2004 Pattaya Reports

[Monopoly]

Hi Everyone,

Some questions for anyone currently in Pattaya or recently there:

1. I would like to take BG for HIV test; is this practical? Would they agree? And which is best hospital and cost? How long to get back results?

2. What is the situation with the new closing time; has it put a damper on things?

3. Is beach road all torn up and are baht buses still running?

4. If have very early return flight to farangland is it better to take taxi to airport or go to BKK a day early? How long is the drive from Pattaya to BKK airport?

Thanks

[Scotty Monger]

KJ vegas,

Just got back. Had a great time. I 3F'd for the first 9 nights, then spent the last 4 nights with a DLRF who works at Peppermint. Treated her like a Queen. Loved it.

Terry,

Thanks, I almost fell prey to "Skinjob Disease". Read the books, they are as meaningful as anything Skinjob may hold up as high literature. Finally making the movie. Think it comes out next year. BTW, Adams died in May 2001.
Stayed in "cottage" at Dolphin pool, nice and quiet.

So long, and thanks for all the fish.

[Leo Monti]

Hamilton W,

There was a bus service from Don Muang Airport to Pattaya. If international flights still land at this airport you can buy the ticket at the Thai Limousine Service just before go out from airtport.

Unfortunately there are only 3 runs: 9.00 - 12.00 - 15.00 if nothing had changed from April 2004.

The bus is not always on time and the price should be 200 bath.

Peace and have fun

Leo

[J Ride]

Ten days 'til I take off to Pattaya! I'm going to screw all the broads I can for
seven days straight. Any of you guys have any girls that I should give a call to while I'm there, particularly those that have a "sister?" Help me out here.

[Hamilton W]

Is there an bus or shuttle service directly from the BKK airport to Pattaya?

If yes, company name, where do I go in the terminal to find it, and gii baht?

[Erik]

Could anyone update me on Udon Thani, home of our dearest Isaarn ladies. The scene, the girl friendly hotels, etc ?
Thanks.

[Mandrake04]

How easy is it to get a few days in a hotel in Pttaya with out booking in advance?

[MarcoStraight]

D'ma Hotel is a great Hotel.It is located in Prathunam area , near World Trade Centre , good place to do shopping.I've been there several times 5 or 4 years ago.
Nothing to say about service,cleaning,rooms,etc.. anything's excellent.
They have a great buffet with thai and western food.
I would not put this hotel on the top of my "best mongering location list" instead.If you're looking for an hotel located straight 'in the action' D'ma is not the case.If you're looking for something you can simply walk to the hot zone I would suggest different places like Landmark Hotel,NaNa Hotel,Grace Hotel (NA NA area) or Montien Hotel BKK (just in front of Patpong,very suggested).
Anyway staying away from the hot zone in Bangkok is not a big problem.
You can find in front of D'MA Hotel a 24 hours taxi service so you'll be able to get the best places (NaNa,PatPong) in just 5 to 7 minutes by car.
Girls are allowed, of course but,if I remind well, Hotel gonna charge you something (a small ammount).
Below I put the map of D'MA Hotel....Just in case.
Good luck.

[Gus69]

Dan,

Stay clear of Montien Pattaya, even if you book and pay for double room, you take a guest back it will cost you an extra 800 baht per night.

I believe the Marriott resort, and Dusit are GF as long as you book double.

Myself I am trying Sandy Spring which has good reports, also Residence Garden has good reports.

[DanTheMan]

HI guys,

I need a bit of help. I am about to book a holiday to Thailand (for next easter), and have some questions that I would like an independant opinion on.

Here goes;

1. I'm wanting to stay at the D'ma Pavillion in bangkok, has anyone stayed here before. IS it a good hotel, is it central to touristy things. Is it in a good area? ARe you allowed to bring girls back to you room here. Whats their policy?

2. Same as before, when i go to Pattaya, I'm wanting to book into the Montein Hotel. Once again anyone stayed here before that can give me a run down on the joint?

Thanks guys. You can either post in here, or PM me. If anyone needs info on the AUstralian scene, (Melbourne), let me know.

