up with that scheme would do well to reconsider all possible outcomes.

In spite of being an erudite Francophile, I have not received an invitation to the editorship of Backwater Wines. I believe this is because the readership of that rag is largely composed of Night Train quaffing pensioners rather than refined connoisseurs of fine Carruades de Lafite. As for Trim Keeper, his interests lay beyond vintages. He was more of a connoisseur of exotic provincial fuck meats, part poissonnier and part grillardin.