2004 Pattaya Reports

[Duniawala]

Could anyone enlighten me if race, ethnicity or nationality has anything to do with the quality of BJs or fucking. Is there a statistical databas somewhere that I can look up?

My experience has been that some girls are better than others no matter where in the world i am. Am I missing something. :-(

To all, have a Happy New Year!

[FoxesHunter]

Hi,
I have been to Jakarta and I was so surprised about quality of blowjob of indonesian girls. Now I'd like to know if thai girls are so clever like indonesian girls. In fact I don't know if I will go to Jakarta again or I will go to Pattaya.
thanks

[SirHumpsaLott]

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PS. I am sorry to say this now that you have shown that you have a voice - but a man who thinks that 300 is a lot of money in any currency (3000 riel in Cambodia is 75 cents) should consider retake 4th grade math ...)

Just can't help it can ya? For the record, I come from the US where $300US is not neccessarily pocket change, maybe to you it is, oh well, good on ya. Anyway, point is, you need to understand that not everyone here has the benefit of travelling here as much as you may have and just may need a moment to adjust to the local currency, but you in your infinite righteous wisdom and arrogant jest would suggest that they retake 4th grade math? Gee maybe you're right since I must have been sick that day they covered baht to dollar conversion. But then again, you are still operating on narrow minded assumptions regarding my FIRST-TIME, FIRST DAY ENCOUNTER! You seem to really want to believe that I intended to rip the girl off. Maybe you should ask yourself why when it has been clearly established that this was not the case.

Maybe a little introspection is neccessary guy?

Get over it and get a life,

Peace D/H

SH

Excellent answer. You have proved your migth and virility. May I hope that your future generousity will be as big?

(Please understand that 300 baht for 5 cums is 60 baht per cum is 1.5 greenbacks per cum is stupid is cheap charlie by the definition ...)

Wish you good luck in Thailand (I think you will need it ...).

Yours sincerely

Philo

(PS. I am sorry to say this now that you have shown that you have a voice - but a man who thinks that 300 is a lot of money in any currency (3000 riel in Cambodia is 75 cents) should consider retake 4th grade math ...)

[Sting]

Philo,

Shit... (not copying SA here)

Now you've got me feeling a little embarassed because I don't feel comfortable when I am told that I am always right. I am probably wrong more than most people on this board. Just look at the defensive nature of many of my posts (this one included). It is one of my many character flaws to think that I am usually right. It stems from certain problems I had in childhood. Hmmm... See what I mean, I'm wrong again! I've still got those certain problems and I am suppossedly an adult now.

Anyway, feel free to tell me to fuck off at this point. I didn't mean to type a message that is so long and personal, but I couldn't help it. My mind has a case of the bends today. I've been running on empty doing the forgetting things since Wednesday.

Take care and think positive! It beats the hell out of the other choices.
poster

long posting lol ! Happy New Year !!! ..for all mongers!!!!

[SirHumpsaLott]

thanks for the kind words and info and i think you are right about the long term thing as i have now been hanging with the same girl (first one who everyone thought got ripped off) for a few days now and counting dinners, drinks, cab rides, etc, have probably spent more on her than i would have otherwise but probably less than what i would hve had i continued with different girls every day. oh well, she is a pretty cool chick whatever her motives and girl-friendly so i consider it money well spent. there are a few guys staying in my hotel who have also been with the same local girls for the duration of their stay and i can definetely understand why; less hassle and these girls really know how to take care of a guy. i had to get used to a woman handfeeding me and pouring my drinks wherever we went! going to spend ny eve with her and her friend tonite on walking street hitting the go-go's then back to my hotel to ring in the new year with her and her aforementioned girlfriend. i'm planning something really raunchy for this so stand by for the future report!

as for my somewhat smartass replies, well, i was somewhat peeved that it seemed that many here were really quick to believe that i was out to rip the girl off without giving me the benefit of doubt as it was my first day. yes, i had read the reports and in hindsight should have logged on here once i arrived to get a "refresher" course in the price/currency system here but was really excited about being here and finally experiencing it and really just wanted to get laid right away. thanks for the tip on how to manage the baht, i've found it is really easy to spend money here if you don't have a realistic idea of what you're actually spending and your system will definetly prove useful. anyway, getting behind on my reports, this is day 8 and i have a lot of catching up to do. will try do post more about days 2-7 later.