Dan

[Freeler]

domino,

all accepted b300+tip as my final offer.
just because i wanted, needed and longed for another adventure with the chinese girl i offered her b400+tip.
she started at b700 for her alone st or b400 each for another threesum with her friend. i kindly declined the threesum and did not regret.
when she came with me the second time she said how she liked the way i sized her up when she was introduced as the replacement for dtp. 'you look up-down three times' and she giggled. in fact, i did, and made my mind up the right fukken way!

check your email soon for a pic of the former gogo girl (22 yo, id checked, of course). there was nutting wrong with her at all. perhaps a bit smallish but very stretchy as well - so that kind of cleared the way for the rubbered tor****. she gladly came with me three times, each time on the basic rate of b300+tip.

i'm sure i can get all, that's 100%, of the beachroad girls for that rate.
but then again: i am jai dee man beyond believe and my aim is to please - the girls know and act accordingly.
being nice gets you better rates than speaking thai.

[Freeler]

So I was in Pattaya again, this time at the end of the tour. There is really nothing much wrong with that place, just stay away from the bars, the gogos and the traffic and you'll do fine.
Beach Road is the place to be. All day long. I didn't bother with any other place at all.
I simply bonked my way through the collection, but ended up with a few revisiteds: DTP and that Chinese girl N that was the surprise part of the Pattaya threesum two weeks before. I've got such a crush on that girl that I offered her B400 plus a decent tip just to check if my first impresseion of her was correct.
DAMN IT WAS!!!
She's the best I've bonked in years. Everything fits and feels fantastic and even better and better on that girl.

A new surprise was a former gogogirl (from Champions). Sweet as candy, doesn't know the meaning of shy and VERY dedicated to pleasing Freeler and all parts thereof.
I took her back to the old aircon room three times on three days and she never failed to please. B300 plus tip for sucks and fucks and photos and good loving.

When I saw the tours first girl, I decided to have her a gain, eventho 'men' would get in the way of fucking, she promised BJ to completion for B200. Completion was not to be: she couldn't stand the slitest poking, tossed her cookies and kinda ruined the room.
I still paid her the B200 and bye-bye.

There was also 35 yo and very stacked C. Monster tits and ass and living proof of basic fuck knowledge: The bigger the cushion, the better the pushin'!

A lesser experience came from a girl named Noi. Her big tits were as uneven as Mt Blanc and Mt Everest - if ya know yer geography.

At the end of the tour I was so drained that even DTP couldn't get a drop out: time to go home and recover for the NewYear05 tour!

Just some statistics on the Tour: Basic daily spending a day 800 baht including hotels, food, little things, KY and a warehouse full of rubbers.
Average baht per bonk: B315. But that still adds up nicely if you have your way with 42 girls in 20 days...!
NongKhai had the lowest quality - unexperienced and shy Lao ladies. All very nice but...
Pilok was OUT-FUKKEN-STANDING for sheer numbers available right outside the room and price.
Pattaya came up with BIG surprises like Chinese N, a B800 threesum and the former gogogirl. And DTP, the BeachRoad vacuum.

[Dinghy]

I used "stupid" as in "totally inobservant or possibly naive". Maybe he just didn't understand the "rules of engagement"

"Hallo! - wel-cum! - hansum man!" - the only difference is in a beer bar they don't HAVE rooms available upstairs. But then just ask the girls "Hong tuk wae la noi you tee nai?" Room cheap time (diminutative) where is? and they will ALWAYS know. (My Thai might be a bit faulty here but the message gets across anyway - hell, just ask in AN-GRIT - if she understood "short time" she will surely understand "short time room") Yeah, quit calling me Shirley :-)


Oh, and the banter about "girls" - anything over 17 and under 30 is a "girl" to me. "Little girl" means "younger than permitted by law" (in "American slang" - "jail bait" - not a "physical size" reference)

[Havana Moon]

Artisto Art,

Where you frarm?

France? Belgium? Jimmys is on Rue de Gare.

New York? It's on 32nd Street/ 3rd Avenue.

London? It's on Wardour Street.

Soi 6 is a main street in downtown Pattaya. It takes about 3 or 4 minutes to walk along it, and all the bars are signwritten.

Sorry to be sarcastic, but just how much info do you need?

How fun can one have if one pass Soi 6 in 3 to 4 minutes?

I have never succeded in less than hours.

[Terry Terrier]

Dinghy

I didn't describe Artisto Art as 'stupid', I wrote that his post was. Though I'm surprised that he isn't aware of the setup on Soi 6, being familiar with Pattaya.

Domino

Here we go again: Sartre's 'Being And Nothingness' in relation to renting prostitutes. It's late. I'm off to bed.