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[Dick Hertz]

I highlly recommend Cathay Pacific vs. Those shitty USA (United, et. Al) airlines. Decent enough food in economy class, and you will get all the included alcohol you could ever need, and lovely flight attendents (unlike the 45+ year old. 200 lb. Porkers you'll see on the American airlines, trying to shoehorn their fat asses through the aisles. Absolutely criminal, I tell ya.)

I am in HK and wonder if I can wangle that special DH rate to try out some brown bunny action in Manila (well, not that it's all hard to come by here in HK). What should I tell the reservation agent?"Mee love you long time" "I clean very well"?

So I am confuse about how you fly back from AC to HK. By flying Ceba or Seair in the morning you arrive around 9 am and United, American and some Cathy flight leave between 940 and 1150 am so if you need 3 hours to transfer then does everyone take the pm flight arriving at 2330h and wait the eleven hour layover. It may be better flying into Manila and not worrying about custom tranfer. Also the three times I stayed in AC it was at the Pacific Breeze which was for a week because I split my time in Manila but now I spending all my time in AC. Since I will be staying three weeks I looking for a place that is more affordable. I would like to know if the DM Residente would be a better choose. The cost for a jacuzzi room is half of the PB but can anyone tell me about this place like the room size, condition and the staff. I heard that there is no safe in the room which is strike one but is it okay to keep my stuff there or will I have problems traveling at night. I hope you can help me.

[John Dough]

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[Tally Wacker]

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[Member #4698]

Be aware that when booking a Clark-Cebu flight or vice-versa with cebu pacific, there is a load factor indicator that dictates if that flight is a go or a no. If the seats sold number is under the break even point the flight is cancelled and you will routed through Manila and put on the next Manila-Cebu flight and that can suck.

I did not know that Stroker. Thanks for telling me. The Clark-Cebu flight I took was at least 75% occupied.

[Sky Ryder]

I have read that on United, the flight attendants with seniority (union rules) get their pick of routes. Plus they have a minimum number of flight hours per month they must fly. So the old ones pick the long haul flights and get their monthly minimum done in just a few days work and then use their 'fly free' status the rest of the month.

Cal8

I know it is off the main topic, but want to make sure that the correct information is being put out there. First, almost all (I can't think of one that does not use this system) airlines in North America and most larger ones in Europe use the seniority system when assigning trips to crew members. The way it is handled differs greatly at each carrier. You are correct that most of this is covered by union contract, but even the non-union carriers have similar work rules. You are also correct that at least at United, Continental, Northwest, and I expect before it is all said and done American, the pensions were either terminated or frozen.

Of course back in the "good old days" of regulated skies and age (plus a few other) discrimination, the flight attendants couldn't work past 30 and were not allowed to be married. They had weight and appearance checks on a regular basis. Whether it was "better" then, is a matter of perspective I guess. Certainly from an appearance standpoint it is hard to disagree that a 20 something slender cutie is much preferred to an over 50 battlewagon. Those pesky social issues.

If you have been on a airplane recently you know how full they are, well trying to ride "standby" is a nightmare and I can assure that "fly free" status is anything but.

[Stroker Ace88]

I agree with this, you should call the bank that issued your credit card right before you make the purchase (or maybe even during). In addition, I use my Visa card to buy tickets on Cebu Pacific which is "Verified by Visa". After you imput your card information you will be redirected to another screen where you will need to type in your Verified by Visa password. Then it works for me.[SNIP]

I also use my visa card and book online with cebu pacific without any trouble. The verified by visa extra password is the key. I do inform visa of my plans for international travel and fill in the security department on the info, I often book cebu pacific flights in advance of informing visa.

Only trouble I have had with cebu pacific is getting them to change flights after booking or trying to book a limited super-promo fare when everyone in the Philippines is trying to book the same flight all at once. Best way is to visit a cebu pacific office and deal direct for any changes.

[SNIP]I like Cebu Pacific airlines. They have pretty stewardesses. They use 2 exits on most planes for fast exit. I pay the $5 fee for a reserved seat in the first 4 rows. I usually get a whole row to myself. I wish they flew to the USA. The only downside is the late hour on many of the flights I like to take: Macau – Clark and Clark nonstop to Cebu for example.

Be aware that when booking a Clark-Cebu flight or vice-versa with cebu pacific, there is a load factor indicator that dictates if that flight is a go or a no. If the seats sold number is under the break even point the flight is cancelled and you will routed through Manila and put on the next Manila-Cebu flight and that can suck.

[Cool Traveler]

I have read that on United, the flight attendants with seniority (union rules) get their pick of routes. Plus they have a minimum number of flight hours per month they must fly. So the old ones pick the long haul flights and get their monthly minimum done in just a few days work and then use their 'fly free' status the rest of the month.

Cal8

Cal8, I think that is what is happening. I have so many miles on them, hate to go to another airline. I was sitting in business class last week from Honolulu to Orange County. The seats had individual video screens, with DirectTV. Problem was you needed to run your credit card through to watch anything. I mean, whats up with that. It is business class! And you have to pay for your entertainment.