peace

s/h

p.s. how the hell do you post pics here? i have some great ones so far but can't seem to get them on.

sirhumpsalott:

just to be very clear, the only reason i posted anything regarding your first night tip was because you'd noted you'd been a member for a long while and had always envied other people's reports. from that i (and i expect others) simply presumed you'd read the reports and done some research before your trip, and so was commenting on something that didn't seem to fit. you've now made clear that you're learning as you go along, as many do, and i for one appreciate your reports, hope you keep them coming, and hope the rest of your trip is as enjoyable as it seems it's been so far! i certainly meant no disrespect, and my comment was simply about fairness to someone who treated you well. i agree with you that if you're unfamiliar with a currency, it can be difficult to get your head around what things truly cost or are worth -- i usually just try to keep in mind that 100 baht is about $2.50, so 1000 baht is $25, and so on, and i look at each note as being a dollar bill of that value. so i think of the purples as $12.50 bills, the browns as double that and the little blues as a buck and a quarter. that way it's easy to keep a general sense of what you're really paying.

as far as your repeat encounter with the night's first girl, it sounds like you might have either lucked into a true gem or found someone who might be interested in playing you for the longer term/bigger bucks. sometimes it's tough to tell one from the other, so just enjoy and be careful.

and just to clarify dinghy's post to you: massage parlor girls get a portion of the fee you pay to the establishment, (3600baht, in this case, which probably included some baht which went to the driver who brought you there) so the common practice is to give lower tips than you would with a freelander or bar girl, who is generally only getting what you give to her. traveler's list is a good one, as it points out that there is generally the same kind of price structure you might find anywhere, with a "going rate" for a particular situation and then people trying to move up or down the scale accordingly. of course it can also be the old argument about whether the food at a more ritzy restaurant is truly worth twice the price (posters here who frequent the beach road girls emphatically argue no) but that's the general way of things.

and don't overly worry about people criticizing this or that -- some are trying to help, others are just sniping, as people do -- just have a good time! i for one am envious as hell, as you're there right now and i'm not, and i am happy to see your reports.

[PosterLion]

Philo,

Shit... (not copying SA here)

Now you've got me feeling a little embarassed because I don't feel comfortable when I am told that I am always right. I am probably wrong more than most people on this board. Just look at the defensive nature of many of my posts (this one included). It is one of my many character flaws to think that I am usually right. It stems from certain problems I had in childhood. Hmmm... See what I mean, I'm wrong again! I've still got those certain problems and I am suppossedly an adult now.

To take your back and stick up for you about treating the bar girls with respect I could not agree more. I know that might not be very believable coming from a flippant S-O-B like myself but I do mean it and of course state here and now that you are not wrong for taking your position.

I have done plenty of lower-than-whale-shit-on-the-bottom-of-the-ocean things in my life and a bar girl hasn't got much on me that would make her a lower being. In fact, most of them are probably better people than myself.

Stick with what you are doing and defend those little mama's. They deserve it as much as anyone I've ever met. We are all pretty much a bucket of scum in the grand scheme of things.

I get the feeling that you and I are not so different. After all, both of us moved to Thailand and it's pretty obvious from both our posts that the dickhead did a lot of our thinking. That is why I tolerate SA and his machismo style. He's got experience and it shows. And most of what he says is also not wrong, even though his style makes it sound about as wrong as yellow rain.

Anyway, feel free to tell me to fuck off at this point. I didn't mean to type a message that is so long and personal, but I couldn't help it. My mind has a case of the bends today. I've been running on empty doing the forgetting things since Wednesday.

Take care and think positive! It beats the hell out of the other choices.
poster

[Mangga]

Hey Draco!

Thanks for the happy news about girls in Pattaya still dancing in the nude! You just made my New Year!

I think I'll make the trip from Indonesia after all... wooh, can't wait...

Jakarta is one of the best places in the world for pussy, almost all inexpensive and lots absolutely free. But there is nothing to compare to a Thai go go bar with a festival of naked female flesh on show.

[Philo]

Um...

Hey Guys...

