Angeles City

[Sxxxx]

I just returned from a 3-day trip to AC. ..................................

Thanks for your frank report titled "Fucking Philippines". Yes it is true, there are negatives in the Philippines. Always have been, always will be.

For sure its losing its value. Honesty, service etc sliding down, down.

But that's true globally, wherever you go. Got to make the best of it, I'm afraid.

[Wicked Roger]

Funny you should say that, as I sometimes run into Daddy and Son mongering teams. I have even met Granddaddy, Daddy and Son monger teams, though they are not as common. LOL!

I am (believe or not) a god parent to a few of my friend's children (all boys as for some other reason they don't want me to be that for their daughters! Most have said I was chosen not only for my deep religious beliefs but also so that I can take the god son to a suitable place when 16 and have his cherry taken or at least make sure he know what to with his todger properly. This would mean Daddy comes along to make sure his son is cared for and protected from all those naughty ladies.

That is always an interesting tag team as you say CM. Has been done more are promised but sometimes Momma Bear is not so keen when I mention the Philippines as his birthday present LOL.

[Bushes]

The school probably did not care but the other male members of the community did about the smaller slices of pie and grubby little fingers in their pie. LOL

On another occasion a group of students suddenly and mysteriously changed schools. Apparently students pimping out their nannies is not good for the reputation of a prestigious International School.

[Falcon 95]

I just returned from a 3-day trip to AC. Maybe I have nowhere to go. I could swear the number of bars is decreasing, but they keep building more and more hotels.

I did not barfine a single girl. I don't go for worse service with a higher price tag because that's what you get these days. I hope I'm wrong about this, for everyone's sake.

This happened several years ago. I was at Sky Trax late one night with a girl. Later, her mamasan enters with three other girls and a white dude. They sit at another table. They order a round of drinks. And I did not see this coming. The waitress brings their bill to me. I tell the waitress, "I did not order those drinks. So take the fucking bill and shove it up your gaping A-hole!" Actually, I did not say that but I probably should have. I ditch the girl and go back to the hotel alone. I know she told the waitress that I will be paying for the drinks. A few years later, I'm talking to the same mamasan. Now, she's the one badmouthing the girl saying she borrowed 1,500 pesos from her and split town without paying her back. So if I get screwed, then it's OK. But if she gets screwed, then it's not OK. Fucking Filipinos.

Before when the drinks were 85 or 95 pesos, I would just give the waitress 100 pesos. But now, they are 115 or 125 and it really sucks. When you give 200 pesos, the waitress tries to keep all of it. Like they would ever give a 75 peso tip for a 125 peso bill. I've seen Filipinos give a 2 peso tip on a 1,000 peso bill at a restaurant. They always take but they never give. Fucking Filipinos.

At a bar in Manila, the waitress brings back the change minus 10 pesos. She tells me the cashier did not have 10 pesos. WTF. Then she goes, "10 pesos my tip. " So she took the 10 pesos because she thought I would not tip her. I was going to tip her 20 pesos. But what can I say.

Do not eat at Salvatore's Italian restaurant, even if you can locate it. It took me three meals there to realize that they had been overcharging me each time. It's subtle because they overcharged me around 60 70 pesos each time. If you saw the interior of the restaurant, you'the think that they have large rats in the kitchen. Surprisingly, the food wasn't all that bad.

This was the last straw. For my departure, the fucking Manila cab driver dropped me off at the end of the arrivals ramp at Terminal 1. He didn't take the access road to Terminal 1 saying there was too much traffic. Instead, he took the access road to Terminal 2 and dropped me off in a no parking area behind the barricades at the end of Terminal 1 Arrivals. Fucked up airport. Worst international airport ever. Actually, that award goes to Clark Airport because the staff don't even make any attempt to hide their corruption. Anyway, I had to enter the arrival floor through security check. Take the elevator to the departure floor. I exit the elevator. I can see the check-in counters from where I'm standing. But the security guard tells me that is an exit from the departure area to the Jollibee area, whatever that means. So I had to exit the building when I was already inside. Show my e-ticket to the security guard again, go through security check again when I had already done that on the floor below. All because the fucking cab driver refused to drive to the departures ramp. I should not have paid the motherfucker. But again what can I say. Fucking Filipinos.

If you don't believe me, then watch the Australia Philippines basketbrawl on Youtube. You will be shocked. These are arrogantly taking selfies after gang beating a helpless Aussie player. All pride but no shame whatsoever.

Goodbye AC. I will forget you.

Next trip will be my maiden voyage to Pattaya. The fucking Filipinos don't deserve my money.

[Goferring]

On the flight over from Hong Kong to Clark in 2008, I chatted with a gorky expat chap just out of high school. He was painfully shy and had booked a room at the Lewis Grand. He wanted tips on how to "score". Yes, virgin. Anyway, I took pity on him and showed him Pony Tails, Atlantis and a few perimeter bars.