Unfortunately, I most likely will still fly them.

And yes, to one of the commenters here, Catahy has been sliding downhill. Most of the asian airlines suffered when they lost their most lucrative routes, which were the short routes, that has been taken by the budget airlines.

[California8]

Not the Chase Premier Marriott Rewards card. There is an annual fee, but they give you an anniversary free night at any 1 to 5 category Marriott family hotels to compensate. The 5x points rewards add up fast and I have received many free nights, plus free room upgrades. So consider changing your card. If you don't like Marriott, try the Priority Intercontinental Chase card. Same deal: annual fee, but free anniversary nights, no transaction fees, and free automatic room upgrades.

Ditto Natty Bumpo: I take my Chase Premier Marriott Rewards credit card whenever I go overseas and there is no foreign transaction fee. And those fees really add up.

Cal8

[California8]

Sidestory:

I flew from Guam to Honolulu last week, and then on to Orange County from Honolulu. One of the United steward was old and overweight. On top of that she was dragging one of her leg. She could barely walk or function. My flight from LAX to Shanghai was similar, where the steward was in her 60s. I am not kidding here. Most likely close to late 60s. She could barely function, and the rest of the crew were picking up the slack. The sad part of this whole thing is, that they are working because they most likely lost all of their pension. I just don't get it. Why can't they put them somewhere safe, like at the counter or something like that?

I have read that on United, the flight attendants with seniority (union rules) get their pick of routes. Plus they have a minimum number of flight hours per month they must fly. So the old ones pick the long haul flights and get their monthly minimum done in just a few days work and then use their 'fly free' status the rest of the month.

Cal8

[Member #4698]

Only downside is Chase charges a 3% foreign transaction fee.

Not the Chase Premier Marriott Rewards card. There is an annual fee, but they give you an anniversary free night at any 1 to 5 category Marriott family hotels to compensate. The 5x points rewards add up fast and I have received many free nights, plus free room upgrades. So consider changing your card. If you don't like Marriott, try the Priority Intercontinental Chase card. Same deal: annual fee, but free anniversary nights, no transaction fees, and free automatic room upgrades.

I like Cebu Pacific airlines. They have pretty stewardesses. They use 2 exits on most planes for fast exit. I pay the $5 fee for a reserved seat in the first 4 rows. I usually get a whole row to myself. I wish they flew to the USA. The only downside is the late hour on many of the flights I like to take: Macau – Clark and Clark nonstop to Cebu for example.

[Sky Ryder]

Yes the opening of that route by CP is a god send. Otherwise it was frigg'and horrible and United has the worst employees I have ever witnessed from a USA airline. But its employee owned so that explains alot.

United to HK from ORD lost my business as soon as AI saw the Cathay Pacific new route.

Slippery,

Not trying to defend UAL employees, but before you start bashing the UAL workers, you should check your ". UAL is NOT employee owned, it was in the late 1990's, (when it was also very profitable and the stock split 4-1). The airline filed bankruptcy in 2003 and those "grumpy" employees have been working under the same court imposed agreement since that time.

The "new" management, ie old CAL officers said they wanted a fresh start, and yet have not seen fit to finish the process of combining the groups, citing the employees resistance as the reason.

As usual the management runs off with a large bonus, leaving the workers behind to try to give a good service with less and less. Doesn't take long to figure out who loses in that equation. EVERYONE!

[Ezinho]

My foreign CC works fine with CP, but I have to call my bank in advance (just a few minutes ahead of time) to tell them I'm booking with an asian-only airline. If I forget to call and tell them, the charge gets declined, and usually within about 15 minutes my bank calls me, checking for fraudulent activity.

I agree with this, you should call the bank that issued your credit card right before you make the purchase (or maybe even during). In addition, I use my Visa card to buy tickets on Cebu Pacific which is "Verified by Visa". After you imput your card information you will be redirected to another screen where you will need to type in your Verified by Visa password. Then it works for me.

I'm not sure if Mastercard has a "verified" system? And I don't think Cebu Pacific takes American Express. But I am successful in using my Chase bank-issued Visa card on CPs website. Only downside is Chase charges a 3% foreign transaction fee.

[WestCoast1]

I understand that Cebu Pacific still makes it very difficult / impossible to book online using a foreign credit cared. From my knowledge, it is the only global airline that does this.

My foreign CC works fine with CP, but I have to call my bank in advance (just a few minutes ahead of time) to tell them I'm booking with an asian-only airline. If I forget to call and tell them, the charge gets declined, and usually within about 15 minutes my bank calls me, checking for fraudulent activity.

[Apeman 28]

I understand that Cebu Pacific still makes it very difficult / impossible to book online using a foreign credit cared. From my knowledge, it is the only global airline that does this.

Yep, typical Philipino joke. Tried my cards online, no go. Rang call centre got to the "enter your details via automated system" still no fucking good.

I now have to book thru local agent, who are about 1000p more than the web price What a joke.

The wankers need to come into 21st century.

[Fastpiston]

I understand that Cebu Pacific still makes it very difficult / impossible to book online using a foreign credit cared. From my knowledge, it is the only global airline that does this.