Did you know that bananas cost about 20 baht per bunch? I'm talking about the little ones of course. They are yellow and they taste about the same as the big ones, but they are a hell of a lot cheaper.

There is one problem. Because they are smaller, they get ripe and spoil quicker.

Other than that, they are mighty fucking tasty! Everyone in Thailands eats them: farmer's daughters, university students, sex tourists, and there are reports that say Thaksin likes them.

Come on you guys. Lighten up. There is nothing wrong with keeping your baht in your pocket. If you don't believe me, go ask the Chinese.

Of course you are right - as always. But sometimes the girls must be defended by any (on my part stupid) means.

ph

[Joe Zop]

Sirhumpsalott:

Just to be very clear, the only reason I posted anything regarding your first night tip was because you'd noted you'd been a member for a long while and had always envied other people's reports. From that I (and I expect others) simply presumed you'd read the reports and done some research before your trip, and so was commenting on something that didn't seem to fit. You've now made clear that you're learning as you go along, as many do, and I for one appreciate your reports, hope you keep them coming, and hope the rest of your trip is as enjoyable as it seems it's been so far! I certainly meant no disrespect, and my comment was simply about fairness to someone who treated you well. I agree with you that if you're unfamiliar with a currency, it can be difficult to get your head around what things truly cost or are worth -- I usually just try to keep in mind that 100 baht is about $2.50, so 1000 baht is $25, and so on, and I look at each note as being a dollar bill of that value. So I think of the purples as $12.50 bills, the browns as double that and the little blues as a buck and a quarter. That way it's easy to keep a general sense of what you're really paying.

As far as your repeat encounter with the night's first girl, it sounds like you might have either lucked into a true gem or found someone who might be interested in playing you for the longer term/bigger bucks. Sometimes it's tough to tell one from the other, so just enjoy and be careful.

And just to clarify Dinghy's post to you: massage parlor girls get a portion of the fee you pay to the establishment, (3600baht, in this case, which probably included some baht which went to the driver who brought you there) so the common practice is to give lower tips than you would with a freelander or bar girl, who is generally only getting what you give to her. Traveler's list is a good one, as it points out that there is generally the same kind of price structure you might find anywhere, with a "going rate" for a particular situation and then people trying to move up or down the scale accordingly. Of course it can also be the old argument about whether the food at a more ritzy restaurant is truly worth twice the price (posters here who frequent the beach road girls emphatically argue no) but that's the general way of things.

And don't overly worry about people criticizing this or that -- some are trying to help, others are just sniping, as people do -- just have a good time! I for one am envious as hell, as you're there right now and I'm not, and I am happy to see your reports.

[Philo]

........

Peace out, dickhead.

........
SH

Excellent answer. You have proved your migth and virility. May I hope that your future generousity will be as big?

(Please understand that 300 baht for 5 cums is 60 baht per cum is 1.5 greenbacks per cum is stupid is cheap charlie by the definition ...)

Wish you good luck in Thailand (I think you will need it ...).

Yours sincerely

Philo

(PS. I am sorry to say this now that you have shown that you have a voice - but a man who thinks that 300 is a lot of money in any currency (3000 riel in Cambodia is 75 cents) should consider retake 4th grade math ...)

[PosterLion]

Um...

Hey Guys...

Did you know that bananas cost about 20 baht per bunch? I'm talking about the little ones of course. They are yellow and they taste about the same as the big ones, but they are a hell of a lot cheaper.

There is one problem. Because they are smaller, they get ripe and spoil quicker.

Other than that, they are mighty fucking tasty! Everyone in Thailands eats them: farmer's daughters, university students, sex tourists, and there are reports that say Thaksin likes them.

Come on you guys. Lighten up. There is nothing wrong with keeping your baht in your pocket. If you don't believe me, go ask the Chinese.