Not Angeles but I once lived in a oil / mining town with an expat population large enough to support 3 or 4 international schools. Every June / July it would empty of families as everyone went home or on holidays for the long mid year break. One particular year one family could not return home due to both parents' work commitments. This left one solitary 17 yo kid alone in town. He would be seen moping around the shopping malls or fast food joints, bored senseless and missing his friends who were ribbing him with stories of all the fun they were having back home. This went on for a couple of weeks, with him getting more and more pissed off at being left behind. Then one night he suddenly popped up at one of the bars drinking Coke with one of the girls snuggled up beside him, only now he was grinning from ear to ear. Over the rest of the holiday, his smile just got bigger and bigger as he was seen with a succession of girls that were obviously keeping him entertained. Suddenly his friends' stories of their holiday fun paled into insignificance as he proudly told them how he was spending his time off.

On another occasion a group of students suddenly and mysteriously changed schools. Apparently students pimping out their nannies is not good for the reputation of a prestigious International School.

And:

This reminds me of a story where we had a young guy arrive - 20 something, tall, blond, surfer dude. We took him out and needless to say the girls were very very receptive. When the old hands spread the story that he was a virgin as his fianc had died of cancer before the wedding they were positively frothing at the mouth. The guy never know what was happening nor what hit him as the entire bar wanted to take him out back and solve his perceived problem. For some reason he was "sick" and never made it to work the next day. Lucky bastard.

[BrainDrain]

I've been to Angeles twice and stayed in a couple of nice places near Fields. Someone suggested I should look into Kandi condos for a longer term (one month) rental.

Has anyone had experience with that property? Thanks.

The times I've tried to book in, the place has had a three month waiting list.

If you are planning to be in town for a month then an apartment is the way to go. The extra space provides a better experience.

[ManonsanBoy]

Daddy Monger decides to take Junior to Angeles City and have the bar girls sort him out, hoping it will help his son get right and shut Granddaddy up for good. Once in the bar, he tells Mammasan his problem and she recommends a girl or two to unbox Junior's package back in the room. The girls assigned with the deflowering of Junior are the most seasoned veterans in the bar, and qualified to answer his questions like, "Is it in the right hole?" and "Does everyone cum after three pumps?" LOL!

On the flight over from Hong Kong to Clark in 2008, I chatted with a gorky expat chap just out of high school. He was painfully shy and had booked a room at the Lewis Grand. He wanted tips on how to "score". Yes, virgin. Anyway, I took pity on him and showed him Pony Tails, Atlantis and a few perimeter bars. He could not bear to look at the girl as I negotiated at Pony Tails for him. I insisted LT, multiple shots etc, explaining the situation. She wanted to bring her friend. Both look around 18. Off he went with both. Saw him with the loves of his life the next day at the hotel pool. They joined me and the giggling girls were merciless in their recounting of what happened. He came in the shower as they sandwiched him and he lasted 10 seconds as they BJ him together. Basically came twice before he got to penetrate. He "had" both 3 times each through the night bareback (I often wonder whether he left his genetic footprint there). The girls said they were going to tag him with a string of their friends. At breakfast over the 4 days, new stud was with 2 different girls each time. He was still awkward. The hotel staff would always smile and make comments. At least it was a young couple (+1). Basically, he said he paid each girl 2000 each for 24 hours and indeed they did a relay on him. He was staying a week and I left after 4 days. Never saw him again.

[Mr Enternational]

I've been to Angeles twice and stayed in a couple of nice places near Fields. Someone suggested I should look into Kandi condos for a longer term (one month) rental.

Has anyone had experience with that property? Thanks.

I have a couple of buddies that stay there that love it. I read the reviews before and the main problem people had was that if you rent longer term, you need to buy extra sheets and towels so that when you wash one set you will have another set to use.

[Xdentx]

I've been to Angeles twice and stayed in a couple of nice places near Fields. Someone suggested I should look into Kandi condos for a longer term (one month) rental.

Has anyone had experience with that property? Thanks.

[NgPeter1688]

Chocha and Mr. E are right: don't make this harder than it needs to be:

1. Be clear in your profile what you want. No need to be rude or offensive but if you are in town for a couple of weeks and want to meet new people, say so. Do not mention "girlfriend", "relationship" or similar unless that is actually what you want.

2. Stay on theme for your messages and don't give the impression that she may be able to turn the situation into a long term relationship. Again no need to be offensive but "New friends" is generally accepted to mean non monogamous. "Fun" means meet for sex.

3. If they say they are looking for a long relationship, ask of she is happy with something less serious until Mr. Right appears. Most will be fine with this.

4. Don't be afraid to ask her pretty direct questions. Girls receive hundreds of responses a day. Everything from "You're beautiful, marry me" to "Send me a video of you taking a dump on the shitter. " Nothing you ask will be a surprise to her..

Your advise is helpful. I think I am able to manage it now without hesitation in checking the girl in those dating app. Actually, I got few girl make a positive reply in my direction.

[Goferring]

Mr Monger, would you please share your strategy for determining which girls are prostitutes?

😁 😉 😁 😉.

Simply go to the right bar...

Chocha, thanks but I thought the emojis at the end of my post would have shown that that I was being sarcastic and only joking. Like Sxxxx, I was amused that some of the recent posters needed their hand to be held so much!!

Cheers.

I think some of these guys should bring their Mum along with them.

And mum might get lucky too, and find a nice trike driver for a modest price.

[Chocha Monger]

I think some of these guys should bring their Mum along with them.

And mum might get lucky too, and find a nice trike driver for a modest price.

Funny you should say that, as I sometimes run into Daddy and Son mongering teams. I have even met Granddaddy, Daddy and Son monger teams, though they are not as common. The problem is usually along similar lines. The mean girls back in the homeland rejected Junior Monger's amorous attentions in some extremely brutal and embarrassing ways, causing him to lose his nerve to approach women permanently. Junior Monger is in his late 20's or 30's, and still a virgin with no sign of recovering from his trauma induced phobia of women. He has joined the ranks of the involuntary celibate, and his progenitors are mortified that he will become a 40-year-old virgin.

Granddaddy Monger expresses his dismay at the prospect of his grandson becoming a dead branch on the family tree. He feels his time running out and blames Daddy Monger for not raising the boy to be a real man. Granddaddy Monger usually feels more passionate about his son's failures as a father after several drinks too many and becoming a bit of an abusive drunk. He threatens to disinherit his son and grandson if they do not get the virgin shine off Junior's knob end.

Daddy Monger decides to take Junior to Angeles City and have the bar girls sort him out, hoping it will help his son get right and shut Granddaddy up for good. Once in the bar, he tells Mammasan his problem and she recommends a girl or two to unbox Junior's package back in the room. The girls assigned with the deflowering of Junior are the most seasoned veterans in the bar, and qualified to answer his questions like, "Is it in the right hole?" and "Does everyone cum after three pumps?" LOL!

[Chocha Monger]

Mr Monger, would you please share your strategy for determining which girls are prostitutes? When I go to bars over 80% are good girls, HRM students that have only been coming to the bar for 2 weeks. They say I am the first poriner that they have spoken to.

Simply go to the right bar. If you are in a go-go bar, sexy-lady KTV bar, or freelance hooker bar, 100% of the girls are tramps even the 80% who are HRM students and keep asking you to buy them many ladies' drinks.

Do all girls have sex? All the ones I meet have a lot of ladies drinks and then say that they can't go with me.

Yes. All the girls have sex but not all will have sex with you. Maybe she no like you, she on her period, she love her trike driver boyfriend too much, or she is lesbian and no like hard cocky in her poosay.

How do I ask if the girl will have sex with me for $$.

Never ask the girl if she will sex with you for money. What you think? She some kind of prostitute? Don't be so rude! Tell her she very sexy woman and you "want to try her. " Even you don't know what that means, she know what you mean.

[Sxxxx]

I think some of these guys should bring their Mum along with them.

And mum might get lucky too, and find a nice trike driver for a modest price.

[Goferring]

Yes, I did chat with them from pinalove, meetme, etc. Most of them replied that they are normal lady with a normal job sometimes. Did not say anything about money exchanged sex etc.

I can feel over 80% I chatted are normal lady (unless they are hiding), just few are bar girl or freelance. I did not try to ask directly for the 80% normal lady whether they are hiding from freelance.

Its great if you can share your strategy.

Chocha and Mr. E are right: don't make this harder than it needs to be:

1. Be clear in your profile what you want. No need to be rude or offensive but if you are in town for a couple of weeks and want to meet new people, say so. Do not mention "girlfriend", "relationship" or similar unless that is actually what you want.

2. Stay on theme for your messages and don't give the impression that she may be able to turn the situation into a long term relationship. Again no need to be offensive but "New friends" is generally accepted to mean non monogamous. "Fun" means meet for sex.

3. If they say they are looking for a long relationship, ask of she is happy with something less serious until Mr. Right appears. Most will be fine with this.

4. Don't be afraid to ask her pretty direct questions. Girls receive hundreds of responses a day. Everything from "You're beautiful, marry me" to "Send me a video of you taking a dump on the shitter. " Nothing you ask will be a surprise to her.

Asking if she can meet you at your hotel, stay the night or is on birth control are perfectly acceptable and pretty indicative of what you want. Many have used some graphic questions to speed up the process and scare away girls that may not be happy sealing the deal.

5. Don't start too early with months of correspondence before you arrive. This sends a message that you will put in a lot of effort and may be looking for a girl friend or wife. Much has been written in the Penpals and Chatrooms forum about lead time so have a read there. Personally, I don't contact any one until I'm in country. "Can you come to my hotel after work?" sends a much more accurate message than "Let's chat online until I arrive next month. ".