[SirHumpsaLott]

that was my point d**ckweed. since you suffer from selective reading and lack of imagination, i will re-iterate that (a) it was my first day and did'nt find out the actual price of a cab ride until later, hours after i was already in pattaya! i found out when i walked down 2nd street and saw the signs advertising 800b airport rides. (b) your whole bone of contention is based on you assuming that i actually intended to rip the girl off when i already explained otherwise. the only thing i can be accused of is not doing my homework.

oh yeah, now you also have a problem with my sex drive and the amount of times i can cum? based on that alone, you are the embarrasement here. hey shithead, not that i have anything to prove to you about this but i'm only 31 y/o and have cum more times than that from the photo section here. but obviously, you cannot and since you can't, think no one else can? what an asshole you are.

anyway, i didn't come on here to engage in senseless trollwarring so i suggest you read elsewhere so as to spare yourself any more discomfort at my level of virility and your comparative lack thereof, because if you didn't like what you read before, then you are going to hate what i have been up to since!

actually, keep reading, the thought of someone like you being insecure about someone he's never met and never will meet is quite amusing to me.

peace out, dickhead.

sh

the point is that shithumpsalot has not done his homework - because it is not possible to imagine that any intelligent (may be he's just plain stupid) and informed person would pay 2000 baht for the taxi and 300 baht for the girl - and think he has rewarded the girl ...

though - when i read about the five cums - i realized that the man must have a reality problem.

what an embarrasing joke ...

(the next time i propose you pay them in bananas or grapes - your tip is about a kilogram of cali grapes at foodland - and i am sure the girl will have the decency to let you have the bananas for yourself ...)

go fuck yourself

[SirHumpsaLott]

So now I'm paying too much? You people are NEVER satisfied! So, how about I just leave out all the payment details and just stick to the sex from here on out, if I post again at all. I may be crazy but this board sure seemed a bit more friendly before I actually came over here and started sharing my experiences. Truth be told, I've read more outrageous stuff here before than anything I've done so far. "What". "A". "Bunch". "Of". "Hypocrites".

OK "Humpy" - a "quick" leson in Thai nicknames - "Lek" means - "little", "Oi" means "sweet" etc etc. Just like "other languages" Thai people tend to assign "nicknames" to people - nicknames which stick thru life. I have adopted a nickname for you (as you might note) of "Humpy".

Anyway - 1000B each for an exciting experience, huh? It's your money, but half that would have been more than sufficient. BTW - sawatdee-ka is "hello". "khop khun ka" would have been "thank you"

[SirHumpsaLott]

All I can say is this, if you have a problem with my posts and doubt my credibility then tough titty bub. I don't know you and really don't care what you think. Maybe you have a problem with the racial aspects of the encounter(s) or are just an insecure asshole, either way, not my problem (I'm betting you're more the latter). Even though explanations have been given and restitution paid you will obviously believe whatever it is that you want. Go ahead, be an asshole all you want, from what I've seen and experienced on other forums, trolls like you are a dime a dozen but hey, what's a picnic without a few ants?

Yes - my post is rude.

A working girl does not work because she is a sex maniac. She works because she is a 3rd world farmer's daugther with few other possibilities. Underpaying her is exploitation.

I feel sorry for girls who do not negotiate price first. And customers who do not should tip the going rate. In backyard Isaan it is B300+ for ST, in Pattaya 1000-1500 LT - and more if she has to work all nigth. As the man in question obviously has friends and other information sources - he should have known.

More important - if you are using your brain - you DO NOT pay the girl (after a long nigth's work) 15% of what you pay for the taxi for 2.5 hours.

If you find my report too rude - please consider forwarding it to the moderator 'admin' for deletion.

[Philo]

I am not a fucking lawyer of Sirhumpsalott but your post is very rude.

The guy posted a nice enthusiastic report about his FIRST day in Thailand and all you do is jerk off just because he paid some amounts he souldn't have paid blah blah.

Now I am sure he would think twice before sharing his other adventures with us. This is true for other newbies, like myself, as well.

So I should say, [Deleted by Admin].

Atre

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Yes - my post is rude.

A working girl does not work because she is a sex maniac. She works because she is a 3rd world farmer's daugther with few other possibilities. Underpaying her is exploitation.

I feel sorry for girls who do not negotiate price first. And customers who do not should tip the going rate. In backyard Isaan it is B300+ for ST, in Pattaya 1000-1500 LT - and more if she has to work all nigth. As the man in question obviously has friends and other information sources - he should have known.

More important - if you are using your brain - you DO NOT pay the girl (after a long nigth's work) 15% of what you pay for the taxi for 2.5 hours.

If you find my report too rude - please consider forwarding it to the moderator 'admin' for deletion.